I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

Xu Mang saw the latest issue of Magic City Physics, and the cover on it was very conspicuous.

What's wrong?

Could it be that my buddy's calculation was wrong?

Or that optical problems cannot be explained by purely mathematical theories?

No! Xu Mang shook his head, and said seriously: Director Fang, you must have misunderstood, how could I write such a high-end academic paper, how can someone like me get into Science This kind of journal, right?

Hearing Xu Mang's words, Director Fang became very angry. Is this belittling himself, or is he boasting in disguise?

Ahem!

Did you publish it? Director Fang asked with a dark face.

No! Xu Mang said firmly, It's impossible for me to publish a wrong paper.

Director Fang looked at Xu Mang and knew that he had misunderstood him. He thought he was looking for a crime, and there was no evidence to prove that Xu Mang's theory was correct.

What if I say your theory is correct? Director Fang said indifferently: Or didn't you publish it?

correct?

Xu Mang froze for a moment, nodded hurriedly, and said with a smile, I sent it.

You boy! Director Fang almost died of anger. If you are right, you published it, and if you are wrong, someone else published it?

Stop standing, sit down.

oh.

Xu Mang sat obediently opposite Director Fang.

Looking at Xu Mang who had calmed down, Director Fang tapped his fingers and asked expressionlessly, When did you learn optics?

I didn't learn it. Xu Mang said with a confused face: I have never touched optics before. I read Euclid's Reflection Optics during the summer vacation, and I have a general understanding of the reflection of light. In short, I am stuck with the knowledge of high school textbooks. noodle.

this

How can this be? !

Director Fang couldn't believe it.

But after careful analysis, it seems that his paper is more about the accumulation of mathematics, and has little involvement in optics. It is estimated that someone translated physics problems into mathematical language.

Why did you think of studying optics? Director Fang asked curiously, You are a theoretical physics student. Does your class supervisor know that you are so interdisciplinary?

Xu Mang shrank his head, and said cautiously: In fact, all of this is a misunderstanding. I was copying a classmate's notes that day, and the content of the notes happened to be about light. You also know that theoretical physics involves light in many issues. From the speed of light in the theory of relativity to the quantum optics of quantum mechanics”

Stop, stop! Director Fang hurriedly stopped Xu Mang's next science popularization session, and said with a dark face, I am a member of the Academy of Physics, and I don't need you to help me popularize science.

Xu Mang smiled awkwardly, and continued: In short, I was bored in class, and then I was alone in the corner doing calculations. After an hour of calculations, I accidentally figured out the characteristics of light.

That is to say, when a single photon orbits its center, the speed of light will be slower than that of the following photons. I call this phenomenon self-torque. Xu Mang said seriously: And made a related mathematical model, which almost verified my speculation.

Xu Mang's mathematical model was published in the journal Modu Physics. According to the data calculated by mathematics, his speculation is reasonable, but science is about evidence, and the best evidence is through experiment.

Director Fang sighed. If Xu Mang's conjecture was verified to be correct, he could graduate.

graduate

A person who only has common knowledge of physics in high school ended up graduating directly two months after entering university.

Simply unimaginable.

Director Fang? Xu Mang asked with a smile: If my speculation is verified to be correct, can I become a graduate student in the Department of Physics? Ph.D.

Don't even think about it!

Physics graduate students like you, or Ph.D. students, what do other students think? Director Fang said helplessly, I'll ask this question again next year, it's impossible this year!

Oh. Xu Mang nodded.

but

You can teach advanced mathematics to students in the physics department. Director Fang said, How about it?

Teaching advanced mathematics?

Sure?

Xu Mang asked curiously, Is it the lecturer level?

right.

It's just to take advantage of your mathematics. Director Fang paused: Recently, many professors have reported to me that you sleep every day in class, lie on the table when you arrive in the classroom, and go to the toilet to smoke in the middle of the break. Since you It’s so boring, it’s better to teach students.”

We have two professors who teach advanced mathematics in our physics department. They came from the mathematics department. Unfortunately, one of the professors is sick. You can come. Director Fang said: But I have two requests. Seriously. and responsible!

teach,

It was something Xu Mang never dared to think about in his life. Although he had taught members of the provincial Olympic team at Jiang University before, most of the time he stayed in the dormitory and played games.

This is an opportunity!

clear!

I must live up to Director Fang's kindness. Xu Mang patted his chest and asked seriously, Do I not need to continue studying physics?

hehe!

Do you think it's possible? Director Fang said with a smile: It will start next week, wait for the announcement then.

Although I successfully published my first batch of academic papers and caused considerable repercussions, life still has to go on, and I can't stop because of one thing, and the results of the experiment will take several days.

the next day,

Xu Mang picked up his high math textbook again, and drove to Xiaoman's campus to learn from Deputy Director He in order to prevent accidents.

Of course, he told Xiaoman about the itinerary. If Xiaoman knew about it, he would secretly come to her campus, but he didn't tell her, let alone go to him. I guess the days ahead will be very hard, it will be very painful!

What?

You are a lecturer now? Sitting in Xu Mang's car, Yang Xiaoman looked at him in horror.

I don't want to either, but I'm really good. Xu Mang sighed, and said silently, I'm sorry I'm a killer without emotion.

Yang Xiaoman: (#￣～￣#)

the bastard,

You're used to pretending to be aggressive in front of me, aren't you?

Without further ado,

Xiaoman grabbed Xu Mang's collar and said viciously, I warn you again, don't act aggressive in front of me, or I will kill you!

Xu Mang shrank his head, nodded cautiously and said, Oh.

safe for now,

Xu Mang asked, Xiaoman, let me go to Deputy Director He of the Department of Mathematics first, and pick you up for dinner at noon?

Um.

Go.

Before the big right and wrong, Yang Xiaoman was still clear about it, and he was not dazzled by love.

soon,

Xu Mang found He Liqun and Deputy Director He.

hey-hey

Director He. Xu Mang said with a smile: Then why did Director Fang of our physics department ask me to substitute for high mathematics, because a professor who taught us high mathematics is ill and needs to be recuperated for two months.

Deputy Director He was stunned for a moment, and said calmly: It is more than enough to teach those college students at your level.

words fall,

He took out a copy of Magic City Physics from the drawer, pointed to the cover and asked, You sent it?

Um!

This theory has not been proven yet, but I heard that many colleges and universities are experimenting, and the results may be known in a week. Xu Mang said, Many people call me crazy now.

This was not Xu Mang's deliberate attempt to sell misery. In many non-governmental academic exchange forums, as well as some official forums, Xu Mang's paper Light Can Spread in a Spiral Way was resisted by many people.

Their core point is, how can mathematics demonstrate optical problems?

certainly,

Xu Mang registered a lot of accounts and those troll theories, and then he was scolded, and then those websites were hacked. After this incident, Xu Mang understood a truth, those who can do it will never talk about it.

At this point, ::Update the fastest computer side::/

Xu Mang's thinking was a bit similar to Taibai Mao's. Taibai Mao not only copied the chapter, but was also a cat with authority.

One cannot avoid criticism from others on the road to success. Deputy Director He said earnestly: It mainly depends on what you do. You care too much about what others think, and you are the one who is bound in the end.

certainly.

This is not to make you ignore other people's words, but to have a standard of judgment in your heart. Deputy Director He said, Do you understand?

oh!

Thank you, Director He. Xu Mang nodded and left the office.

Just after closing the door, Xu Mang suddenly remembered what he seemed to have forgotten. What was it?

afternoon,

Yang Xiaoman took Xu Mang to go shopping. This time Xu Mang couldn't refuse, because the reason Xiaoman gave was very reasonable. She said that as a teacher, if students saw her high math lecturer, they might refuse to learn this virtue. .

at first,

Xu Mang felt that this was a trick for him, but after Xiaoman's five-minute education, he thought it was a truth.

OK OK

My old lady, I didn't break you. Yang Xiaoman rolled her eyes and said helplessly, Try this dress quickly.

oh

soon,

Coming out of the fitting room, Yang Xiaoman was instantly elated.

Really handsome!

So handsome!

In the next hour, Yang Xiaoman used his own actions to explain what it means to be able to compare to the system.

This, this, and this! Yang Xiaoman pointed to three styles of clothes in a high-end clothing store, and said to the waiter.

you

You want three pieces?! The waiter was taken aback. This piece of clothing costs several thousand. It is rare to ask for three pieces at once.

No! Yang Xiaoman shook his head.

Miss, please don't joke with us, we are also very busy. The waiter said with a dark face.

Yang Xiaoman was stunned for a moment, regained his composure, and said expressionlessly: Except for these three things, I will cover everything else!

finally,

Under Xiaoman's dressing up, Xu Mang at this time was wearing a dark blue suit, a pair of black loafers, and his hair was combed into a big back. In addition, there was a trace of fortitude in his handsomeness. A little cunning.

Xu Mang showed the style of a thug in a suit to the fullest.

Looking at Xu Mang in the mirror,

Yang Xiaoman is going crazy.

God!

Simply too MAN!

I didn't expect this guy to be so masculine when he put on a suit.

Hey hey?

Pay attention to the image, the drool is about to come down. Xu Mang glanced at Yang Xiaoman beside him, and couldn't help but remind him, Can you be a little bit better?

roll!

Don't think you're a dog, I don't dare to do anything, my old lady. Yang Xiaoman glared, and said viciously, Put on these black-rimmed glasses.

Huh?

No glasses?

Don't talk nonsense, put it on!

oh

moment,

Yang Xiaoman couldn't help but gasp.

he's mine!

Always will be!

Monday afternoon,

Xu Mang returned to his original form and went to the classroom. This was his first time teaching college students, and he was a little nervous. Although he had discussed some details with another professor who taught advanced mathematics in the morning, such as the teaching progress and teaching standards, etc.

I have learned a lot and understood some truths, but I have never experienced it after all.

optical major,

sophomore.

Pushing open the door of the classroom, Xu Mang came to the podium with confident steps in the eyes of everyone.

My name is Xu Mang!

In the future, you will be your lecturer in advanced mathematics. Xu Mang said seriously, with a rare expression on his face, The roll call will begin, and those who are not here will retake their advanced mathematics this semester!

After roll call,

Xu Mang was about to start his lecture when he was interrupted by a naughty student.

Teacher Xu?

Aren't you going to introduce yourself? said the students.

oh

Xu Mang, freshman in theoretical physics, you should know about it, right? Xu Mang said calmly.

of course I know,

The reason why he asked Xu Mang this question was that this student wanted to remind Xu Mang that you, a freshman who came to teach a sophomore, should save it!

oh!

It turned out to be a freshman. The student smiled and said, Can you teach me?

Looking at the indifferent smiles on the faces of the thirty or so students present, Xu Mang followed them and smiled.

only,

His smile is a bit wicked

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