I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

Stop playing games... go take a shower!

Although the group arena was held the day after tomorrow, Yang Xiaoman was a little annoyed by the wait. He waited from noon until eight o'clock in the evening. God knows what he went through. Anyway, he just played games with this guy.

I really can't wait any longer, and the flowers will bloom if I wait any longer.

Wait a moment...

I'm going to eat chicken right now. Xu Mang hugged an open thigh. This was the first time he knew that the mobile phone could be opened and hung while eating chicken. He licked the box along the way, which almost made Xu Mang die of pleasure.

Hurry up!

Power bank! Xu Mang licked happily, only to find that the phone was running out of battery, which startled Xu Mang, and hurriedly asked Yang Xiaoman beside him to bring the power bank.

but,

Yang Xiaoman was indifferent, she was waiting for the moment when Xu Mang's phone ran out of battery, how could she ruin her good time.

Ding dong!

Xu Mang's cell phone had a black screen. If it was someone else, Xu Mang would probably try his best, but whoever let Yang Xiaoman lie next to him couldn't beat her... Women who have practiced Sanda are different.

I went to take a shower?

faster!

Before going to the bathroom, Xu Mang found a charger to charge his phone before going to take a shower.

Whether it was intentional or not, Xu Mang couldn't help but sigh when he saw the clothes that Yang Xiaoman threw on the floor for a change... Flat chest is really miserable.

Xu Mang took a bath as fast as he turned on the animal mode. In less than five minutes, he walked out of it. Looking at himself in the mirror, Xu Mang vaguely felt that he was much more handsome.

...

Why so fast? Yang Xiaoman looked at Xu Mang and asked with a look of surprise, Should I just rush in casually?

No.

I used your shower gel and shampoo. Xu Mang touched his arm, frowning, Say there's something wrong with your shower gel...why is it so slippery after washing? Is it because I haven't washed it thoroughly?

nonsense!

This shower gel is precious! Yang Xiaoman rolled his eyes, and then showed a shy expression: Quick...come up quickly.

Xu Mang went to bed obediently, pulled the quilt, and started playing games. As soon as he clicked on the game, Yang Xiaoman snatched his mobile phone. Seeing her angry face, Xu Mang shrank his head and asked, What's wrong? ?”

What's wrong?

What's the matter?

You all sleep in the same bed and don't want to do something?

Yang Xiaoman was so angry that she stomped her feet, but she couldn't say anything clearly. If this guy found out about her plan, with his personality, it would be another satire. What kind of fire is burning in her heart? Lonely...

The two of them just lay quietly on the bed, watching a boring TV series, like the movie Yang Jian Falls in Love with Su Daji: The Rebirth of the Erlang God.

Yang Xiaoman didn't know anything about the plot in it. She only knew that it was a costume mythology movie. At this time, she was looking forward to Xu Mang's next move, which would be gentle and romantic...Anyway, she was looking forward to it.

Where's the remote control?

???

Oh... here I am. Xu Mang touched the remote control, and then began to change channels. When he found a comedy show, he laughed non-stop by himself.

five minutes later,

Yang Xiaoman finally opened his mouth, and asked grumblingly: It's almost time for bed, right?

It's only before nine o'clock. Xu Mang said helplessly, You don't have to compete tomorrow, and you usually go to bed late, but today it's so early... Xiaoman, are you sick?

roll!

My old lady is very healthy! Yang Xiaoman wanted to unscrew Xu Mang's head, and then opened it to see whether it contained sweet potatoes or paste. Such a lively, youthful and invincible beautiful girl lying beside him actually wanted to watch TV?

oh...

Xu Mang continued to watch the comedy.

actually,

He knew what was going to happen next, but he didn't dare to do it, he couldn't bear it in his conscience, even though it wasn't a big deal these days, just take his own school as an example,

Girls alone had more than a dozen abortions.

but...

That's someone else!

Although I, Xu Mang, have done many criminal things, when it comes to dealing with men and women, I am Liu Xiahui!

Snapped!

The TV drama was unplugged, Yang Xiaoman glared at Xu Mang who was on the bed, and returned to the bed.

Turn off the lights!

oh...

The room was dark and silent.

Let me tell you a story! Xu Mang started the little story before going to bed: Once upon a time there was a girl whose parents died and her life was very hard. One day...

This story is very smelly and very long, so long that Yang Xiaoman fell asleep after listening to it.

They got married that day, and then gave birth to a pair of twins... Finally... Xu Mang talked for two hours, and finally came to the end. At this moment, he observed Yang Xiaoman and breathed a sigh of relief.

Save yourself a prison sentence!

so close!

Taking the phone, Xu Mang started his overnight trip.

...

the next morning,

Yang Xiaoman educated Xu Mang in anger, and worked hard for a long time, but he was tricked by this guy and slept until dawn.

Although he was beaten up, Xu Mang was a little happy. He didn't do anything out of the ordinary. He just consulted his lawyer this morning, and the lawyer told him clearly that if there was an affair, he would not be able to escape from prison.

Of course that's not the point,

In the end, what the lawyer said was what Xu Mang was afraid of.

The good life is just beginning for you, don't lock yourself in the love and marriage grave.

Let's go crazy for another ten years!

Careful analysis,

So fucking right!

after,

Xu Mang paid a considerable amount of compensation, and then changed to an ordinary bed. The old masters who came to help change the bed looked at Xu Mang with ambiguous expressions, and praised the young man's physical strength for so many years. , the first time I saw the water bed collapsed.

This day is the day when the group arena begins.

Liang Feng brought his team members to the arena, discussed with them, and finally selected a lineup. Xu Mang was the first to play as Bai, followed by Zhao Linlin, Wu Feifei, Zhou Kai, and Yang Xiaoman.

Teacher Liang?

It's not good to line up like this. Xu Mang said solemnly, If I go up, I won't be able to get down.

Hearing Xu Mang's words, Liang Feng smiled lightly, and said silently, You are a shit-stirring stick, so don't say anything else when you go up, just go up and disturb me for a while, then you will have completed the task.

well?

That sounds good too!

Xu Mang nodded and accepted the idea of ​​a shit-stirring stick, but in fact Xu Mang didn't want to be a shit-stirring stick in his heart. He wanted to be a wishful golden cudgel that could fix the sea and stir up the world.

In short, two flowers!

There is still an hour until the start of the game.

Xu Mang went to the toilet, planning to have a hard time.

Yo!

Isn't this our strongest free champion?

Xu Mang went to the toilet, and the atmosphere in the toilet became active, with a hint of happiness in the air. Xu Mang was taken aback for a moment, did he become Kong Yiji?

Xu Mang?

Are you going to give this group arena for nothing again? A troublemaker asked Xu Mang with a smile, Which one are you playing?

Facing the ridicule and ridicule, Xu Mang didn't care, but said enthusiastically, Number one.

Sure enough, it's free!

I'm number one too!

Xu Mang, how about being the ringleader?

Hearing Xu Mang's words, discussions started in the bathroom, but they were all teasing Xu Mang to make fun of himself.

At this time, Xu Mang felt that he had entered the world described by Zhou Shuren, the numb, ignorant, ruthless spiritual world, but the difference was that Kong Yiji's ending was a tragedy of being oppressed and insulted, while he... kill them!

Am I the champion?

OK!

Please be merciful when the time comes. Xu Mang said with a smile.

sure!

We promise to show mercy!

Excuse me!

Everyone present gave Xu Mang enough face, but it was actually no big deal.

leave the toilet,

Xu Mang lay on the sofa, covered his face with a math book, and turned on the system as his math skills improved.

Math Skills=5700

Well...

Although it took a lot, I was still working hard to accumulate it, and I don't know if I can successfully complete the group arena.

Practical skills are too few...

It seems that the development of a new wave of skills is imminent.

Xu Mang planned to develop luck and intelligence skills in the future, provided he had these skills.

The system...is there any skill that can reduce the opponent's intelligence? Or increase luck, so that I can become God's favorite cub.

【Please host to explore by yourself】

...

It seems not.

Xu Mang sighed, I'm just God's bastard.

Hello!

Are you nervous? Yang Xiaoman came to Xu Mang's side, took off the math book covering his face, looked at him and asked, It seems that I asked in vain... When did you know you were nervous.

It's okay. Xu Mang smiled.

Seeing Xu Mang's smile, Yang Xiaoman looked around and found that no one was looking here, so he reached out and pinched Xu Mang's cheek.

Can you give me a chance to care about you? Yang Xiaoman said viciously, You bastard!

...

Can you wait for me? Xu Mang asked, I hope I can see you the first time I turn around.

certainly!

...

Thirty minutes before the start of the match, the contestants in the first round began to select the champion.

It may be that the other teams did it intentionally. Xu Mang successfully became the champion and accepted everyone's challenge. Faced with this situation, Liang Feng was extremely angry, which was obviously aimed at Xu Mang.

All the representative teams in the first round did not send the strongest players to the field. Although these players were relatively weak, they maintained the confidence of the strong when facing Xu Mang.

Losing to a free player... seems unlikely, right?

Who is the first to challenge?

this is a problem!

finally,

Under the lottery, the Zhou team became the first, the Shao team came second... Gold was the third from the bottom, Wenzhou the second from the bottom, and the provincial capital Hangzhou was the last to play.

Back on the field, Xu Mang remained calm, since it was the same for him anyway.

only...

Liang Feng was so angry that he was furious.

Xu Mang!

Don't be afraid! Liang Feng patted Xu Mang on the shoulder: Even if it's really free this time, I won't blame you.

Xu Mang: 囧

Teacher Liang!

Well?

I want to eat hot pot at noon... the spiciest kind! Xu Mang said.

Liang Feng was stunned for a moment, shook his head and said, Let's eat hot pot after the group arena. After all, ordering such a spicy hot pot...may affect the performance of other teammates.

Xu Mang showed a slight smile, and said calmly, No, I will start killing this morning!

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