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Fugaku's face turned red, Ino Shikacho buried his head and resisted the urge to raise the corners of his mouth, while Tatsuma's face was speechless. He suddenly wanted to introduce Fugaku to the men's department of Konoha Hospital, but it seemed... a bit too much.

Uchiha Takuno's face was calm, as if he was a raincoat after the wind and rain. He continued his topic and said: If Fugaku's heir can become your disciple, the cooperation between Uchiha and the village will You can also live worry-free for decades longer.”

'Besides, if you don't become a disciple of Hokage, how can you be qualified to reach the position of Hokage? ’

Uchiha Taku added in his mind, Tatsuma tried to remain calm and said: It's really too early to say this now, and the cooperation between the village and Uchiha will not change because of this.

‘Yes, yes, that’s what I said. ’

Uchiha Taku didn't believe a word of Tatsuma's words. Apart from the blood relationship, the strongest thing in the ninja world was the master-disciple inheritance.

Tatsuma saw Uchiha Taku's still determined eyes, and understood that he would not give up easily. Thinking of this, Tatsuma helplessly used his words to deal with Sarutobi Hiruzen, and said:

Actually, I have taken a fancy to a child of the Uchiha clan. If I have the chance, I would rather become his teacher.

who?

Uchiha Taku frowned, but quickly relaxed. Although it was not his grandson or granddaughter who became Qiansakamoto Tatsuma's disciple, as long as it was an Uchiha, it was good news. He asked:

Is it the cousin of the Tianfeng family, the child named Obito?

When he thought of Uchiha Obito, Uchiha Taku's brows furrowed again. Obito's level of talent was even worse than that of Tianfeng back then. Tianfeng just opened his eyes a little late, but his other talents were still very good. of.

But the shame of Obito Uchiha! But if Tatsuma is willing to show his friendship with his teammates and accept him as his disciple, even if he becomes a mascot, that would actually be good.

Moreover, the mascot will not pose a threat to Fugaku or Fugaku's future children, so it is also a good choice.

But Tatsuma shook his head and said, It's a child named Shisui. He is a descendant of Lord Kagami.

Descendants of Kagami Uchiha. Thinking of Kagami's son who had no ninja talent, Uchiha Taku's expression did not change, but he turned to look at Fugaku, who was still blushing and ashamed, and said:

Tomorrow you arrange for people to move Shisui's family to the place closest to the Senju clan. If there is no property there, buy one for their family.

.Yes, father.

Fugaku nodded. In fact, he didn't remember what his father told him. He was still struggling with what his father said he only had three to five minutes. Why was his father so sure? Could it be that the father himself

Tatsuma quickly raised his hand to stop him and said, That doesn't have to be the case. I do like Shisui, but he is only over two years old. It is not a good thing for him to learn from me too early.

And now he often goes to my house to play, which is slowly developing his interest. If the Fugaku clan leader is willing, he can help them as much as possible to avoid the embarrassment in life.

Mmm Good.

Fugaku agreed in an extremely perfunctory manner, and after being deep in his own thoughts, Uchiha Taku slapped him on the thigh, waking Fugaku up, and stressed: Treat Shisui's family well, do you understand?

clear!

Fugaku agreed loudly while rubbing his thighs, and then the next second, he thought of another thing.

After my father's slap, my thigh might be bruised for a few days, and it must be red and swollen now. How should I explain to my newlywed wife why there are other people's fingerprints on my leg when I get back to the room? this matter.

Also, with such a heavy palm, it won’t affect my performance tonight, right?

Seeing that Fugaku was wandering again, Tatsuma knew that Fugaku couldn't think about anything today, and it would be impolite for him to stay any longer. He finished the tea in the cup and looked at the three of them.

Lu Yuan nodded, raised his cup of tea, and drank it with his head raised. Tatsuma then looked at Uchiha Taku and Uchiha Fugaku and said: As for the cooperation, let's settle it now, and we won't do it anymore. excuse me.

I wish Chief Fugaku that he will have more wealth and a son soon.

well!

Fugaku nodded. Tatsuma always spoke well when he grew up. How did he say such things as Who can pee farther?

Uchiha Taku obviously wanted to say something else, but when he saw that his son was about to get up to see off the guests, he could only sigh and get up to see off the guests together.

Tsk~hahaha~

After leaving the Uchiha clan, the four of them walked for a while in silence. Yamanaka Yingzhong couldn't help laughing, and then the four of them laughed together. No man could resist the joke about sex.

Lu Yuan wiped the tears that overflowed from the corner of his eyes, patted Tatsuma, and said with a pun: Tatsuma has really grown up.

If Jiraiya were here, he would definitely tell Shikahara that Tatsuma had grown up a long time ago and understood better than many adults ten years ago, but he didn't know which hot spring he was in now.

Tatsuma smiled and shook his head, and did not continue the topic. After all, he was an LSP, so it was okay to know about it. It didn't matter if others knew about it, but there was no need to bring it up for discussion.

Lu Yuan accepted the offer and asked, By the way, what are you going to order in return for Uchiha's gift?

Return gift?

Tatsuma looked at his empty hands, a little confused, and Lu Yuan explained: A great ninja like this will not return a specific gift in return. I believe the gift book has been sent to your home.

Seeing that Tatsuma still didn't understand, Yamanaka Yingzhong also explained: It's like a magazine that recommends good things, a booklet with various things on it, and an order letter.

You choose what you want, fill in the number in the order letter and send it, and the return gift will be sent. Generally, the family return gift book is to choose one type, like Uchiha, there are three, five or seven kinds, or you can Feel free to fill in.

Of course, if you are filling it out by yourself, it is best to fill in three, five, or seven types. Don’t choose even numbers, and don’t choose nine.

Chenma suddenly realized it, and then said: Isn't that very expensive? Isn't marriage a means of making money?

That's for ordinary people. If you are as rich as Uchiha, you won't mind spending a sum of money to make yourself happy.

Yamanaka Yingzhong patted Tatsuma on the shoulder, and then said: I plan to choose five vases. Do you know what I mean?

Tatsuma twitched the corners of his mouth, but nodded and said, I understand.

Wuduohua. The opening of Yamanaka Yingzhong directly wiped out the results of Haiyi's two years of hard work. However, Haiyi still has a long time to go before he ascends to the throne. It would be good to make friends with Yamanaka Yingzhong, that is.

It takes some imagination. After all, you can't just make five flowers. With the picky eyes of the Yamanaka family, it is best to have something unprecedented, or even a similar variety that cannot be found.

As for whether they are beautiful or not, the Shanzhong people's aesthetic appreciation of flowers has surpassed the general public. They can see beauty in any strange-shaped flower. What they want is strange flowers, not expensive ones.

At this time, the four of them also reached a fork in the road. After parting, Tatsuma did not continue walking. Instead, he directly used the Flying Thunder God to return to the Senju Clan. As soon as he returned home, he found that there were several uninvited guests in his house.

Tsunade, Naoki, and Shizune were arguing around a magazine, and even Noonoyu was making suggestions.

Seeing Tatsuma coming back, Tsunade said: You're back? Uchiha's return gift book was sent over. I saw that you didn't need anything, so I helped you pick it up. Is that okay?

no problem.

Chenma glanced at the magazine that several people were fighting over, and saw a little bit of the content on it, but he was not very interested.

Naoki was vying for ninja tools produced by Uchiha, Shizune wanted ninja tools co-branded by a famous toy company in Damingfu, and as for Tsunade, she wanted to pick the most expensive ones, regardless of whether they were useful or not.

Tatsuma walked to the kitchen and took a few boxes of ice cream from the refrigerator to share with them. Then he ate the ice cream and listened to their noise. This scene was unique in his family. At first, Tatsuma thought it was very interesting.

But after listening to it for a few minutes, he just felt it was noisy, so he finished his ice cream and went directly to the study to read.

“Tuk-tuk-tuk~”

At dinner time, Nonou knocked on the door. Tatsuma put down the ninjutsu scroll and said, Please come in.

Nonoyu pushed the door open and came in and said: The meal is ready next door, you can go there at any time. By the way, there is one last option to return the gift. Teacher Tsunade said to leave it to you. After all, you have also come forward, you want What?

Tatsuma stood up, shook his head, and said: What I want, Uchiha can't provide you with the gift you like?

Nonoyu was stunned for a moment, then got a little excited, and nodded very cautiously. Upon seeing this, Tatsuma said, Then help me choose. You can take it back when the time comes. If it's inconvenient, you can leave it here.

.good.

Tatsuma really likes being generous to others. Without spending a penny, you can get at least a favor. Who wouldn't like this kind of thing?

After rubbing his stomach, Tatsuma called out to Nonou, who was also in a state of fugue, and said: Let's go over now. We haven't eaten enough at noon, so we are already hungry.

good.

Nonoyu hurriedly left Tatsuma's study. Although Tatsuma's study did not have special protection, Nonoyu would not stay too long. She still understood this sense of propriety.

When they came to the next door, Tsunade, Shizune and Naoki were all talking about how good the gifts they picked were, and they must be better than those picked by the other two.

It was no different from the topic in the afternoon, except that the location was moved from Tatsuma's house to Tsunade's house next door.

Tatsuma, have you picked out your gift?

Tsunade asked, Tatsuma nodded and hummed, Tsunade asked again: Is that useful? Or is it expensive?

Satisfactory.

Tatsuma didn't know what Nonoyu would choose, so he just said perfunctorily.

Three days later, Tatsuma was holding a long-haired kitten that looked like a dog, and fell into deep thought.

Why would Uchiha give something like this as a gift? !