I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

Braised pork, braised pork ribs, sweet and sour pork ribs, fried pork with garlic sprouts, fried pork with chili...

Yang Jian was stunned by the scene in front of him, good guy... did he fall into the meat? Why is there no seafood?

Little Man?

Is there any seafood? Yang Jian asked.

No!

Xu Mang loves meat, so I made all the meat this time. Yang Xiaoman shook his head and said solemnly: I've been making these dishes for a long time, and it took me three days just to study the recipes. Dad, hurry up. Have a taste?

Yang Jian was taken aback for a moment.

etc,

This won't be the first time cooking, right?

Didn't your daughter cook for Xiao Xu before?

Little Man?

You... have you ever cooked food for Xiao Xu before? Xu Jian asked cautiously.

No.

Today is my first time cooking. Yang Xiaoman looked impatient, and hurriedly urged: Dad, hurry up and eat!

Yang Jian looked at the meat and vegetables on the table in front of him, not to mention that the appearance is quite good, the color, aroma...is different, but I don't know how much this taste... can score.

dad!

Eat a piece of braised pork! Yang Xiaoman enthusiastically picked up a piece of braised pork for his father, and said with a smile, Xu Mang likes eating braised pork the most, so I have studied it the most.

This sounds very unpleasant.

Yang Jian felt a little uncomfortable. As Xiaoman's father, he ate his daughter's cooking for the first time, all because of Xiaoxu's blessing. This father failed too much in front of him.

never mind,

let's eat.

Yang Jian looked at a piece of braised pork in the rice bowl. It was ruddy in color and overflowing with aroma.

Not bad.

but...

When the chopsticks touch the braised pork, I feel something is wrong. Why is this piece of braised pork as hard as a rock?

Eat it!

Hurry up and eat! Yang Xiaoman kept urging: Dad...don't wait, it will be cold if you don't eat any more.

...

Without any choice,

Yang Jian put this piece of braised pork into his mouth.

Yang Jian: o((⊙﹏⊙))o

what does it smell like

There is a touch of sweetness in the sourness, a little bit of bitterness in the sweetness, and the soaring spicyness in the bitterness...

Is this what people eat?

I'm afraid pigs don't want to eat it!

How about it?

Is it delicious?! Yang Xiaoman asked nervously.

...

Good...delicious! Yang Jian held back his tears and smiled at his daughter, Jane...it's so delicious!

real?

Yang Xiaoman was overwhelmed with surprise, his father probably wouldn't lie to him, he was so delicious that he was about to cry, as expected, he had a talent for cooking.

hey-hey.

dad!

Wait a minute! Yang Xiaoman brought a stainless steel basin from the kitchen with a smile, put it directly on the table, and said, Eat it all!

Yang Jian is autistic,

The top tycoon in the business world, this is the first time he feels the pressure, is it good to eat? In addition... the dishes cooked by the key daughter are particularly huge.

A pot!

A whole pot of braised pork!

This is the rhythm of being sent to the hospital!

...

I'll eat a big steak! Yang Jian picked up a piece of braised pork ribs, praying that the taste wouldn't be too much.

Little Man?

ah?

Pour Dad a glass of water...I'm thirsty. Yang Jian tried his best to pretend that nothing happened.

oh...

moment,

When Yang Xiaoman returned to the living room with a glass of water, she saw her father lying on the dining table, as if... in pain.

this...

What's going on here?

dad!

You...don't scare me! Yang Xiaoman was about to cry.

Yang Jian raised his head weakly, and said to his daughter, Quick...quickly dial...120!

...

night,

It was half past eight.

Xu Mang's three roommates were playing basketball outside, while Xu Mang was alone in the dormitory thinking about the relationship between quantum mechanics and consciousness.

The reason why Xu Mang considered this issue was because he accidentally saw a sentence from Mr. Feynman today - I can't define what is a real problem, so I suspect that there is no real problem, but I'm not sure if there really is one.

This sentence was about a puzzle in quantum mechanics, but now Xu Mang felt that it might have something to do with consciousness.

In order to clarify this relationship,

Xu Mang began to set up an imaginary experiment, but when he was about to pick up the pen and design the experimental process between quantum mechanics and consciousness...

the phone rings,

Xu Mang glanced at the caller, it was Yang Xiaoman calling.

Xu Mang!

My dad...my dad...he... Yang Xiaoman cried.

What's wrong?

Don't worry, don't worry... Xu Mang hurriedly said, Speak slowly, don't worry.

My dad is poisoned... Wow! Yang Xiaoman cried and said, Come here... I'm so scared, No. 1 VIP Ward, 6th Floor, No. 5 Inpatient Department, XXX Hospital.

hang up the phone,

Xu Mang looked depressed, remembering Xiaoman's cooking before.

hiss...

It seems that the father-in-law helped him detect the mine.

Soon he arrived at the hospital, and after asking a nurse, Xu Mang came to the ward.

What's the matter?

Is uncle okay? Xu Mang saw that his father-in-law was on an IV drip, his face was pale, and he didn't know if he had fallen asleep, so he asked Yang Xiaoman, Why did you get food poisoning?

have no idea.

I ate a piece of braised pork and took a bite of a large steak, and it became like this. Yang Xiaoman said with a sad face, The doctor said... nothing serious, just stay in the hospital for a few days and you'll be fine.

this...

A piece of braised pork with a big steak, so powerful?

Sent people directly to the hospital?

Xu Mang shrank his head, looked at Yang Xiaoman's sad look, couldn't help but hugged her in his arms, and whispered softly, Okay, okay, didn't the doctor say, just stay in the hospital for a few days and you'll be fine. , don't worry about it.

Um...

But I'm still so scared... Yang Xiaoman hugged Xu Mang's waist tightly, and said worriedly, Do you think it's because I ate the food I cooked?

Xu Mang shook his head hastily, and said seriously, I think uncle is too tired from work every day, which leads to the decline of the body's immune function, and it happens to be stuck at this point in time.

Well...

You're right! Yang Xiaoman nodded: I think so too, in fact, I'm very talented in cooking, next time I'll cook it for you alone.

Xu Mang: (°ー°〃)

what is this?

Do you throw yourself into the trap?

I...

This...then... Xu Mang was about to say something when suddenly the door of the ward was opened.

Snapped!

A middle-aged woman came in, who was Yang Xiaoman's mother.

Seeing her husband lying on the hospital bed, receiving nutrient solution, Mother Yang frowned and asked, Xiaoman, what did the doctor say?

Well...

Yang Xiaoman hurriedly got up from Xu Mang's arms, and said helplessly, Food poisoning.

What?

Food poisoning?

Mother Yang froze for a moment, and asked curiously, Did you eat at home?

Um...

I burned it. Yang Xiaoman said.

...

Mother Yang was speechless, her daughter never cooks, why did she suddenly cook?

You two go back first.

I'm here.

Oh...Mom, you should also pay more attention to your body.

Auntie, let's go.

After seeing off her daughter and future son-in-law, Yang's mother sat on the edge of the hospital bed, glanced at her husband, and said silently: Okay...don't pretend.

words fall,

Yang Jian suddenly opened his eyes, and asked weakly, Has Xiaoman Xiaoxu left?

gone.

well...

Yang Jian sighed, and said silently: Honey, why don't you discuss it with Xiao Xu, let's buy a flat in Shanghai, let's live together, don't come to our place again... My body really can't take it anymore Destroy.

Hearing what her husband said, Mother Yang looked curious: What's going on?

Your daughter is learning how to cook!

Just to burn it for Xiao Xu to eat! Yang Jian said helplessly: Then use me as an experiment, this is not...sent to the hospital.

whoops

It's a mess...

Mother Yang didn't know whether to laugh or cry, she rolled her eyes and said, Are you willing to send your daughter out?

Life is important!

If this continues, I will leave within a month... Yang Jian said, I will find an opportunity in the future... I will discuss it with Xiao Xu, and by the way, let's meet as parents, what should be done Finish everything, so you won't have long nights and dreams.

about this point,

Mother Yang agrees with her husband's approach.

It is indeed time to act, to block all the escape routes for Xiao Xu, and to be the son-in-law of the Yang family with peace of mind.

...

Xu Mang sent Xiaoman to her home, but he didn't go back, but lived here directly.

certainly,

He saw the chief culprit who harmed his father-in-law... Xiaoman's cooking.

Good guy!

A pot of braised pork, what is going on?

are you crazy?

Would you like to eat? Seeing Xu Mang staring at his work, Yang Xiaoman hurriedly said, Would you like to try my cooking?

No no no!

I...

I ate a lot today. Xu Mang shook his head hastily, joking... If you take this bite, you will either die or be disabled.

finally,

Under Xu Mang's eloquence, these meats containing chemicals harmful to the human body were all put into garbage bags. In order to prevent kittens and dogs from eating them by mistake, Xu Mang specially used ten garbage bags.

well?

Is this dry garbage or wet garbage? Xu Mang asked confusedly while holding the garbage.

Wet trash.

oh...

after,

Sitting together and watching variety shows, according to their sexuality, they naturally hugged each other.

What are you thinking about? Yang Xiaoman clung to Xu Mang's arms, saw his frowning expression, and asked curiously, Are you thinking about how to die again?

...

I was banned from participating in the Princeton University Mathematics Contest, saying that my participation would disrupt the balance of the competition. Xu Mang said cautiously.

Yang Xiaoman was stunned for a moment, and said blankly: I guessed this a long time ago, since you can't participate in the National College Students Mathematics Competition, you have already considered that such a thing will happen.

ah?

You... Xu Mang said cautiously, Aren't you angry?

What's there to be angry about? Yang Xiaoman rolled her eyes: I can't...

I haven't finished talking,

Xu Mang's cell phone rang.

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