I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

Xu Mang's treatment in the class, wearing the first hat, has not changed. He is still so annoying. There is no way... Who made him a springtail.

this day,

Xu Mang returned to the classroom with bread and milk, only to meet Teacher Wang Xuewang.

Xu Mang!

You eat two breads and two boxes of milk by yourself? Seeing the lunch in Xu Mang's hand, Wang Xue nodded and said, Eat more.

ah?

Mr. Wang, you misunderstood, this is... Xu Mang was about to tell the truth, but Yang Xiaoman gave him a glare.

Xu Mang understood what Yang Xiaoman meant. It was to tell him not to talk nonsense or he would be impolite, but it also brought Xu Mang a lot of doubts. Obviously nothing happened between the two of them, making it seem like they were mistresses.

Teacher Wang, what's the matter? Xu Mang asked.

Give!

I promised you last time, as long as you get the first place, I will give you a five thousand yuan red envelope. Wang Xue took out a thick red envelope, handed it to Xu Mang, and said with a smile: Hurry up and take it! !

Xu Mang froze for a moment, and subconsciously wanted to refuse, but seeing Wang Xue's serious expression, if he refused, it might hurt Teacher Wang Xue's self-esteem.

Don't look at Teacher Wang Xuewang as a woman, but even ten physical education teachers can't stop her.

Then what...

If Mr. Wang didn't do this, wouldn't there be a provincial composition competition for high school students? If I win the first place in the provincial competition, you can give me another red envelope, uh... how about another five thousand? Xu Mang I thought of a solution that was not a solution.

It's up to you.

Speaking of the provincial essay competition for high school students, I just want to confirm with you that you and Yang Xiaoman will represent our city in the competition in January, do you agree? Wang Xue asked.

Yang Xiaoman hesitated for a moment, then asked silently: Just me and this guy?

Well...

And me. Wang Xue said, I'm still the teacher leading the team. Of course, the City Writers Association will also send a staff member to join us.

At this time,

Xu Mang's brain started to work, and he asked meanly: Mr. Wang... Will the expenses be reimbursed? I want to stay in a five-star hotel, and I have to travel downstream at public expense after the competition.

this...

Then what...uh... Wang Xue was a little embarrassed,

Although it's not good to do so, I didn't say that I can't do it. In many cases, this is everyone's default. If you go out with money that is not your own, the level of accommodation must be the highest, and then everyone who can be high will be high.

hey-hey.

Mr. Wang, I understand! Xu Mang smiled and nodded with an expression of I understand.

For this,

Yang Xiaoman is very contemptuous, it is because of the existence of this kind of people that the society is so smoky.

That's it, I'll inform you when the time comes. Teacher Wang walked to the door of the classroom, looked back at Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman, and said with a smile, You two...have a good relationship. ?”

Teacher... I... and him... don't get me wrong, it's just an ordinary classmate relationship! Yang Xiaoman said falteringly.

Um!

Teacher believes in you. Wang Xue left the classroom with a smile.

don't even say,

Wang Xue really believes that Yang Xiaoman and Xu Mang are in a normal relationship. After all, one is a top academic god, and the other is a scumbag on the edge of genius and insanity. The explosion is even lower.

Well,

wrong!

Only then did Wang Xue realize that there was an explosion in the school, and it was the septic tank that exploded. Good guy... I was on vacation for a whole week. The murderer had a high criminal IQ and left no clues. Surveillance cameras did not find any suspicious persons.

Many people thought it was Xu Mang, but it was just an intuition.

Could it be...

Thinking of Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman getting married and having children, Wang Xue felt as if he had eaten a pile of shit and felt uncomfortable. It wasn't that Xu Mang was not good enough, but Yang Xiaoman was so perfect.

...

[Trigger task: Participate in the composition competition (provincial level)]

[Description: Please win the first place in a provincial composition competition]

[Reward: Upgrade Card*8]

Xu Mang received a new task. This time, he rewarded eight upgrade cards, which was a big deal.

In this way,

After the semester is over, a certain attribute can be upgraded to level two.

Hello!

Don't be in a daze, I have a request for you. Yang Xiaoman stared at Xu Mang and said.

what?

In the future, please improve your moral character. Yang Xiaoman said with a serious face: I think you have some problems with your thinking. You are either lazy or opportunistic. Can you be more sunny? If you exercise more, you will die?

meeting!

Xu Mang nodded, and said seriously: You may not know that I suffer from a rare disease called 'I can only lie down, and I will die if I move it'. The probability of suffering from this disease is one in a trillion. one.

I...

Do you really think my wife is an idiot?

What kind of rare disease that can only lie down and die if you move it, isn't this just made up!

Be normal for me! Yang Xiaoman kicked Xu Mang's calf, and said angrily, No, my follower can't be so lazy, uh... practice Sanda with me on weekends!

Xu Mang: #￥%...\u0026amp;amp;*

Is this woman crazy?

Practicing Sanda with her, isn't this murdering her husband?

Huh?

How could I say 'murder my husband'?

no!

Hasn't this become a close master of some school belle? Xu Mang shook his head, with the word 'firm' written on his face, and said, And you are not a school belle, at most a village belle. To save face, not every woman will protect her.

Yang Xiaoman: (╬￣dish￣)

...

Life is like a car driving on the highway. Either others overtake you, or you overtake others. Of course... there are special existences, such as a series of car accidents that directly crash the car and kill people.

Xu Mang belongs to the latter,

He was in a car accident, but luckily he survived.

0 marks!

0 marks!

0 marks!

This is Xu Mang's performance recently. Every in-class test was zero, which made the teachers angry to the point of brain congestion.

Xu Mang!

Can we return to the attitude that a normal student should have? Lin Yishan blushed and growled at Xu Mang: Every time I hand in a blank paper, I don't even write my name, what are you going to do?!

teacher LIN...

Do you believe that there is a symptom in this world of 'As long as you hold a pen, you will feel dizzy'? Xu Mang said innocently: If you believe it, then we can continue talking, if you refuse to believe this fact , then there's nothing I can do...

Lin Yishan exploded,

He, who was originally angry, was completely blown away by Xu Mang's so-called 'as long as you hold a pen, you will feel dizzy'.

Xu Mang!!!

Don't think I can't cure you! Lin Yishan roared: I'll give you one last chance, the city's mid-term entrance exam, you must give me a satisfactory answer!

oops!

Mr. Lin... don't be angry, anger hurts your liver! Facing Lin Yishan's roar, Xu Mang said without blushing, Since it's all like this, then I only have one sentence left...

What?

got windy!