I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

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Why did you touch it yourself?

Why is it thirteen?

Xu Mang's voice wasn't very loud, but it was so deafening in the ears of the three of them. Just joking...three hundred and eighty-eight times, and then three times more by hand, one person is one thousand one hundred and sixty-six The giant of fourteen, is this guy going to eat people?

you...

How did you find it? The young man pointed at Xu Mang in horror.

Xu Mang smiled and nodded: Sit down, sit down, this is the basic operation of Xueba, don't be so nervous.

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If he had heard Xu Mang's words before, he would have thought it was bragging, but...but now it seems that he really memorized all the cards as he said.

Cheating!

cheating!

It's a pity... these are all other people's rhetoric, but there is no evidence.

The three of them looked at the cards that Xu Mang had drawn by himself. They were so heartbroken. Although Thirteen Yao didn't sound that cool, the outside world said that this type of card was called the Orphan Card. There are ten thousand tubes and one nine, east, west, south, north. Wind plus white, add any pair.

In terms of fame, there is no big four happiness, big three yuan and other card types are loud, but the thirteen is very difficult to do, it is extremely demanding, because there is a prerequisite for doing thirteen, which is a very lucky test, that is, thirteen cards The cards are all drawn by themselves, and cannot be eaten or touched. If other players touch any pair, then they can only draw the best cards.

Look at Xu Mang's again,

Six of them are all chapters. Isn't this kind of luck by cheating?

Don't believe it!

However, there is no evidence, so he can only be fooled.

One thousand one hundred and sixty-four,

Self * touch to kill,

Three thousand four hundred and ninety-two.

Five hundred yuan each, or one hundred and seventy-four hundred and six thousand yuan.

a hand of cards,

Directly winning close to two million... What the hell are you human?

Are you still playing later? Xu Mang asked curiously: During the Chinese New Year, I bought a car and spent more than 4 million yuan, and it happens that today you are... er... How about helping me with the remaining money? Make up for the car money? It’s like robbing the rich and giving to the poor.”

Rob your sister!

roll!

The noses of the three people are crooked, so what does your buying a car have to do with us? Why should I help you make up money? However, he really made up nearly half of the money.

Straight A student...

Xueba... Not only does he study well, but he also has top-notch tricks to deceive people.

Knowledge really changes destiny!

Ha ha ha ha!

You gang of Cai Birds! Yang Xiaoman didn't know when he stood beside Xu Mang, looked at the distorted faces of the three people in front of him, put his waist in and yelled wildly: Come on! Play two more laps! You can't win! you!

Yang Xiaoman was already full of anger, but now that he saw Xu Mang's last comeback, he felt so relieved, and wished he could do a few more rounds to win this group of people until they went bankrupt.

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Annoying!

So fucking annoying!

These young couples are really not a family, and if they don't enter a family, they are all cannibals.

The young man didn't dare to refute Yang Xiaoman's words, but he could secretly poke and say to Yang Xiaoman: Xiaoman... watch out for your boyfriend, draw the thirteen-yao card Type, you will be hit the next day.

roll!

Crow's Mouth! Yang Xiaoman glared, and said angrily, I don't have the strength to play cards, so I started to play this kind of insidious villain's tricks. Do you think I will believe my old lady?

well...

Believe it or not. The young man said with a wry smile, Ever since I found thirteen yuan in online mahjong last year, I have been keeping my back. I can lose tens of thousands of yuan by playing this kind of small mahjong for five yuan. So... this deck really can't be messed up, only your boyfriend is so big, three thousand four hundred and ninety-two.

I think... The young man thought for a while,

Silently said: You can call the hospital now and ask if there is any space in the ICU ward, and book one immediately to prepare for emergencies.

Yang Xiaoman frowned, she is a layman in mahjong, although she has just understood some basic principles and basic hand patterns, but she doesn't understand some of the rules inside, including the taboos of mahjong.

Will it be really miserable?

Are you lying?

At this time,

Xu Mang opened his mouth. He has always rejected these things, and said seriously: This is just Murphy's Law. Whatever you are afraid of will happen. Besides... there is no theology in the world, all theology It's all bullshit.

Exploring from the quantum world, everything in the world, including the universe, is composed of only twelve kinds of material particles and four kinds of natural forces. If you go a little deeper, they can be as large as interstellar galaxies, as small as electrons, protons, quarks and other elementary particles. They are all composed of energy lines in two-dimensional space-time, that is, strings.

look...

I have analyzed the universe so thoroughly, do you think the so-called theology and metaphysics can still be included? Xu Mang continued, Brother...this is science.

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Fuck!

I just said something taboo, but someone else slapped me in the face with a scientific slap.

Burning pain.

different from others,

Yang Xiaoman looked at Xu Mang with a look of surprise. He originally thought that his study of physics was just a joke, but just now he talked about a lot of quantum mechanics theories, and he mentioned string theory by the way. Could it be... he plans to enter physics, or theoretical physics.

at this time,

Chen Shao, Zhou Shao and Wang Shao looked at each other with a trace of shock on their faces.

I go!

This guy Xu Mang...what the hell does this guy do? Zhou Shao asked in horror: He has a strong memory, he is good at mathematics, and his hacking skills are also first-class. Now he is even involved in physics. What is he going to do? What are you doing?

have no idea...

But now I just want to say something...Xu Mang is amazing! Wang Shao smiled wryly.

Young Master Chen sighed, and said silently, I thought we were on the same level as Xu Mang, but now it seems...we are superficial, and their ambitions are not comparable to ours.

no!

When people open their mouths and keep their mouths shut, it is science.

The mace of science is waving over, who can withstand it?

No!

after,

The three of them transferred the money to Xu Mang's account, willing to admit defeat. These people's gambling products are still good, after all, they all have families in the mine.

Dinner is a self-service barbecue. Behind Chen Shao's yacht, there is a large space enough for a barbecue party of a dozen people. Xu Mang has always loved barbecue, and he usually takes Xiaoman for supper as well as barbecue.

The barbecue party was very hot, but there were three people sitting on the side without saying a word. They were autistic, but that's all they didn't talk, and the barbecue still had to be eaten.

I'm coming!

Grilled corn, grilled eggplant, and barbecue. Xu Mang hurried to Yang Xiaoman's side with a lot of barbecue, and said with a smile, I put a lot of minced meat and minced garlic in the eggplant.

grilled eggplant,

It is Yang Xiaoman's favorite food, but unfortunately she doesn't like this eggplant very much.

Where are the onions?

Why didn't you put green onions? Yang Xiaoman complained.

I'm allergic to scallions. Xu Mang said helplessly, It's not like you don't know that if you eat a little chopped scallions, you'll start vomiting...until the stomach acid comes out.

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Annoying! Yang Xiaoman gave a blank look: Go to the hospital when I have time. Every time I eat with you, I have to pick chopped green onions for a long time. Even a little bit of chopped green onion is not acceptable. It's a waste of time.

oh.

Go and see when you have time.

Xu Mang was eating mutton skewers and grilled eggplant, lying on the deck chair with a contented face.

well?

Stupid! Yang Xiaoman ate the eggplant and asked curiously, Are you really going to study physics?

yes!

Is there any problem? Xu Mang asked.

But...but you are a liberal arts student! Yang Xiaoman said helplessly: Others don't necessarily want you in the physics department, the physics department wants top students in the science class.

Xu Mang froze for a moment, as if it made sense.

What to do?

Well...

There shouldn't be any problem. Xu Mang thought for a while, and said seriously: Just based on my college entrance examination results, not to mention the Department of Physics, even if I apply for the solar system or the Milky Way, it is appropriate.

idiot!

Yang Xiaoman rolled her eyes and ate the eggplant in silence, but she had already agreed to Xu Mang's statement in her heart.

at this time,

the crowd not far away,

A great battle is brewing.

Young Master Chen!

You, Zhou Shao, and Wang Shao all have strong memories, right? A troublemaker said with a smile, I remember that you and Xu Mang are both the top three contestants in The Strongest Mind, how about the four of you playing mahjong together? ?”

Yes, yes!

Let's have fun, have fun. Another busybody booed.

moment,

There were cheers on the scene.

Chen Shao and the others were a little embarrassed. Is there any difference between playing mahjong with Xu Mang and committing suicide? This is obviously to send money to the other party, but deep in my heart is full of expectations. Being with the strong is an honor in itself, and...

If he wins, wouldn't it prove that he is better than Xu Mang?

Young Master Chen and the others nodded, agreed, and played mahjong with Xu Mang twice.

Xu Mang!

Play mahjong or not? The troublemaker who first started the war shouted at Xu Mang, The battle of the century!

ah?

Hit again?

Are you crazy?

Xu Mang asked curiously, With whom?

Chen Shao, Zhou Shao and Wang Shao. The troublemaker said: The four of you are all people with super memory. We want to see what will happen if four people with strong memory play mahjong together. Such a situation.

Xu Mang hesitated for a moment, and asked Yang Xiaoman beside him, Xiaoman? Do you want to fight?

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It's better not to. Yang Xiaoman observed the other party, and said in a low voice: Obviously it's one against three, you will suffer.

how?

Xiaoman's consent is required for such a trivial matter? The troublemaker said with a smile, Xu Mang... Rake your ears!

Xu Mang's head hardened, and he said proudly, Is there anything you can't fight? Hit!

Yang Xiaoman: (*￣︿￣)

I will suffer at the cost of saving face!

Big idiot!

Then,

This battle of the century will be arranged after the barbecue, after all, the barbecue has just begun.

What's wrong?

Don't worry... I never fight unprepared battles. Xu Mang said with a smile, If this wave of leek harvest goes well, I'll buy you a car.

real?

Yang Xiaoman was ecstatic. Buying a car by himself and Xu Mang giving her a gift were two completely different concepts. The latter was a deep love.

real!

As long as you get your driver's license, I'll accompany you to buy a car. Xu Mang nodded solemnly: The premise is that today's profit is quite good.

come on!

Kill them! Yang Xiaoman pinched Xu Mang's handsome cheek and said with a smile.

at this time,

Chen Shao, Zhou Shao and Wang Shao began to make secret signs with each other.

This movement is strips, this movement is ten thousand pieces, and this movement is pancakes. Young Master Chen said, For example, with my movement, three taps with the index finger and one tap with the middle finger indicate that I want 80,000.

Zhou Shao nodded: What about the whitening in the southeast and northwest wind?

Simple!

It's like this... this... this...

moment,

The three of them completed the comparison of the codes and practiced it by the way. The success rate is probably over 90%.

Young Master Chen...

Isn't it good for us to do this? Wang Shao smiled wryly, Is it too unfair to Xu Mang?

well!

How can we fight without a thousand dollars? Chen Shao said helplessly: That's it, we may not be his opponent.

Too,

Just relying on Xu Mang's memory beyond ordinary people, not to mention...even if he cheats, he can't win, because his brain is the biggest scammer in the world.

soon,

The delicious barbecue tour is over, and the battle of the century is about to begin.

Xu Mang is at the table.

Unlike before however, there was plenty of BBQ and beer on the side.

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Young Master Chen and the others glanced at Xu Mang, who was drinking beer and grilling barbecue, with helplessness on his face. Can you respect this battle of the century?

How many laps? Xu Mang hiccupped and asked silently, How about doing two laps?

Can!

It's almost two laps. Chen Shao said with a smile: One thousand times, Xu Mang... show mercy!

Clam?

I go!

Hit so big?

Xu Mang froze for a moment, then said cautiously, Is it...too big?

words fall,

Arouse the contempt of the surrounding circle of people.

Dota's TI bonuses are in the hundreds of millions these years, is it a problem to play a few rounds of mahjong with several million?

Xu Mang?

You're going too far. The young man who had been cut leeks before said: Just won nearly two million from us, forgot? Or...hehe.

Yang Xiaoman was very sensitive at this time, and couldn't listen to others saying bad things about Xu Mang, so he said angrily, What's wrong? Are you talking about heroes with money now? But which one of you has more money than mine?

One thousand times is too little!

Five thousand!

beat!

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