I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

Gift?

Also prepared a gift for me?

Immediately afterwards, Xu Mang saw the legendary gift, which was very exquisite, and it could be seen that everyone put their heart into it, but unfortunately, Xu Mang didn't want to accept this gift, mainly because it was too brain-intensive.

A carefully crafted applied mathematics problem.

I...

Are you crazy?

Xu Mang was very angry. It was as if he was a child in elementary school. One day it was his birthday, and suddenly his uncle came over to give him a sack of gifts. When he opened it, it was full of exercises, ranging from elementary school to high school.

Professor Xu!

This is an elaborate gift from all the professors of mathematics at Columbia University. An old professor said with a smile: Look... there are many elements in it, and we hope you To be able to unravel and understand your true strength in the field of mathematics.

sorry,

reject!

Just as Xu Mang was about to speak, his cousin suddenly spoke up and said seriously to Xu Mang, Xu Mang... just satisfy them, these people really want to know your talent in mathematics, otherwise they will die of depression. of.

These words are communicated in Chinese.

oh...

Then let them be depressed to death. Xu Mang answered very simply. Originally, he and Xiaoman were here for a trip, but they were abducted to Columbia University in a daze, and then abducted to the office in a daze. Then they had to finish something. topic.

Why?

Tool man?

...

Xu Mang...I know you're a little angry, but for my cousin's sake, you just satisfy their curiosity. These old professors especially like to dig out some rare world-class mathematical geniuses. The cousin said helplessly. : They all know that you are my relative, you can't embarrass your cousin, you must finish it!

Xu Mang glanced at Xiaoman, saw her nodding to him, and said silently, For your sake, cousin, I'll just satisfy them...but...

Sudden,

The devil's thoughts invaded Xu Mang's brain, and at this moment he had a very bold idea.

But what? asked the cousin.

without...

It's nothing. Xu Mang said awkwardly.

words fall,

Glancing at the question, according to the prompt given by the system, the exchange value of this question is one, indicating that there is no pressure.

Can you give me a quiet environment? Xu Mang said seriously, I need a relatively quiet environment without anyone around.

Can!

Subsequently,

Xu Mang was the only one left in the huge office, doing the questions? Impossible...Impossible to solve the problem, but someone will ask to do the problem by himself, Xu Mang took out a cigarette, lay on the chair, thinking about the next plan...

at the same time,

outside the door,

A group of people are waiting for the answer inside, including Yang Xiaoman, who is standing in a corner, checking Weibo alone with her mobile phone, looking at the appraisers of cosmetics, what are they launching today? Cosmetics used.

However, Xiaoman did not forget to collect information for her fiancé. She was listening to these professors' comments on Xu Mang.

certainly,

At this moment, everyone was guessing when Xu Mang would finish.

Some guessed that it would take an hour, some guessed that it would take half an hour, and some guessed that it would take two hours. These professors basically believed that Xu Mang could solve this problem without any accidents, but there was a dispute over the time.

According to Xiaoman's understanding of Xu Mang, she felt that ten to fifteen minutes at most would be enough to complete all the calculations.

Little Man?

How many children do you want in the future? Xiaoman's cousin stood beside her and asked curiously.

Faced with this problem,

Yang Xiaoman and Xu Mang had discussed it a long time ago, and even the name had been chosen in advance, but now Xiaoman regretted it a little bit, to be honest... Xu Mang alone made himself so hard, this Suddenly two little devil kings appeared, one big devil and two little devil kings...

Still let people live?

I...

I'm a little scared. Yang Xiaoman pouted, and said with a worried face: I'm worried... If the child in the future is like Xu Mang, then I'm doomed, the big bastard is not enough for the whole weather, and in the end Two little bastards came to piss me off again, and I am worried that I will be pissed to death by the three surnamed Xu in the future.

...

for a while,

The cousin was speechless, but she quickly thought of a way, and said to her cousin: Why are there three surnamed Xu? Can't it be three surnamed Yang?

Yang Xiaoman shook his head, and said seriously: The one surnamed Xu and the one named Yang are not important, the key point is that Xu Mang is a shopkeeper, even if the child's temper is surnamed Yang, I will raise it. The two children have the same temper. I can't bear it more than a stubborn one.

The cousin was very speechless: This is not okay, and that is not okay, just don't have children, just be a DINK and forget it.

no!

We have already chosen our names. Yang Xiaoman resolutely refused, and said seriously: If it hurts, it will hurt.

The cousin smiled and didn't speak.

after,

Xiaoman talked with her cousin about some interesting things at home. Her plan was to use these interesting things to arouse her cousin's idea of ​​going home. She hasn't returned to China for more than ten years. It's time to go back, but her cousin's attitude is very tough. Even if you beat him to death, you won't go back.

Little Man...

Some things are not as simple as you imagine. The cousin said expressionlessly: Anyway, don't talk about this matter. No matter how much you persuade me, I won't go back.

Xiaoman was quite helpless. Although she didn't know what happened, she heard that the noise was so loud that her cousin was about to jump off the building. Since then, her cousin went to the United States for more than ten years. Since then, she has cut off everything from her family. connect.

Sister... At that time...

at this time,

The door of the office was opened, and Xu Mang came out from inside. With surprised and shocked eyes, Xu Mang held Xiao Man's hand, and said to his cousin, Xiao Man and I will leave first.

words fall,

He hurriedly dragged Xiaoman away from the scene.

???

???

???

what's the situation?

Why are you in such a hurry to leave?

Everyone was a little curious about Xu Mang's reaction.

When everyone walked into the office and saw the blank paper, everyone was speechless for an instant. Xu Mang did not write the answer, but wrote a paragraph on it.

Hello, after reading this text, you will have to solve four problems. Only by solving these four problems can you get my correct answer, and these four problems are respectively placed on the first to fourth floors of the left drawer.

this...

Is this a test for us? An elderly professor came to his senses, and hurriedly obtained four blank sheets of paper according to the instructions above. Indeed, there were four topics on them, namely abstract algebra, complex variable function theory, differential geometry and topology.

No!

This is not a test, this is Professor Xu's challenge to us! A middle-aged man said with a smile: Accept?

Everyone accepted this challenge and began to solve the difficult problems given by Xu Mang. Under Xu Mang's design, the difficulty of these four problems was moderate. Of course, this was only a little higher compared to the students, but let these professors do it. Done, it's just a matter of time.

No!

Professor Xu shouldn't have come up with such a simple question. A professor reacted and said seriously: It's fine for the students to complete these questions, but I don't believe that these extremely simple questions were written by Professor Xu.

After the professor's reminder, everyone realized that things had indeed become a little weird. According to Professor Xu Mangxu's ability, it was unlikely that he would ask such a question unless he did it on purpose.

at this time,

Cousin vaguely felt something was wrong, thinking about Xu Mang's various behaviors, there might be some kind of conspiracy in it, he had a trace of anger in himself, and after kicking everyone out, it took less than five minutes. , ran away in a hurry.

This is not normal human behavior.

half an hour later,

Done about differential geometry, nothing difficult, just a little complicated.

After another ten minutes, the problem of abstract algebra was solved, and another ten minutes later, the problem of complex variable function theory was answered, and finally the problem of topology remained, but this problem was still half an hour away from completion.

etc!

Cousin Xiaoman found that the answers to the three solved questions were very simple, just a series of numbers, but...she seemed to read a certain message from the answers, and these numbers were like some kind of code language. ..

wrong...

Chinese dictionary!

Cousin Xiaoman suddenly came to her senses, and hurried to her desk, saw the Chinese dictionary that had been flipped through, and according to the answers to the three questions, she found the three characters that represented one by one, namely I, No, Answer ...

I didn't answer?

What's the meaning?

Cousin Xiaoman fell into confusion, and I didn't answer...it seems so strange.

I didn't answer...

What did I not answer?

Σ(°△°|||)︴Wait a minute!

(°ー°〃) Could it be...

Σ(｀д′*ノ)ノ I didn't answer the question? !

Thinking of this,

Cousin Xiaoman completely collapsed, this was definitely done on purpose, he wanted to depress the professors of mathematics at Columbia University to death.

But it’s not right, why use a Chinese dictionary instead of an Oxford dictionary? There must be some kind of problem. Could it be that... Cousin Xiaoman thought of a possibility. He used a Chinese dictionary on purpose, because only one person present understands it. Chinese, and then...

The more she thought about it, the angrier she became, and the more angry she became, the more angry she became, but now time was very tight, and Cousin Xiaoman had no time to call and reprimand Xu Mang. She secretly took away the questions the professors gave Xu Mang, and walked out of the office to an empty place. , began to solve this problem.

for a long time,

The question was successfully solved, and Cousin Xiaoman returned to the office, put the question back in its original place, and hid the answer in her drawer, in the middle of a textbook.

at this time,

It just so happened that the last problem was solved.

But except for cousin Xiaoman, everyone was at a loss.

We have solved it, but what about Professor Xu's answer? An older professor asked curiously.

hehe!

Actually, he played a trick. With a false smile on her face, Cousin Xiaoman said to her colleagues, The four numbers correspond to the four Chinese characters in a dictionary in Huaguo, and the translation is . ..in the drawer.

soon,

Cousin Xiaoman took out her answer angrily, and shouted to the colleagues present, I found Xu Mang's answer!

words fall,

The cousin wanted to beat Xu Mang to death. She wrote it by herself, but it turned out to be his.

How could I have such a brother-in-law?

here,

Cousin Xiaoman basically straightened out Xu Mang's idea of ​​committing the crime. First, he took advantage of his relationship with him as a relative, and then made clever arrangements based on the fact that only he knew Chinese, including the deliberately opened Chinese dictionary. .

Step by step to lure myself to help him solve the problem, all the credit will be taken for granted when the truth is announced.

Xu Mang,

What the hell are you human?

...

at this time,

Xiaoman huddled in Xu Mang's arms, and listened to him talking about his sinful plan, annoyed and funny, stretched out his hand and squeezed the soft flesh on Xu Mang's waist, and said, You are so bad!

Then the style changed,

Leaning close to Xu Mang's ear, he said softly, But...I like it so much!

words fall,

Xiaoman kissed Xu Mang's cheek.

(*￣3(￣︶￣) Click to the left!

(￣︶￣)ε￣*) Click to the right!

(*￣3)(ε￣*) Come in the middle too!

Just when the two were gradually lost, a phone call suddenly interrupted all fantasies.

Yang Xiaoman took out his phone and glanced at it, he was stunned.

yes...

It belongs to my cousin. Yang Xiaoman said worriedly, Do you want to pick it up?

Xu Mang didn't care, anyway, the product had already been activated by him, so what could my cousin do? If you have the ability to find the manufacturer...

Go ahead!

Oh... Yang Xiaoman answered the phone, and asked cautiously, Sister... is there anything wrong?

moment,

There was a deafening roar from the phone.

Where's your husband?

Let him answer the phone!

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