I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

December 8,

Xu Mang boarded the plane to Sweden. This time he missed the appointment again. He originally wanted to complete the mission assigned by the space agency and go back to Shanghai to spend a few days with Xiaoman, but he never expected that there would be so many things. .

Wife...

Actually, you don't need to accompany me. Xu Mang glanced at Xiaoman who was sitting beside him, and said helplessly, You are usually so busy with work...you still take time to accompany me to Sweden to present awards, I...I really I'm ashamed of you, if it wasn't for the fact that the cabin door couldn't be opened, I would have jumped down and killed myself.

...

snort!

Pick up the nice one now? Yang Xiaoman pouted and said angrily, Fortunately, uncle called me and told me that you are not going back to Shanghai, otherwise... I wouldn't even know you are pretty. Flying to Sweden, you bastard...you've been lying to me all day.

Xu Mang smiled awkwardly. Through the window, he saw the scene of thousands of miles of clouds outside the plane. Suddenly Xu Mang lost all motivation. He asked himself again...what was all this for?

truth?

Sea of ​​stars?

A dream of great power revival?

well?

Do you want ice cream? Yang Xiaoman flipped through the first-class snack list, frowned and said, Actually, I really want to eat it, but I am worried that I will get fat... If you get fat, you must be a big idiot. will laugh at me, and then I'll beat you up.

never mind...

Don't you like Haagen-Dazs very much? Then come to Haagen-Dazs with chocolate. Yang Xiaoman said a lot to himself, then pressed the service button, and the stewardess rushed forward and said: Give us a piece of Haagen-Dazs, chocolate flavor...Can I have a big bowl?

Xu Mang looked at Xiaoman, looked at the short and flat woman beside him, until Xiaoman handed the ice cream to his hand, and the coldness from his palm brought him back to his senses.

What's wrong?

Why are you in a daze all of a sudden? Yang Xiaoman glanced at it, and said calmly: Eat it quickly, and then take a good rest. I heard that uncle said that you are very tired recently. I brought you melatonin. When the time comes, you can take melatonin. One.

Xu Mang didn't speak, and took Xiaoman's thin hand with his free hand. Although he was an old couple, Yang Xiaoman's heart trembled and he looked at him curiously.

Little Man...

Thank you for always being by my side.

Xu Mang suddenly said softly, By the way, I owe you a confession all the time, right?

Hearing Xu Mang's words,

Yang Xiaoman was so angry that he only gritted his teeth, and said angrily: You still have the nerve to mention it? How long have I been waiting for your confession? How long has it been since we were together, you heartless thing, never confessed to me.

Ahem...

I'm so thin-skinned... I can't say that kind of thing. Xu Mang smiled wryly, Anyway... I will give you the most vivid picture in your life, really... Xiaoman, I am seriously.

Yang Xiaoman opened his mouth, but finally did not speak, sighed and said: Forget it...you are similar to my dad, you have never said 'I love you' to my mom, you men are really speechless, God is not afraid I am not afraid of the earth, but I am afraid of saying 'I love you' to my lover, is it so difficult to say it?

Sudden,

Yang Xiaoman held Xu Mang's cheeks and said solemnly, Say! Tell me...I love you!

...

I...

I... Xu Mang opened his mouth. No matter how hard he tried, he couldn't say these three words. It was too difficult...it was simply too difficult. He would rather solve the BSD conjecture than say these three words. .

Yang Xiaoman was so angry, she gave Xu Mang a hard look, and said seriously, Idiot...do you have another woman in your heart? Otherwise...why didn't you say 'I love you' to me? words? If not...then why are these three words so difficult to say?

Xu Mang thought for a while, looked at the beautiful face in front of him, and said calmly: Some people understate these three words, and some people spend their whole lives. If you say too much, you will get bored, and if you hear too much, you will get bored. In fact, these three words Anyone can say that...

Little Man...

I prefer to prove it with actions, rather than simple three words. Xu Mang sighed through the window: Don't force me anymore...

suddenly,

Yang Xiaoman's heart melted, and it completely melted in Xu Mang's words. If it wasn't for being on the plane, she would have hugged Xu Mang's head and kissed him to death!

Yang Xiaoman stared at Xu Mang with big watery eyes, and said tenderly, Husband...I love you!

Xu Mang: o(￣▽￣)d

hey-hey,

It's over again!

Have no idea,

Really... I can't say it.

soon,

Yang Xiaoman fell asleep. After all, she was very tired during this time. Managing two companies made her a little exhausted. Seeing her sleeping soundly, Xu Mang was fascinated for a while. He used to be a man out of vulgar interests. , but as time went by, she finally couldn't escape the rouge red dust.

Xiao Li!

Give me the notebook. Xu Mang said to a young woman next door, Is the battery fully charged?

ah?

Oh... it's full! The young woman hurriedly took out the notebook, got up and handed it to Xu Mang. When she returned to her seat, she couldn't help but asked curiously: Professor Xu...what do you want? Working?

Um!

Xu Mang turned on the computer, answered absently, and began to write the 700,000 program codes for the crane landing in the sky.

[Trigger task: become stronger]

[Explanation: After writing 700,000 pieces of program code, the young man...can become stronger only when he becomes bald! 】

[Reward: Upgrade Card*25]

Xu Mang:? ? ?

Snapped!

Xu Mang was so frightened that he hurriedly closed his notebook. I... What did I see just now? After writing 700,000 pieces of program code, will... become bald?

Fuck!

No one told me this.. this thing!

Professor Xu?

You... what's wrong with you? Seeing Xu Mang's terrified expression, Xiao Li couldn't help but get nervous, and said, You... did you encounter any trouble? Did I forget to charge it? Xu Mang Professor, I'm sorry... I... I'm obviously plugged in.

...

The laptop has power. Xu Mang smiled awkwardly, Forget it...you are still a postdoctoral fellow, so you don't understand my sadness.

Xiao Li was speechless for a while. Even academicians of the Academy of Sciences would not say such things to him. After all, he has led many major scientific research projects. However... Facing Professor Xu Mang, it seems that this point of his Achievements are not on the table at all.

Ahem...

Yes, yes. Xiao Li smiled wryly, By the way, Professor Xu, don't you take a break?

ah?

Oh... Xu Mang yelled, took out a blindfold from his side, and said calmly, Call me when you get off the plane.

Um!

...

for a long time,

The plane landed at the Swedish airport. With the assistance of the embassy, ​​Xu Mang and his party finally arrived at the hotel. However, they never expected that the hotel was still owned by Xiaoman's family. However, Xu Mang was used to it. Anyway, which one in the world would he live in? The hotels all belong to Xiaoman's family.

Fool?

Um?

I want to eat yellowberry parfait... Sitting on the bed, Yang Xiaoman couldn't help leaning towards him, and said softly, Can you help me buy a yellowberry parfait?

You're so fat, you still eat yellowberry parfait? Xu Mang said angrily, You won't die of fat!

Yang Xiaoman: (#￣～￣#)

Although...

The words are true, but they sound disturbing.

When you come to a strange country, the most direct and easiest way to get to know the country is through the local cuisine. Sweden is located close to the coast, so there are many seafood products here, such as salmon, sea bass, and bamboo sticks. fish etc.

seafood...

Can not eat too much, eat too much prone to skin allergies.

The most important dish in Sweden is Swedish meatballs, which are even more inedible. If you eat too much, your body will lose shape. After thinking about it... I chose one of the Swedish desserts, the yellowberry parfait.

pity,

This big bastard won't buy it.

What are you doing? Yang Xiaoman glanced at Xu Mang, and asked curiously, Writing code?

Um!

The 700,000 program codes for the landing of the sky crane. Xu Mang said seriously, I want to write out one by one, and then conduct related simulation experiments.

Seven... seven hundred thousand codes? Yang Xiaoman was startled, glanced at Xu Mang's thick hair, and said, What should you do if you're bald? If you become bald, I'll divorce you, old lady! I don't want my future children to be bald.

...

Don't make trouble! Xu Mang said with a dark face: It's not that I haven't written code before, it's just that this time there are more.

Of course Yang Xiaoman was joking, and took advantage of the opportunity to get into Xu Mang's arms. The posture of the two of them was rather strange. The violent airport put his arms on Xu Mang's neck, and the whole person hung on it, while Xu Mang tapped seriously. Looking at the keyboard, turning a blind eye to this mischievous little goblin.

But just for a minute,

A faint red glow appeared on Xiaoman's pretty face, and she leaned into Xu Mang's ear, and said angrily, Big villain!

Xu Mang: (ノへ￣,)

well,

young man,

You have fallen!

Although it was daytime, the daytime couldn't stop what was going to happen to the two of them, maybe... this was the young man.

young people,

Just a desperate impulse!

two hours later,

Yang Xiaoman was lying on the bed flicking her phone, and suddenly saw a piece of news, which made her blushing face even more rosy, which was entirely the result of anger.

The Swedish TV official website published a report on the upcoming Nobel Prize Ceremony the day after tomorrow. Originally, this was not a big deal, but the headline was irritating, The Nobel Journey of Ten Geniuses and a Clown.

What's the meaning?

Why is my husband's picture on it?

What about the rest?

Yang Xiaoman endured strong nausea, clicked on this report, and it exploded in an instant.

Damn it!

He...they are really bullying! Yang Xiaoman said angrily, My husband... let's go back!

Xu Mang:? ? ?

this...

What's wrong?

Going back all of a sudden?

However,

When Xu Mang saw this report, he couldn't help but fell into silence. He had to say...In recent years, Western reports have been full of extreme ignorance and prejudice, but what we saw today Such undisguised, slanderous and insulting reports are almost unheard of.

fraud?

clown?

robber?

Xu Mang smiled bitterly, and said calmly, Xiaoman...do you know which two countries Europa is made of?

ah?

Which two countries? Yang Xiaoman frowned: Developed and very developed?

No!

Europa is made up of these two types of countries. One is a small country, and the other is a country that doesn't know that it is a small country. Xu Mang smiled: I want to change my strategy. I have been focusing on the United States and ignoring the Europa continent.

words fall,

Xu Mang looked at Xiaoman, and said seriously: Go back a few days later, I will sweep the whole of Europa!

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