I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

When the professor heard Xu Mang's words, he looked at him in confusion. What does it mean to have a heart attack?

What do you mean?

What exactly is Xu Mang going to do?

Xu Mang?

You...what do you want to do? The professor asked curiously: I don't have any diseases, and the school arranges a physical examination every year. I'm pretty healthy, but because I have been sitting in the office for a long time, I have some problems with my lumbar disc.

oh...

That means there is no problem? Xu Mang nodded, and said with a smile: Professor...I found that the members of your research team lack the spirit of bold innovation. If I guess correctly, the so-called black hole collision , to simulate gravitational waves, right?

Get the possibility from the data first, right? Xu Mang smiled.

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Yes! The professor nodded: It is indeed as you said.

That's the problem. Since gravitational waves are simulated, the concept of gravitational waves has not been imagined. Xu Mang shrugged and said calmly, Professor...today I, Xu, will show off my real technology!

The professor was still in a state of confusion at this moment, completely confused about the current situation. What was Xu Mang going to do?

Xu Mang?

Be kind. The professor said seriously, I discovered your essence just now. In fact, your... quality needs to be improved.

I...

this...

Such a powerful professor, who can see through his inner self at a glance.

Xu Mang smiled awkwardly: Professor...you are allowed to have some opinions on me, but I assure you that I have a good reputation as a person, so you can slowly dig out some advantages from me, but you really can't find it. Just look for reasons from yourself.”

The professor looked at Xu Mang. This is the most talented new generation in the field of physics?

He... he's a little shameless,

Morality is also problematic.

at this time,

Xu Mang walked to a computer, ready to start simulating black hole collisions.

First, we need to solve the problem of time and space.

Xu Mang thought about it for a while, and decided to bring in the general theory of relativity. Within the framework of the general theory of relativity, to simulate the collision of black holes. Although this process will be very cumbersome, it is the most correct.

after,

It is an idea of ​​gravitational waves.

What exactly do gravitational waves look like?

do not know why,

At this time, Xu Mang thought of the scene of himself being beaten by Xiaoman, especially the situation after he had a fight with her, and then made her miserable, the feeling of being punched to the flesh.

well?

Yes!

Xiaoman's fist hit his own flesh, is the wave effect similar to that of gravitational waves?

After having the initial concept of gravitational waves, Xu Mang thought about its second property, the speed of gravitational waves in space and time. As for the speed... Xu Mang's idea was very simple, and he directly defined it as an electromagnetic wave. kind.

Let's talk about the speed of light first...

It's capricious!

According to Xu Mang's fantasy, gravitational waves are the fluctuations of space-time itself, and it has the speed of light.

Come on!

Everyone surround me. Xu Mang shouted, Ms. Xu's second lecture has begun. Let me show you what a real astrophysical model is!

words fall,

A group of students gathered around Xu Mang, some with a learning attitude, and some just watching the fun.

Xu Mang counted and found that almost all of them were there.

professor?

Aren't you coming? Seeing the professor standing in the distance, Xu Mang asked with a cute face, Come over and take a look too. Without you by my side, I have no motivation at all.

Come on!

Make way for the professor! Xu Mang directed the students.

...

The professor was very helpless, and came to Xu Mang's side according to Xu Mang's request.

Is everything here?

Xu Mang looked around, his cute expression turned serious.

first!

The experimental model made by each of you has been wrong from the beginning. Xu Mang said: Since it is a predicted physical property in the theory of relativity, how can we use the concept of absolute space-time?

Didn't you discover this problem when you built the model? Xu Mang said with a hint of anger.

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Master Xu... We also discovered this problem. A student said helplessly: The software is set like this, and we have nothing to do.

What is software setting? Xu Mang's anger rushed to the top of his head. He was originally a refined and easy-going person, but Xu Mang was a little angry because of the student's words. This person did not have a rigorous attitude towards science at all.

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Everyone didn't speak, but the student who got sprayed happened to be a thorn, and said displeasedly: Master Xu...the software problem, we really can't do anything, I'm afraid you can't either?

words fall,

Xu Mang's expression gradually became a little indifferent.

no?

Hehe... Xu Mang smiled, glanced at the stubborn student, and said, Don't say no to me in the future...

immediately,

Xu Mang began to make 'technical' modifications to the software.

???

???

???

this...

What is this doing?

Crackling and crackling, what the hell are you doing?

professor?

This...What is Xu Mang and Master Xu doing? A student asked curiously.

have no idea.

Anyway, he has his reasons. The professor watched Xu Mang typing on the keyboard expressionlessly.

At this time,

A student who was familiar with code found a clue that Xu Mang seemed to be rewriting the software, or rather patching it.

Fuck!

Is this guy a software engineer, or a scientist?

Hybrid?

Let me tell you... Xu Dashen is amazing! The student who is familiar with code said to the classmates next to him: His programming skills... can't be mastered in fifteen years, don't believe it, I have An uncle has worked in the IT industry for fifteen years, and his hair is gone, but this technology...is exactly the same as Xu Dashen.

ah?

Then...why is Master Xu still having so much hair? The student asked with a confused face, According to logic, Master Xu should have no hair.

have no idea!

Maybe... this is the master. The student familiar with the code sighed: It is impossible to judge them with human subjective consciousness.

soon,

Xu Mang pressed the Enter key, turned around and glanced at the people present with a smile.

well?

Where's the student who complained about the software problem? Xu Mang glanced at the student who huddled in the back, and said with a smile: Don't hide, it's you, come try the software I just patched, add Physical parameters relative to space-time.

words fall,

What Xu Mang got was silence.

What's wrong?

Is there any problem? Xu Mang asked curiously, Forget it...I'll talk about the second mistake you made.

I guess...

The reason why the black hole collision test is used to simulate the appearance of gravitational waves should be based on the fact that any two celestial bodies rotating with each other through gravity will radiate gravitational waves. Is this the concept? Xu Mang said with a smile: Next, I will correct your wrong views.”

First of all, it's not a collision, it's a merger! Xu Mang said seriously, The wording is not standardized, so we must criticize it!

second...

There is a problem with the parameters of the black holes. I'm not brave enough. You all use stellar-level black holes to merge, why not choose supermassive black holes? Xu Mang asked, It's all simulation anyway. According to the most perfect one, there is nothing wrong with it. Question?

alright...

It's time for you to open your eyes, what is a model test!

As soon as the voice fell,

Xu Mang began to simulate the merger test of two black holes.

Under Xu Mang's modification, a grid appeared in the space-time simulated by the computer, and the black hole was trapped in it. Because the mass of the black hole distorted the space-time, the surrounding space-time grid also formed a depression.

certainly,

Xu Mang's changes were different from this. He also added a very important parameter, the equivalence between the gravitational field and the non-inertial frame of reference, which is the equivalence principle.

After the two black holes merged, and when the distance was close to the Schwarzschild scale, the space-time grid fluctuated violently. This was the gravitational wave model simulated by Xu Mang based on his fantasy.

A model based on relative space-time, a model experiment based on fantasy.

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so easy!

Why did any problem become so simple in Xu Mang's hands?

How did he do it?

First, he patched the software by hand, and then simulated the appearance of gravitational waves based on his own imagination and guesswork.

this...

Is this in the normal human category?

autistic

Almost everyone was in a dazed state. They were driven to the point of despair by Xu Mang's amazing strength. Do they have to be like Xu Mang to go far on the road of scientific research?

However, it was almost impossible to reach Xu Mang's height.

or...

Quit it, go home early.

Professor...I want to quit this research group, I don't think...I'm suitable.

Professor, I also want to quit. The pressure is too great...not only to understand various astrophysical parameters, but also to patch the software by hand. I'm sorry... I don't have the strength.

Professor, I quit!

Me too!

Count me in.

soon,

A wave of quitting frenzy surged, they compared with Xu Mang, and found that they were not suitable for research at all.

After thinking hard for nearly a week, Xu Mang came and took only two hours to make this model, and patched the software by the way. May I ask...how can I continue to do research?

Facing the members of his own group, who were about to quit one by one, the professor almost collapsed.

No wonder there is no heart disease,

good guy,

If you don't have a heart attack, you will have a heart attack, and Xu Mang is too good at hitting people.

But I have to feel that these students of mine are not at the same level as Xu Mang, and the gap is astonishing.

The professor glanced at the innocent Xu Mang, but there was no time to talk to Xu Mang right now. The most important task at present was to give the team members a good psychological counseling, so that these people could get rid of Xu Mang's persuasion advice.

Xu Mang!

You first...you stay by yourself for a while. The professor said to Xu Mang, and then gave his group members a chicken soup lesson on people and dreams.

after an hour,

These students gave up the idea of ​​quitting the group and started working seriously, but their emotions were not so high...a little bit lost.

...

Xu Mang? The professor said to Xu Mang with a dark face, Come out for a while?

oh...

soon,

The two stood at the door of the laboratory.

The professor said, Xu Mang...you are really harmful, you almost wiped out my research group.

Xu Mang shrank his head: Didn't I notify you in advance...I asked you if you had a heart attack, and I followed your instructions completely to guide the students, no...the effect is not bad.

The professor is a dumb man who eats Coptis chinensis, so he can't tell if he suffers.

yes,

It was he who brought Xu Mang to the lab, and he was the one who asked him to guide his students.

Can...

It never occurred to me that such a guidance would almost ruin the laboratory.

have a look,

There is no fighting spirit in this dejected look.

Just when the professor was helpless, Xu Mang asked cautiously, Professor? I just applied a self-made patch on the software. There is a charge for this patch.

you...

this...

Xu Mang, please be yourself!

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