I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

In the middle of this month, nothing special happened. Except for the steady acquisition of the required skill points every day and the steady handing in of blank papers in each quiz, the only thing that made Xu Mang happy was that the annoying Sun Xiaoxiao was replaced. Now there is a girl next to her.

Lin Ling,

She looks average, her grades are average, her figure is average, and even her name is average, but it is rare for her to have a good chat with Xu Mang. It's just that this beautiful time is too short, and Lin Ling has gradually drifted away.

After all... Lin Ling felt that illiteracy was contagious.

Now it's history class, and Mr. Huang Qidong Huang is talking about the historical changes and the events that shook history at that time. The speech is quite vivid, and everyone except Mang is listening very carefully.

Teacher Huang also took an attitude of ignoring the only weird thing in this class, anyway, don't make trouble in class, just do what you like.

at this time,

Xu Mang was not sleeping, but was studying his own skills. In these days, Xu Mang had acquired a dozen or so skills. Except for language, foreign affairs, history and geography, the other skills were a little weak and crazy.

Host - Xu Mang

Virtue: Level 1

Knowledge: Level 1

Body: Level 1

Beauty: Level 1

Law: Level 1

Upgrade card*13

English skills = 1020

Language skills=1170

Math Skills = 1200

...

Eating Red Heart Eggs in Sugar Water Skill=60

Eating snacks skill in class = 130

Secretly playing mobile phone skills in class = 600

Looking at the above eleven or twelve skills, Xu Mang's heart was broken. After subtracting the six basic needs, there were only a few of the remaining five or six skills that could be used. For example, this one secretly played with the phone in class Skill.

Pay 50 skill points in exchange for a class of Glory of the King bronze match, and the winning rate is 50%, which is really amazing!

The reason why the winning rate is so high, Xu Mang has thought about it, first of all, playing Glory of the King during class time, the first to be passed are primary school students, and secondly, those boring master nerds have a very high probability of appearing. Two factors have created Xu Mang's history. The most powerful winning rate.

self-study at noon,

Xu Mang took out a book bought from a local stall from his school bag. It was not an online novel, but was closely related to learning. The title of the book was The Purest Happiness--Learning.

Learning can also make people happy?

Xu Mang couldn't help but put a question mark in his heart. Although he was a cancer student who was worse than a scumbag, he didn't hinder him from observing others. In the past two years, Xu Mang had observed many tragedies in his studies. , finally came to the conclusion that learning makes people sad.

Why?

First of all, the top students are studying. Although every top student is a leader in the field of study, they are also the best at the tip of the horns. Xu Mang saw with his own eyes that a top student suffered from depression because he couldn't solve a certain problem. disease.

It was only later that Xu Mang found out that the question was a typographical error... resulting in no solution. It had to be said that this was a human tragedy.

The second is the students. They are ecstatic because they understand a certain type of topic, and they are depressed because they don’t know anything about a certain type of topic. Under these two extreme emotions, the students go far... Those who persist are a group of walking dead.

at last,

The low horse in the field of learning, Hollywood's epic disaster movie!

hapiness?

I want to see how happy I am.

Xu Mang opened the book. The first page was the title page, which contained the author's inner thoughts. Moreover, the author knew him and had published many books in many fields. He was called Anonymous.

soon,

Xu Mang fell asleep...

When he woke up, looking at The Purest Happiness-Learning in his hand,

I don't know if I will be happy soon, but the effect of hypnosis is very good!

well...

It's a pity for my five yuan. Xu Mang sighed, feeling sad for his pocket money.

well?

Where's the person? When Xu Mang's consciousness gradually returned to normal, he realized that there was no one in the classroom. He glanced at the clock hanging on the blackboard, and it was already eleven fifty-five.

Depend on!

Xu Mang was so angry, there were so many classmates in the class, and he didn't wake himself up to eat alone. Isn't this group of people too utilitarian?

There are still five minutes to go to self-study, and it must be too late to eat. Xu Mang came to the school's canteen, bought a piece of bread and a box of bright milk, and on the way back, he watched the high school freshman play basketball while eating. own lunch.

It's so damn good,

Met the student council members.

No eating while walking!

Give me your school badge.

A boy blocked Xu Mang's way and said with a righteous face.

???

Xu Mang froze for a moment, then asked confusedly, Student... Are you a freshman in high school? You don't even know me?

Who are you? the student union member asked curiously.

It seems that you are indeed a freshman in high school. Xu Mang sighed, and silently took out the 'dog tag' issued by the school from his pocket, handed it to the new member of the student union, and said, Look for yourself!

If you don't have a school card, you will be deducted another point!

I...

After eating a cheap lunch, he was deducted 3 points. The more Xu Mang thought about it, the more he felt wronged. This point is very precious, and there are only 12 points in a semester. , I will take three days to go to school to study the school rules.

The so-called study of school rules means copying school rules as a punishment. Copying from morning to afternoon is very boring and boring. After Xu Mang entered this school with arrogance, he copied more school rules than he wrote homework.

Remember you, boy!

Xu Mang hated the so-called student union members very much. In his eyes, the so-called student union was bullshit, especially some students who held important positions in the student union. They didn't even know their own mothers. They hadn't entered the society yet. An official sickness.

certainly,

Being a member of the student union in this school is also very risky. Most of the male student union members have been beaten by someone on the way out of school. There is no surveillance video, no evidence, and some are just spiritual with physical scars.

It is unknown who the murderer is, the victim only remembers the sacks falling from the sky, and the rainstorm of punches and kicks...

He stepped into the classroom at the last second, but his butt hadn't warmed up the chair yet. Xu Mang heard the news that a top student was about to transfer to this school. From what they said, it seemed that this top student was no small matter.

A bunch of idiots who have never seen the world...

Xu Mang's face was full of contempt. He was just a top student who transferred to another school. He thought there was big news, such as the headmaster being arrested for corruption... It's sick to spread such a trivial matter!

afternoon,

Xu Mang was still sleeping. As usual, when he was about to go home after night self-study, he noticed something. The bucket of the water dispenser behind him was almost out of water.

In addition to his identity as a cancer student in his class, Xu Mang also has another identity, that is, a mechanic, full name: water dispenser administrator and porter of nature.

Time to get a bucket of water...

Keeping his glorious mission in mind, Xu Mang went to the back office of the school. Usually, getting water from the back office requires a water ticket, and the water ticket is usually paid by the class fee. It is the same for any class, including Xu Mang's class, but... .

After Xu Mang became the captain of the class, this rule was ruthlessly broken.

The teacher in charge of logistics was an old man with a little forgetfulness, so he would put the spare key of the office in a certain flower pot in case he forgot to bring the key, but unfortunately Xu Mang found out.

steal?

No, no, no... Xu Mang didn't think it was stealing. To be fair, his contribution to the logistics department was much more than moving a few buckets of water.

In school, the school card is also used as a meal card, and it costs 30 yuan to reissue a meal card if it is lost. Xu Mang has reissued one or two meal cards every week since he entered school. It can be said that since Xu Mang Arrived, the logistics department began to make a profit.

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