I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

Parking the car in front of the school building was a helpless move as there were no parking spaces in the parking lot. Of course, Xu Mang also had a little selfishness. He hoped to give these simple students a taste of the value of four million yuan. The Widowmaker.

Hello!

Did you do it on purpose? Sitting in the car, Yang Xiaoman glanced at Xu Mang who was taking off his seat belt, and said angrily, If you can't find someone else's car that appreciates you, I'll find the juniors in high school. , why are you so vain?

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What are you doing? Xu Mang said with a displeased face, Is there any question?

snort!

And what does your outfit look like? Yang Xiaoman said to Xu Mang.

Yang Xiaoman has always been disgusted with Xu Mang's dressing. He subverted his pursuit of beauty in his mind, and matched the colors randomly. In summer, his upper body was made of lemon essence clothes, and his lower body was a pair of red cropped pants. It is a pair of slippers for the whole summer, and only changes to sandals when driving.

how?

Is there a problem with wearing a down jacket in cold weather? Xu Mang said with a look of disdain, The down jacket with the theme of the US team costs more than a thousand dollars!

It's not about your down jacket.

Your shoes...why do you wear coconuts in the cold? Yang Xiaoman said with a dark face, Isn't it cold?

Xu Mang chuckled: I wear two pairs of socks, and I asked the customer service who sells socks, wearing two pairs of socks will not affect my driving a Porsche.

idiot!

What an idiot!

Yang Xiaoman wanted to strangle Xu Mang to death. All his behaviors were against his IQ. In fact... In fact, this guy is the kind of man who cares about demeanor but not warmth.

like handsome,

But it can't achieve the essence of being handsome, so it can only be forced to be handsome.

get off,

It was only half past one.

Xu Mang and Xiaoman planned to stroll around the campus and recall the good times.

It may be that God wanted to make the memories more intense. Suddenly, two members of the student union came and stopped Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman on the spot when they saw that Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman hadn't posted their school cards.

Sorry, there is no school card.

Points deducted! The boy from the student union said seriously: We have to wear school uniforms on Monday, and you will also be deducted points for wearing casual clothes!

I'm coming!

That's what it feels like!

Xu Mang gradually had the feeling of being in high school, the feeling of being caught by the student union wherever he went.

Are you... freshmen in the first year of high school? Xu Mang asked curiously.

The two students will nod.

My name is Xu Mang.

This is Yang Xiaoman. Xu Mang said with a smile, Have you heard of the legend between the two of us?

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Xu Mang?

Yang Xiaoman?

Hearing Xu Mang's words, the two students were stunned for a moment. These two names were so familiar. Every time the head teacher would use these two names to talk about things, especially Xu Mang, although he had graduated for almost half a year, he was still the first middle school teacher. However, his legend is circulating.

say,

Could it be a lie?

Seeing the dubious expressions of the two, Xu Mang shouted at the basketball players on the basketball court, Do you know me?

this voice,

Many basketball fans looked over.

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Fuck!

Xu Mang is back?

How can he come back?

suddenly,

Most of the people shouted at Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman, brother Mang and sister Xiaoman one by one, and the scene was full of excitement.

Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman were greatly satisfied.

Saying goodbye to the group of students who were good at basketball and the two members of the student union, Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman went to the office of the director of the teaching department. They heard from Teacher Liang Fengliang that the old class had been promoted to the position of the teaching director, and he had some strength.

bang bang bang,

Please come in.

hey-hey!

Teacher Lin, long time no see! Xu Mang pushed the door open and said with a smile when he saw the serious Lin Yishan.

Hello, Teacher Lin. Yang Xiaoman greeted.

You guys are here!

Seeing his two most proud students, Lin Yishan showed a long-lost smile. This day was the day he had the happiest smile. He could not sit in this position without the efforts of Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman. If it wasn't for this The two crazily monopolized the province's major awards last year, including the top two in the college entrance examination. I'm afraid they are not qualified to sit here.

After pouring a glass of water for each of them, Lin Yishan asked, Is it okay in Fuda?

well?

Mr. Lin? Xu Mang said meanly, Your sentence seems to be an interrogative sentence. Use interrogative sentences when facing other students, but please use affirmative sentences when facing the two of us.

Let's just say that.

It's so lonely to be invincible... Xu Mang sighed, I can't find a match, so let's take mathematics as an example. Xiaoman is the champion of the world mathematics competition. But knowing... how far it can go.

Lin Yishan was so angry. He thought that Xu Mang could grow up a little by becoming Professor Xu, but it turned out to be even more extreme than before.

Ahem!

I'm a little worried now, what will happen to you in the one-hour speech later. Lin Yishan said.

Just tell me about your own experience. Xu Mang said, Is there any problem?

good!

Talk about your transformation process and inspire students to struggle. Lin Yishan said solemnly: Can you talk a little more inspirationally?

Xu Mang thought for a while and said seriously, Okay!

Immediately afterwards,

Lin Yishan brought his two most proud students to the principal's office. The new principal of No. 1 Middle School was surnamed Chen. Principal Chen was not very old, in his fifties, but his first impression on Xu Mang was not very good. good.

This man is... a bit vain.

After a brief exchange, Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman left the office.

teacher LIN?

I feel... this Principal Chen is a bit hypocritical. Xu Mang said, The first impression is not very good.

hehe.

Don't think too much. Lin Yishan said indifferently: Don't touch these things, you should devote yourself to scientific research and education, this is your goal.

Um.

Xu Mang thought for a while, then said with a playful smile, Mr. Lin... I am higher than you all.

I...

this...

This guy is indeed more annoying than before!

after,

Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman met with other teachers, Liang Feng, Huang Qidong, Wang Xue, and Tian Ye, these were Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman's past teachers, except that they did not meet the English teacher Wu who left to start a business. Tong.

Fortunately, Wang Xue and Wu Tong are still in contact. Xu Mang plans to go to Teacher Wu Tong's English training institution tomorrow to visit in person.

After a while of booing and asking for warmth,

It was almost 2:45, a quarter of an hour before the so-called speech.

Xu Mang made short preparations.

The purpose of this trip is to leave an unforgettable experience for the students.

The students have already started to mobilize. Although they don't know what happened, they are full of resentment. Sitting on the playground in the cold, are they going crazy?

well!

Have you heard? A certain student said, Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman are back!

Fuck!

Really? The student asked in horror, He...how did he come back?

have no idea!

I guess it has something to do with blowing the cold wind on the playground this time. The former student said, I also heard... It seems that Xu Mang is so awesome that he has become a professor. Not long ago, Weibo was hot The Professor Xu you searched for is Xu Mang!

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My God! The student said with a face full of horror: What is this...Xu Mang... subverted my concept of reading. If a book can be read like this, it is invincible, right?

suddenly,

About Professor Xu Mang Xu's return to the No. 1 Middle School, it spread among the students. Among them, there are many fans of Professor Xu, most of whom are female schoolmasters. Of course, Yang Xiaoman doesn't know these things for the time being, otherwise he will die of depression.

Hey Hey hey?

Can you hear it? Can you hear it?

The physical education teacher, who had been ill for a long time, got up from the hospital bed and adjusted the microphone for Xu Mang. This scene moved all the students present.

distance begins,

There are still five minutes left.

Xu Mang took his mobile phone to read Xiaoman's impromptu manuscript. How should I put it... Two words, it's fake!

This is clearly the composition of a low-level scumbag working hard to improve, it is completely fake, and it is not the effect I want.

how?

Madam, did I write well? Yang Xiaoman saw Xu Mang looking at his manuscript with disdain, and asked angrily, Since you think it's not good, then don't read it!

oops...

Look, look...you're headstrong, aren't you? Xu Mang said helplessly, You write very well, but it's unrealistic and divorced from reality.

Hmph! Yang Xiaoman rolled her eyes, You're the only one who has a lot of shit.

the last two minutes,

Xu Mang took a deep breath to adjust his mental state.

at the same time,

As the teaching director, Lin Yishan was speaking to the students.

classmates!

This time we have invited an outstanding alumnus from No. 1 Middle School, and the youngest professor at Fuda, Professor Xu Mangxu to tell everyone about his experience.

I invite Xu Mang, Professor of Theoretical Physics, Department of Physics, Fuda University!

words fall,

Xu Mang, the creator of autism, came to the stage with his trademark smirk and steps that no relatives would recognize.

Hello students!

I believe that most of the classmates know me. Xu Mang said with a smile, That's right...I'm the most beautiful boy in No. 1.

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It was the familiar Xu Mang,

Still the familiar recipe,

Bitch!

This time I came to the No. 1 Middle School by invitation. Xu Mang said, And it happens that there is a window period for the research project, so I came here to give you a class and talk about my life experience.

High school experience...

Actually, many people know that I used to be a scumbag and ranked last in the school's grade. Xu Mang said with a smile, But it didn't affect the fact that I was handsome at all, until one day I met the most important woman in my life. , Yang Xiaoman... my current girlfriend.

At this time,

Backstage, Yang Xiaoman's handsome face glowed red, and her whole body exuded happiness.

My first thought when I saw her was... I'll go. If someone like her is so good, then I have no reason not to be good. Xu Mang paused, and said solemnly: Then I will start If you work hard, just work hard for a month, and you will be almost invincible.

Afterwards, I just won a few awards randomly, such as the first place in the Ning City Composition Competition, the first place in the Ning City Mathematical Olympiad Competition, the first place in the Zhejiang Provincial Mathematical Olympiad Competition, the national champion of The Strongest Mind, etc. Xu Mang sighed. Tone: Actually, I refused, but there is no way...the strength is too strong.

Later, I took the college entrance examination and took the exam casually. When filling out the application form, because Xiaoman is from Shanghai, he wanted to finish his studies at Fuda. Xu Mang continued, I didn't even think about it at the time, so I decided to go to Fuda. I didn't even write a volunteer.

After the grades... the province is second. Xu Mang shook his head, and said helplessly, I was forced to go to Fuda to study... In fact, this period of my life is quite ordinary.

Fuck!

How ordinary is God?

This is clearly a life like cheating, okay?

Then,

Xu Mang suddenly said, Uh...there is still plenty of time, let me continue to talk about my experience in Fuda for the past six months, it's as normal as it was in high school.

In the background,

Lin Yishan and Principal Chen looked at each other, seeing the panic in each other's eyes.

It's over!

This scene is going out of control!

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