I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

Xu Mang really wanted to go to Princeton University and participate in some black hole academic conference, but considering the current situation, he really couldn't get away. The material research project based on quantum mechanics in cooperation with Qing University was about to start soon.

After ten days...

It should be in time.

Xu Mang thought about it for a while, and finally decided to discuss it with Director Fang first. After all, this kind of thing needs to go through layers of instructions and approval.

Director Fang's office,

Director Fang...

I just received an invitation letter from Princeton University, asking me to attend an academic conference on black holes. After ten days, I agreed. Xu Mang said solemnly, What do you think?

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You kid agreed, ask me what do you think? After hearing Xu Mang's words, Director Fang had speechless words written all over his face, and said, Be careful when you go, don't mess around, do you understand? ?”

Xu Mang said with a cute face, Director Fang...I'm a good person.

Let's go!

If you were a good person, there would be no bad people in the world. Director Fang drove Xu Mang out of the office directly.

the next day,

Xu Mang finally received the notification that the cooperation project was officially launched. As the person in charge of this Fuda, Xu Mang received a huge amount of research funding, and then applied for a laboratory for research.

In the afternoon, four so-called high-achieving students came to the laboratory to report.

Three men and one woman,

The woman's name is Lin Wanwan, a third-year student in the Materials Department, and the other three are named Liu Zhuo, Zhang Xu, and Li Wentao.

Hello, Teacher Xu.

Okay, okay... Xu Mang looked at the four students in front of him, and said with a smile, Don't be so reserved, I'm quite elegant and easy-going.

Facing Xu Mang with a hippie smile on his face, the four of them gradually relaxed their nervous hearts. Although the other party was a freshman, they heard that they would graduate soon, and the lowest level for the start of school next year would be an associate professor. Under the pressure of absolute status,

Age is not a problem, let alone the opponent's IQ crush.

Lin Wanwan, Liu Zhuo...you are students of the Materials Department, how much do you know about physics? Xu Mang asked.

It's not bad...it can't be compared with Teacher Xu.

Know a little bit.

The two said to Xu Mang.

oh...

Zhang Xu, Li Wentao, do you know anything about material science? Xu Mang asked again.

generally.

I probably know a little bit.

The answer of the two men was quite modest.

Xu Mang thought for a while, and then said: Lin Wanwan, you are in a team with Zhang Xu, and Liu Zhuo, you are in a team with Li Wentao. Both sides help each other. We are responsible for the microstructure of materials. The content about quantum mechanics is about The evolution of quantum mechanics in materials.

If you don't understand anything, you can come to me. If I'm not here, just call and ask. Xu Mang said seriously, Don't pretend to understand. If anything happens, you will be responsible. .”

The four of them nodded. They didn't feel any disgust at Xu Mang's request. These were all rigid rules.

Teacher Xu?

Do you want to start research tomorrow? Zhang Xu asked.

Um.

9:00 am to 11:30 am, and 2:00 pm to 5:00 pm. Xu Mang said with a smile, There is no rest.

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It's well timed, but it's a little too much without a break.

What if I get sick?

Or was hit by a bicycle, what should I do if I need to go to the hospital?

Teacher Xu...

What if I get hit by a bicycle on the way to the laboratory? Li Wentao asked, Then should I go to the hospital or the laboratory?

thought,

This question will force Xu Mang to wake up, he understands how wrong his decision is, but... never thought that Xu Mang is not a normal person, he is a big bully.

this...

Let me answer your question through the language of mathematics.

words fall,

Xu Mang got up and came to a blackboard, picked up the chalk and began to calculate the probability of being hit by a bicycle on the way to the laboratory.

After ten minutes of calculation, Xu Mang gave a probability value, and by the way, provided the student with a 2D model diagram, and then said seriously: Through the calculation, you were hit by a bicycle on the way to the laboratory. , the probability is that you bought a lottery ticket and won five million, and the day when you redeem the prize happens to be the end of the world.

Even if it really happened, you won't use it anymore, it means that you are the lone star of the devil...you should be bumped. Xu Mang said meanly, Got it?

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This...is this too much?

I just asked a random question, and then I was given a hard education in mathematics. With knowledge, I can really do whatever I want.

can't afford...

Such a big guy can't be provoked.

Today is the first day we meet. How about I invite you to a big dinner tonight? Xu Mang smiled and said, Increase the relationship between each other, after all, we need to get along for a while.

Hearing Xu Mang's words, the four people's affection for Xu Mang immediately rose to the top.

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a fancy restaurant,

Lin Wanwan and the others looked at Xu Mang's girlfriend, curious and tinged with shock.

It's not who...

Yang Xiaoman?

Not long ago, the student who just won the first place in the world mathematics competition led the team to win the first place in the team competition.

She turned out to be Teacher Xu's girlfriend?

Teacher Xu?

This...is this your girlfriend? Lin Wanwan asked.

yes.

Yang Xiaoman...you should know each other. Xu Mang said with a smile, Xiaoman, these are the four members of my research team.

hiss!

It's Teacher Xu's girlfriend...

Is this Yang Xiaoman blind? How could you find someone like Teacher Xu as your boyfriend?

In the eyes of four people,

Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman are not compatible. First of all, Xu Mang is a complete bad guy. He can always find your tiny loopholes during the conversation, and then beat you to death. This is a devil.

And Yang Xiaoman... an angel who fell into the world, needless to say.

soon,

All the dishes ordered were served on the table, and when they saw these exquisite dishes, their affection for Xu Mang rose a little bit.

But the good times don't last long,

The four of them were forced to open their mouths by Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman, and poured a full meal of dog food into it.

~(￣0￣)/I want to eat this!

(*^-^)ρ(^0^*)ah~

(*￣ω￣) Delicious!

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Fuck!

Can these two people show some face?

Don't you care what the outside world thinks of them?

Several people looked at the picture of Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman showing their affection, among them Li Wentao, who was very courageous, coughed lightly, and said seriously: Show affection, die quickly!

Xu Mang: (*￣︿￣)

Yang Xiaoman: (*￣︿￣)

at this time,

Yang Xiaoman blew the pillow wind in Xu Mang's ear.

well...

This student wants to put some shoes on for him, let him do all the most tiring and nerve-wracking things, and he is not allowed to go home if he can't finish! Yang Xiaoman said angrily: It's so annoying!

Is it necessary to be so ruthless? Xu Mang said helplessly, What he said makes sense.

how?

Are you planning to deny it? Yang Xiaoman stared at Xu Mang, and said viciously, If you dare to break up with me, believe it or not, now...

words fall,

Yang Xiaoman directly performed a scene of 'squeezing the air'.

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No, no... I'm not that kind of person. Xu Mang said awkwardly but politely: Eat, eat... This tuna belly is very good!

the next day,

When Xu Mang came to the laboratory, he found that the four of them had already arrived.

Ouch!

Everyone is very enthusiastic. Xu Mang said with a smile, Let's start working today.

after,

Xu Mang assigned the next thing to do. In fact, he sat in front of the computer, based on quantum mechanics as the first principle, to find out some essential conditions of the material, such as getting an atomic model, and then getting the state of the electronic structure. Can, access to external effects.

What is its maximum temperature, what is its optical effect, what is its mechanical effect, etc., with these data, combined together, it finally becomes an ideal material.

Tsinghua University is mainly responsible for rational design, and Fuda University is responsible for micro-evolution. The two parties have found a new future of materials science through cooperation.

certainly,

Finally, it will still be docked with the database.

Lin Wanwan and the others were very serious about their work. After observing for a while, Xu Mang left the laboratory with confidence.

A few minutes later,

Xu Mang was holding an oversized thermos cup filled with iced Coke and a limited edition Switch console, sitting in a corner playing the current masterpiece Fire Emblem: Three Houses.

recent,

Xu Mang became obsessed with single-player masterpieces, and has since become a noble single-player player. Of course, Xu Mang became a single-player player for a reason. Many of his accounts were blocked by the system because of his poor technology.

So far, it has no choice but to switch to a stand-alone machine.

at the same time,

Four people were full of complaints against Xu Mang.

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I go!

Teacher Xu, are you human?

Actually sitting in the corner playing Switch...

This... Is this Teacher Xu like this in your physics department? Lin Wanwan asked Zhang Xu: I feel that he is a little irresponsible... he doesn't care about the lives of the students at all, and makes them live on their own. The meaning of extinction.

actually...

I don't know much about Teacher Xu. Zhang Xu said helplessly, Although he is from the Department of Physics, I heard that he rarely comes to class, but only a few times by chance, and those times he came to sleep.

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Did he teach himself? Lin Wanwan asked.

The ghost knows if he taught himself. Zhang Xu said: But the gossip says that Teacher Xu has mastered a special learning method. No one knows what the special method is.

two hours later,

Xu Mang saved the game, then got up and walked to the students to see what they were doing.

in attitude,

These people received unanimous praise from Xu Mang, but in terms of knowledge, Xu Mang gave an average evaluation, and there was still a very long distance from the degree of perfection in his mind.

Zhang Xu?

Are you a junior majoring in theoretical physics? Xu Mang asked curiously as he looked at some calculations on the computer screen.

Yes... Zhang Xu nodded.

Xu Mang didn't speak. He turned his head and glanced at the content on Lin Wanwan's computer screen again, frowning involuntarily.

Seeing Xu Mang's expression,

The two were a little flustered, at this moment Lin Wanwan asked cautiously: Teacher Xu...are we wrong?

Okay.

It's okay to be wrong. Xu Mang said with a smile: You two want to know about the movement and distribution of free electrons in this metal, right?

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Good cow!

One look at the formulas and models and you know what to do...

The two admired Xu Mang, not to mention his character, but his strength is enough to be respected.

You two give way.

See how I solve this problem.

words fall,

Xu Mang shouted to the other two, Liu Zhuo, Li Wentao, you guys come here too.

moment,

The four of them stood behind Xu Mang, looking serious.

Next, I'll show you how I obtained the trajectory and distribution of electrons through calculation... Xu Mang said with a smile: After reading it, think about it and analyze it carefully. It's okay not to come to the laboratory in the afternoon. But tomorrow morning everyone will submit a 20,000-word summary to me.

Fuck!

Teacher Xu... are you human?

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