I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

Hello!

Have you heard?

Professor Xu from Huaguo has come to our Oxford University! A student said to his friend: He is currently the most famous astrophysicist, an authoritative figure in superconductivity, double-layer and triple-layer graphene. Do you know about superconductivity? Professor Xu discovered it!

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Why did he come to Oxford? Did he come to attend an academic conference? The friend of the student asked, If so...then I'm going to listen to Professor Xu's lecture.

no.

Didn't you read the school's announcement? The student said, It seems that Oxford University invited Professor Xu to study gaseous carbon atoms together.

Gaseous carbon atoms?

You mean... the project of Professor Will? The student friend said in horror: Isn't this... this project saying that there is no room for progress? Why... why did you invite Professor Xu? And I I feel that even if I invite Professor Xu, I probably won’t be able to research it.”

Um!

I also believe so.

The project researched by Professor Will is quite well-known in Oxford University, and this popularity is not so great, but because since the establishment of the project, even 5% of the progress has not been completed, and a large amount of money has been spent on it. As a result, do not know anything.

Many colleagues admire Professor Will's persistence. Of course, this admiration is somewhat derogatory. They know that it is impossible, but they are trying.

well...

I think Professor Xu will be hurt by Professor Will this time. The student sighed, and said silently: All the professors and scholars in Oxford University are not optimistic about this project, but he is willing to come join.

It's not...

I doubt that Professor Xu didn't know about this situation at all, otherwise he would never have come.

Um!

at the same time,

Xu Mang sat in Professor Will's office,

Spread a layer of moldy tofu on the bread you just bought, put some olives on it, and finally add a pack of Fuling mustard as an embellishment, and the extremely luxurious Fuling mustard sandwich is completed.

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Professor Xu?

Are you the legendary Huaguo cheese? Professor Will frowned when he saw that Xu Mang had smeared something that looked like milk wrap, and it seemed to have a pungent smell, and said, It seems to have happened. If it spoils, it should not be eaten.

No no no!

This thing has to go bad before it can be eaten. Xu Mang said with a smile, Only when it goes bad can you get a soul.

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Professor Will was speechless for a while. He couldn't imagine that after the food spoiled, he could still eat it, which completely violated science.

You don't understand!

In your world, food is simply from raw to cooked, but in our world, we inject soul into food from raw to cooked. Only food with a soul is called food. Xu Mang was serious. said.

When Professor Will heard Xu Mang's words, he couldn't understand something. In his world view, for example, a piece of chicken, boiled in water and sprinkled with a little pepper, was almost ready to eat.

Professor Xu?

Have you ever worked with gaseous carbon atoms before? Professor Will asked.

No...

I haven't even heard of it. Xu Mang said seriously: In the past, all I came into contact with were graphene, and I understood carbon atoms based on superconducting thinking, and I explored very little about its physical properties. ..almost none.

Actually, the two are about the same. Professor Will said, I'll take you to the laboratory the day after tomorrow, and you'll know what's going on there.

good.

After eating the bread,

Xu Mang checked the time, and it was only 2:30 in the afternoon. After that, Xu Mang proposed to wander around Oxford alone. Professor Will didn't know much about Xu Mang's past, and thought that the so-called stroll was just to see the scenery.

good.

By the way...where do you stay tonight? Professor Will asked.

I live in a hotel.

Before I came, my wife booked a nearby hotel for me. Xu Mang took out his phone and glanced at it: What is it called Macdonald Rudolph Resort Hotel... four and a half stars.

after,

Xu Mang began to wander around Oxford University. Of course, in order not to be recognized by others, Xu Mang wore a baseball cap and a pair of glasses.

don't even say,

The environment of Oxford University is very beautiful, but it is impossible to tell whether it is a school or a street. The whole town is integrated with the school, and it is impossible to know where the boundary of the school is.

stroll around,

Xu Mang was lost in the small town. Of course, he didn't dare to run around. If he ran into someone else's classroom, he would lose his face.

Hello?

Excuse me...how do I get to the Institute of Physics? Xu Mang asked.

over there!

Xu Mang saw church-like buildings, but they were all similar. Most of them were in medieval style, after all, they tended to be Gothic.

According to the old rules,

Xu Mang sneaked into a large classroom. Perhaps because of luck, Xu Mang found three foreign students, and they were all female students.

Are you foreign students? Xu Mang sat next to the most beautiful one among the three. Of course...Compared with Xiaoman, this girl is still a few grades behind.

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at this time,

The girl beside Xu Mang frowned and said seriously, I'm sorry...I don't accept anyone's pursuit.

Xu Mang:? ? ?

ah?

What's the meaning?

Can't understand what she's saying at all.

You misunderstood! Xu Mang smiled awkwardly but politely: I didn't come to pursue you, I came to listen in, and besides... just let me pursue you like this, people will laugh at me if they know !

Hearing Xu Mang's words, the girl stared at Xu Mang, but after staring, she found that the psycho next to her was quite handsome, with a gentle manner, which might have something to do with his glasses, with a bookish feel.

you...

Forget it. The girl snorted coldly: Which department are you from?

I?

I'm from the Physics Department of Fuda University. Xu Mang said with a smile, Come here for a tour, and listen to lectures by the way.

Fuda?

Is the capital revived?

Sudden,

Three girls became interested, and one of them, who was wearing glasses, asked Xu Mang, Then do you know Professor Xu? That's Professor Xu Mang from Fuda's Department of Physics?

I know you!

how?

Are you his fans? Xu Mang said with a smile.

Hmmmm!

I plan to marry him. This girl was quite courageous, daring to face the empress.

However,

This frightened Xu Mang. Fortunately, Xiaoman was not by his side, otherwise he might have been blasted at night.

you...

'I heard that Professor Xu's girlfriend is very beautiful...you don't have this chance. ’ Xu Mang said cautiously, Be yourself, don't daydream.

I found you... When the girl was about to fight back, she was surprised to find that the boy looked familiar, as if she had seen it somewhere, but at this moment the professor came and interrupted her thinking.

Immediately afterwards,

The class started directly, without even calling the roll call.

but,

Xu Mang noticed something was wrong when he heard it. Although he talked about general relativity and cosmology, it was obvious that the content was not professional.

classmate?

What are your majors? Xu Mang asked in a low voice.

Physics and Philosophy.

ah?

Physics and philosophy?

What subject is this?

Xu Mang was a little confused. It was the first time he heard that there was a subject of physics and philosophy in physics.

Can Physics and Philosophy Be Connected?

don't even say,

After Xu Mang's careful analysis, he found several physicists and philosophers through history, such as the famous Descartes, a man who combined philosophy, physics, mathematics and theology.

Another example is Newton... The same is true, but Xu Mang suddenly realized that in Newton's era, physics was called natural philosophy, right?

Here is a challenge for you.

The energy and momentum of a particle with mass m at time T0 are E0 and P0 respectively. Assume that R(TO)=R0. Except for the above exceptions, other things do not affect the free movement of the particle. Who of you can calculate its energy, momentum and time? Functional relationship?

Does anyone know?

on stage,

asked the middle-aged professor with a smile on his face.

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...

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There was no sound on the scene, and no one accepted this so-called challenge.

For these students, many people hate this professor, because he always likes to ask some unexplainable questions, make the students look ashamed, and then he is happy, and he doesn't know what to think.

certainly,

These students have also asked other people, and the answers they got are all the same. This professor is a bit eccentric and narcissistic. He can ask students questions, but students can't ask him any questions, otherwise it will be miserable.

Although the professors have very different styles, it is quite unlucky to encounter this kind of weird narcissistic type.

I'll give you ten minutes. I hope someone will solve my problem within ten minutes. The middle-aged professor laughed.

suddenly,

There was silence on the scene.

However, Xu Mang found that many people were just pretending to fish, and didn't pay attention to the problem at all, so he was full of curiosity about it.

well?

You don't seem to be very interested. Xu Mang asked in a low voice, What's going on?

Forget it!

This professor... likes to play tricks on people, and often asks difficult questions in class. The female student studying abroad said: As long as the students can't do it, they start to talk about their achievements, education, knowledge, and what they have gained. Lots of opportunities to talk on and on.

I like to be obsessed with my own life and can't extricate myself...Anyway...it's super weird! The girl said: But...this professor is amazing!

Xu Mang was stunned for a moment, the world is full of wonders.

now,

Revisiting the problem on the blackboard, it seems to be a problem about the expansion of the universe, mainly calculating the functions of tensor, momentum and time in the expanding universe.

not difficult...

Xu Mang just glanced at it from the corner of his eye, and he knew how to solve this problem.

Can you lend me a pen and paper? Xu Mang asked.

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What are you going to do? The girl frowned.

Do the question.

A question?

right!

With a hint of doubt, the girl handed the paper and pen to Xu Mang.

Swish Swish Swish,

one minute,

Xu Mang solved the problem, glanced at the stunned girl beside him, and said with a smile, Thank you.

Subsequently,

While the professor was not paying attention, he slipped out through the back door.

The girl who came back to her senses picked up the blank paper full of answers, her face full of confusion.

he...

who is he?

oh?

Has anyone solved it already?

Sudden,

The professor saw a girl in the last row holding a blank paper and said with a smile, Come up here and write the answer on the blackboard.

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