I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

Xu Mang had just finished teaching advanced mathematics to sophomores majoring in optics. Xu Mang hurried back to the dormitory, picked up a physics book and covered his face. Now Xu Mang urgently needed a lot of physics skills.

While increasing the skill value, Xu Mang did not forget to understand and hang up the university knowledge he had copied before. It was useless if he didn't understand the copy.

soon,

Jiang Bo and the others returned to the dormitory and saw Xu Mang lying on the bed with a physics textbook covering his face. They couldn't help but feel extremely helpless.

When this guy returned to the dormitory, he either lay down and slept, or played games with his legs crossed. He didn't look like a modern progressive youth should have, but he looked like he was eating and waiting to die, but this thing took off.

Where should I go to reason?

well?

Have you heard? Jiang Bo said in a low voice, It is rumored that Xu Mang is terminally ill, and it seems that he will die in a few months. We must treat him well in the future. I will pay for the takeaway today. It's not good to spend Xu Mang's money all the time.

What?!

Is he terminally ill? Liu Yanhua asked in horror, I thought it was a joke.

It's better to believe in something than nothing. Wu Maoxing said, Let's treat Xu Mang well. It's not easy for people to say that Xu Mang is dying. It's the end of the battle.

words fall,

The three sighed in unison. There is no tragedy in the world like this. With so much knowledge, so much wealth, and such a beautiful girlfriend, it's a pity to leave like this.

half past five,

Jiang Bo started to order takeaways, and he ordered Xu Mang braised chicken and rice with fried tofu and thousand sheets, still two large servings.

get takeout,

Liu Yanhua walked to Xu Mang's bed, stepped on his stool, and shouted at Xu Mang, Xu Mang Xu Mang, it's time to eat!

ah?

Oh... Xu Mang slapped the physics book off his face, and asked with blurred eyes, You guys help me order takeaway, I want to eat braised chicken and rice, refueled tofu and thousands of sheets, two servings, and I'll treat you guys Whatever you want.

Hearing Xu Mang's words,

The three of them were very emotional, all of them were terminally ill but they did not forget to be a child.

The takeaway has been ordered. Liu Yanhua said: Get up and eat.

So fast? Xu Mang was stunned for a moment, then reacted and said, Don't you usually eat mine?

No no no!

We can't bear it with our conscience. Liu Yanhua said with a wry smile, Hurry up and wash your face, and then we can have dinner. The three of us are waiting for you.

Xu Mang: (°ー°〃)

What's wrong?

All three of them felt weird.

I don't know if it was an illusion. Xu Mang felt that his three roommates seemed to have been exchanged by souls. Their bodies belonged to them, but their minds and souls belonged to others. Then the question came, was it their own?

Forget it, who knows!

get up,

wash your face,

Have a meal.

While eating, Xu Mang noticed that his brothers were looking at him with concern from time to time, which made him even more curious. What's going on?

Xu Mang?

ah?

You have to hold on! Jiang Bo said: Now that science is so advanced, there must be a way to cure your disease, so please don't be pessimistic and maintain a good attitude, which will help you recover.

What?

What the hell?

It sounds like my brother is terminally ill.

Xu Mang was a little confused, not to mention that their eyes weren't the kind that cared about the patients, something was wrong, so what the hell is going on today!

Wait a moment!

After thinking about it, Xu Mang's expression gradually became vicious.

???

???

???

Seeing the change in Xu Mang's expression, from the dazed look to the current viciousness, the three of Jiang Bo and the others vaguely felt a bit of coolness. Could this guy be pushing his limits?

soon,

After the four of them had dinner, Xu Mang lay on his newly bought gaming chair with a look of death on his face, and shouted at Jiang Bo, Xiao Jiangzi, take the physics book on my bed and read it to me. .”

Xiao Liuzi, my shoulders are a little sore, help me knock.

Little Wuzi! Xu Mang raised one leg, put it on the table, and said lazily, Squeeze the leg!

I

Nima!

This is not an inch, this is clearly Shangfang Jiewa!

Hey hey!

You have to speak the law even though you are terminally ill! Jiang Bo couldn't stand it anymore, and couldn't help but said, Isn't this too much for you?

Just kidding you guys. Xu Mang said with a smile, Talking about the rumor that I'm terminally ill, when did it start?

ah?

You are not terminally ill?

The three of them looked at Xu Mang in surprise.

nonsense!

Xu Mang rolled his eyes, and said helplessly, Have you ever seen such a lively patient?

soon,

The misunderstanding was resolved, and the four began to chat about the beginning and end of the rumor.

Combined with your own experience,

Xu Mang proposed that the three processes of spreading rumors are flattening, sharpening, and assimilation, and the birth of a rumor requires two conditions, namely the importance of the event and the ambiguity of the event.

In order to accurately calculate the disappearance time of the rumor, Xu Mang specially made a mathematical model, and after a set of ingenious calculation process, the rumor will reach the historical peak two days later, and then start to decline continuously until the rumor disappears ten days later. self-defeating.

impossible!

How can mathematics calculate the exact time for the rumor to dissipate? Jiang Bo and the others couldn't believe it.

Although he admired Xu Mang's mathematical ability, this was too much, 10,000 times more than calculating the self-torque of light.

Xu Mang smiled and said, Please believe in science!

the next day,

Xu Mang skipped class for the first time. He skipped the first class in his college career. He thought he would be discovered, but it turned out that he thought too much and didn't even make a phone call.

At this time, Xu Mang was perfecting yesterday's rumor model, seeking a solution from mathematics when the rumor first formed.

However, Xu Mang did not find a solution that could be solved in the early stage, but analyzed another concept related to rumors from the mathematical model - rumors

Rumors are malicious attacks and false news intentionally spread by creators, while rumors are specific messages that can be passed on without any evidence.

Combined with some bad marketing accounts, Xu Mang wrote an article The Rumors of Marketing Accounts End, which was published on major portal websites, forums, Weibo and WeChat public accounts.

in the article,

Xu Mang explained the various problems in the rumor from the structure of the rumor itself.

In order to expand his influence, Xu Mang spent a lot of money to buy a lot of sailors to help his articles get promoted, not to mention the effect was very significant.

result

by noon,

All were deleted.

Xu Mang thought for a while, and felt that there was an iron chain behind this, and many people were tied by the iron chain.

It seems that it is impossible to eliminate the articles of those marketing official accounts by one's own efforts. Take my mother as an example, even if I successfully report n marketing official accounts, she will not know where they are the next day Reprinted to the marketing official account article.

Thinking of this,

Xu Mang sighed.

A technological advancement, while enjoying the fruits of progress, also faces the negative impact of progress.

The road ahead is long.

Director Fang's Office,

At this time, Fang Jun, the head of the physics department, had just finished a very complicated physics paper. In order to verify the difficulty of this paper, he specially recruited two graduate students from the physics department.

You guys do this paper. Director Fang distributed two papers each: The time is two hours.

Faced with Director Fang's request, the two graduate students naturally did not have any complaints, and they honestly did the papers, not to mention the feeling that they hadn't done the papers for a long time, and they couldn't get used to it for a while.

After reading roughly the entire volume, the two graduate students shut themselves down.

The knowledge points are very complicated!

But it needs to be very proficient in each knowledge point.

How is this possible?

Director Fang

Isn't this a little too difficult? A graduate student said helplessly: It's so difficult that it's unimaginable.

yes!

Basically integrate all the knowledge in physics. Another graduate student smiled wryly: It's hard to do it.

is it hard?

It seems to be quite difficult.

Director Fang roughly understood the difficulty of this paper. Of course, since he started, he must finish it. After two hours, Director Fang corrected the paper on the spot. The total score was 300 points, but the average score of the two was only Less than sixty-five.

after,

Director Fang took the paper to Hua Yanfeng, a professor of particle physics in the Department of Physics, and asked Professor Hua to do the paper.

don't even say,

After finishing the test, Professor Hua's score was even lower, with an average score of less than forty. After all, he was engaged in professional bachelor's research, and he had forgotten all about this kind of test.

Academician Fang.

It's not necessarily too difficult, is it? Professor Huayan Fenghua said, Are you sure you will do it for Xu Mang?

It's a little more difficult. Director Fang also felt that he was a little too much, and was thinking about whether to reissue a new one, when a middle-aged professor came.

The professor was taken aback when he saw Director Fang, and then asked curiously, Academician Fang, has Xu Mang been borrowed by another department?

No!

What's wrong? Director Fang asked.

Didn't come to class! The professor thought for a while, Are you sick? There have been a lot of rumors about Xu Mang's illness recently, and it seems to be serious.

what serious

It's all gossip. Director Fang couldn't help but frowned, and immediately took out his phone, and Xu Mang made a call.

soon,

The phone went through.

Xu Mang, come to classroom xxx.

at this time,

Xu Mang came to a certain classroom with an innocent face, pushed the door open and saw Professor You Hua present.

what's the situation?

Is it wrong?

Xu Mang stepped back in a hurry, closed the door and glanced at the number plate.

That's right

It's classroom xxx. Xu Mang pushed the door open again, and it was still Professor Hua.

coming?

Professor Huayan Fenghua hurriedly greeted Xu Mang to take his seat.

Professor Hua? Xu Mang was like a monkey in a zoo, surrounded by intense crowds, and asked curiously for a moment, Where's Director Fang? Why didn't you see Director Fang?

He'll be here soon.

Xu Mang? Professor Hua asked, Are you mentally prepared?

ah?

What do you mean? Xu Mang shrank his head, the word dumb was written all over his handsome face.

Seeing Xu Mang's expression, Professor Hua smiled, probably because there was no notice, so the test was only authentic.

nothing.

Just wait a few more minutes. Professor Hua said with a smile, Work hard and let me see your real strength!

As soon as the voice fell,

Director Fang came to this classroom with a paper.

Huh?

Director Fang? Xu Mang asked, What are you holding?

examination paper!

Now we will conduct a comprehensive test on you. Director Fang said seriously, Are you ready?

Fuck!

Is it so sudden?

Xu Mang looked at Director Fang in horror, and read a trace of seriousness from his eyes.