I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

Full marks!

This is an existence that is close to a legend. Many people think that it is impossible to get a full score in the individual competition. First, the difficulty has limited the possibility of a full score, secondly, the number has also limited the full score, and the third is the time limit.

Three key factors make the possibility of full score equal to tan90°.

However...

After half an hour of careful analysis, recalculation and accurate proofreading by more than 20 people, they were surprised to find that this test paper was really full!

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This... is this a dream?

The Shanghai Math Contest for College Students was held nine times before, and the highest score in history was only 340 points. There were no full marks in the previous nine years, but in the tenth year... a contestant scored a full mark in history.

this...

What could be the explanation other than dreaming?

Xu Mang!

It must be Xu Mang! A certain young member said with certainty, This is not a coincidence, it is a fact that will inevitably happen. Xu Mang participated in the competition and got full marks!

Xu Mang is equal to full marks,

This theorem, which sounds nonsense, seems to be affirmed by everyone.

Once upon a time,

There are also rumors that XX is a mathematical genius, all kinds of awesome and powerful, but this is just hearsay, there is no evidence, and there is no achievement that can be obtained.

Moreover, these so-called geniuses have also participated in the competition, and one of them scored 340 points six years ago. Since then, there have been almost no geniuses in the sense, and none of the geniuses that have been circulated has exceeded 340 points.

Who would have thought...

In the tenth year of the Mathematics Contest for College Students in Shanghai, a monstrous character appeared.

Xu Mang,

An invincible existence,

Using pure mathematics to calculate the self-torque property of light, it appeared on the cover of the journal Modu Physics, and then used pure mathematics to create The Theory of Electron-Proton Synergy, which appeared on the cover of Nature.

joke,

The cover of Nature!

Too awesome!

I heard that he is from the physics department...a physics student can learn mathematics so well...it's rare!

Hehe, what if I say that Xu Mang was born in a liberal arts class?

finally,

Everyone defined Xu Mang as not human.

He is a beast!

Everyone's emotions were high and their hearts were extremely excited, but the work still had to continue. Afterwards, they also corrected another paper with a score of 400. If there was no such monster as Xu Mang, this student would become a record high.

Then came the team competition papers,

result...

Everyone was dumbfounded, the three papers got full marks!

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...

...

Really hell!

There was no need to guess, it must be the evil Xu Mang.

He is a bit too much, this is a man who intends to take home all the awards!

It's over, it's over, I remember Xu Mang is a freshman, right? So there will be him next year?

He's planning to drive all the math geniuses out of Shanghai!

...

Xu Mang: Zzzz

Yang Xiaoman: Zzzz

The two of them hugged each other and fell asleep, because they didn't need to do anything in the morning, so they slept until 9:30 in the morning. There was no way... Last night, they played black and white until 2:00 in the middle of the night, although Xu Mang's account was blocked. It was blocked, but he bought an account, the one with full level.

Ka Ka Ka,

I donated 2,000 yuan to Pony's Penguin Company, got some skins and runes, and was banned after playing for less than four hours. Because this account was cheating for the first time, it was only blocked for three days.

Little Man?

Have you... grown taller? Xu Mang lay on the bed, looked at Yang Xiaoman curiously, and asked, I think you've grown taller.

nonsense!

The doctor said that I can grow to 1.7 meters. Yang Xiaoman rolled his eyes, and put on his pants silently: Just you idiot who says I'm short all the time, you know that if you always say that others are short, it will really change. Short, do you understand?

ah?

She also believes in this truth?

Xu Mang smiled embarrassingly: When you grow to 1.7 meters, I think...you're thinking about farting.

Yang Xiaoman: (*￣︿￣)

Skinned again?

Forget the pain from last night?

Shut up!

Now I've grown one centimeter taller. As long as I keep going at this rate, I'll be 1.7 meters tall before I'm forty! Yang Xiaoman glared, We'll get a divorce at that time!

Hearing Yang Xiaoman's words, Xu Mang's frightened face changed drastically, turning pale.

hehe!

Are you scared? Yang Xiaoman said disdainfully: Then be a good person.

you...

Unexpectedly, Xiaoman, you are a piece of dog skin plaster! Xu Mang said sadly.

Yang Xiaoman was stunned for a moment, and glanced at the time. There was still plenty of time, after all, the awards ceremony and closing ceremony were held at 2:00 in the afternoon.

what to do?

Of course it's up to him!

After a bloodbath, Xu Mang lay on the bed with a face ashen, unable to believe what his future life would be like. At this moment, a bold idea came to his mind, if Xiaoman was pregnant...isn't it? Can he be lawless for nine months?

After careful calculation, Xu Mang dismissed this idea. No matter how bad he was, he couldn't do such a thing to Xiaoman, who was about to become a mother.

sorry,

I,

Xu Mang,

A man who loves his wife and warms his heart!

well?

What about Ding Jun? Xu Mang asked curiously, Where did Ding Jun go?

Well...

I heard that I went abroad. Yang Xiaoman was putting on light-colored lipstick, and said casually: It seems to be at Brown University.

Brown?

What do you mean?

Xu Mang asked curiously, A university without any rules?

Yang Xiaoman:? ? ?

what!

Brown University and Brown Sports don't get along at all, okay? Yang Xiaoman rolled her eyes, One of the famous universities in the east, it's a very good Ivy League school.

oh...

Xu Mang didn't know much about foreign universities. In his world view, the most famous one was Niu Jin University, and the most powerful major was the hot pot major of Niu Jin University.

The following Cambridge, Harvard, Yale... can only be heard.

get up,

After a simple wash, Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman went to the restaurant to eat. Due to the change of status, Xu Mang seldom eats wild food. Now he pays attention to the coordination of nutrition when he is full. Plug is easy to gain weight.

in the afternoon,

Xu Mang and Xiaoman followed the large team to the awards ceremony.

The big man comes on stage,

applaud!

big talk,

applaud!

Xu Mang has lived so long that he still doesn't know what the role of these people is. Every time he sees them at the opening and closing ceremonies of various competitions, he speaks a bunch of incomprehensible nonsense. long.

Finally made it to the awards ceremony,

The host began to announce the top five individual competition list of this competition.

Fifth place, Mo Xiaosheng from Huadongli, with 273 points.

Fourth place... two hundred and ninety points.

The third place... two hundred and ninety-eight points.

Looking at the three people on the stage, the people below were envious and jealous, but there was nothing they could do. These three people were the champions and runners-up of the last and the last year.

By the way...

Xu Mang, the god of learning, should be number one, right?

How many points does he have?

Can it exceed the current highest record of 340 points?

For this question,

Everyone is very curious.

Immediately afterwards,

The backer announced the second place.

Second place, Yang Xiaoman from Fuda, 400 points!

As soon as the voice fell,

Everyone was in an uproar.

Fuck!

Create the latest record directly?

A full sixty points increase, isn't this Yang Xiaoman too heaven-defying?

At this time,

Everyone began to think about a question. Yang Xiaoman raised the record to 400 points, which was unprecedented and unprecedented. What about Xu Mang, the god of learning? Can he break through the 400 mark?

Worth looking forward to!

First place...

From Fuda...Xu Mang, five hundred points!

words fall,

The bottom is boiling!

WTF?

Full marks?

Who the hell is this!

Are you writing a novel? Is this the plot of a novel?

Too much!

If Yang Xiaoman's 400 points shocked the contestants, Xu Mang's full score made them feel terrified.

In the past, some people conducted statistics. In the math competition for college students in Shanghai and individual competitions, the probability of getting a perfect score is about the same as the probability of the end of the world happening in the morning, which can be ignored.

who knows...

It wasn't long before this theory was overthrown by Xu Mang.

etc,

Isn't that who?

???

???

???

While shocked, the students saw Xu Mang walking on the stage. Is Xu Mang the psycho? Xu Mang is that psychopath?

I...

So the perfect score was achieved in less than half an hour?

Everyone began to doubt life, and by the way began to question science... How is this possible?

Isn't he doodling?

so fast,

oh,

So he was doing a question? !

He even got full marks!

at the same time,

The lecturer leading the team at Fuda was about to go crazy, so he hurriedly took out his mobile phone and called Director Ouyang.

Director Ouyang!

We at Fuda took the top two places in individual events. The lecturer leading the team said, Xu Mang got the only perfect score in the audience, and Yang Xiaoman was slightly second with 400 points.

Um!

I see.

As soon as the voice fell,

The lecturer who led the team said in surprise: The ranking of the team competition will be announced soon.

immediately,

The host announced the rankings of the team competition in the Shanghai Magic City Competition. There is no doubt that everyone knew the results in advance this time, and Fuda came first again.

Xu Mang,

Yang Xiaoman,

These two black winds and evil spirits fired the first shot that swept across the world of Demon City School.

...

soon,

Many Fuda students knew about the fact that Fuda packaged the competition awards, but it didn't cause any disturbance. The main reason was that Xu Mang's existence made this no small matter a matter of course.

In the eyes of the students, where there is Xu Mang, there is incredible.

Pack all the awards?

sorry,

This is normal operation.

Xu Mang, who returned to school, was the same as before, and did not receive any special treatment. If there must be special treatment, then Xu Mang got the chance to be recommended for a Ph.D. degree in the Department of Mathematics next year.

soon,

The list representing Shanghai to participate in the National College Students Mathematics Contest came out, and there was no change. The team from Fuda entered the competition unchanged.

But there was a little surprise,

Xu Mang.

I'll tell you a bad news. Director Ouyang made a phone call and told Xu Mang, Because your performance is so outstanding, in order to prevent other young people from being suppressed, you have been designated as one of the contestants representing the country in PUMaC. So you don't have to play follow-up games.

Just give young people a chance. Director Ouyang said with a wry smile.

words fall,

hang up.

Xu Mang: (°ー°〃)

Fuck!

I am also a young man!

At this time,

Xu Mang received another mysterious call.

hello!

Guess who I am? was a young man.

Without even thinking about it, Xu Mang blurted out, My son!

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