I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

Do you understand everything now? Xu Mang spoke dryly, and if he was asked to speak again, he would probably die.

words fall,

Everyone nodded in unison.

this time,

Xu Mang had learned to be good, and he would not continue to be a good person, and would repeat what he didn't understand.

Master Xu!

Enough is enough...don't talk anymore, we've heard enough. Du Yuan said with a painful face: Look at my notepad...almost half of it is written, please don't talk anymore , the content of the first time and the second time are completely different... my hands are almost sore from writing.

hehe...

You guys! Xu Mang sighed, and said silently, I still lack exercise. Look at me... I finished all your results for a month in six hours. Don't you feel ashamed?

I...

Why are you ashamed?

Are we a weightlifter?

After hearing Xu Mang's words, everyone remained silent. They didn't want to have any verbal communication with him, they just wanted him to leave quickly.

...

It seems that my words have already touched your souls, so I won't say much... You can understand it slowly. Xu Mang stretched his waist, and said with a smile: How about I treat you to dinner tonight? ? A buffet of 500 per person?

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Fuck!

Unexpectedly, Master Xu really treats guests?

There were about a dozen people present, and if the average person was 500, that would be 5,000 people.

Is he a rich man?

Master Xu?

What's the condition of your... family? A certain student asked.

There is a mine at home. Xu Mang said with a smile, Clean up, we're leaving now!

That...

Do you want to call the professor? Chen Mu asked.

Xu Mang froze for a moment, frowned slightly, and said, We young people have a party, what is he doing here?

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...

...

well,

So you can say something like this,

Who would dare to be someone else?

after,

A group of people left the laboratory amidst laughter and laughter. Seeing the happy smiles on everyone's faces, Xu Mang felt a little helpless, for the banknote ability was really useful.

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school gate,

Xu Mang was waiting for someone with a large team. It was still ten minutes before Xiaoman and his group got out of class. Although it was a bit cold, everyone was still wearing thick clothes. Xu Mang, who was mischievous, observed that there were two people in the team. It seems to be eye-catching.

Du Yuan?

Chen Mu?

How did two psychopaths come together?

One has no strength but loves to pretend, and the other is born with a weak brain. Can these two have a chemical reaction?

Xu Mang thought that being together with Xiaoman was already weird enough. One was born with a beautiful face in the prosperous age, without any flaws on his body, and he was handsome wherever he went. Zhijian's female academic bully, a cold and cold goddess in front of her, but savage and domineering in her queen, and follows the principle of violence in handling things.

never thought,

Outside the mountain and the green hill outside the building, the two wonderful flowers, Du Yuan and Chen Mu, also had a chemical reaction.

horrible,

terrible!

Master Xu?

Who are we waiting for? Du Yuan asked.

My girlfriend, and her teammates, Xu Mang said.

What?

Master Xu, you actually have a girlfriend? Du Yuan looked at Xu Mang in surprise, How can you have a girlfriend?

Xu Mang: (*￣︿￣)

What's the meaning?

Even a guy like you is about to find a girlfriend,

Dude can only be single?

soon,

Du Yuan and his party saw the legendary Xu Mang's girlfriend, exuding a youthful and invincible light all over her body. So there are such beautiful girls in the world?

only,

How do you feel a little...

Master Xu?

Aren't you afraid of being killed? Du Yuan asked cautiously, Life is hard to come by, so don't make mistakes!

I...

Nima!

God is not afraid of being killed.

Xu Mang almost lost his temper, but Xiaoman's appearance was indeed deceptive. Let's not talk about anything else, with her appearance, who would believe that she is a violent maniac?

well?

Why are there so many people? Yang Xiaoman asked curiously, Are they all your friends?

Actually, I lied to you. I'm not in Starbucks, but in the laboratory of the Physics Department. Xu Mang said with a smile, I'm their half-mentor, I just helped them complete a scientific research project.

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Oh... so that girl this morning... is a member of the group? Yang Xiaoman asked.

Yeah!

That's true! Xu Mang nodded hurriedly, and shouted at Chen Mu, Chen Mu hurry up and explain to me.

words fall,

The weak Chen Mu came to Xu Mang's side and asked curiously, Is Master Xu looking for something for me?

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...

Xu Mang didn't speak, but Yang Xiaoman could tell by listening to the voice that she was the owner of the voice he was on the phone this morning.

it seems...

It was a misunderstanding.

don't even say,

When Yang Xiaoman knew that there was a girl by Xu Mang's side, he was sad for a while, but later he figured it out. After all, my wife is the most beautiful in the world.

at this time,

Seeing Yang Xiaoman nodding, Xu Mang breathed a sigh of relief, and said to Chen Mu with a smile, It's okay...Thank you for testifying for me!

Then Chen Mu went back with a confused face.

two groups of people,

Xu Mang spent a total of 10,000 yuan, but the atmosphere was quite lively, because the two groups of people found a common language between them, those times when they were isolated together.

During the conversation, two groups of people determined Xu Mang's nature. First, he was a genius, second, he was not a normal human being, and third, he was a beast under special circumstances.

Summarize,

Two groups of people thought Xu Mang was not human.

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night,

Always come so suddenly.

Synthesized chemicals such as surfactants, bubble film stabilizers, essences, thickeners, etc. are then squeezed into polyethylene balls to generate a large amount of foam by rubbing, then applied to the whole body, and finally rinsed off with water.

At this time, Xu Mang was full of energy, this bottle of Bingqing men's shower gel was really easy to use!

I go!

You...why did you come in suddenly? Xu Mang was feeling the temperature of the hot water when a dwarf suddenly broke into him, scaring him almost to the ground on the back of his head.

To the restroom.

What to cover... It's not like I haven't seen it before. Yang Xiaoman rolled his eyes and said casually: Think about every night...what you have experienced.

Xu Mang: (°ー°〃)

like,

It is true.

After thinking it over, Xu Mang simply let himself go and took a bath happily.

moment,

Yang Xiaoman glanced at it.

Stinking rogue!

I don't know how to cover it!

words fall,

He walked out without looking back.

Xu Mang: Σ(°△°|||)︴

After taking a shower, Xu Mang lay happily on the bed. He was indeed very tired this day. From morning to afternoon, he only took a cigarette break in the middle, and then he was caught and taken to the laboratory.

The sound of the water stopped,

Immediately afterwards, the violent airport walked out of the bathroom wrapped in a towel.

Step aside!

???

Get out of the way!

oh...

Xu Mang obediently lay down on the other side, and instantly his body fell into the hellish cold.

Just when Xu Mang was enduring the cold, he saw Xiaoman lying down in his own place with a smile on his face.

It's so warm! Yang Xiaoman said with a satisfied face.

I...

you...

It turns out that I was in a warm bed?

Little Man?

With a dark face, Xu Mang said angrily, Please touch your conscience, do you feel any pain?

sorry!

I can't touch my conscience! Yang Xiaoman said angrily.

How can it be!

You're so flat... how can you not touch your conscience? Xu Mang said seriously, There is a rib between your palm and your conscience, okay?

___*(￣盘￣)/#____ Transformation!

(￣ε(#￣)☆╰╮o(￣盘￣///) Beat you bastard!

After the storm,

From being incompatible at the beginning, the two are now glued to each other, suffering and happy.

well?

Ask you something. Yang Xiaoman curled up in Xu Mang's arms and whispered softly, Did you never tell me...I love you?

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It's all about old couples. Is it necessary to do this kind of thing like throwing dog food? Xu Mang said helplessly, Have you read one of Lao She's works? There is a very good sentence in it, the real truth in this world There are not many words, and the actions between each other are better than a long paragraph of affectionate dialogue.

Yeah?

I remember it was...

Before Yang Xiaoman could finish speaking, Xu Mang lowered his head and kissed her.

(*￣3)(ε￣*)叫~

for a long time,

Yang Xiaoman arched into Xu Mang's arms again, his face was blushing.

Big villain! Yang Xiaoman said shyly, Can you treat me bad again next time?

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It's almost enough to come here once in a while. Don't be so greedy. Xu Mang said helplessly, Go to sleep...I have to go to the physics department building tomorrow and continue to make waves.

oh!

Little Man?

Well?

let go!

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the next day,

Xu Mang came to the Department of Physics building of Nantah University again, found Professor Guan, and talked about the issue of the publication of the paper.

According to Professor Guan, this academic paper is international-oriented, and with Xu Mang's great contribution to the research, he should be the first author, but Xu Mang refused. In his explanation, he was just It was restructured on someone else's framework.

Xu Mang?

You really don't want it? Professor Guan said helplessly, Think about it again?

No.

Actually, I didn't do anything. Xu Mang smiled: Don't drag me in and enjoy the honor that shouldn't belong to me.

well...

That's fine. Professor Guan said, If you have anything to do in the future, just tell me.

oh!

leave the office,

Xu Mang went to his last stop at Nanjing University, because Xiaoman was going to Princeton University the day after tomorrow to participate in the so-called international competition.

certainly,

As a personal nanny, Xu Mang would naturally follow him all the way, and visit a world-renowned private research university by the way, to experience the gap between himself and the world's top talents.

well...

After shopping today, I'm going to write a summary tomorrow. Xu Mang still felt a little bit reluctant in his heart. In the past few days, let alone fell in love with this school, especially when he watched the students take their own pictures one by one. Close the depressed face.

But one thing to say,

As one of the cradles of physics in China, the learning and research atmosphere here is particularly strong, and there are many fields involved.

Fuda wants to catch up... It's still a bit of pressure.

Xu Mang thought about it for a while, and decided to go back to the hotel temporarily to write a Report on Fuda Physics Department's Five-Year Catching-Up Plan. Based on his own experience in Nanjing University these days, combined with some problems of Fuda, he formulated a complete package to catch up. plan.

Huh?

Is it Xu Mang?

behind,

Suddenly there was a woman's voice.

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