I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

Hello!

I'm Xu Mang!

There was a hint of seriousness in his words, but when he listened carefully, he could find that there was a bit of naughtiness in the seriousness. This is Xu Mang... He can always find some joy in life in boring things. Man, now the fun comes from other people.

...

Professor Xu... You should know everything, right? Professor Merck said with a hint of helplessness and melancholy. He knew that something that would break him down might happen next, but he had already done the worst. Intend.

hey-hey...

Why don't you come to China first, you can't explain clearly on the phone, some things are only useful if you talk about them face to face. Xu Mang said, Uh...how about two weeks later? You know...I'm A professor in a certain university, the new semester will start soon, and the first two weeks will be relatively busy.

two...

Two weeks? Professor Merck frowned, a little displeased: It's too long, we can't wait for two days.

Ouch!

It's not bad if I didn't make you wait for two years. You still pick and choose...do you have a choice? Xu Mang said meanly: Come over in two weeks, September 15th...according to Hua The time in the capital city, calculate the time difference by yourself, it doesn’t matter if it’s one day earlier or one day later!”

Hearing Xu Mang's words,

Professor Merck almost exploded with anger, but he had no choice but to endure the humiliation silently.

hang up the phone,

Xu Mang was in good spirits. Although there were occasional problems with the balance of fate, for example...he married Xiaoman as his wife when he was beautiful in the prosperous age, but the balance was fair in most cases.

Such an outstanding self, unexpectedly only married one wife...

turn on the system,

Xu Mang took a look at his skills. He had already achieved proficiency in physics and mathematics. Astronomy was only 5% short of the last. It was estimated that it would be over in two days, and the gravitational wave project could almost be put on the agenda.

Thinking of this,

Xu Mang planned to call brother Chuan Xiao,

I just found Brother Chuan Xiao in the address book, and I thought about it carefully. I didn’t make this call. He just had his second child, and he cruelly tore apart a family of four. Isn’t he human?

wait a little longer...

Get the others together first.

Wang Ai, Dong Yu, and Zhang Yapeng are okay, they are official researchers in the laboratory, this Hu Jie... is a bit difficult to deal with, she is a sophomore student, and she is about to enter the junior year, it is time to go back to study up.

So complicated!

...

soon,

Fuda ushered in the day of registration for freshmen. Groups of students brought their parents to Fuda, the school. Due to Xu Mang's influence, Fuda's reputation is not what it used to be. Many students or The parents all came here for Xu Mang.

The best proof is that the ratio of male to female freshmen in the physics department has reached six to four, and four out of ten freshmen are girls. Many boys in the physics department are so happy that they want to cry. How many years... Finally, I saw a good-looking girl !

at this time,

Walking on campus, Xu Mang met many students on the way, and almost everyone would greet Professor Xu kindly. Xu Mang's response to this was very simple, he just smiled, but he kept smiling for a long time, which made him Facial muscles tense up.

He finally came to take the physics department building, but he was greeted by a group of long-awaited female fans.

moment,

Xu Mang was submerged in this vast crowd. Almost everyone was holding a mobile phone, recording their encounters with Xu Mang, and then posting them on the Internet to get clicks. For a while, Xu Mang became a tool for these people to become popular.

There was a stalemate for a long time,

Xu Mang just escaped from the pile of pink skeletons and came to the office he hadn't seen for a long time. There was a rotten smell in it. It was estimated that no one had been here for a long time. Such nice furniture?

...

Xu Mang silently took out his mobile phone and called Xiaoman. He wanted to customize a set of golden nanmu furniture, and the chairs also needed to be replaced.

As a result, Xiaoman refused and severely reprimanded him.

but,

Xiaoman still loved Xu Mang, so he directly ordered a set of high-priced but low-key office furniture.

At this time,

A teaching assistant found Xu Mang, and then handed in a list of freshmen. The information in it was very detailed. According to Fang Jun's request, Xu Mang was asked to complete some opportunistic students' transfer tasks as soon as possible. After all, some people were aiming at Xu Mang. Come here.

In fact, this job is not difficult. Find a time to gather freshmen together and take a basic physics test. You can tell if you have real skills.

Fuda Physics Department has three majors in total, theoretical physics, optics and condensed matter physics, all of which require a very solid foundation in physics and a love of physics, otherwise they will soon give up in a boring learning environment.

It is better not to come in the first place than to give up halfway.

Throwing this list in the drawer, Xu Mang started his own work. Now that he has reached the level of proficiency in mathematics, physics and astronomy, it is time to solve a problem of gravitational wave detection.

According to the predicted properties of gravitational waves, this is a kind of transverse wave, which becomes a plane wave when it travels far enough, has two independent polarization states, has a certain energy, and propagates at the speed of light in a vacuum, etc.

All waves with energy can be detected in theory, but due to the low intensity, the absorption rate of matter to it is even lower, and laser interference can solve this problem, but there is a lack of a calculation tool.

Just picked up the pen,

Xu Mang stopped... He didn't know how to cut in. According to the previous theories and combined with the current thinking, he found that there were some subtle ways out, which would cause the past theories to be wrong, and Xu Mang needed to rebuild a framework just work.

Otherwise...calculated with the previous theory, the results obtained will not change.

it seems that

It's because I'm young, so no wonder I have to be proficient. Although the ideas are the same, there are some problems in the handling of details, and there are some places that are not well thought out.

At this time,

The phone rang, and the caller was Second Grandpa.

Hello?

Second Grandpa...do you want anything from me? Xu Mang asked curiously.

Xu Mang...

I want to discuss one thing with you, let's take a class. The second grandfather said helplessly: The school has received opinions from many students and parents, and strongly appeals to you to take classes. Many people are studying physics in your name. , it turns out that...you don't have classes.

oh...

Although Xu Mang was a little disgusted, there was nothing he could do... The greater the ability, the greater the responsibility. Sometimes, while getting attention, there was a price to pay.

finally,

Xu Mang, the chicken thief, chose a big class and taught it in a large multimedia classroom. He taught the freshmen of the three majors at the same time, which not only satisfied everyone's requirements, but also lightened his burden. Anyway, he took the textbook and read it. , If you don’t know, ask yourself.

In the morning, he was basically in a state of confusion. Although he was quiet in his office, he was a little overwhelmed by a phone call from time to time.

after lunch,

Xu Mang planned to continue to muddle along, but his former brother found him and wanted to continue his relationship with Xu Mang.

Xu Mang?

Should you be free today? Jiang Bo said with a smile: The three of us are at a nearby Internet cafe, how about having an exciting game of League of Legends?

Jiang Bo, Liu Yanhua, Wu Maoxing, brothers who used to share the same dorm with Xu Mang, but because of Xu Mang's experience against the sky, the former brothers became passers-by. The chicken soup said that brothers would not change because of their status, but they were all weird nonsense.

sure!

I'm looking for a sun hat and glasses, by the way...isn't it an Internet cafe? Xu Mang said with a smile, You guys know that I have a habit.

Know!

That's why I booked a private room! Jiang Bo laughed.

hang up the phone,

Xu Mang got up and went to the Internet cafe. Of course... he asked Professor Fan Zhilong to borrow some hats on the way.

Arrived at the Internet cafe,

Xu Mang saw the long-lost three people. In fact, Xu Mang was particularly moved by the attitude of the three of them towards him. They were still the same as before. It's all fake masks.

What?!

You...you are all from Zaun? Xu Mang looked at the three of them with horror on his face: Isn't it Ionia?

Liu Yanxing smiled: Zuan is exciting!

...

Xu Mang was silent. Although he hadn't played League of Legends for a long time, he occasionally watched the master's operations, such as standing by the side and instructing Xiaoman to play the game, and then she beat him up.

This Zaun...

It seems a little scary!

In this large area, typing speed and vocabulary determine the degree of filial piety. As the saying goes, if you have relatives on the stage of Zaan, you will come... You cannot press the Del key when playing games, because when you delete the first letter, you will Already lost a relative.

If you win, your parents may still be alive. If you lose, there is a high probability that the family tree will ascend to the heavens and spread to other relatives centered on yourself. Therefore, you need to use your hand speed and vocabulary to protect your relatives.

No matter they are passers-by or whoever they are, they are all guides on Huangquan Road.

goodbye!

Xu Mang ran away, just like running away.

...

night,

Xu Mang glanced at Xiaoman who was scrolling through Weibo, walked to the side quietly, and said cautiously, Xiaoman? Have you heard of...Zuan?

Zuan?

It seems to be the big area of ​​the League of Legends, right? Yang Xiaoman tilted his head and asked curiously: Aren't you very busy? Why... want my old lady to take you to play two games? Yes! But. ..you give me a kiss!

(*￣3(￣▽￣)jiu~

Immediately afterwards,

Xu Mang and Xiaoman started a husband and wife file - a one-night trip to Zaan, and then... accepted the baptism of the people of Zaan, and then went to Xiaoman.

Little Man?

It's eleven o'clock...you can go to sleep! Xu Mang reminded.

Don't make noise!

Solo with others! Yang Xiaoman carefully operated the mouse and keyboard.

After glancing at Xiaoman who was completely on top, Xu Mang returned to the bedroom alone. Compared with the environment during the day, in the quiet environment at this time, he suddenly had a burst of inspiration. He thought of a new exploration concept based on laser interference instruments.

only half an hour,

Xu Mang finished the preliminary construction, and the rest only needed to fill in the theory.

However,

Xu Mang never imagined that from that moment on... he was about to complete the last missing piece of the experimental verification of general relativity.

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