I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

I made an appointment with the old class to hold an open class at my alma mater next Monday. It is not so much an open class as a soul-torture of the juniors on the playground. A new school-wide autistic journey is underway. brewing.

Lin Yishan didn't know how tragic his decision was. He only knew that Xu Mang was his most promising student. I'm sorry... there is no one, and he doesn't accept any rebuttals.

Xu Mang talked about his own life experience in front of the whole school, and it should be able to have a chemical reaction with many students. In the past, a student who was the last student in the whole grade suddenly went crazy and jumped up and down. Then it rushed out of Asia to the world.

What are you smirking at? Yang Xiaoman glanced at the big idiot beside him, since he answered the phone, he was almost like a big idiot, so he knew hehe hehe kept laughing: I said, are you stupid?

Go back to your alma mater in Ning City next week, shall we go back together? Xu Mang asked.

Eh? Yang Xiaoman was stunned for a moment, then nodded and said, Well... I just happened to go and have a look, although I don't have a deep relationship with No. 1 Middle School, but...

words fall,

Yang Xiaoman hugged Xu Mang, and said lovingly, We can walk together because of No. 1 Middle School.

suddenly,

The sour smell of love is in the air.

Passerby A: Convex

Passerby B: Convex

Passers-by saw this scene, and they all strongly despised and condemned the two in their hearts.

Shameless,

To do such a thing in public.

the next day,

Yang Xiaoman ran to class, while Xu Mang, a salted fish, was still lying on the bed, calculating when his paper The Utilization Value of Quasi-Periodic Oscillating Signals in Black Holes would be published, and it was estimated that it would be published this month.

as expected,

Xu Mang was thinking about publishing, when he received an email from Nature Physics in the next second, and the content was still old.

Four SCI papers,

The impact factor is more than 120. If calculated according to the impact factor, more than 100 PhDs can be graduated, right?

say,

Is the gravitational wave detection laboratory under construction?

Xu Mang hadn't paid attention to the laboratory's movements for a long time. He only knew that his father-in-law and second grandfather were participating in the whole process. As the main person in charge of the future laboratory, Xu Mang didn't know what the progress was.

Forget it... It's useless to know anyway. Xu Mang simply pretended to be dead to the end, and it was only a day if he could mess around.

after,

Xu Mang got up and washed up briefly, and used Xiaoman's computer to check the number of citations of his papers on the Internet. Among them, The Theory of Electron-Proton Synergy was the most used, and the second was On the Possibility of Superconductivity of Lanthanum Hydride. 》, but there are very few papers on the law of information conservation of black holes.

certainly,

Xu Mang's number was very few, but in the eyes of others, it was an unmatched number.

Later, Xu Mang noticed some facts that made him feel helpless. The statistics of the citation rate of papers in the world. The citation rate of papers is a measure of the recognition of a country's scientific research literature by other countries or institutions.

But... the data is not very pretty.

As a newcomer in the field of scientific research and education, Xu Mang couldn't explain this phenomenon, and he didn't want to learn too much, so as not to fall into a vortex. Some problems were thunderous, and he would either die or be disabled after entering.

At this time,

Xu Mang took out a document from his bag. It was a scientific research project given by Professor Park when he was wandering around Nantah University. Although it was tricked into it, Professor Park probably had nowhere to go, otherwise he wouldn't be dignified. Professor, use this method to deceive people.

After reading the basic performance requirements of the key components above, Xu Mang's head suddenly grew a lot bigger. Leaving aside the extremely low temperature requirements, it has good strength and sealing performance, shock resistance, and vibration resistance even under the cold and heat cycle. Sex is already breaking people down.

Later, the coefficient of cold and heat shrinkage must be small, no thermal stress will be generated, and it must also have insulating properties, and even cracks cannot occur.

In short,

According to the current technical environment, this research project is simply impossible.

But it's different now.

Xu Mang felt that it was time to start this project, and earn some money to buy a luxury car for Xiaoman. She didn't want that kind of high-end Bentley coupe.

The research and development of the material database based on quantum mechanics, coupled with the addition of quantum analysis software, should be able to meet the material performance requirements on the document, but... I don’t have any manpower, so I need to recruit two people.

after much deliberation,

Finally, two students from the Department of Materials, Lin Wanwan and Liu Zhuo, were found to develop the database together.

pity,

The other party seemed very busy.

well...

This money can only be earned by myself. Xu Mang stretched his waist. If he was so angry all day long, his liver would not be able to bear it one day, right?

Hello?

Aunt...can you buy some liver protection tablets for me? Xu Mang called Yang's mother and said cheerfully, I always stay up late...I'm afraid of liver problems.

Hearing Xu Mang's words,

Mother Yang became angry in an instant, and taught Xu Mang, Xiao Xu, you can't do this, you can't always stay up late, look at your uncle, he just stayed up late every day and made things happen, so he ate a piece made by Xiaoman. Braised pork is directly food poisoning, try to stay up late as much as possible!

Yes Yes Yes!

Auntie is right. Xu Mang smiled, Then help me buy some liver protection tablets?

Do not worry!

Auntie will definitely help you finish what you told me. Now I will ask my secretary to order for you. I will buy the best liver protection tablets for you, and the ones from Luyuan will be shipped directly by air! Don't care how much it costs.

In short,

Xiaoman's family has mastered the ability to make money.

hang up the phone,

Xu Mang happily lay down on the bed, and waited for the Liver Protection Tablets to arrive before working.

...

the next day,

Xu Mang got his liver protection tablet with a dazed expression, and heard from his uncle's driver that it was transported by air through a special channel.

Fuck...

Poverty really limits your imagination.

Without any choice,

Xu Mang returned to Xiaoman's dormitory, took two pills, and then silently contacted his roommates whom he hadn't seen for a long time.

As a result...he was scolded by the other three.

Damn it! Xu Mang...you fucking finally remembered us? I found that meeting you is much more difficult than meeting the professor. Jiang Bo's angry voice reached Xu Mang's ears, which made Xu Mang a little uncomfortable. Excuse me.

indeed,

Ever since Xiaoman's roommate moved away, it seemed that this was his dormitory.

correct.

Tomorrow is my girlfriend's birthday, do you want to sit in the box? Jiang Bo asked.

No.

It's not suitable for me to go to such a noisy place. Xu Mang rejected Jiang Bo's offer: I'm Professor Xu now, and I can't go to some places. Things will happen if I'm photographed. I'm sorry.

Oh! Jiang Bo suddenly realized: I forgot about this, it's also...you can't come to this kind of place, uh...let's get together when you have time, brothers miss you a little.

good!

About a time to get together, Xu Mang said.

hang up the phone,

Xu Mang packed his things and went directly to the computer department building.

After borrowing the key to the supercomputer from Director Xia Qingxia of the Department of Computer Science, Xu Mang started his own experiments. First, he used the classic version of the system to add performance requirements to the materials, thereby intelligently synthesizing them.

result,

The intelligent synthesis software was really smart, it told Xu Mang that there was no target material yet.

Fuck!

Even the software told me it's impossible. Xu Mang felt withdrawn.

finally,

Xu Mang decided to search for relevant materials on several key performances.

The curing shrinkage rate should be low, the electrical insulation performance should be good, and the curing mechanical performance should be strong. These are a few key performance indicators that Xu Mang can summarize at present. Then Xu Mang carried out intelligent synthesis based on his own summary.

less than three seconds,

A material that pops up directly is called fiber-reinforced composite plastic, commonly known as FRP.

Xu Mang: (°ー°〃)

it's over?

Isn't this fucking kidding me?

Bully me for not knowing the material?

Xu Mang hurriedly googled the fiberglass and found that it was indeed similar, but there was a huge gap in the specific performance indicators, and there were even many performance requirements that did not exist, or were limited by the material itself and did not exist at all.

It's over...

It's a tragedy. Xu Mang looked confused. At this moment, he had no clue. In the end, he returned to the dormitory and began to systematically analyze the files.

It is not realistic at all to let databases and artificial intelligence completely.

When he first arrived at the dormitory, he met Xiao Man who had also returned from class, but Xu Mang's attention was all attracted by the bouquet of flowers in Xiao Man's hand.

bought?

Someone gave it to me.

...

Oh... Xu Mang didn't speak, and opened the door calmly.

Just as Xu Mang was analyzing the documents and trying to build a systematic framework from them, he saw Yang Xiaoman put this bouquet of flowers from strange sources into a vase.

Men and women send you?

What do you care about so much? Yang Xiaoman rolled her eyes and said angrily, You never gave me flowers.

Xu Mang: 囧

like,

It is true.

However,

In the following period of time, Xu Mang developed a strong hostility toward the bouquet of flowers. He didn't know why he became hostile to the flowers. After careful research, he might have developed hostility towards the sender.

Male or female?

Is it tall or short?

Is it fat or thin?

I'm going to take a shower, and you should finish early. Yang Xiaoman yelled at Xu Mang, then walked into the bathroom.

at this time,

Xu Mang started to move, threw the flowers on the ground, stomped on them a few times, then pushed open the window, and said to the bunch of broken flowers and fallen leaves in his hand, The garden is below, you should stay in your own world, and show your love to passers-by as much as you want. Use your charm.

Xu Mang hesitated for a moment, then threw it out angrily, and said, Get lost!

soon,

Xiaoman walked out of the bathroom wrapped in a towel, and Xu Mang rushed into the bathroom without saying a word and began to take a shower.

Huh?

Where are my flowers? Yang Xiaoman noticed that the vase was empty, and asked Xu Mang in the bathroom, Why are there no flowers?

have no idea.

Maybe it was picked up by a cat.

...

Looking at the empty vase, Yang Xiaoman was speechless for a moment, no need to guess... this bastard must have thrown it away.

Jealous?

Thinking of this, Yang Xiaoman's handsome face blossomed with joy.

I have to ask carefully later!

When Xu Mang came out, he found that Xiaoman was already lying on the bed, without any nonsense, he got under the covers silently, with his back to Yang Xiaoman.

turn out to be...

This big fool is jealous, is he not talking and keeping silent?

Yang Xiaoman lay directly on Xu Mang's body, looked at him seriously, and asked, Hey? Did you throw away the flowers?

No! Xu Mang shook his head.

Really? Yang Xiaoman said maliciously, Do you dare to swear?

Why don't you dare?

If I lost it...you will be hit with thunder! Xu Mang swore with a serious face.

Yang Xiaoman: (￣△￣;)

well?

Why do you feel weird?

etc!

Yang Xiaoman said with a smirk: You admit that you lost it?

Xu Mang shook his head.

Yang Xiaoman was very angry and funny when he saw it, and whispered in Xu Mang's ear, Idiot, I bought it myself... Who told you not to give it to me?

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