I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

Chapter 300 Calculation is an Art

free?

Is it a business activity?

However, there are basically shady scenes in the activities. The people who go are either relatives or friends of the merchants, and there are no serious passers-by.

Xu Mang?

Are you drunk yesterday and haven't sobered yet? Brother Chuan Xiao looked at Xu Mang with a strange expression on his face: You actually believe the ugly faces of those criminal capitalists. I used to be an active participant in promotional activities, and then I was tricked Many times.

...

That's because you didn't meet me. Xu Mang said with a smile: Anyway, I have nothing to do now, so I'll tell you about my past achievements.

words fall,

Xu Mang led Brother Chuanxiao to the viewing area of the observatory.

That starts with man and the universe...

Mankind is born...

That Japanese grocery store was closed down by me...

Oh... I was sent to the hospital by my girlfriend.

Xu Mang talked about it for about an hour, and finally talked about the cooking incident a few days ago. At this time, brother Chuan Xiao had completely shut himself up. He had never seen such a snarky person. Good guy... a Many hours without re-sampling.

Finished? Brother Chuan Xiao said helplessly, I said Xu Mang...do you usually do research like this?

What's wrong?

Any comments? Xu Mang asked curiously.

...

No... it's just your appearance, which subverts my three views. Brother Chuanxiao said helplessly: Oh... have you considered the public's assumptions about you?

It's boring.

Xu Mang smiled wryly, and said silently, I've already finished studying mathematics, physics, and astronomy, and now I'm studying chemistry, and I probably finished it in two months. .”

Brother Chuan Xiao froze for a moment,

He remembered that a graduate student had mentioned that Xu Mang didn't seem to be in class, right?

etc!

Aren't you not going to class? Brother Chuan Xiao said with a look of astonishment on his face: Are you self-taught?

No.

I have a teacher who taught me. Xu Mang began to talk seriously, Maybe you know the Feynman learning method, the rapid learning method, and the memory learning method, but have you ever heard of the sleeping learning method? Close your eyes, Geniuses such as Einstein, Newton, Planck, etc., will teach people in dreams.

this...

Looking at his serious look, it doesn't seem like he is joking.

Brother Chuanxiao was full of confusion. Even though he had a wealth of astronomical knowledge and a solid foundation in mathematics and physics, he seemed so helpless and incompetent when facing Xu Mang's sleeping and studying.

Patting Brother Chuan Xiao on the shoulder, Xu Mang said calmly, Don't tell it...keep it secret for me.

Seeing his leaving back, Brother Chuan Xiao finally realized it.

He...Xu Mang

Two papers have been published in Nature!

Are reviewers blind?

...

Five p.m,

Back to my father-in-law's house,

It was still empty and there was no one there.

It's so deserted...

How did this Xiaoman survive before? Xu Mang is a man who is not very afraid of loneliness, but he is afraid that there will be no one at home. Fortunately, he was wild when he was young, and his home is relatively small, so he has no concept of an empty home. .

grown up,

The financial conditions of the family began to improve, and they directly lived in a big villa. The mother also retired behind the scenes and became a full-time wife. Every time she went home, she could see people.

but...

Xiaoman is empty every time he goes home, right?

awful!

Xu Mang sighed, opened the refrigerator, took out the vegetables he bought in the morning, made some casually, and then ate while watching the game live broadcast by himself.

Click,

The door was opened.

Yang Jian walked in and was taken aback when he saw Xu Mang. He was not too surprised and asked, Where's Xiaoman?

in school.

oh.

Spare her more when you have time. Yang Jian said, Are you doing some research recently? You've already lived at home.

Um.

There is a black hole project led by me, which is in cooperation with the Modu Observatory. Xu Mang said, Oh...uncle, are you feeling well?

hehe.

Actually, there's nothing serious about it. It's just to scare my daughter. Yang Jian said helplessly: She cooks too badly, but it's not easy to criticize her face to face. She's sober.

Fuck!

This trick is so deep!

Xu Mang shrank his neck, nodded cautiously and said, Uncle's famous name!

Okay!

Stop flattering me. Yang Jian put down the things in his hands, glanced at the dishes on the table, and asked curiously: You made it?

Um!

It's not Xiaoman's dark cuisine. Xu Mang said with a smile, It's delicious. I made some for Xiaoman in the morning.

Hearing Xu Mang's words, Yang Jian's face changed drastically, and he asked seriously, Did you send it?

Xu Mang: (￣△￣;)

ah?

This...shouldn't there be a few words of praise?

What is this reaction?

Yes... yes. Xu Mang nodded and said, Scrambled shrimp with broccoli, scrambled eggs with tomato, chicken wings with cola... served with a little rice.

never mind.

Actually, it's nothing. Yang Jian sighed, and said silently: This is fate... Unexpectedly, even the son-in-law can't escape.

Xu Mang's face was full of bewilderment, what fate is not fate, what son-in-law also escaped, the father-in-law won't be drunk, right?

Accompany me for a drink or two.

oh...

Then,

Xu Mang finally realized what Yang Jian's two cups meant.

A goblet with a big mouth, just fill it up... Just two cups like this, at least a catty, right?

don't even say,

He was not drunk, and his consciousness was very clear.

oh... no wonder,

Everyone is an entrepreneur, why Xiaoman's father is better than his own father, and his relationship with alcohol is half lost.

night,

Come quickly.

Xu Mang was lying on Xiaoman's bed, sending WeChat messages with Xiaoman who was far away at school.

Bits of life: Hey, let me tell you something.

The dream of all female creatures in the universe: ?

Bits of life: You cook for me in the future. 【(‵▽′)ψ】

The dream of all female creatures in the universe: oh

Bits of life: can you type a few more words? What do you mean by Oh? 【(￣ヘ￣#)】

The dream of all female creatures in the universe: Have a few drinks with your dad and get drunk by him

Bits of life: Then... good night【(￣ε￣*)】

The dream of all female creatures in the universe: good night

turn off wechat,

Xu Mang found a chemistry book, covered his face directly, smelled the scent of the quilt, and fell asleep...

Xu Mang: Zzzz

...

the next day,

Magic City Observatory.

Xu Mang came to the office with a large bowl of fried rice and two bowls of tofu nao.

One bite of fried rice, one bite of salty tofu nao, one bite of fried rice, and one bite of sweet tofu nao. Xu Mang's breakfast was very harmonious. The reason why he bought two bowls of tofu nao was to prevent the struggle between sweet and salty.

Whoops!

What about hot and sour?

Just when Xu Mang was hesitating whether to buy three bowls of tofu nao tomorrow, Ruan Wenxing, Lu Yuan, and Qi Mengyun arrived one after another. The breakfasts of the three were also different, including McDonald's, KFC, and pies.

Teacher Xu?

The taste is so unique? Qi Mengyun said with a smile: It's sweet and salty. Do the sweet and salty people know that you are a double agent?

I'm from the hot and sour gang. Xu Mang said calmly.

After breakfast,

After a few simple jokes,

That is, 10,000 copies of data are waiting for four people to process.

Teacher Xu?

Does yesterday count as a day? Qi Mengyun asked with a smile: If it counts... then there are only four days left.

...

It's a bit shameless. Xu Mang said helplessly, We should start counting from today. It was almost four o'clock in the afternoon when I arrived here yesterday.

All right.

From now on. Qi Mengyun said: Five days!

Xu Mang nodded, took out his notebook, connected it to the data hard drive, and copied out 2,500 documents from it. After finishing all this, he was not in a hurry to meet the deadline, so he asked Brother Chuanxiao to take some green tea and make himself some a pot.

Which one of you is wearing headphones? Xu Mang asked.

I brought...

Lu Yuan handed Xu Mang his Beats headphones.

Ouch!

It's so good? Xu Mang was taken aback for a moment. He usually gave away the earphones he used.

Rubbish.

Anything under 10,000 yuan will be heard. Lu Yuan laughed.

I see,

Then raise the price...

Love drop magic circles...

Xu Mang sang his favorite Electric Shock recently, and this song has been repeated countless times.

...

Oh my God!

I really want to kill him!

A good song ruined like this...

Does he deserve the original song?

Xu Mang's singing was very distinctive. He was out of tune but clear in words, out of tune but rhythmic.

that's all,

The three were devastated for half an hour.

Teacher Xu!

Teacher Xu! Qi Mengyun couldn't take it anymore, and shouted at Xu Mang, Stop singing! Hurry up and work, you don't have much time left!

ah?

Oh... Xu Mang pressed the pause button, took off the earphones, and said silently, No rush, we'll talk about it in the afternoon.

???

The three of them froze for a moment, did he give up?

well...

So boring, not challenging at all.

Teacher Xu?

Are you giving up on yourself? Ruan Wenxing said with a wry smile, You're going to risk your life anyway.

Desperately?

What's the benefit of working hard? Xu Mang asked curiously, Three big meals?

...

That's right. Ruan Wenxing nodded and said, By the way, let me show you, Mr. Xu, your superb mathematics talent.

forget it.

Three meals make me desperate, my life is a bit too cheap. Xu Mang said helplessly, I have to eat four, right?

OK!

Four meals will be four meals. Ruan Wenxing patted his chest, and said with a cool face: Mr. Xu, it's agreed, just four meals!

oh...

Then I started writing? Xu Mang silently picked up a black pen and said expressionlessly, Maybe you still don't know what despair is. Despair generally refers to a complete loss of confidence in something.

This calculation...

It's not just a challenge to IQ, it's more like an art. Xu Mang took a piece of paper, swipe it casually a few times, and said, The paper is inclined to the body at an angle of fifteen degrees. It is convenient for the right hand to quickly change lines.

Holding a pen is also learned. You can't hold the pen too hard, and the angle between the pen holder and the paper is 65 to 70 degrees. In this way... Xu Mang raised his head and said with a serious face: Only by reducing the contact between the pen tip and the paper. The friction of the paper, so as to achieve the fastest writing speed.

words fall,

Xu Mang said seriously: Today, I want to let you all know that Mr. Xu is not a comedian!

Start writing...

soon,

Dazzling fast,

It's almost heartbreaking.

Xu Mang's calculation speed could no longer be described by humans, and he was just a beast at this time.

Ruan Wenxing: Σ(°△°|||)︴

Lu Yuan: Σ(°△°|||)︴

Qi Mengyun: Σ(°△°|||)︴

Fuck!

Ruined,