I don’t want to be the protagonist of a melodramatic novel!

It was already dark when Su Jiyue left the palace. Yunze only knew that Su Jiyue was very excited when she left the palace.

Even though his face was expressionless, Yunze could tell from his actions that Su Jiyue was really excited.

"Humph, isn't this General Su? Have you almost forgotten me?" Yunze came up at this time, his tone a little sour.

If it was an ordinary emperor, he would have long begun to suspect whether his confidants were instigated by the emperor emeritus, but Yunze was different.

Yunze hoped that the emperor emeritus would instigate a rebellion, and it would be best if the emperor emeritus quickly overthrew him and ascended the throne again.

"Your Majesty, I was just looking for you."Su Jiuyue felt a little embarrassed when he heard this. He was so excited before that he almost forgot about Yunze.

"Humph, what do you want from me?" Yunze looked at Su Jiuyue with dissatisfaction.

"I am naturally looking for Your Majesty...."Su Jiuyue's indifferent face was almost unable to hold back. Seeing the palace servant behind Yunze holding a pile of gold and silver, she immediately asked Yunze:

"Your Majesty, are those gold and silver used to increase the military expenses?"

When Yunze heard this, he knew that Su Jiuyue, this bastard, had definitely forgotten about him, but he didn't want to delve into it. He turned around and asked the palace servants to transport the gold and silver into his private vault, then looked at Su Jiuyue, raised his head and said proudly:

"You wishful thinking, I spent a lot of effort to finally pry open the lock of my father's private vault and took the gold and silver, all of which belong to me!"

Hearing what Yunze said, Su Jiuyue's mouth twitched constantly. He never expected that Yunze would actually pry it open!

Poor emperor, the coffin was about to be stolen by Yunze

"But you, Su Jiuyue, what did the emperor tell you that made you so excited?"After saying that, Yunze looked at Su Jiuyue suspiciously. Could it be that the emperor gave Su Jiuyue more military funds, which made him so happy?

""Ah? His Majesty the Emperor didn't say anything to me, and I'm not happy either." If Yunze didn't know Su Jiuyue's reserved personality, he might have really been deceived by Su Jiuyue's indifferent expression.

As a childhood friend, Yunze knew Su Jiuyue's mood at any time.

Even if Su Jiuyue raised her butt to go to the toilet, he could guess whether Su Jiuyue went to the toilet to eat shit or to poop.

"Really? I don't believe it." Yunze's expression was still suspicious.

"minister..."I was just thinking of something happy." Su Jiuyue said this very seriously. After he went to the palace and talked with the emperor and the empress, he was really so excited because he was thinking of something very happy.

"What's the happy news? You're so happy that you forgot about me. Tell me so that I can be happy too."Yun Ze was clearly determined to get to the bottom of it.

"that is...The autumn hunt is about to begin, and I will lead the imperial guards to protect your majesty's safety, so I am very happy."Su Jiuyue said something that really made her happy, so she didn't feel guilty.

"Is that so?"This time it was Yunze's turn to be in trouble, because this time he did not see any expression of lying on Su Jiuyue's face. Could it be that what Su Jiuyue said this time was true?

But the truth was obviously not like that. Since Su Jiuyue did not want to say it, forget it. Anyway, his father, mother, and Su Jiuyue would not harm him.

"Really." Su Jiuyue nodded sincerely. This guy is getting more and more shameless.

""Okay, okay, I'll let you go this time." Yunze shook his head regretfully. Although he didn't know what his father, mother and Su Jiuyue talked about, no matter what, he had deducted a lot of real money from his father's private treasury. He had already earned

"Then I will take my leave first."

Looking at Su Jiuyue's departing back, Yunze also sighed. It was all his father's fault. Not only was he so thick-skinned, but he actually infected his General Su.

Yunze felt that he had to help Su Jiuyue get revenge.

"Come on, continue to pick the lock with me!"Yun Ze waved his hand and ran towards the other private vault of the retired emperor.

On the other side, the retired emperor, who had just finished talking about everything, was drinking tea elegantly, and the other half of the retired empress was also rolling her eyes at him pretending here.

""Your Majesty, something is wrong!" Soon, a palace servant came to find the emperor.

"What's wrong?" The emperor was not in a hurry. He was still drinking tea leisurely.

"Your private treasury has been completely emptied by the emperor!" The palace servant cried and said to the emperor.

"What!"This time it was the emperor's turn to be anxious. He said that when he told the boy to get out, why did he behave so well?

It turned out that the boy went to dig into his private vault!

"You little bastard, just wait for me, how dare you take out your father's private vault!" After saying this, the emperor picked up the willow branch that he had placed next to his pillow and prepared to catch Yunze.

As for why the emperor's palace always had willow branches, Yunze said that you don't want to know.

"Run slower."The Empress Dowager watched the Emperor Retired waving the willow branches and running to her private storehouse, and shook her head helplessly.

She was already over fifty years old, why was she still fighting with Ze Ge'er like a child?

But seeing this scene, she couldn't help but smile knowingly. She really felt that she was the happiest woman in the world. She was obviously from the royal family, but she didn't kill her brothers and sisters, or her sons and fathers like other royal families.

Soon, Yunze's vigorous behavior of moving the private storehouse was immediately stopped by the Emperor Retired. He was dragged to the side hall by the Emperor Retired, and was whipped on the buttocks with willow branches several times. Yunze was reluctantly let go by the Emperor Retired.

But the gold and silver that Yunze had eaten, it was absolutely impossible to spit it out!

Seeing Yunze's shameless scene, the Emperor Retired once again sighed who he learned this shameless energy from, and then he could only let Yunze go in anger.

Watching Yunze being beaten by himself���Leaving with an appearance of having made a profit, the emperor smiled helplessly, went out to the side hall, and ordered the palace servants around him to take out a little more subsidy from his private treasury to Yunze's treasury.

Humph, there is no other way, what can I do if my child is short of money? Isn't it just to ask my child where the money was spent, and then give my child some more money while scolding him?

Thinking of Yunze's buttocks being spanked red by him, the emperor couldn't help but laugh. Oh, pitiful parents in the world.

Thinking of this, the emperor hummed cheerful music and returned to his palace.