I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

Xu Mang was sitting on the leader's seat, looking at the students and teachers below, and all the teachers and students were also staring at Xu Mang on the leader's seat. Reluctant.

actually,

Xu Mang himself didn't know why he sat on the leadership seat at first. He was planning to go back this morning, but he received a call from Teacher Teng, telling him to attend the closing ceremony.

Then appeared in the leadership seat.

And what surprised Xu Mang was that some people he didn't know, but they knew him, and they seemed to be very familiar.

They also care about scientific research?

Later, after asking Xiaoman during the gap repair, I found out that it was my father-in-law who made a phone call, and a certain so-and-so in Zhejiang Province happened to be his old classmate in the past, so relying on layers of relationships to progress , the present situation has come into being.

Xu Mang: (°ー°〃)

so tired

so miserable

It feels like there are nails growing on the stool!

I can hardly sit still.

Because he was sitting on the leadership seat, Xu Mang didn't dare to sleep on it. Hearing a lot of nonsense, he almost couldn't hold on mentally.

Now let's ask the creator of this competition, Professor Xu Mang Xu, to make a speech and talk about his views on the increasing difficulty of the questions. A certain leader said: Everyone applauds and welcomes.

suddenly,

There was applause from the audience.

Xu Mang looked at the teachers and students in a daze.

Hey Hey hey?

can you hear me?

Xu Mang tried the microphone. Although he was disgusted with speaking on such occasions, he had listened to the leaders' speeches for a long time, and his own nonsense quality was increasing day by day. There was no problem with how to speak nonsense.

My take on the problem is that...

an hour and a half later,

This is my opinion.

Xu Mang silently pushed the microphone forward, and sat in his seat calmly.

at this time,

The students in the audience are going crazy.

Fuck!

What the hell are you human?

What a simple thing, to talk nonsense for an hour and a half...

at first,

I thought Xu Mang was just talking casually. After all, this occasion is not just for anyone to speak casually. However, I never thought that Xu Mang is really not a casual person, because he is not a casual person when he gets up casually. .

blah blah,

It is really impossible for ordinary people to talk nonsense for an hour and a half.

at this time,

The leader who made Xu Mang speak regretted it, but he didn't dare to complain to Xu Mang. I heard that this person's relationship is very complicated. Let's not mention his status in the field of scientific research and education, let his leader come over to replace him. He speaks, this level of strength is unimaginable.

finally,

Xu Mang survived until the end of the award ceremony, who knows what happened.

was about to leave,

Xu Mang met Teacher Liang who had been waiting for a long time.

Professor Xu!

I've been waiting for you for a long time. Teacher Liang Feng said with a smile.

Xu Mang: 囧

I go,

Teacher Liang was also naughty.

Teacher Liang...can we not be rude? Xu Mang said helplessly, What do you want from me?

Remember to come over during the school celebration. Teacher Liang patted Xu Mang on the shoulder and said with a smile, You are an outstanding alumnus of our No. 1 Middle School.

ah?

Forget it... Xu Mang shook his head, and said seriously, I'm not a good person. Wherever I go, the people there will be autistic.

...

Then be a good person. Teacher Liang said, Be kind.

oh...

I will come over during the school celebration. Xu Mang nodded.

Seeing Teacher Liang leave, Xu Mang didn't realize until the back of Teacher Liang was no longer in sight. By the way... What month is the school's anniversary?

...

At the celebration banquet,

Xu Mang sat with a group of middle-aged people, talking about boring things.

Xu Mang?

Your father is... a certain leader asked curiously.

ah?

A businessman. Xu Mang said expressionlessly, A very small businessman.

Small businessman?

I'm afraid not?

The leader instantly classified Xu Mang as the eldest master of so-and-so, but he had to sigh with emotion that Xu Mang was one of the best of these second generations, and he had walked a path that no one else wanted to take.

For this beautiful misunderstanding,

Xu Mang didn't want to explain too much, sometimes it would be beneficial for him to leave a little room for imagination.

After dinner,

Xu Mang sorted out his things and prepared to return to the magic capital overnight.

Hello?

I'm back. Xu Mang called Xiaoman.

ah?

You're back? Yang Xiaoman said excitedly, I'm at home...Parents aren't here today.

(￣△￣;) Confused~

Σ(｀д′*ノ)ノ are you crazy?

Ahem!

Xiaoman? Xu Mang asked cautiously, Are you implying something to me?

No!

You think so? Yang Xiaoman said with a smile, What do you want to do to me?

Snapped!

Xu Mang hung up the call directly.

However,

It never occurred to him that Xu Mang was one small step closer to death.

...

Magic City,

Xiaoman's doorstep.

Holding the key, Xu Mang hesitated to open the door, for fear that a crazy Yang Xiaoman would appear after opening the door.

I'm back! Xu Mang opened the door and shouted.

Huh?

no one?

Xu Mang was stunned for a moment, it was only half past nine, how could there be no one?

cooked a bowl of noodles,

Xu Mang sat on the sofa and watched TV while eating a big bowl of noodles.

half an hour later,

Suddenly, a short girl popped out of Xu Mang's room, holding a rolling pin, and shouted at Xu Mang, Are you an idiot? I've been waiting for you in the room for more than half an hour, ma'am, and you're lying on the sofa. watch TV?

Fuck...

So there?

This nima...

Xu Mang looked at Yang Xiaoman, who was furious, and didn't know what to do for a while, so he said cautiously, When I opened the door, I yelled something...why didn't you answer me?

Didn't I want to give you a surprise? Yang Xiaoman exploded in anger, waving the rolling pin, threatening: Today you must give me an explanation, otherwise you will not want to live today!

Xu Mang: 囧

Too cruel!

This woman is really going crazy!

In the face of dignity and living, Xu Mang chose to live in the world, pulled Xiaoman into his arms without saying a word, and whispered softly: The two of us are like this, what else can we say... .”

Xiaoman curled up in her arms, and said with a twist: There are too many explanations, such as you...

At this time,

Xiaoman leaned close to Xu Mang's ear, said something softly, and a blush suddenly appeared on his face.

Little Man?

Do Mom and Dad know that you are such a woman? Xu Mang said helplessly, Unexpectedly, there is such a dirty heart hidden under your pure surface.

Yang Xiaoman rolled her eyes, and said silently: I'm also a normal person, okay?

No no no!

Normal people are not like you. Xu Mang said with a smile: First of all, you are not normal here...

Xu Mang's hands directly covered Pingchuan.

I wanted to let you go and save your life, but... Yang Xiaoman took out a notepad with no expression on his face, and said calmly: Now let's calculate the old and new accounts together, and the above records This is the total number of times you hung up on me and the reasons why you hung up on me when you were at Jiang University.

Xu Mang was stunned for a moment, looking at Yang Xiaoman's serious face, he felt a bit of coolness, and stretched his hand towards her waist involuntarily.

Snapped!

Let's talk about business with you, don't mess with me. Yang Xiaoman slapped Xu Mang's outstretched hand away, and stared viciously: It's too late to do such a thing now!

words fall,

Yang Xiaoman began to narrate some of the outrageous things that Xu Mang did when he was in Jiang University.

Every time you talk about something,

Xiaoman's face will add a trace of anger, and the originally handsome face becomes a little distorted.

for a long time,

Yang Xiaoman put away her 'Death Note', looked up at Xu Mang who looked hopeless, and said softly, Tell me...how do you want to die?

...

I want to be alive and handsome. Xu Mang tilted his head and uttered an unnutritious sentence.

(*￣︿￣) Accumulating anger~

(￣ε(#￣)☆╰╮o(￣盘￣///) kill you!!!

After a beating,

The two returned to the original state, lying on the sofa together, greasy and crooked, frantically throwing dog food into the air.

Xu Mang covered Pingchuan,

Xiaoman has the handle,

There is a peaceful fragrance in the air.

well?

Tomorrow weekend, you can talk to Dad. Yang Xiaoman said softly in his arms, Don't you have a scientific research project that needs money? Tomorrow, both parents will be here, let's discuss this matter.

oh...

It was a harmonious night.

...

early in the morning,

Mother Yang returned home early, and just opened the door when she saw a scene that made her feel ashamed. There were two pairs of slippers next to the sofa, and some loose clothes and pants. From the bulge of the quilt, the two hugged each other. The sofa is only so big in total.

well...

Young people today!

Without any choice,

Mother Yang could only close the door softly, preparing to go to another place for a while.

Happens

When Yang Jian came back, he saw that his wife was leaving, and asked curiously, Why are you going out again?

What go out!

I just came back. Mother Yang rolled her eyes and said angrily, Don't go in either, it's not appropriate to go in now.

how?

What's wrong with my own house? Yang Jian asked curiously, not understanding his wife's words for a while.

Mother Yang rolled her eyes: Why are you talking so much nonsense? If you're told not to go in, don't go in.

...

Yang Jian said helplessly: Is Xiao Xu back?

right!

What kind of storm can Xiaoman alone make? Yang Xiaoman sighed, thought for a while, and said: I have to buy some ingredients for Xiaoxu to nourish his body, and give him a good nourishment at noon and night. I made a big fat boy's grandson come out.

words fall,

He glanced at Yang Jian.

You do it too! Mother Yang said, Did you hear that?

...

I don't need it. Yang Jian said innocently, I'm in good health.

Well enough?

After eating a piece of braised pork cooked by Xiaoman, he got food poisoning. Xiaoxu ate all of it in his stomach, and then he had diarrhea. Mother Yang said, As long as you are physically fit, you still have the face to say it's okay.

Yang Jian was a little embarrassed.

nine in the morning,

Yang Xiaoman gradually woke up. When he opened his eyes, he found Xu Mang was still sleeping. He couldn't help but glow red, thinking of what happened last night. The point of inseparable.

simply put,

I've done everything I need to do, only the last step is the lore!

say,

what time is it?

Yang Xiaoman turned on the phone to check the time, and almost died of fright.

After hurriedly putting on his clothes and pants, he took a brief wash, secretly peeked at the situation outside through the peephole, and then saw his mother coming back with vegetables.

call!

so close...

open the door,

Mother Yang glanced at Xu Mang, who was still sleeping on the sofa, and frowned.

mom...

He...was a little tired yesterday. Yang Xiaoman said creakingly, That's why he went to bed late. He usually wakes up quite early.

Mom knows.

That's why Mom went to the vegetable market to buy big supplements, so that she can nourish Xiao Xu's body at noon and evening, Mother Yang said with a deep expression on her face.

hiss!

has a problem...

It feels like my mother knows something.

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