I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

He is from your school. Is this his usual working status? Brother Chuanxiao asked the three graduate students of Fuda Physics Department helplessly.

We don't know either...Xu Mang is very mysterious in school. Lu Yuan smiled wryly, I heard that he doesn't usually come to class, and it's rare to see him, either walking around or wandering around.

He doesn't go to class? Brother Chuan Xiao was stunned for a moment, thinking he heard it wrong, and asked: He doesn't go to class...can he still graduate?

He doesn't teach himself, but he teaches others. Ruan Wenxing sighed: It is rumored that Xu Mang is already an associate professor...

I...

what is this?

Holding a high-powered telescope to watch the elephant's trunk spray water...is it actually an associate professor?

Isn't this associate professor worthless?

Brother Sun?

You said Xu Mang... he was lazy on purpose, right? Qi Mengyun frowned and said, It is rumored that Xu Mang is lazy, he can sit and never stand, and he can lie down and never sit. , if you can lie down, you will definitely not lie down.

It's very possible! Brother Chuan Xiao said with a dark face, Look at how busy we are in the future.

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angry?

Very, very angry, but there is no way, the research team is like this.

All the students below were sweating profusely, while the initiator stood aside with his legs crossed. When the students completed the results, the initiator stood up and silently took the results. This is the reality.

Unexpectedly,

Even the school's favorite child has been reduced to such a person.

at this time,

Xu Mang is adjusting the focus. He is not a photographer, but he knows some photography skills. He was obsessed with the SLR for a while, blah blah... After spending tens of thousands of dollars, the DSLR fell into the river a month later.

Brother Chuanxiao!

Brother Chuan Xiao! Xu Mang accidentally broke the high-power telescope,

He was completely blind, and his vision was blurry.

soon,

The elegant and easy-going brother Chuan Xiao walked up to Xu Mang, and said with a black face, Xu Mang...it's almost enough, you make it very difficult for the four of us, although you are the initiator of this project, but... ..maybe not be able to take the lead?

What do you mean? Xu Mang looked at the elegant and accommodating brother Chuan Xiao with a dazed expression, What do you want me to lead?

You understand! Brother Chuan Xiao said.

(°ー°〃) in deep thought~

╰(*°▽°*)╯A brainstorm!

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Winter nights come so fast,

It's only six o'clock,

It's all black.

well!

Xiao Lu, sprinkle more cumin on this chicken wing. Xu Mang said to Lu Yuan who was roasting the chicken wings, Sprinkle less chili powder, I like roasted wings with cumin.

Understood, Teacher Xu. Lu Yuan nodded.

Xiao Qi!

Little Qi! Xu Mang lay on a recliner, and shouted leisurely, Help me get a bottle of Corona beer for Mr. Xu, and put a slice of lemon in it!

oh!

Xu Mang successfully misled the group.

At this time they are grilling in the open air.

How about it?

Is this leadership strong? Xu Mang said to Brother Chuanxiao beside him with a smile.

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Although...I don't know how to describe it, but it feels very good. Brother Chuan smiled bitterly and said, Xu Mang...I found that you are a genius in the world of eating, drinking and entertainment.

What do you mean eating, drinking and having fun?

During the intense work, we should have a reasonable and legal dinner. Xu Mang said solemnly, Why? Scientific researchers are human beings, and they also need to have dinner. Don't you love dinner?

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That's called eating, Qiafan...Qiafan feels like being given alms. Brother Chuanxiao said.

Same!

It's all about filling your stomach. Xu Mang said with a smile.

soon,

With the efforts of Lu Yuan and Ruan Wenxing, all the ingredients were baked, and the five of them sat in front of the stove, drinking heavily and eating meat, which is called a free and easy.

in,

The ones who were most moved were the three graduate students from the Department of Physics. It was good to follow Mr. Xu Mang and Xu, who were popular and hot.

actually,

Several people present were curious about Xu Mang.

They wanted to know what Xu Mang's family background was, and whether there were any mines in his family?

Xu Mang just smiled and didn't tell them.

Brother Chuan Xiao?

By the way, have you found any clues? Xu Mang asked curiously after taking a sip of Corona beer.

No...

Do you think finding a black hole is like buying vegetables in a vegetable market? Brother Chuanxiao said helplessly, It's like finding a needle in a haystack. It's very, very difficult, and sometimes it takes a little bit of luck.

at present,

The method adopted is to use the Roentgen ray equipment to collect the Roentgen ray sources in the universe, and then perform deletion to find the ray source with QPO, and then compare it with the known black hole to confirm whether it is an unknown black hole.

It's a pity...according to the current progress, only 0.1% of it has been completed.

Xu Mang...

According to the current progress, it will take at least three years. Brother Chuan Xiao said: There are too many Roentgen ray sources in the universe, and there are almost isotropic Roentgen ray sources with a certain flux in almost all directions of the universe. The amount of calculation is very large. big.

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So look for one with QPO! Xu Mang said helplessly, With such a harsh condition, wouldn't it be much easier?

Then you have to find it. Brother Chuan Xiao said: In terms of the current situation, it is very difficult...

Xu Mang was also powerless about this. He was not an expert in this field. He was just a theoretical physicist. He did not use any equipment to perform calculations. This was his forte. Xu Mang did not have this strength in equipment.

In addition to watching the elephant's trunk spray water with a high-powered telescope...

what time is it?

Eight o'clock.

I'm going home first. Xu Mang took his last sip of wine, and silently shouted to the three graduate students, Go back early.

words fall,

Xu Mang left the observatory.

drive?

Don't drink and drive, and don't drink while driving. Strictly speaking, Xu Mang is a good young man who abides by the law.

Called a Didi,

Xu Mang went directly to Xiaoman's home.

There was no one in the big house. Uncles and aunts were busy every day and night, and Xiaoman seemed to be about to participate in the PUMaC competition. Now Xu Mang had become a standard empty-nest youth.

It is said to pay attention to the empty-nest elderly, but the mainstream of society rarely pays attention to those empty-nest youths.

Far away from their hometown and relatives, lacking emotional sustenance and family life, they are struggling alone in the big city, but the prosperity and survival pressure of the big city make their life even more depressing.

Young people who seem to be sunny, they have unspeakable loneliness and hardships, and this loneliness and hardships are never told to the family members, and there is always only one sentence with the family members, I am fine here, don't worry about me.. .

open the refrigerator,

There is nothing.

In desperation, he ate two fruit candies, and then in Xiaoman's room, Xu Mang began to think about ways to find black holes.

finally,

Xu Mang thought of a good way, which is not a solution, to collect the known Roentgen ray sources all over the world, select these ray sources, and then observe whether they are black hole celestial bodies according to the results of the selection.

Xu Mang believed that among the known sources of Roentgen rays, there must be several black holes.

There is a way,

Then start to act.

Still made a crawler software, crawling information on the Internet crazily, within a few hours, Xiaoman's computer hard drive exploded.

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It's over... Xu Mang looked at this home computer worth tens of thousands with a cute face, and smelled a burning smell, which probably burned out the main board... This computer is not good. !

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the next day,

nine thirty,

Xu Mang got up from Xiaoman's bed, not to mention... Her quilt had a scent, which made people fall asleep quickly.

Well...

This is why I like to hold Xiaoman to sleep, because holding her can quickly fall asleep.

I sent a text message to Brother Chuan Xiao, telling me that I won't be going today, then I washed up briefly, went to a nearby vegetable market to buy some vegetables, and made some dishes by myself. What Xu Mang cooked were not dark dishes. .

Putting the rice and vegetables into the box, Xu Mang took the box and prepared to go to Xiaoman's campus.

Just arrived downstairs,

Then I received the thunderous roar from the elegant and easy-going brother Chuan Xiao.

hehe...

He also said that he was not a filial son.

Don't panic!

I found a way yesterday. Now go to the computer department building and borrow their computer.

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I feel like you're lying to me?

please believe me!

Without giving Brother Chuan Xiao any chance, Xu Mang hung up the call directly.

at this time,

At the Modu Observatory.

Brother Xiao Chuan told the news to the three graduate students.

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God!

How could there be such a person?

The three of them really wanted to slam their heads on the table to death. Xu Mang completely inherited all the characteristics of the hands-off shopkeeper.

forget it.

This kind of thing... think it's unlucky. Ruan Wenxing sighed.

No...

Brother Sun? Lu Yuan asked, Is there a lot of calculations today?

Do not worry.

Every day is very big. Brother Chuan Xiao said: You are all majors in theoretical physics, and you are still engaged in celestial research. You should know the current predicament.

hear this,

The three of them were ashamed, but life still had to go on, and then they started working silently, looking for the most mysterious and strange celestial bodies in the vast universe.

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When I came to Xiaoman's dormitory, I found that no one was there, so I had to put the prepared bento on the table, then left a note, and left in a hurry to go to the computer department.

Department of Computer Science Building,

Office of the Director,

Looking at Director Xia in front of him, Xu Mang asked with a smile, Director Xia? Give me some feedback!

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I said you're good enough, kid. Director Xia said with a black face: Come when you want, leave when you want, use when you want, can you respect the computer department a little bit? Respect the supercomputer?

Xu Mang: (￣△￣;)

He seems very angry,

Although he didn't know what he was angry about, but from his expression and tone, he was very angry now.

What's in your hand? Director Xia glanced at a large fruit basket in Xu Mang's hand.

Fruit Basket...

Who is it for?

I don't know for now. Xu Mang said solemnly, This is Schrödinger's fruit basket. According to the analysis of quantum mechanics, only when you decide how to use the supercomputing, will the fruit basket collapse to one of the results. What is it? Give it to you, or take it back...you decide.

this...

he...

Ghost!

There was such an unsolved mystery among the teachers of Fuda, who was Xu Mang's fruit basket for?

Every time he can come to see you with a fruit basket,

But every time he can leave with a fruit basket...

It's amazing!

All right!

I'll use the supercalculator for you. Director Xia finally lost to reality. It was rumored that the principal was Xu Mang's second grandfather.

oh...

After Xu Mang got the key, he was about to leave with the fruit basket, but Director Xia stopped him.

Wait a moment!

Leave now? Director Xia said to Xu Mang, Should we leave something behind?

Xu Mang was stunned for a moment, then suddenly realized: Oh...forgot to say thank you.

thank you!

Director Xia.

words fall,

Xu Mang ran away...

Since then,

A classic scientific thought experiment appeared in Fuda——Schrödinger's fruit basket, using scientific methods to explain to whom does this fruit basket belong.

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