I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

Saturday afternoon,

Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman came to an Internet cafe in the city center. The boss was a 27-year-old bald man who had a good relationship with Xu Mang. By the way... the boss had five years of experience as a programmer .

Compared with the ordinary Wulian black private rooms, the top five black private rooms here are quieter, more comfortable and more secluded.

you...

Are you kidding? Yang Xiaoman asked in surprise.

What are you kidding? Xu Mang said solemnly, He started writing software when he was 20 years old, and has been working as a programmer for four or five years. When others look at his hairstyle, they will know that he is a senior programmer in the industry!

Yang Xiaoman was speechless, but it made sense.

Subsequently,

Double row starts.

Originally, Xu Mang thought that with this arrangement of his, he would stay up until midnight in peace, but he was wrong, very wrong. When Yang Xiaoman touched the mouse and keyboard, he immediately transformed into the Queen of Wrath.

Four against one, and my old lady killed two. Yang Xiaoman skillfully manipulated his hero, cursing: Can you guys know how to play?

Xu Mang was stunned, why did she look so irritable when she played games.

However,

Xu Mang was in a daze, and his team lost the team battle, because Xu Mang was playing with meat.

Snapped!

Yang Xiaoman threw the earphones directly on the table, stared at Xu Mang angrily and shouted, What were you doing during the team battle? I don't know what position you are playing in? Next time I start a team, I will go shopping for my old lady. If you don’t believe me, I will kill you now?!”

ah?

Okay, okay! Xu Mang shrank his head, this game successfully drove a girl crazy.

Then...

The tragedy has just begun.

I asked you to insert eyes in the river, where did you insert them for my old lady?

Zoom in and zoom out! What? You gave my old lady an empty space?!

Turn back and Q him, turn back! Turn back! You idiot, turn back! Use skills! Release skills! Do you understand the release of skills? Have you eaten the Q key?!

In just one hour,

Xu Mang felt that he had spent a century. It was just a voice when he opened the black screen before, but now it's really different after being in the scene.

You hang up.

What's the use of you! Yang Xiaoman yelled at Xu Mang.

oh...

Xu Mang went back to the city and then hung up the phone.

At this time,

He was sleepy.

[League of Legends skills detected, League of Legends skills have been unlocked]

League of Legends Skill +1

League of Legends Skill +1

League of Legends Skill +1

well?

Finally, I don't have to be scolded!

Xu Mang felt that he had hope in his life.

Happens

The situation is a little tense.

System, how many skill points do you need to win this match?

[Recognized by the system, the exchange value for winning this match: 10 (League of Legends skill)]

so little?

This is the Plastic Bureau, right?

Xu Mang glanced at Yang Xiaoman's record, 21 kills, 10 assists and 2 deaths... It can be confirmed that it is really a plastic game.

Finally saved ten skill points,

Xu Mang came out of the mountain.

I am coming!

Watch me save the world! Xu Mang started his performance.

pity,

One minute into the performance, Yang Xiaoman was furious.

ah!!!

You big idiot!

You stole my old lady's five kills! Yang Xiaoman grabbed Xu Mang's neck and shook wildly: My old lady, I'm going to fight you hard today!

certainly,

This is a joke.

Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman successfully won this round, and then started to line up for the next round, but... Yang Xiaoman was a little irritable.

You play support!

ah?

Ah what, do you hear me playing assistant?!

oh...

Xu Mang chose a support, and Yang Xiaoman chose an ADC.

hang up,

sleep,

save the world!

System, how many skill points do you need to win this match?

[Recognized by the system, the exchange value for winning this match: 10 (League of Legends skill)]

Xu Mang came out of the mountain again.

well?

You play really well as an assistant! Yang Xiaoman looked at Xu Mang with a look of horror, You were born to be a nanny?

Just now,

Xu Mang brought Yang Xiaoman back from the brink of death with a limit increase of blood. Yang Xiaoman was very surprised by this limit operation.

hehe!

I'm so good at more than that!

As soon as the voice fell,

Xu Mang successfully snatched a head from Yang Xiaoman's hand.

...

...

Xu Mang smiled awkwardly: I said I was not careful, do you believe it?

Yang Xiaoman just glared at it, and didn't take it seriously, after all, those who play support are human beings, and they also need to develop.

pity,

she was wrong...

Once again snatched the head from Yang Xiaoman,

The third time he snatched the head from Yang Xiaoman,

the fourth time,

the fifth time...

After that, the scene was a little bloody.

well!

I...then what... Yang Xiaoman suddenly said shyly: Can you tell the boss to change the mouse for me, this mouse... seems to be broken by me.

Wait a minute and don't go!

Let him replace it with a Cherry green switch keyboard. Yang Xiaoman continued, By the way, you can go buy some KFC!

...

night,

Xu Mang brought an angry Yang Xiaoman to the movie theater. At this time, there were a large number of Marvel fans waiting for the premiere to start. They went in and bought a large bucket of popcorn and two super-sized Cokes. I don't know if it was intentional or not. Yes, the two are in the corner.

well?

Shouldn't you choose the middle? Xu Mang was particularly uncomfortable sitting in the corner, and asked Yang Xiaoman curiously, Why did you choose such a side seat?

Do you think I don't want to choose the right one? Yang Xiaoman said angrily: These fans of Marvel are crazy...I clicked in and got stuck, and the result was only this kind of position.

Too,

After all, Avengers 4.

The movie was very exciting, as expected of a big factory. When Xu Mang was enjoying watching it, he found that Yang Xiaoman had fallen asleep. Didn't she ask him to watch the movie? How did you fall asleep?

Xu Mang took off his coat, covered him in the violent airport, and continued watching the movie.

half past three,

The movie ends.

Xu Mang finished watching the whole plot with a touch of emotion, glanced at Yang Xiaoman who was still sleeping beside him, and could only silently leave the movie theater with the airport on his back, and went to the hotel to get a single room.

With a smile on his face at the front desk, he walked towards the elevator.

start to sleep,

Sleep in the same bed, with a quilt.

only...

After Xu Mang took a shower, he covered himself with a quilt, and Yang Xiaoman lay on the bedside, sound asleep.

no way,

If one person wants to sleep well, the other person needs to pay the price.

Xu Mang chose to enjoy it by himself and let the violent airport freeze. Anyway, she is in good physical fitness after practicing Sanda, so it doesn't hurt to be frozen.

early morning,

Yang Xiaoman opened his eyes, and found himself in a strange room, and judging from the decoration style, it was definitely a hotel.

hotel?

Hehe... Beast!

Yang Xiaoman was a little secretly happy, but this joy did not last long, she found that...

Yang Xiaoman: Σ(°△°|||)︴

well? !

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