I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down
Chapter 150
?Now Xu Mang could indeed save the world. Before that, Xianyu's eyes became sharper, and his whole body exuded an aura of kingliness, especially the way he held his mobile phone, which looked like a professional gamer.
It's just that the earphones were a little out of place. Out of caution, Lin Fangfang checked the earphones and put them in her ears, only to hear a voice that left her speechless.
second round,
Xu Mang changed from his previous wretched operations and confronted Lin Fangfang directly. This series of changes surprised Yang Xiaoman who was sitting by the side.
I
this
Is this bathroom so magical?
Yang Xiaoman looked at Xu Mang's exquisite and extremely delicate operation, and couldn't help but gasp. His positioning, skill connection, and troop control and pushing towers had reached the top level, even if he was himself, he wouldn't have such operations.
what's the situation?
What the hell is in this bathroom?
Yang Xiaoman really wanted to rush into the men's bathroom to find out why this guy was invincible after going to the bathroom, could it be like Superman? Is the bathroom the place where Xu Mang transforms?
Whoops!
The release of this skill
Whoops!
this skillful move
Whoops!
This superb slot
At this time, Yang Xiaoman had become Xu Mang's fan girl. Watching him play games, he even felt that no man in the world could be more handsome than him.
Glancing at Lin Fangfang,
Her brows were tightly knit together, and her expression was a little dignified. Yang Xiaoman could see that she was suffering the greatest challenge ever.
This place is Hulao Pass!
Sudden,
Xu Mang gave a loud shout and successfully killed the enemy facing him.
Putting down the phone, he glanced at Lin Fangfang and said, No pressure!
I go!
This is pretending,
Simply stressful.
Several people were surprised by Xu Mang's sudden increase in strength, so they were full of curiosity about the bathroom. What was in the bathroom that Xu Mang had been to? However, how many people know that this is probably another unsolved mystery of the world? What's in the bathroom?
Lin Fangfang was in a daze. She didn't know how she died. In short, the bleeding was very fast, and her skills hit Xu Mang without any harm at all.
Cheating?
Hang up?
Or substitute?
Lin Fangfang thought of many possible situations, but she rejected them one by one. After all, face-to-face solo, it is impossible to cheat. The only doubt is the bathroom he has been to. What is in the bathroom?
no!
I'm going to the bathroom too,
male!
Wait for me for ten minutes! Lin Fangfang put down her mobile phone and went straight to the bathroom. When she got to the door, she glanced at the signs. There were those in pants and those in skirts.
Without any hesitation,
Lin Fangfang rushed into the door wearing pants.
five seconds later,
He walked out disappointed.
Is my technology too rubbish? Lin Fangfang said to herself: Or am I too bad?
back to your seat,
The ultimate battle between Lin Fangfang and Xu Mang is about to begin.
This game decides who will end the meal. Of course, money is only a small matter, and face is the big one.
Although Lin Fangfang's academic performance is not good, her attitude towards games is the same as Yang Xiaoman's. She must win, and she must win when playing games.
Fool?
Well?
Don't win too easily, remember to pretend. 35xs Yang Xiaoman leaned into his ear, and kindly reminded: Don't hang everyone on the other side like in the previous game, this is my little sister , you made her cry, I will coax her when the time comes.
oh
Xu Mang nodded, simply put, he was acting.
Do not worry!
Do you still have to question my acting skills? Xu Mang said with a smile, You must be satisfied.
Seeing Xu Mang's confident smile, Yang Xiaoman panicked.
soon,
The third inning begins.
Xu Mang still continued the previous routine. He came up directly as a strong man, joking about Lu Bu, the god of war in the world, how could it be possible to hide behind the tower and steal soldiers?
Under one operation,
Lin Fangfang ran away from the beating.
However
A wicked little hand slowly reached towards Xu Mang's waist.
This is Yang Xiaoman's hand.
asshole!
I knew this was the case!
In order to let Xu Mang know what he should do next, Yang Xiaoman directly twisted the soft flesh around his waist.
I twist!
I screw again!
I'm still screwing!
pity,
Xu Mang didn't feel it, and was still addicted to the joy of beating the other party, unable to extricate himself.
Yang Xiaoman:  ̄ ̄;
Is it because you have been beaten by yourself for a long time, so you have antibodies?
Doesn't it hurt?
However,
it's not true.
The reason why Xu Mang didn't feel Yang Xiaoman's twisting was only because he activated the skill of secretly playing with his mobile phone in class, which allowed him to concentrate his attention and achieve spiritual and physical transcendence.
suddenly,
Xu Mang came to his senses, glanced at the angry Yang Xiaoman, and smiled awkwardly.
Ouch!
My screen isn't working! Xu Mang suddenly shouted, What should I do?
oh?
Out of order?
After Lin Fangfang heard Xu Mang's words, she had an idea and decided to be shameless and bully Xu Mang whose screen was out of order.
ァ新ヤ~⑧~1~中文网ωωω.χ~⒏~1zщ.còм
In fact, this is not shameless,
This is called insufficient preparation.
Ha ha!
Kill you bastard! Lin Fenfen controlled her hero, and rushed towards Xu Mang with a playful smile.
but,
After all, Xu Mang was not a professional actor, so when he was beaten, he subconsciously fought back, but with too much force, he beat Lin Fenfen to death directly under the tower.
The scene was silent and awkward.
Lin Fenfen's small face turned from sunny to cloudy, from cloudy to rainy, not only lost the duel, but even her IQ was crushed. Such an obvious routine, but she didn't see it.
Wow!
I'm dead!
In the end, Xu Mang paid for the meal. Lin Fenfen had no choice but to use the tricks that children used to, crying, making trouble, and hanging herself, which directly caused Yang Xiaoman and the others to burst their heads.
On the way back, Xu Mang was questioned by Yang Xiaoman, all about why he acted.
snort!
What do you say without shame? Yang Xiaoman stared at Xu Mang and said, What's the difference between your acting skills and those little fresh meats?
I
How dare you compare me with Xiao Xianrou?
A soldier can be killed but not humiliated!
well!
Does Xiao Xianrou have my achievements?
Is Xiao Xianrou as masculine as me?
Does Xiaoxianrou have strong muscles like mine?
Xu Mang asked Yang Xiaoman three soul-touching questions in a row, convincingly.
The days in the magic capital are coming to an end soon,
Xu Mang bought a high-speed rail ticket to go home. Maybe he was unlucky. He bought a business seat at 7:45 the next day.
what's the situation?
Why did you buy it so early?
night,
Yang Xiaoman and Xu Mang were eating supper outside. When they heard the departure time tomorrow morning, Yang Xiaoman sneered and said, Can you get up?
Well
Of course I can wake up. Xu Mang patted his chest and said confidently, My biological clock is accurate!
cut!
I don't believe it! Yang Xiaoman said, I think you will come to me and ask me to send you back.
beg?
Xu Mang sighed. Xiaoman thought that the skill of staying in bed was funny. Although this skill was indeed funny, it was really useful sometimes, such as catching the high-speed train.
the next day,
seven in the morning.
Xu Mang's biological clock started automatically, and he hurriedly glanced at his phone.
5:01
sleep for a while!
A few minutes later, Xu Mang woke up again and glanced at his phone.
5:10
Sleep a little longer!
Xu Mang:zzzz
open your eyes
Turn on the phone.
9:25
oh
It turned out to be almost half past nine.
Xu Mang: Σд′ノノ
Fuck!
what's the situation?
It's half past nine or nine? !
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