I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

master?

How long will it take? Xu Mang glanced at the time. It had been an hour since he left home, and he was still on the elevated road. Fortunately, taxis were charged by mileage.

Well...

You know the traffic in Ning City. If you're lucky, it's normal to be stuck in a traffic jam for an hour or two. The taxi driver sighed and said silently, Are you in a hurry?

Go to participate in an important competition, the city's composition competition for high school students! Xu Mang took out his entry ID and waved it in front of the driver a few times.

I could recite 300 Tang poems at the age of three, I was familiar with the Four Books and Five Classics at the age of five, and I was recommended to the hot pot department of Niujin University at the age of ten! Xu Mang looked proud: Be low-key and low-key, don't publicize it outside, I am a person I don't like the feeling of being superior.

The driver is a little confused, is this really fake?

Master, do you want to know why I am so good? Xu Mang approached cautiously and said, As long as you give me a free order, I will tell you why I am so good.

good!

It's my fault for this job! The driver nodded hastily: Little brother, hurry up!

It's very simple! Xu Mang said solemnly, Because I'm a genius!

I...

Damn, she was being tricked by such a simple trick.

The driver was depressed. He never thought that after so many years of wandering in the rivers and lakes, he would be taught a lesson by a fledgling boy.

Shame!

In the following time, the driver shut himself down, which made Xu Mang lose a good person to relieve boredom. He sat silently in the passenger seat, feeling the taxi driving forward bit by bit.

finally,

After getting off the elevated road, the road was unimpeded, and soon came to the competition venue.

well?

I didn't pay for the car! The driver stopped Xu Mang.

Didn't you give me a free order? Xu Mang froze for a moment.

What free fare?! The driver said with disgust on his face, You must have heard it wrong!

How many?

Fifty-five.

...

Xu Mang touched the fifty yuan in his pocket, and said embarrassedly, I only have fifty yuan...how about you driving me to the fifty yuan place and getting off?

Originally, I thought that this trick of my own would make the driver give up asking for the fare. Who would have thought that this person was just and threatened to call the police... There was no way, so he called Yang Xiaoman to rescue him through WeChat.

How much?

Fifty-five!

One hundred, don't look for it!

Classmate Yang Xiaoman was very domineering, and directly handed over a hundred-yuan bill.

classmate!

Before I leave, I have a few words to say to you. You don't need this kind of man! The driver said earnestly, He's just a slut!

no!

I...is actually his...

I know!

Seeing the back of the driver leaving, Yang Xiaoman almost ran away, but was misunderstood as a couple with Xu Mang... Reasonable, how could such an excellent and beautiful girl like herself have such an idiot boyfriend!

Wait for me!

Xu Mang followed the distraught Yang Xiaoman into the venue.

...

Xu Mang's arrival broke Mr. Wang Xue's original plan. He was not included in the itinerary, but this guy came by himself. Fortunately, he could still sign his name at the sign-in place.

Because he arrived early and by coincidence, Xu Mang caught up with the boring opening ceremony.

The leader above was chattering endlessly, and Xu Mang who was standing below had a nervous breakdown. Although he could fall asleep standing up, the risk was too great.

It's not just me who is ashamed.

Taking advantage of this free time, Xu Mang checked his panel.

Host - Xu Mang

Virtue: Level 1

Knowledge: Level 1

Body: Level 1

Beauty: Level 1

Law: Level 1

Upgrade card*8

English skills = 1420

Language skills=1270

Math Skills = 1400

...

Eat sugar water red eggs skill = 100

Sneak snack skill in class=1030

Secretly playing mobile phone skills in class = 1000

The values ​​of various skills are very average, but the increase is not large.

By the way...

I didn't eat any snacks in class, how come the skill value of eating snacks is so high?

Xu Mang recalled the process of his sleeping. Sometimes he could dream of all kinds of food, and then he added the skills of the current subject and the skill of stealing snacks.

Emotional dreaming counts.

This time I have to find an opportunity to clear up the skill of stealing snacks in class. It is useless to keep it anyway, so I will find snacks in the political class of the old class, and I will eat crunchy potato chips. I have to play the most exciting one!

What are you smirking at?

Standing by the side, Yang Xiaoman looked at Xu Mang with a smirk, and couldn't help asking.

nothing.

I thought of the scene where I won the first place, Xu Mang said.

...

idiot!

sometimes,

Yang Xiaoman was very envious of Xu Mang. His Ah Q spiritual victory method could always keep him happy, and he looked heartless every day. The key point was that he could occasionally jump up and stand in front of everyone, saying that everyone who was there Total rubbish.

Yang Xiaoman?

Um?

Do you like playing League of Legends?

What for?

What rank are you? Xu Mang said in a low voice, Do you want me to raise your rank?

The strongest king!

... Xu Mang looked embarrassed: Then take me to the top?

roll!

Yang Xiaoman didn't know that from now on, she would experience the most terrifying gaming experience.

for a long time,

After the leader's speech, Xu Mang and his teammates ushered in a pre-match meeting. The main thing was that Mr. Wang Xuewang gave psychological counseling to his students. After all, this is a game, and some people will always be nervous.

Now there is a boy and a girl in the team who are getting nervous.

Teacher Wong...

I... my mind is blank now. The boy said nervously.

Learn from me!

Breathing in...breathing out...breathing in...breathing out...

And fart!

Xu Mang answered with a smile.

...

...

...

Wang Xue is crazy. At such a critical time, this guy actually messed with you.

Xu Mang!

Don't make trouble for me! Wang Xue glared, and then gave psychological counseling to the two nervous students.

Xu Mang became an empty-nest youth, sitting dryly on a chair, listening to content that had nothing to do with him, and wanted to join the team a few times, but quickly withdrew because he couldn't understand.

Teacher Wong?

Well?

How about I spy on the enemy's intelligence? Xu Mang asked sincerely.

What do you want to do? Wang Xue was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly reprimanded: Don't make trouble for me!

No!

As the saying goes, if you know yourself and the enemy, you can win every battle! Xu Mang said sincerely.

Sudden,

Yang Xiaoman said, Mr. Wang, just let Xu Mang do it. If you don't let him do it, maybe something will happen again.

this...

Be careful, don't get caught. Wang Xue thought for a while, and said hastily: If you are caught, say you are a student of Chengxi College!

oh!

Xu Mang wandered around the venue, perhaps because of his good image as a salted fish, he was still not found after he got into other people's teams, and some students even regarded Xu Mang as his teammate.

Brother, why haven't I seen you?

I'm from City West College.

roll!

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