I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

The results of the joint entrance examination were fermented on the Internet. In addition to talking about the super goddess Yang Xiaoman's ascension to the top, the invincible partial subject king Xu Mang was also the subject of discussion among netizens. The Weibo post bar forum was full of content about these two people.

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Xu Mang had the most content.

Because he not only redefines what is called a partial subject, but the most important thing is to get a full score. The gold content of this full score is really not low, after all, he got a full score in the most difficult entrance examination mathematics.

Originally thought that this storm would pass soon, but some supernatural netizens continued to dig deeper and discovered some other things.

Xu Mang,

He actually double majored in arts and sciences!

This is not a joke, but a fact... Netizens discovered that not long ago, Xu Mang from No. 1 Middle School won the first place in the composition competition for high school students in the city!

In ancient times, there was both literature and martial arts, but now there are both arts and sciences.

This guy is so fucking awesome!

However,

Doubt ensues.

Since Xu Mang was able to win the first place in the composition competition, but in the joint entrance examination, he handed in a blank paper in Chinese. Why?

Netizens gave a lot of speculation about this question, why Xu Mang might be wearing Xtep, why Xu Mang had diarrhea that day, why Xu Mang was late helping the old lady across the road, why Xu Mang's house caught fire and was fighting the fire...

There are many answers,

Most of it is bullshit.

finally,

A netizen gave a more pertinent answer. He may have fallen asleep during the exam...

When a person becomes the object of everyone's pursuit, let alone falling asleep during the exam, even if he poops, many people will think that the poop has a charming fragrance.

the same day,

Xu Mang made the headlines with the title Shocked! A certain student actually did such a thing during the exam, and the result surprised everyone!

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Classroom 1 of Senior Three,

Xu Mang was lying on the table, thinking about what happened recently, the first place in the city-level composition competition, the first place in the school-level spicy food competition, the perfect score in the most difficult math paper in the joint entrance examination... These achievements seem to be due to cheating Come, it's not your real strength, it's not obtained by your own efforts.

Thinking of this,

Xu Mang was a little sad, but the sadness didn't last long, he figured it out.

Take Yang Xiaoman as an example, this violent airport didn't check Weibo all day long, or read messy fashion magazines, and accidentally checked a set of practice test papers, and ended up ranking first in the city's entrance exam.

Are you still talking about it?

Is there any humanity left?

What?

Doesn't that count?

Xu Mang raised his head, looked around the classroom, and saw a boy wearing glasses. His name was Li Xiaosong, and he was ranked sixth in the class. .

He loves to play online games. Sometimes he would jump over the wall and go to the Internet cafe in the middle of the night to play all night. The next day he would lie down in the classroom and sleep.

However,

He can squeeze into the top ten of the class every time he takes the exam... Pay attention every time!

Whether you are willing to accept it or not, some people in this society do not need to work hard. Although this fact is a bit cruel, it really happens around you and me.

hehe,

this damn reality...

Why?

I'm your girlfriend now... Yang Xiaoman suddenly turned around and whispered to Xu Mang, When are you going to invite me out for dinner?

What and what!

Why did you become my girlfriend? Xu Mang said with horror on his face, Are you too lonely recently? Your heart is burning like a fire? It's so burning that I can't stand it, and then you found me?

Yang Xiaoman: (#￣～￣#)

idiot!

Big idiot!

Yang Xiaoman wished he could unscrew Xu Mang's Tianling cover,

See what's going on in his mind, and check his eyes to see if he has cataracts, otherwise why would he reject an invincible young girl.

Didn't we agree before? If you get full marks in math this time, I'll be your girlfriend. Yang Xiaoman said angrily, Stop talking nonsense, take me to dinner tomorrow Saturday!

Xu Mang didn't speak, and looked at Yang Xiaoman's angelic face seriously... After a long time, he spoke.

hehe!

I see it now... Xu Mang sneered, Blackmail, touch porcelain, blackmail!

how?

It's just blackmailing people, it's touching porcelain, it's extortion, isn't it right if you don't accept it?

Yang Xiaoman also smashed the jar, waved his small fist at Xu Mang, and said viciously, Did you see my fist? From now on, if you dare to say 'no', don't blame my fist for not having eyes. !

Xu Mang shrank his head. Is this the legendary love coming from the fist?

Thereafter,

The two of them put aside the matter of their boyfriend and girlfriend for the time being, but this big meal must be eaten. Xu Mang was a little helpless about it.

Hello!

Have you noticed that the way the students in the class look at you has changed. Yang Xiaoman said, Especially those with good grades.

Yeah?

Don't pay attention... Xu Mang yelled, he really didn't care what his classmates thought of him, no matter what they did, they would all die in the future anyway!

What Xu Mang is most concerned about now is the school Olympic mathematics team. It is best to get rid of Li Hua.

At this time,

Liang Feng came to the classroom and called Xu Mang out alone.

Xu Mang!

I have good news for you. You have been exceptionally added to the school's Mathematical Olympiad team to participate in the upcoming city-wide Mathematical Olympiad. Liang Feng told Xu Mang the good news.

real?

Who was squeezed out? Was it Li Hua? Xu Mang asked excitedly.

I squeezed out a student from Class Seven. Liang Feng said, You are the best students I have ever taught. Work hard and strive to get the first place!

This wasn't Liang Feng's exaggeration, but from his heart. The school Olympiad math team had only five places, but the third class took three places. The problem was that this class was a liberal arts class!

Xu Mang was full of contempt: Mr. Liang... you said not long ago that we are the worst students you have ever taught. Except for Yang Xiaoman, why are we the best now? By the way, have all the teachers studied Sichuan Opera? Change face?

You boy...

Liang Feng looked helpless, and didn't know what to scold, because what Xu Mang said was the truth.

From next week, I will go to the school every weekend to participate in the assault training, as well as the night self-study! Liang Feng said: The specific notice will be released separately, just wait.

Sacrificing the rare weekend? Xu Mang froze for a moment, then asked dawdly, Can I apply or not?

...

Don't kill me, kid! Liang Feng said, How can you get the ranking without training?

Your class...I've never listened to it, so I still got full marks... Xu Mang underestimated.

this...

Really can not refute!

Liang Feng didn't know what to do, any method would be difficult to work in front of this kid, of course... there is one method that is very effective, and that is to directly force it!

Don't give me nonsense!

The school asked me to lead the team this time. If you mess with me, believe it or not, I'll replace you? Liang Feng threatened with wide-eyed eyes.

However,

Today's Xu Mang is not the Xu Mang of the past, his wings are hardened, he is stubborn!

Do not believe!

Xu Mang shook his head, and said seriously, Without my peerless genius, the school would definitely not be able to win the championship!

you...

I...

this...

Liang Feng was on the verge of collapse. Xu Mang wasn't scary, but Xu Mang was educated... Never thought that this kid would become even more crazy after he achieved success, but he has the capital to be crazy!

Oops...teacher!

Why are you so careless? Xu Mang suddenly smiled meanly and said, Don't you know what I am? That is a promising young man who values ​​study more than life. How could he not come for training? ...Don't worry, I will definitely come!

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