I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

For Liu Zhuo's request, Xu Mang would naturally go all out to complete it, but...can I charge a sum of money for this software update? After all, the fluid dynamics analysis function is not used by many people. It is embarrassing that no one uses it after working hard.

Liu Zhuo?

Have the students in your materials department bought any software? Xu Mang asked.

Liu Zhuo nodded, and said seriously: I bought it, I must buy this, although Professor Xu your price is a bit high, many students can't afford it, but... the school is very good to our material department, if students buy software If so, there will be a subsidy of 500 yuan.

So we Fuda Materials Department students only need to pay 199 yuan to buy software, and the other 500 yuan will be paid by the school. Liu Zhuo said: We can accept the price of 199 yuan, G fat A game money.

ah?

There is such a routine?

Xu Mang was stunned for a moment, and decided on the spot to charge a certain amount of money for each update, and set the price according to the content of the update. For example, for this fluid dynamics analysis function, charging nine yuan and ninety cents is not too much, right? It's not you who paid for it anyway.

In addition, the money does not come into my own pocket, but goes to the account of the Charity Foundation for Scholarships. This account is managed by the writer's father-in-law, and it is earmarked for special purposes...

Liu Zhuo?

Do you think... the quantum analysis software has the fluid dynamics analysis function, and the update fee of 9 yuan and 90 cents... is too much? Xu Mang asked shyly, Answer me honestly, it won't pass. point?

Liu Zhuo looked at Xu Mang in horror, and said angrily, Professor Xu! You are too much! How can you be so greedy? Where is your conscience?

This nima...

Why are you so excited all of a sudden?

Xu Mang shrank his head, and said cautiously: Liu Zhuo...I want to talk to you about poverty. Poverty is one of the most acute social problems in the world today. Poverty can be divided into absolute and relative. Income is the determining factor, as opposed to the inability to meet what is considered the most basic living need under local conditions.

Of course... what I can solve is the education of poor students, and my ability is limited, so I can only solve a very small part. Take Fuda as an example, how many poor students give up the opportunity of research because of money, run away Go to work part-time.

The problem is so serious, what's wrong with me charging nine yuan and ninety cents? Xu Mang said with a serious face, It's not on me...and the school will give it to me, so why panic...right?

Liu Zhuo was speechless for a while, as if Professor Xu's analysis made some sense.

That's it! Xu Mang said with a smile: The price is nine yuan and nine cents, which belongs to the category of the installation package. It doesn't matter whether you buy it or not. If you don't buy it, it won't affect the use of the original software. The development of this installation package, It's for special people.

Liu Zhuo nodded and said seriously: The function of fluid dynamics analysis is indeed not used by many people, but Professor Xu...you'd better tell the principal, otherwise I'm afraid something big will happen if you mess around like this .”

oh.

Talk in the afternoon. Xu Mang nodded, Come back tomorrow afternoon, don't tell anyone what happened today, do you understand?

clear!

After Liu Zhuo left, Xu Mang sat on the recliner and began to think about the function of fluid dynamics analysis. In short, he was blowing his socks off, and Xu Mang was at a loss as to how to pick up the fall.

Fortunately, Xu Mang knew that the axiom of fluid mechanics was the law of conservation.

The conservation laws are mass conservation, momentum conservation and energy conservation, which are all the categories of classical mechanics, from which they have been modified by quantum mechanics and relativity.

Anyway...no problem.

Hello?

Hey, what are you doing! Yang Xiaoman's growling voice reached Xu Mang's ears, Where did you go crazy? What time is it? Have you ordered takeout yet? I just woke up and found that there is no one in the dormitory.

well?

Whoops...it's already eleven o'clock?

Xu Mang said awkwardly: Then what... I'm in the lab, you can book it for me now, I'm not free anyway.

Yang Xiaoman: (*￣︿￣)

So angry!

This guy really deserves a beating.

It stands to reason that a person with such high attainments in academics is so neglected in daily life?

Hurry up and get back!

oh...

...

At lunch, Xu Mang told Yang Xiaoman what he thought, but she scolded him angrily, but Xiaoman's curses were a bit weak, they were all idiots, idiots, bastards and the like. To put it bluntly, this is a compliment.

idiot!

Can you show some face? Yang Xiaoman said angrily: Is it crazy to think about money? Exploitation also has a bottom, right?

No! Xu Mang felt a little wronged, and said nonchalantly: Few people know how to use this function, but only for those who need it. Don't buy and install it if you don't want it. This is a relatively free software. ..”

I don't get a penny of this money, it's all in the account of the charity fund, and this account is managed by my uncle, it's earmarked for its own use, and no one can tamper with it, Xu Mang said.

cut!

Anyway, I don't allow it! Yang Xiaoman raised his head, and said firmly: You have to know who you are, and you are not allowed to be so willful in the future. If someone catches you, even if you have a thousand mouths, It’s all unclear.”

Xu Mang babbled, and said secretly, You don't...

Shut up! Yang Xiaoman's pretty face flushed, and she gave Xu Mang a look: Big idiot!

Regarding the charging issue, Xu Mang finally chose to compromise on the surface under Yang Xiaoman's threat of blowing it up.

afternoon,

Xu Mang returned to the laboratory and began to conduct an in-depth dissection of fluid dynamics. It was not until Xiaoman called at five o'clock that Xu Mang completed this part of the research. Of course, he needed to have a blast at night, otherwise he would brag in front of Liu Zhuo. , it's a bit embarrassing that it can't be achieved.

night,

It always comes so suddenly.

After Xu Mang tried his best to lull Xiaoman to sleep, he walked out cautiously, sneaked into the building of the computer department, took out a pair of hydraulic pliers from his backpack, and wiped it...the door lock was cut off, and then he He started his old business.

As the database manager, Xu Mang naturally had the key to the laboratory.

Connect to the database,

Turn on the beast mode, and the happy update journey officially starts.

the next day,

Liu Zhuo came to Xu Mang's laboratory. He had to recalculate yesterday's calculation several times to reconfirm its accuracy. After all, Xu Mang's request was 100% correct, so Liu Zhuo would not take it lightly. Count as many times as you can.

after an hour,

I counted about three times, and found nothing wrong, so I let out a long breath.

Hello?

Liu Zhuo! The caller was Lin Wanwan, and she asked nervously, Can you get through to Professor Xu?

ah?

What's wrong? Liu Zhuo asked curiously.

The quantum analysis software has been updated! Lin Wanwan said angrily, According to the update description above, it seems that some fluid dynamics analysis function has been updated.

Fuck!

really did it?

Liu Zhuo was stunned for a moment, but quickly returned to normal, and said calmly: Oh... then update it, I thought it was a big deal, the update is not quite normal.

Not normal at all!

The entire material department is directly fried, understand?! Lin Wanwan said: Professor Xu actually charged nine yuan and nine cents for the installation package, saying that this is an unplanned function for some special groups of people. Isn't this nonsense!

Liu Zhuo knew this would happen a long time ago, but he never expected that everyone's reaction would be so intense.

That...

Then have you paid? Liu Zhuo asked curiously.

I bought it without hesitation. Lin Wanwan said helplessly: Now that I think about it, I think Professor Xu is disgusting. Wouldn't it be okay to order a price of nine hundred and ninety-nine yuan? It happened to be nine yuan and ninety cents. Urgent!

But that's not the point... Lin Wanwan said, Professor Xu actually wrote the original price 50 on the side... After I saw the 20% discount, I couldn't control my hand.

Where are the others? Liu Zhuo asked, Did anyone else buy it?

I bought them all!

I bought it because it was so cheap, but when I bought it, I found that I couldn't use this function. Lin Wanwan said, Is this Professor Xu sent here by the capital world? A bad guy lurking around us?

Liu Zhuo: 囧

indeed,

Professor Xu is simply a genius in the capital world!

Precisely control the part of people's curiosity and greed, and use the magic numbers like nine dollars and nine cents and two discounts to conquer all men, women and children.

Just shy of double digits, but it's single digits!

Are you angry?

By the way, it will kill obsessive-compulsive disorder patients, don't buy it, right? Then kill you!

at the same time,

Xu Mang, who was sleeping, was bombarded by the principal's phone calls.

Xu Mang!

Get the hell out of here, kid! the principal roared.

...

Xu Mang looked at the interrupted call interface and was speechless for a while.

Who is it?

Early in the morning... let people sleep? Yang Xiaoman lay in Xu Mang's arms, and said angrily, Keep sleeping...don't bother.

It's Second Grandpa's call. It seems...it seems that he wants to call me. Xu Mang said helplessly.

oh...

Go and come back quickly. Yang Xiaoman turned her body aside and continued to sleep.

After putting on his clothes, Xu Mang went to the principal's office.

to the door,

Xu Mang thought about the way to deal with it, and finally chose to remain unchanged.

Second grandfather?

Hey... Xu Mang came to the office with a smile, and said to the principal with a dark face, You look bad, did you encounter any troubles?

I said Xu Mang?

How long has it been since the supporting software incident, why are you dishonest again? The principal said helplessly, What do you mean by charging an installation package of nine yuan and nine cents? Are you planning to use this software to make 100 million yuan?

Xu Mang smiled and nodded, That's fine too!

Well enough?

The principal was almost pissed off by Xu Mang, and reprimanded Xu Mang, Yang Jian's family is so rich, why are you staring at the mosquito's legs?

The money is all for charity. Xu Mang said, Let me do the math for you. The student aid charity foundation is almost used up in the colleges and universities in Shanghai. What about the next year? How do you get the money for the year?

Second Grandpa, I'm under a lot of pressure. Xu Mang sighed, And do you think that all the money went into my pocket? Actually, it all went to the foundation's account, and my father-in-law took care of it. I paid a dime. It can't be spent.

...

Discuss with me next time you do something like this. The headmaster glared and waved his hand: Go back.

Passed,

safe and sound,

Xu Mang left the office with a smile.

come to the lab,

Seeing Liu Zhuo was there, Xu Mang smiled and said, Why is it so early today?

Professor Xu.

I'm here to do the calculation again. Liu Zhuo said, Professor Xu...you...the principal hasn't looked for you yet, right?

Yes, I have.

I just came back from the principal's office. Xu Mang said with a smile on his face, What? You think I've been scolded? Do you think I've been scolded?

this...

Is that all right?

Liu Zhuo felt a little surprised.

Immediately afterwards,

The two started the next work, Xu Mang revised the performance indicators, and Liu Zhuo learned the tutorials for the latest functions.

It turned out that an hour had passed,

Xu Mang discovered his fatal mistake. Because the thermal expansion coefficients of insulators and metals are different, the thermal stress at the interface will affect the airtightness from room temperature to liquid nitrogen temperature. Fortunately, Liu Zhuo was not asked to do an airtight experiment, otherwise his reputation would be ruined. once.

Professor Xu?

What's the matter with you? Seeing Xu Mang's desperate look, Liu Zhuo asked curiously, You seem to be suffering.

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