I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

free?

free!

free? !

Yang Xiaoman looked at Xu Mang in surprise. Could it be that he wanted to try the so-called Big Stomach King activity? But the waiter clearly said that no one has successfully challenged it so far. Is he crazy?

Hello!

I'm telling you not to mess around! Yang Xiaoman said solemnly: The waiters have already said that the challenge of this big stomach king is very difficult, and no one can succeed so far. I advise you not to try it, just in case In the hospital again.

Facing Yang Xiaoman's advice, Xu Mang just smiled. He has many characteristics, one of which is swimming against the current. Come on.

This is the case now,

If Yang Xiaoman tried to persuade him, let's just pay for the meal honestly, Xu Mang might have a brain twitch... Follow it! However, Yang Xiaoman used a negative attitude, which directly aroused Xu Mang's desire to fight.

snort!

It's not that I like to brag. If I let go of my waistband, this store may go bankrupt! Xu Mang showed disdain, and said calmly, You can eat whatever you want today, anyway, it's free!

Yang Xiaoman looked at Xu Mang, and simply didn't care about this guy's life or death. Anyway, he didn't cry when he saw the coffin... Do whatever you like.

Among the Japanese ingredients ordered, Yang Xiaoman’s favorite is sashimi, especially this fish belly sashimi, the meat is delicious and tender, squeeze a little wasabi on it, and then dip some sashimi soy sauce, the deliciousness can reach the top of the head in an instant.

certainly,

Wagyu and tempura are also Yang Xiaoman's favorite ingredients. The flat cooking method of this Wagyu is very special. It is almost only cooked on the surface, and most of them are raw. The waiter said that only in this way can the deliciousness of the Wagyu be fully reflected.

For this bullshit,

Xu Mang wished he could find a wooden stick and beat the waiter to death.

beef!

raw!

You tell me this is delicious?

Even if Xu Mang was killed, he didn't believe that this kind of raw beef could be eaten, but...seeing Yang Xiaoman's intoxicated face, Xu Mang fell into doubt. Is this violent airport a mutant of zombies?

Huh?

Why don't you eat it? Yang Xiaoman picked up a piece of fish belly, handed it to Xu Mang's mouth, and said softly, Ah~~~ I'll feed you.

Ah, your head!

It's all raw... Don't you know that raw ones are prone to parasites? Xu Mang said seriously.

Why!

Are you annoying? Yang Xiaoman gave a blank look, the atmosphere that was finally established was destroyed by this guy's words, there was no emotion at all, dead stick!

Yang Xiaoman ate the fish belly on the chopsticks in one bite, and said viciously: Didn't you see that I squeezed a little mustard? Mustard can be used to sterilize bacteria. I don't understand anything... just open your mouth.

original,

Xu Mang might have given up on arguing, but Yang Xiaoman's words ignited the soul in his heart.

Baidu searched wasabi sterilization, and sure enough there was an article about wasabi sterilization, Xu Mang coughed lightly, and said to Yang Xiaoman, First of all, I want to explain that the mustard you eat is not wasabi, but spicy root!

Horseradish is also called horse radish. It belongs to the order of poppy and belongs to the cruciferous family...Compared with wasabi, horseradish is cheaper. Xu Mang looked at the phone screen, completely ignoring Yang Xiaoman's gradually angry expression, and said to himself: Horseradish and horseradish do kill bacteria, horseradish has isothiocyanates, horseradish has allyl isothiocyanate.”

but...

It needs a corresponding concentration. Take the fish belly you just ate as an example. You need to use two tubes of horseradish, and then marinate it for 24 hours. It's almost sterilized, otherwise it's nonsense!

Xu Mang raised his head,

He laughed and said: This kind of thing can only stimulate the tongue, but can't inhibit the bacteria. It is a deadly act to rely on condiments to deal with Vibrio parahaemolyticus and Anisakis nematodes in sea fish. The best way to eat fish is to cook it.

Yang Xiaoman exploded,

Totally exploded!

Walking up to Xu Mang's side, he flew onto him, then sat down on his face, pulled his hair with both hands, and growled, You bastard, you'll refute everything I say!

explain!

Aren't you the best of the best?! Yang Xiaoman asked with a dark face.

over...

This woman is crazy!

Xu Mang's eyes were dark, because the violent airport's butt was sitting on his face, not to mention... It looked quite shriveled on the outside, but the tightness after touching it was really good.

pity...

My mother said that a girl with a big butt gave birth to a son, and guessed that Yang Xiaoman would give birth to a daughter.

The daughter is also good, little padded jacket.

well?

How did I associate it with my daughter from the airport?

Ahem!

Can you get up first? Xu Mang said with difficulty, I'm a little out of breath.

ah!

Yang Xiaoman came to his senses, blushed and raised his butt from Xu Mang's face, stood far away, stared at him and cursed: Stinky rascal, take advantage of my old lady...

I...

Obviously you jumped on it!

Xu Mang is so angry, this woman is totally unreasonable, that's right... If she could be reasonable, she wouldn't be like this.

Don't make trouble, don't make trouble...

Hurry up and eat, I'll give you a free order later.

Annoying!

...

With Yang Xiaoman's efforts, all the ingredients went into his stomach, and he glanced at Xu Mang who hadn't even got a drop of water, and said, I'm done...

oh...

Ding dong!

Xu Mang rang the bell next to him.

soon,

The waiter asked respectfully: Hello, sir, is there anything I can do for you?

Have a big bowl of eel rice!

OK!

moment,

The waiter ran to the back kitchen with a sense of spectatorship, and said to the chef, There is a fool who missed a big bowl of eel rice, hurry up and make it!

oh?

Another warrior? The chef chuckled, The boss's routine is fine. Taking advantage of the consumer's mentality of taking advantage, someone actually pays for a bowl of eel rice at 3999.

yes!

The cost is only more than 800, but in conjunction with the event, the price will be doubled several times, and then it will be released as a free gimmick... The waiter said with a smile: As expected of someone who opened a slaughterhouse before, this ability to kill pigs... It’s astonishing.”

indeed,

Since the launch of the so-called Big Stomach King campaign, coupled with the promotion of various channels, this bowl of eel rice, priced at 4999, has become popular all over the Internet and has become a heavyweight Internet celebrity food. Of course, it is all about the operation of capital.

The first thing people see about this bowl of eel rice is not its price, but the so-called free, as long as the free and sky-high price are mixed together, there will be countless people willing to try it, what if they become the lucky one?

It's a big gamble,

But in the end all the participants were killed, and the real winner was the initiator of the event.

hehe,

Much like the stock market!

for a long time,

The waiter pushed a bowl of eel rice with a cart, saying that the bowl was actually a barrel, with three Kabayaki eels on it, white rice on the bottom, and a handful of white sesame seeds sprinkled on it.

Wait a moment!

How much is this eel rice bowl? Xu Mang asked curiously.

4999!

I rely on it!

Three eels and a bucket of rice dare to sell for 4999, who gave them the courage?

Aren't you going too far? Xu Mang was very displeased: The country is cracking down on indiscriminate pricing, but your store is doing the opposite. Do you think the Consumer Protection Law is just a display?

gentlemen!

Please don't talk nonsense, we all use high-grade ingredients, such a price...you have no conscience! The waiter said with a righteous face: If you plan to continue messing around, then...we can only warn you with a lawyer's letter!

Not only Xu Mang was so angry that he was dying, but even Yang Xiaoman was extremely angry, so frankly arrogant!

At this time,

Xu Mang planted a seed of revenge in his heart, and he decided to teach this store a lesson!

time,

Just tomorrow!

So don't eat today...

Then what...

Lend me two thousand yuan? Xu Mang said to Yang Xiaoman dawdly, I don't have enough money.

Give.

after.

Xu Mang ended the meal with anger. Hearing the waiter say 'come next time', he felt as if he was being stabbed fiercely by a knife, but there was no way, because only by showing weakness can the enemy Take it lightly.

are you free tomorrow?

Yes! Yang Xiaoman nodded, What's wrong?

Come and eat Japanese food.

Do you still want to eat? Yang Xiaoman asked in surprise.

Xu Mang smiled, his expression gradually becoming obscene: I plan to invite the teacher and classmates to eat together tomorrow!

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