I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

Professor Smith's Office,

Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman sat across from each other, looking at the professor in front of them, Xu Mang asked curiously, Professor... what do you want from me?

Actually, I want to talk to you. Would you like to become a member of the Princeton Astrophysics Research Association. Professor Smith said: This is one of the most famous astrophysics research associations in the world today. It usually requires three members to be introduced, and It requires the consent of more than half of the members.

but...

You don't need such a rule. I believe that no one will refuse a genius to join. Professor Smith said with a smile: This association can bring you a lot of benefits and convenience, so I won't go into details here, anyway. What do you need to do.

Xu Mang froze for a moment, seeing Yang Xiaoman nodding at him.

OK.

Then I'll join. Xu Mang said to Professor Smith.

You are welcome, Xu. Professor Smith took out a letter from the drawer, handed it to Xu Mang, and said solemnly, This is your invitation letter.

I go!

This... was this prepared a long time ago?

Xu Mang took the invitation letter and put it in his pocket.

professor?

What exactly does this association do? Xu Mang asked.

It is a purely academic exchange association, sharing the most cutting-edge scientific research and discoveries, and sometimes cooperating on a research project, and the cooperation is all internal. Professor Smith said: Or the two sides lead their own group, to carry out relevant cooperation.”

oh!

I see,

That can indeed be added.

Xu Mang is very satisfied with this. Although it is the information age, some information will not be made public, such as scientific research information such as cutting-edge discoveries. Unless you are a member of them, it is difficult to get in touch.

Of course Xu Mang had means to obtain any information, but after all, it was an abnormal means.

But one thing to say,

Xu Mang wanted to explain something to Professor Smith.

professor.

Pasteur once said that although science has no national borders, scientists have their own motherland... You should understand what I mean. Xu Mang said seriously: If the association threatens me to do certain things, then I will only I can stand on the opposite side of you.

Xu...you are worrying too much. Professor Smith didn't feel any displeasure, but said seriously: The sole purpose of establishing the association is to pursue the only truth.

Xu.

The real world, as it is, is not so evil, but very magical, and the way to understand the physical world is through science. Professor Smith said: You don't have to worry about the things you worry about.

Leaving Professor Smith's office,

Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman were walking back. At this time, Xu Mang had ten thousand doubts in his heart. Why did Xiaoman nod at him at that time? Did she know the existence of this association?

Little Man?

Um?

Why did you nod to me? Xu Mang asked.

I'm afraid you are the second! Yang Xiaoman rolled his eyes, and said angrily: Who knows if you will be so nervous that you refused on the spot.

...

Am I that kind of idiot? Xu Mang said with a black face, I can even understand the most mysterious celestial bodies in the universe, but I can't understand these rules? Xiaoman... I was a sickle back then , How many leeks died tragically under my knife.

Hearing Xu Mang's words,

Yang Xiaoman said with a look of disdain: Is it a sickle? Then tell me, what kind of existence is this association?

(°ー°〃) Uh...

(|||°＿°)ノ Sorry... I was wrong!

snort!

I know you've been confused. Yang Xiaoman rolled her eyes, took Xu Mang's arm naturally, and said in a soft voice, Oh...you performed very well today, do you want me to help you, old lady? Are you rewarding rewards?

...

Forget it. Xu Mang shook his head and said calmly, You are no longer my opponent.

Yang Xiaoman is so angry, this guy always attacks his own weaknesses, he clearly knows that he lacks fat tissue, which leads to an abnormally developed nervous system, and he is desperately attacking it, how can he not lose the city under such circumstances?

idiot!

Rogue! Yang Xiaoman's handsome face suddenly turned red, and he scolded Xu Mang, You will wait and see, then you will die!

cut!

I don't even ask, how did I get the nickname of perpetual motion machine? Xu Mang said disdainfully.

words fall,

Xu Mang felt a murderous aura.

oh?

How did you get here? Yang Xiaoman stared at Xu Mang, and said slowly, If you don't clarify this matter today, you won't even think about going back to China.

finally,

Xu Mang told Yang Xiaoman the truth, but it was all bragging.

night,

Xu Mang finally ate the so-called mustard in the legend. In fact, he also ate mustard in the past, but he was not full of nostalgia for mustard like today. Perhaps because of some idiot's remarks, the taste of mustard was doubled.

Xu Mang?

You really haven't eaten pickled mustard? Professor Yuan looked at Xu Mang, who was so overwhelmed, he was speechless for a while, and asked, How about I mail you a box when I go back to China?

No no no!

Enough is enough... If you eat too much of this food, it's easy to keep your mouth in your mouth. Xu Mang said with a smile: By the way, Professor Yuan, do you know the Princeton Astrophysics Research Association? I was invited to it.

Good thing! Professor Yuan said, You can get a lot of resources.

Oh... Xu Mang expressed his indifference to this, and said silently: I don't feel anything, I just want to go back to China soon...I'm not used to eating anything abroad, and I don't have soy milk and fried dough sticks in the morning. Know how foreigners survive.

Professor Yuan: 囧

Still can't understand Xu Mang's thinking.

This... How did this IQ get so many achievements? It has even been recognized by the Princeton Astrophysical Research Association.

Xu Mang? Professor Yuan asked curiously, When did you become a professor?

next year.

Although I'm not a professor now, I have a lot of projects in hand. Xu Mang said with a smile, I broke up with Qing University recently.

...

It turned out to be you?! Professor Yuan suddenly realized: Not long ago, it was rumored that there was a problem with the cooperation project between Tsinghua University and Fuda University. Are you in charge?

Xu Mang froze for a moment, nodded with a smile and said, Yes, I am responsible.

How on earth did you break up with Qing University? Professor Yuan asked, You shouldn't be at your level.

Forget it.

Anyway, I'm fighting them. Xu Mang said indifferently.

Tsing University is authoritative in the field of materials science, you may suffer. Professor Yuan said.

cut!

The database they use is still developed by me. Xu Mang said seriously, Even if their progress is fast, they will still get stuck when it comes to the installation part, and this part is my strong point.

Professor Yuan was very helpless about Xu Mang's stubborn temper, and in the end he just said a few words casually, and brought the topic up.

back to my room,

Xu Mang saw that Yang Xiaoman was already lying on the bed, fiddling with his phone, as if he was playing Weibo.

I'm home?

Um.

Xu Mang nodded, and then asked, What time is the plane tomorrow?

Two o'clock in the afternoon.

Is your luggage ready? Yang Xiaoman swiped Weibo: Don't go to the airport and say something you forgot.

I just brought someone here. Xu Mang said with a smile.

Yang Xiaoman rolled her eyes, and said squeakily, Go take a bath...

oh.

...

the next day,

A well-known newspaper in the United States published the Black Hole Academic Conference at Princeton University in a certain section, but... the report on Xu Mang was deliberately hidden, and it ended with just two simple sentences.

A scientific researcher in Huaguo explained the gas cloud problem and expressed his opinion on the conservation of black hole information.

Finish...

Not even a name.

Xu Mang didn't feel much about this kind of encounter. Isn't double standards their standard?

So angry!

This group of bastards! Yang Xiaoman was holding the newspaper in the VIP waiting room of the airport, with a look of anger on his face: The biggest focus of this academic conference is you, but these bastards didn't report it, they just mentioned it one-sidedly. for a moment.

Don't be angry, don't be angry. Xu Mang said calmly, Isn't this all quite normal?

...

We will not participate in this kind of bullshit academic conference in the future. Yang Xiaoman said angrily: Obviously we are the highlight of the conference, but we didn't even mention our name, and ended in two sentences. What do you mean?

at this time,

Professor Yuan said: Student Yang Xiaoman, it's useless to be angry about some things, it's better to learn to make yourself stronger.

But...

Faced with these major principles, Yang Xiaoman understands them better, but humans... are creatures with emotions. When anger overwhelms reason, they tend to forget many things, and Yang Xiaoman is like this at this time.

Fortunately, her sanity recovered quickly, she nodded silently, but the remaining anger did not dissipate.

but...

Xu Mang's deeds became popular on Twitter, and many physicists commented and forwarded the video of Xu Mang's speech.

Immediately afterwards,

Xu Mang, who was living abroad, accidentally became popular on the Internet in China, and some media reposted it wantonly, and Xu Mang made the headlines inadvertently, overwhelming all the fresh meat.

【so hot! 】

【This is my male god! 】

[That's awesome, after three minutes, I want all the information about this person. 】

[This person is a student of Fuda Physics Department! 】

soon,

Because of Xu Mang's popularity, Fuda's official blog also came to catch up on the popularity. In the official speech, Xu Mang had been promoted from a student to a professor.

[Dear friends, this is the youngest physics professor in the history of Fuda. He has three SCI papers at the age of 20, with an impact factor of more than 100. He is Professor Xu Mangxu! Want to be a student of Professor Xu? In September next year, Professor Xu will be waiting for you in the Physics Department of Fuda University! (dog head)]

For the first time, the official Weibo passed positive reports, with more than 3,000 comments and more than 10,000 retweets, completing a historic breakthrough.

[Fuck, taught at the age of twenty? 】

[It's so terrifying! 】

[Professor Xu and I are only short of the college entrance examination. 】

【Selling bamboo rats...one for three yuan, three for ten yuan! 】

【Sell tea eggs~sell Fuling mustard~】

...

Modu Airport,

Xu Mang had just gotten off the plane and turned off the flight mode, only to receive a call instantly.

Xu Mang!

Have you arrived at Modu Airport? The caller was the principal of Fuda University.

Just got off the plane. Xu Mang asked confusedly, What's wrong with Second Grandpa?

nothing.

Your performance is good this time. The principal of Fuda University said, As for your professor qualification, it has already come down.

Xu Mang was stunned for a moment, then hurriedly asked, Then do I still need to take the exam?

certainly!

The qualifications are down, but if you don't pass the exam, I will still lock you up for at least a year! The principal of Fuda laughed and said, Be careful on the road.

oh...

hang up the phone,

A few seconds later it rang again, this time it was Deputy Director Zhou from Tsinghua University calling.

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