I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

dinner,

Xu Mang invited the team leader from above to a banquet. Of course, Yang Jian's family was also present. Originally, Xu Mang didn't want to call his father-in-law and mother-in-law, but it was Hu Feng who asked Xu Mang to call his father-in-law and mother-in-law. At first, Xu Mang didn't understand why, but...

But later, on the way to the toilet, I met my father-in-law, and I knew why.

I really want to improve!

This comrade wants to go to the next level.

It just so happened that God gave this opportunity to get close to Xu Mang, which led to the current situation. However, Xu Mang was very helpless at the time. He felt that Hu Feng would not go far, and the attitude of one of his confidants would cause trouble sooner or later.

Xu Mang didn't get in touch with the rest of the matter, anyway, that's all he wanted to know... That's all.

night,

come quietly

It came without any defense.

Xu Mang sat in front of the computer, dragging his head thinking about a question, what is basic physics? But there is one thing to say, this basic physics should not be that kind of foundation, you have already gone to college, and you are still learning the three elements of academic ability, isn't this nonsense?

Little Man?

Wife?

Honey?

The nickname came out three times, and finally Yang Xiaoman was called. With a happy smile, he threw himself into Xu Mang's arms like a swallow returning home, and asked with a smile, What's the matter, husband? Call me yes! What's the matter?

Where are the textbooks for my freshman year? Xu Mang asked helplessly, I want to see what fundamental physics is?

In fact, Xu Mang memorized all the content by relying on the memory model, but too much knowledge was piled up together, and he couldn't tell which ones belonged to the basics, and which ones belonged to advanced majors, so he needed a reference textbook. Textbooks are reassembled.

sold!

Your book was auctioned by me online, and it sold for more than 200,000 yuan. Yang Xiaoman said softly, I bought all the money for cosmetics... Don't even talk about grabbing it, especially the basics. In a physics textbook, you wrote a calculation process on one page, and it was photographed at 80,000.

Fuck!

Nima... so angry!

The anger in Xu Mang's heart,

Xiaoman is too... so good at making money. She actually sold a few broken books for 200,000 yuan. Is this the legendary fan effect? After that, do you not need to bring money when you go out by yourself?

well?

Then do I only need to bring a pen and a sticky note in the future, and I don't pay for meals, but the boss still pays me? Xu Mang asked: I just write a formula casually, such as the law of Gauss in a vacuum In the form of points, this is at least 50,000, right?

whee...

Yes! Yang Xiaoman pinched Xu Mang's prosperous beauty with both hands, rubbed it there, and said, If you are not afraid of being beaten to death, I don't care.

...

Stop rubbing it! Xu Mang said helplessly, I've noticed that you've been pinching my face lately... If something happens to such a handsome face, you'll regret it for the rest of your life. Don't pinch me in the future, pinch it. It’s broken and there’s no place to replace it.”

Not knowing which tendon was wrong, Yang Xiaoman looked at Xu Mang seriously, not moving... Finally, he slowly moved up.

(*￣︿￣)ε￣*) Baji!

Take it easy,

Xiaoman said with a smile: Honey...sometimes I keep thinking, why do I love you so much, you can tell me...that's how you look, you're so cheap, you always take advantage of your words I'm cheap, but... I'm willing to be with you.

...

That's a price to pay! Xu Mang said angrily, Look at what some people describe me on the Internet... What kind of dog licking!

at this time,

Xu Mang opened the webpage, and clicked on two URLs in the webpage collection. Both of them were posts on the school forum, and one of the posts asked why I saw Professor Xu Mang only licking dogs. Don't tell the labor and management about this like love.

Fucking bullshit! As a lady, Yang Xiaoman couldn't help swearing when she saw such a post, and said angrily, I spent all my best two years in it, he... .Is he blind? Is he a Starcraft player?

Forbidden!

Permanent ban! Yang Xiaoman said angrily: Hurry up...I know you are very skilled. I will give you a minute to give me a permanent ban on this guy!

Xu Mang shrank his head, and said cautiously: No, okay... This is no different from a Taibai cat, it has become a permission cat.

Although he said no, but he operated silently with both hands. After obtaining the management authority, he directly banned this unlucky person permanently. There is no way... This classmate, wait until you marry a wife who practices Sanda will be able to understand.

well...

Immediately afterwards,

Yang Xiaoman drove Xu Mang away, sat in front of the computer and searched the school forum wholeheartedly, and deleted all the topics about her and Xu Mang who said bad things about herself and Xu Mang.

half an hour later,

to end it all,

Yang Xiaoman pouted, turned to look at Xu Mang, and said calmly, Idiot, you seem like a normal person, don't you take it to heart at all?

No way!

When I saw these contents, I was almost not pissed off. Xu Mang frowned, and said with a serious face: I thought about it later... Maybe there is a reason, I have such a great ability, It is obviously unreasonable to marry you as a wife in the end.

words fall,

Yang Xiaoman directly pinched Xu Mang's soft waist, and said viciously, Okay... You bastard is not dead, let me ask you... Who is the second wife? Who do you plan to marry as the first wife? Two wives?

Oops!

It hurts, it hurts! Xu Mang gasped, and said helplessly, This is not my idea, this... this is my personal speculation about them, how could I be a scumbag.

in play,

Xu Mang walked into the bedroom with Xiaoman in his arms. It was late...Of course he was going to bed.

the next day,

Xu Mang got up early, and without Mother Yang, he needed to make breakfast by himself. Xiaoman liked the western style breakfast, while Xu Mang liked the Chinese style breakfast, steamed rice with soy milk and deep-fried dough sticks. He thought this was the real breakfast.

International morning news, the US Air Force is developing a long-range bomber to replace the B-52 and B-1 currently in service in the US military, code-named B-21, which refers to a new bomber in the 21st century. Start building eighty highly stealthy long-range bombers of this type.

International morning news, European countries have launched the 'Tiger Hunting' plan. The core content of this plan is to prohibit Chinese scientist Xu Mang from entering European high-tech areas, such as the European Space Agency, the European Large Hadron Collider headquarters, etc. my country proposed serious protest.

International morning news, international environmental groups in...

While frying eggs, Xu Mang listened to the sound from the TV, feeling nothing in his heart. To be honest...he didn't know about the bomber. As far as the second report was concerned, the tiger hunting plan was simply ridiculous.

It's as real as it is, if you don't go, don't go...don't come if you have the ability.

actually,

Xu Mang felt that many European and American countries were suffering from a heart disease. They didn't want Huaguo to be better than them. It would be better for Huaguo to stay behind forever and then look up to them. This was in line with their white supremacy.

However, there are also a group of people in China who are indeed hopeless. Europe and the United States are far ahead in science and technology, but they are not strong in every field. Huaguo is also ranked first in the world in many fields. Try to catch up.

well...

It seems that many people are not used to it! Xu Mang sighed, feeling that he hadn't done enough, and when he stood on the world stage more times, he would gradually get used to it, of course... light I can't do it alone.

moment,

Xu Mang came to the bedroom with bread, fried eggs, fried ham slices, and milk, and said to the lazy cat Xiaoman, Wake up...I made you breakfast.

soon,

After Xiaoman put on her clothes and trousers, she washed up with fried eggs, glanced at Xu Mang who was sitting on the bed, and said creakingly, My husband...my hand hurts, can you feed me?

In happiness and sweetness,

Yang Xiaoman finished his breakfast, then drove his own car to the company, leaving Xu Mang at home alone.

Basic physics...

Xu Mang sat in the study, dragging his head and lost in thought.

at last,

Eight fields were initially written, namely optics, electromagnetism and electrodynamics, mechanics, molecular and atomic and subatomic physics, thermal and thermodynamic statistical physics, relativistic physics, quantum mechanics, solid state physics and physical quantity measurement.

Xu Mang personally believes that this aspect covers almost all physics knowledge, including nuclear physics, particle physics, condensed matter physics, plasma physics, astrophysics, laser physics, and quantum optics, etc., covering roughly all the current physics majors. Undergraduate content.

but...

It takes a little time, but by rough calculation, the number of words exceeds ten million.

Ten million?

Sprinkle water!

Legitimate beast mode is fake?

With an outline plan, the next step is to complete it, but he needs references.

He called Fang Jun and asked the students to help him collect some physics textbooks and put them in his office. Fang Jun also knew what Xu Mang was doing recently, so he naturally agreed to the request.

After all this is done,

Xu Mang's hands started to get dirty. He searched his name on the shopping website to see if there were any pillows for sale, and bought a pillow of his own for Xiaoman.

[Professor Xu's excellent course at Fuda, price: 0.5 yuan]

[Professor Xu's Excellent Courses at Fuda University (Collection), Price: 5 Yuan]

[Professor Xu from Fuda High-quality Mathematics Course, price: 0.5 yuan]

[Professor Xu of Fuda Excellent Mathematics Course (Collection), Price: 5 yuan]

Xu Mang: Σ(`д'*ノ)ノ

Fuck!

ruthless!

One of my lessons only sells for 50 cents, the prices are soaring, and now it costs a piece to post a post, and one of my lessons only... only 50 cents!

So angry!

Which bastard cut it?

However, Xu Mang didn't intend to delve into it, but instead gave him an inspiration.

...

the next day,

Xu Mang went to the school, opened his office, and saw a stack of books piled up in the corner. After finding the basic textbook on mechanics, he flipped through it casually, and roughly understood how to compile the textbook.

let's start,

The long-lost explosive liver!

......