I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

Director Fang?

I have already published four SCI papers, with an impact factor of more than 120, and I can graduate more than 100 PhDs. How can I say that I am also a second-level professor? Xu Mang began to negotiate conditions with the director of the Department of Physics: And... I want to be exempted from the exam!

Director Fang glanced at Xu Mang, and said slowly, It's too much to be exempted from the exam. You haven't got the title of professor yet, so you are a student. If you are a student, you have to take the exam.

By the way, this second-level professor...you can indeed comment, but at least you have to go through a procedure. Director Fang said.

oh...

The final paper of the physics department, I will be responsible for the advanced mathematics part? Xu Mang asked curiously: Director Fang, I suddenly have an idea to test the students' comprehensive quality and independent thinking ability.

Hearing Xu Mang's words, Director Fang became interested. This guy is a little skinny, but he can't speak in the academic field. He has more ideas than beans.

Speak.

Let me listen. Director Fang said.

It is...abandoning the traditional examination paper mode and adopting a brand-new method. For example, our theoretical physics major throws out a hypothetical proposition and allows students to build a physical system in this hypothetical proposition.

What's the most important thing to learn about physics? Xu Mang smiled: Unconstrained imagination, this is a brand new attempt to inspire students to explore physics.

Absolutely!

Really good idea!

But...the scoring criteria are somewhat difficult, after all, it is all subjective evaluation.

Well...

It's okay. Director Fang said, What about the scores? How to score? How to get the questions?

Scoring is based on the practicality of the theory. In the process of boldly imagining, it must be reasonable, and it must be within the framework of relativity and quantum mechanics. Xu Mang said: For the topic... dark energy and dark matter Let's see what kind of thinking ability our students have when facing the problems of today's world.

good!

I will discuss your opinion with other professors. Director Fang glanced at Xu Mang and asked curiously, How did you think of it?

ah?

A few days ago, it wasn't a group from Tsinghua University. It was on the cover of Nature, which seemed to be about artificial intelligence. Xu Mang said with a smile: Then Xiaoman and I were talking about artificial intelligence.

I think...

Xu Mang paused, and said calmly: I personally think that the existence of artificial intelligence can only make life easier and reduce calculations and other tasks, but imagination and creativity are human advantages.

Now we are like artificial intelligence. We lack the ability to think imaginatively and creatively, and we blindly put a lot of knowledge into our brains. Xu Mang continued, When I took a shower that night, I came up with this general framework.

Then...

When squatting on the toilet, complete the general framework. Xu Mang smiled and said, This is a smelly idea.

Director Fang pointed to the door of the office with a black line on his face: You can go!

Just walked through the door,

Xu Mang stopped suddenly, and Director Fang asked, Director Fang...what date is the history department exam scheduled for?

The second day after the end of the physics department, I won't conflict with you anyway. Director Fang replied: Be prepared,

Don't be the last one in the exam, it's not your own face that's lost, the entire physics department is thrown in.

oh...

Then if I am number one, will the entire history department be in tragedy? Xu Mang showed a mean expression.

You can get the first place in the final exam of the history department, and you can bring the next doctoral students! Director Fang directly defined Xu Mang as a free offer. Although Xu Mang was a liberal arts student in high school, but think about it carefully, He probably forgot all about it.

After a comprehensive analysis, Director Fang gave such a condition.

At this time,

The shameless Xu Mang took out his phone, pressed the play button, and then what Director Fang said just now was played.

hey-hey.

Director Fang...I have evidence, so don't play tricks then! Xu Mang said meanly.

Director Fang almost lost his temper. This guy's personality doesn't match his knowledge.

Let's go!

...

the next day,

Xu Mang took the textbooks he had just bought and went to the history department building, ready to listen to a few classes.

well?

Why are there so few people? Xu Mang looked around and found that there were only five or six people, how...how could this be possible.

classmate?

Excuse me, why is there no one? Xu Mang walked to the front and asked a girl.

result...

Seeing that it was Xu Mang, the drowsy girl was so frightened that she almost collapsed on the ground.

this...

Is this Professor Xu Mang Xu?

Hi Professor Xu!

I finally met you. The girl said with a happy face, You are so handsome!

o(￣▽￣)d has vision!

Xu Mang smiled and nodded, I'm sorry...you found out, by the way...where's the first-year history student?

There is no class.

All of them are studying by themselves now. The girl said, Professor Xu, do you have anything to do?

Fuck!

this...

Xu Mang was completely dumbfounded. Now he has a handsome body, but there is no soul inside.

Professor Xu?

Professor Xu? the girl asked, Are you okay?

it's okay no problem...

I came here to take classes, and cultivate my sentiments through history. Xu Mang sighed, and said helplessly, Forget it...are there any movies recently? I plan to take my girlfriend to watch movies. .”

Hearing Xu Mang's words,

The girl hurriedly said: The last movie, what is it called...Magic City Cannon, I heard that it is similar to The Wandering Earth, it is a top science fiction masterpiece.

Magic City Cannon?

This name is a piece of crap!

can see?

Saying goodbye to the girl, Xu Mang returned to Xiaoman's dormitory. The end of the semester was approaching, and most of the majors had no classes. The students were in the free-range stage, so they could do whatever they wanted, such as falling in love, watching movies, etc. .

Little Man?

Will you go to the movies tonight? Xu Mang said, I've been tutoring you in quantum mechanics for several days. Let's take a break today. There's a new movie called Magic City Cannon, how about we to see?

Magic City Cannon?

No! Yang Xiaoman shook his head: Word of mouth has plummeted, and the Douban score is only three o'clock.

ah?

Oh...forget it. Xu Mang took out his notebook from his backpack, then crept up behind Xiaoman, hugged her from behind, leaned to his ear, and said softly: Open a black Well, it's been a long time since we played games together.

suddenly,

Xiaoman's body collapsed, and she nodded in confusion.

In less than ten minutes,

Xu Mang was scolded.

idiot!

You fucking know how to play? Yang Xiaoman growled: What are you doing in the enemy's jungle? You big idiot...you've fattened up the opponent's jungler!

Ahhh!

Old lady, I can't take it anymore, I'm going to beat you to death!

Crackling,

Xu Mang was beaten up.

In terms of games, Xu Mang is Yang Xiaoman's queen sandbag. I can't imagine that there are people in the world who can play games like this. If you need strength, you don't have strength, and if you want technology, you don't have technology. Krypton Jin disguised himself as the Emperor Ou.

roll!

Go play your single player, don't keep disturbing my mother. Yang Xiaoman was already insane, and the start was so smooth, with ten to zero kills, he was sent to death by Xu Mang.

The lonely Xu Mang sat in front of the computer and started to write questions silently.

High math questions...

It's a whole new challenge!

How to let the students feel the love from Professor Xu needs to think carefully.

correct!

Advanced math questions mixed with basic physics, I don't know if there is any trick?

Little Man?

Keep your voice down. Xu Mang said, I'm going to produce several sets of advanced math papers. If you turn up your voice so loudly, it will affect my thinking.

Yang Xiaoman: (#￣～￣#)

so annoying

I really want to kick him out.

finally,

Xiaoman can only plug in the earphones, after all, it is also true love.

...

What do you think of this plan?

Director Fang held a meeting immediately after Xu Mang left. He called all the professors into the conference room, exchanged opinions on Xu Mang's proposal, and listened to other professors' opinions.

I think this plan is good. Professor Fan, who majored in condensed matter physics, said, Xu Mang's success is inseparable from his innovative ability. I think we can give it a try and see how far the other students are from Xu Mang. How big.

Professor Hua of Particle Physics nodded: I also agree.

Professor Wang?

You are Xu Mang's head teacher. What do you think about this? Director Fang asked.

Professor Wang smiled wryly and said: Speaking of this class teacher, I am also very aggrieved. In half a year, from the class teacher to the colleagues, I really took in a treasure. I am so confused that my academic achievements are higher than mine. There is no reason for this.

Just have fun.

Strictly speaking, Xu Mang grew up under your training. Isn't this honor good enough? Professor Hua said with a smile, You can give it to me if you don't want it.

Don't even think about it!

I also agree with Xu Mang's plan, Professor Wang said.

at last,

With the approval of all the professors, Xu Mang's plan was put on the agenda, and then the plan was passed, whether it should be fully realized, or whether it should be an experimental class, and then discussed again.

In the end, it was decided that the theoretical physics major would conduct this experiment, and Xu Mang was in charge of the whole process.

correct.

There is one more thing. Director Fang said: Xu Mang will become the professor of theoretical physics in our department next year. He has already agreed there. They're all professors.

At that time, you must take good care of Xu Mang. Director Fang said helplessly, After studying for half a year...becoming a professor, some practices may be out of line. Remember to remind Xu Mang not to let him Mistake.

He is an online celebrity professor. Director Fang continued: On the public level, he has great influence.

at the same time,

Xu Mang had just finished a paper when he sneezed suddenly.

Little Man?

Well?

I think someone is scolding me. Xu Mang thought for a while, and said angrily, They must know that I was the one who wrote the question...

no!

I want to increase the difficulty!

Yang Xiaoman: (￣△￣;)

Watching Xu Mang throw the just-out paper into the recycling bin, he didn't know how to express his emotions at the moment.

Is this an innocent disaster? !

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