I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

?What is the probability? Teacher Wu took out the calculator, pressed it for a full minute, and threw the calculator into the trash can. The probability is very low!

after,

Teacher Wu put away Xu Mang's paper and put him in her drawer, not because she didn't want to witness the birth of a miracle, but because her heart couldn't accept such a surprise at the moment. Come and experience it. 35xs

well?

Mr. Wu, look at your frowning face, have you encountered any troubles? Teacher Wang Xuewang came to the office and found that Teacher Wu Tong and Wu's face was full of sadness, so he couldn't help asking: Which class is it? Are you mad?

It's Xu Mang, Teacher Wu said helplessly.

Xu Mang?

How can this be!

If it were Xu Mang in the past, Wang Xue would have accepted this statement calmly, but it's different now, this guy is very likable.

Professor Wu?

Xu Mang has been doing well recently, lying on the desk all day. Wang Xue said, Did he mess up your class?

That's not true.

Forget it, anyway, I'm a little melancholy now. Teacher Wu sighed: Mr. Wang, you said that we are teachers, what is the value of existence?

Teacher Wang was stunned for a moment: Teaching and educating people.

right!

Teaching and educating people. Teacher Wu said, But what about Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman?

Cold salad!

Some people are born like this. Teacher Wang said, You don't need to be taught to be very smart. There are too many people like this in history. Teacher Wu, you have a good history, so you should know it all?

Teacher Wu nodded. The world is so unfair. Why do some people become geniuses by lying on their desks or playing with their mobile phones all day long, while some people study hard but become the last ones.

but,

When has this world been fair again?

Time passed day by day, Xu Mang lived an ordinary life in ordinary days, and of course there was an ordinary woman accompanying an ordinary me.

Riding a battery car, Yang Xiaoman went home. When the two passed a fork in the road, a Ferrari supercar stopped beside Xu Mang, and the two waited for the green light to turn on.

Like other boys, Xu Mang was fascinated by machinery, especially the violent aesthetics in this car - Ferrari. 35xs

Um,

good!

The latest Ferrari 488.

Through the window, Xu Mang saw the man driving the Ferrari. He was young but ordinary-looking, but the woman beside him was quite nice, with a standard internet celebrity face and a proud figure.

Little Man?

Um?

Do you like to smile in a Ferrari?

snort!

Yang Xiaoman snorted coldly: Don't buy this kind of car!

Xu Mang looked helpless: Why?

Yang Xiaoman raised his proud head and said expressionlessly: Don't think I don't know what you're thinking, buy a cool sports car like this and go pick up girls, right? I told you there are no doors, not even windows. nothing!

Then what if I buy a car that's a bit more trash? Xu Mang shrank his head, It's very ugly, like a frog.

A car like a frog?

A picture could not help appearing in Yang Xiaoman's mind. This picture had once been dreamed about, Xu Mang riding a frog to marry him.

Could it be

Is this a prophetic dream?

It must be a prophecy!

All right.

Go and buy it. Yang Xiaoman nodded: There is one more thing I want to tell you, except for your mother and me, no other women are allowed in the co-pilot seat.

Just when Xu Mang agreed, the window of the Ferrari suddenly fell down, and the young man said to Xu Mang, Brother, this car can attract such beautiful girls, you are the legendary lover, right?

Xu Mang froze in place when he heard his words.

at this time,

When the green light came on, the Ferrari left with the roar of the engine, but Xu Mang stayed where he was.

Hello!

Why are you in a daze? Yang Xiaoman patted him on the back and urged, Hurry up and ride!

Then what...

Can blind people drive these days? Xu Mang asked.

blind?

drive?

Are you crazy?

Yang Xiaoman rolled her eyes: What are you talking about, do you dare to ride a battery car with your eyes closed?

I'm not talking nonsense.

That young man just now was a blind man! Xu Mang said with certainty, He actually thinks you're pretty. It's not a blind man.

Yang Xiaoman: (￣︿￣)

Depend on!

Mom, I'm not pretty yet?

Obviously you are the biggest blind man in the world, okay?

Snapped!

Xu Mang got a bump on the dog's head.

Since you don't think I'm beautiful, old lady, I'd like to ask you, who do you think is beautiful in our school? Yang Xiaoman jumped off the battery car, tugged at Xu Mang's ear, and asked angrily, Say it!

Oh My God

Don't twist it, it really hurts. Xu Mang begged.

snort!

Forget it if it hurts to death! After all, Yang Xiaoman cared about Xu Mang and withdrew her hand, but the death penalty is inevitable, and the living penalty is inevitable. She must ask why today.

explain!

Who the hell is it? Yang Xiaoman asked with her waist in the air.

In order to be able to survive, Xu Mang lied the most against his will: I don't think there is a woman more beautiful than you in this world. Anyway, I won't see it in this life. Maybe there will be in the future, but I won't see it either.

Although I would rather believe that there are ghosts in the world than a man's mouth, is there any woman in the world who is not confused by sugar-coated shells?

Yang Xiaoman is also a woman,

At this moment, she was fooled by Xu Mang's lies.

Hate!

Subsequently,

He sat on the battery car happily, hugged Xu Mang's waist, and leaned against Xu Mang's back with his pretty face.

so close

Get back a life.

Xu Mang calmed down, then turned the accelerator and headed to Yang Xiaoman's house.

the next day,

When Xu Mang arrived at the school, it happened that Mu Chaomei was discharged from the hospital. The two ran into each other at the school gate. At that time, Xu Mang was driving very fast and rushed in.

Who was that bastard just now? Mu Chaomei asked the security uncle beside him.

Xu Mang.

It's him again?! Mu Chao was so beautiful that he only gritted his teeth.

soon,

Xu Mang was arrested and taken to the principal's office.

Looking at the expressionless principal, Xu Mang asked curiously, Principal? Are you out of the hospital? Are you in good health? My dad recently bought a piece of ginseng, which I heard is used to hang your life. How about I bring it to you? ?”

Don't get too close. Mu Chaomei glared, You seem to be wild recently?

No!

Nothing! Xu Mang shook his head, I've been quite honest recently.

honest?

Do you know that you drive the battery car like a Ferrari? Mu Chaomei said, You are the star of hope in Ning City now. Can you pay attention to your quality? Forget what I told you?

In the Provincial Mathematical Olympiad Competition, both individuals and groups have won the top three. Mu Chaomei showed her true face: Otherwise, I will copy the school rules fifty times!

leave the office,

Xu Mang felt that the whole world was gloomy.

oh

It turns out that today is cloudy. Xu Mang sighed.

On the way back, Xu Mang suddenly felt a little lonely. It seemed that it had been too long since he had the feeling of being cared for, a kind of caring from the bottom of his heart.

to the classroom,

Xu Mang looked at the scenery outside through the window, thinking wildly in his mind.

Actually nothing,

No one in this world can stay with each other all the time, even my own parents will see them leave one day.

What’s wrong with you?

Yang Xiaoman turned his head and asked worriedly.

Looking at the violent airport, Xu Mang suddenly came to his senses. He thought he was used to loneliness, but in fact, he couldn't stand loneliness at all.

Shall I take you home tonight?

Um!

There are still three days left before the provincial competition. Before that, the senior leaders of Ning City specially came to No. 1 Middle School to hold a brief meeting with the leading teachers and members. It was not so much a meeting as a leader's speech.

certainly,

Naturally, Xu Mang would not miss the opportunity to increase his political skills, and immediately started to be in a daze mode.

Political Skill 1

Political Skill 1

say,

For a leader of this level, why add a little bit?

How about two o'clock?

for a long time,

After finishing his speech, the leader left directly in the Audi a6l.

but,

As soon as one left on the front foot, the second leader came again. He came to No. 1 Middle School in a Volkswagen Passat.

Xu Mang and the others listened to the nonsense for nearly ten minutes again. Xu Mang didn't care about it, but he couldn't sleep, but the skill value still increased very steadily.

finally,

The second leader left, and they thought it could be over, but they never expected the third leader to come, and he was riding in a Santana.

Santana?

Well

Xu Mang thought for a while, then fell asleep directly.

At first, the leader was a little displeased when he saw Xu Mang sleeping while he was speaking, but he knew that two big leaders had come before him, and he knew that they had high expectations for Xu Mang, so he finally gave up criticizing by name. Xu Mang planned.

no way,

At certain times, the student speaks louder than himself.

boil it

boil it

Xu Mang drove the third leader away, but Mu Chaomei carried him directly to the office.

Xu Mang, Xu Mang!

What should I tell you? Mu Chaomei stared at Xu Mang: Isn't the street director a leader? In your eyes, do you only have district and city levels?

Xu Mang shrank his head, and said cautiously: I am a law-abiding and good citizen. I am surrounded by various auras, and I am also blessed with the title of 'Hot-blooded Citizen'. I may represent Zhejiang Province to compete for the national championship in the future.

headmaster.

In this way, I really didn't take him seriously. Xu Mang said honestly, If this was a movie, I would be the man possessed by the protagonist's halo, and I would hate the air in the middle of the world.

I

you

Mu Chaomei couldn't refute Xu Mang's words at all. After all, a careful analysis of his words made some sense. In addition, his father was a bit sloppy in Ning City. Although he was a businessman, he had a relationship with everything since ancient times.

You go.

By the way, behave better tonight, and the city will hold a farewell banquet for you. Mu Chaomei reminded.

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