I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

After a golden light,

【Congratulations! 】

[Wisdom: Level 2——Level 3]

When Xu Mang saw a virtual box pop up in the system, he was finally relieved. Since clicking twice in a row, Xu Mang developed a very serious obsessive-compulsive disorder. At the bus station, I suddenly remembered something.

well?

Did I lock the door in the morning?

go home,

Insert the key, oh... so the door is locked!

Xu Mang had sought help from enthusiastic netizens on the Internet because of this mental illness, but he was not satisfied with the answers given by the netizens. To sum it up, he was in a panic.

I finally raised my intelligence to level three, did you become a little smarter?

Little Man?

Well?

Do you think I'm smart? Xu Mang smiled confidently.

...

Yang Xiaoman rolled his eyes: I think you are getting more and more stupid, just like Curator Jin.

Xu Mang: 囧

It seems that the attribute of being smart is reflected in the inside, not in the appearance. Only handsome exists on the outside.

well?

Can you think of a nickname? Yang Xiaoman looked at Xu Mang, and asked curiously, Be more handsome, so that others can understand that we are together and have a deterrent effect.

Uh...Let me think about it. Xu Mang thought for a while, then suddenly had an idea, and said, The Black Wind Shuangsha who are in a mess?

roll!

finally,

Yang Xiaoman was still unable to escape the fate of 'Black Wind and Shuangsha', and went back to sleep angrily.

At this time, Xu Mang was developing his new skills.

system?

Zhi has been upgraded to level three, do you have any new skills?

[Comprehension ability: endow the host with a powerful understanding ability, deduct the equivalent skill value, and be able to integrate the memorized knowledge]

[Note: Must cooperate with memory ability]

Nice!

Finally waiting for you!

What should I understand first?

Xu Mang thought for a long time, and decided to start with the phonetic symbols of English.

System, how many skill points are needed to understand English phonetic symbols?

[After system identification, the host has no knowledge about phonetic symbols in memory. 】

I rely on!

Forgot to copy phonetic knowledge.

Using the office computer in the room, Xu Mang found the English phonetic symbols and directly turned on the memory mode.

English Skills -1

English Skills -1

three minutes later,

Xu Mang began to understand phonetic symbols.

System, how many skill points are needed to understand English phonetic symbols?

[Recognized by the system, understand the exchange value of phonetic symbols: 500 (English skills)]

[Time: 10 hours]

pay!

Completion +0.1%

Completion +0.1%

Seeing the progress bar of the phonetic symbols in the virtual frame slowly increasing, Xu Mang felt warm in his heart.

at this time,

Xu Mang also discovered a feature, which is actually a background operation mode.

Just hang it until it's done, it won't affect your daily life at all.

Wait a moment!

Why don't you try multitasking in the background?

System, how many skill points are needed to understand the English subject-verb-object relationship?

[Recognized by the system, understanding of English subject-verb-object relationship conversion value: 2000 (English skills)]

【Time: 30 hours】

pay!

System, classical Chinese...

[Identified by the system, classical Chinese...]

pay!

System, narrative style...

【Identified by the system, narrative method...】

pay!

one,

two,

three,

until the fifth.

The greater the harvest, the greater the greed. Although Xu Mang failed seven understanding processes in the end, Xu Mang understood...this is still too little. In three months, I graduated from elementary school and reached the top scorer in the college entrance examination in Zhejiang Province. This speed is not enough at all!

Hang up again!

Starve the timid to death, and starve the bold to death!

Xu Mang gritted his teeth and continued to focus on the understanding process of knowledge points.

ten,

twelve,

Fifteen!

Burn! Youth!

Boom!

Xu Mang fell to the ground, eyes rolled, foaming at the mouth, trembling all over.

three hours later,

When Xu Mang got up from the floor, his head was swollen and painful, and all the previously listed skills were cleared. What phonetic symbols, what names, what narration methods, what classical Chinese... only knew the appearance, but not the inside.

Fuck!

Where are my skill points? Xu Mang found that his skill points had been deducted a lot. Except for the math skill value, which was not much, the skill points of other subjects were all reduced.

well?

Did it hang up too much, causing the brain to crash and crash?

system?

Does my current brain belong to Windows XP?

【Windows2000】

Nima!

So behind?

In other words, the emotional buddies are still in the era of Pentium processors?

System, how many comprehension processes can I hang up now?

【Ten】

How to upgrade to the Intel Core era? AMD is also fine!

【Self-exploration】

Xu Mang sighed, squinting at a classic forty-five-degree angle, and his eyes exuded a touch of sadness.

youth...

Often with the wrong company.

...

this day,

Xu Mang, don't forget to come over next year to write a question.

Brother Xu Mang, sister Xiaoman...Thank you for your teaching.

goodbye!

Jiang University campus gate,

Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman said goodbye to Teacher Teng, Jin Leilei and others one by one. The parting was painful, but the parting was also for a faster reunion.

Come to the parking lot,

Xu Mang drove Yang Xiaoman back to Ning City.

Hello!

A total of one thousand and eight.

...

...

Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman looked at the display board. The amount indicated on it was 1,800 yuan, and they were about to collapse. Although they were born into wealthy businessmen's families, it didn't mean they could be slaughtered by others.

Why is it so expensive? Xu Mang asked, I just stopped for ten days, why did you charge me 1,800 yuan?

sorry.

This is the private parking lot of XXX International Hotel. The toll collector uncle said blankly: If you don't have the parking coupon given by our hotel, we will charge this price.

Wait a minute!

Xu Mang took out his mobile phone to search for relevant content, not to mention...there are sky-high parking fees everywhere.

but,

There's nothing wrong with that!

Since the market regulation of parking fees has been implemented, the parking fees of many shopping malls and hotels have changed. The relevant material department has also responded that they have no right to interfere with the pricing of shopping malls and hotels.

what to do?

Faced with legal and reasonable unreasonable treatment, Xu Mang could only pay.

I am not the protagonist in the Shenhao online novels. Faced with this kind of thing, I bought the hotel without saying a word. I am just an ordinary person, a person with ordinary but extraordinary thinking.

certainly,

Yang Xiaoman is different, her existence rivals the protagonist of Shenhao's novel.

I'm so mad at my mother!

It's just a broken hotel! Yang Xiaoman said angrily, There are more than fifty hotels run by my family, how could they be so deceitful!

Knowing that Yang Xiaoman's family is very wealthy, she never expected to be so rich. She is indeed a woman with a family in the mine... Casual pretense is hard to guard against!

Driving the car, Xu Mang glanced at the violent airport with a pouted mouth, and said silently, Why don't you ask?

Just ask!

Yang Xiaoman took out his mobile phone and dialed a number.

Hello?

Uncle Tian, ​​how much does our hotel charge for the parking lot?

ァ新ヤ~⑧~1~中文网ωωω.χ~⒏~1zщ.còм

foreign...

Yang Xiaoman: Σ(`д′*ノ)ノ

ah?

oh...

hang up the phone,

Yang Xiaoman didn't speak.

...

...

In the car, except for the roar of the engine and the noise of the sports tires and the ground, neither of them spoke.

Isn't it cheap? Xu Mang asked with a smile.

Shut up!

My old lady, I don't want to talk to you. Yang Xiaoman's pretty face flushed, and she gave Xu Mang a glare.

well...

Evil capitalists!

...

The way back was much smoother. It took over an hour to arrive in Ning City and send Yang Xiaoman to the gate of her community. It was not until her driver came to pick her up in a Maybach that Xu Mang left.

Although Yang Xiaoman was pregnant with Sanda and would not be in any danger, Xu Mang would wait until someone picked her up before leaving in peace.

Possibly self-indulgent,

but,

There is no way to get used to it.

mom!

I'm back! Xu Mang shouted when he got home.

moment,

Xu's mother hurried downstairs and saw her precious son, who hadn't seen him for ten days, let alone... Missed her very much.

Like the motherly love of the public,

Xu's mother's love for Xu Mang was reflected in his cooking skills.

The long-lost red heart egg in sugar water has two words highlighted-never forget the original intention.

Xu Mang: 囧

mom!

It's time to enroll in a culinary training class. Xu Mang said helplessly, Take this bowl of red eggs in sugar water as an example... Where's the sugar?

What do you know!

Eating too much sugar is harmful to your health. Mother Xu rolled her eyes at her son, took out her phone and opened WeChat, and then entered the WeChat group of 'Home', pointing to a forwarded official account article.

Do you see it!

Xu Mang glanced at it. It said Are you still eating candy? Developed countries don't eat it! .

Half Xu,

Xu Mang came to his senses and looked at his mother in shock.

Seeing her son's expression at this time, Xu's mother smiled slightly and said: Your mother and I have worked hard all day for your and your father's health problems.

No!

Mom...let's get over this issue first. Xu Mang pointed to the WeChat group, and said angrily, This is the family WeChat group, right? Why am I not in it?

Xu's mother froze for a moment, as if...it seemed that her son was not in it.

well?

Why was it not added?

Xu's mother suddenly thought of her own decision at the beginning. It was because her son's grades were so poor, and it was a bit embarrassing to go in.

after,

Xu Mang joined the group.

However, within an hour, Xu Mang quit automatically.

The family WeChat group is no longer the so-called family WeChat group. The juniors in it never speak, and the elders don’t speak either, but they like to repost articles from the official account.

For a while, the shock, for a while, the horror, for a while, the kid next door was crying...

All health articles.

in my room,

Xu Mang was lying on the bed, thinking that his mother had been harmed by those official accounts... she entered aging early, and it was fine to harm her, and the whole family was harmed.

health?

What do young people live for!

Simply hilarious!

He took the thermos cup next to him, unscrewed the lid, and there was wolfberry tea inside.

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