I established Kua Kua Cult in Naruto

There is a big difference between cats and dogs, that is, after they come to a new family and meet a new owner, the way they get to know the owner is extremely different.

If it is a gentle owner, in the eyes of the dog, it is like a father-like god. It will get close to him and become his best partner, while the cat will feel that it has met a weak and easy to bully servant.

If there is a ferocious owner, in the eyes of the dog, it is like a god like a strict father. It will approach in awe and become his most loyal slave, while the cat will feel that it has met an untamable servant.

And if it's someone like Tatsuma who exudes the smell of terror engraved in their genes, the dog will generally choose not to get close.

During the conversation between Tatsuma and Kyuubi, he once said that he had no friends from the Inuzuka clan. This was not a lie to Kyuubi, but a fact. No dog from the Inuzuka family dared to get close to Tatsuma.

And the dog's fear of him continues to deepen with the proliferation of the sacred tree cells in the body. For example, her companion Inuzuka Claw, she and her black pill, can even get along with Kushina, but cannot get along with her. Tatsuma gets along well.

But for cats, it seems that they are unwilling to give in even to the fear in their genes, Tatsuma Sakamoto? He's just a wild and untamable shit shoveler.

Tatsuma was lying on the sofa, his head resting on the armrest, and the cat was currently crawling on the armrest, launching various attacks against Tatsuma's bird's nest-like hair.

Sometimes it pounces and bites Tatsuma's hair, performing a death roll, and sometimes it looks like licking, trying to straighten Tatsuma's hair that cannot be combed with any comb. After finding that it cannot be straightened, he will lose his temper again, The pounces and death rolls continued.

Tatsuma looked helpless at this moment. In fact, he was very resistant just now. People always subconsciously resist the touch of others, especially Tatsuma. He is also a very sensitive person.

The cat hasn't even touched him, but just being close will make him stressed, with his body hair exploding and goosebumps and itching spreading all over his body.

Tatsuma pushed the kitten away again and again, but it always pounced back very stubbornly until Tatsuma gave up the struggle.

Enjoying the kitten's head massage, Tatsuma looked at what he would never have looked at in the past. In his eyes, it was an idle book, a ninja cat care manual based on Uchiha's experience.

From feeding, making a nest, shoveling poop, to contacting, stroking, and cultivating tacit understanding, to guiding ninja cats to refine and use chakra, sign psychic contracts, and cooperate in combat, it is explained in great detail, even better than what is taught to human children in ninja schools. Zai’s textbook should be more detailed.

As a very wealthy ninja clan, Uchiha was not irresponsible and just sent a ninja cat cub. Other necessary supplies were also all-inclusive, and there was even a commissioned feeding service for the ninja during the trip.

However, Tatsuma seems to be the first non-Uchiha to enjoy these benefits, because I have never heard of anyone else getting an Uchiha ninja cat. After all, Uchiha ninja cats are not bred by them, but between them and ninja cats. It was obtained through the cooperation of the cat group.

Looking at the maintenance process in the manual that was much more delicate than his own life, Tatsuma rolled his eyes. Isn't it necessary to hire a single person to take care of the ninja cat?

He turned his head slightly and looked at the ninja cat who noticed Tatsuma's movements and retreated slightly. Then Tatsuma said: You are a ninja cat. You should know how to live independently. If you want to eat cat food, you can pour it yourself. Use the cat. How about shoveling the sand yourself?

Meow~

The kitten meowed, then lowered its front body, rocked its butt back and forth, and pounced again, hitting Tatsuma's hair with another death roll.

Tatsuma took the kitten out of his hair like he was holding a water bottle. He ignored the kitten that was struggling in his hands and meowing, and said, Why don't we change the owner?

After saying that, Tatsuma threw the kitten to the other end of the sofa. As a descendant of ninja cats, the kitten had excellent balance. It landed on all fours, and then hit its big head on the sofa. The kitten was so angry that it scratched it several times. sofa, and then attacked Tatsuma's toes.

Didn't you say you have to sleep sixteen hours a day? Why are you so excited?

Tatsuma got rid of the kitten's bite, sat up, put his fingers on the back of the kitten's neck, pressed it against the sofa, and then let go. The unconvinced kitten jumped and bit, trying to bite Tatsuma's hand. .

Tatsuma raised his hand slightly, and the kitten fell into Tatsuma's sleeve. It didn't come out, but moved forward bravely. The itch made Tatsuma perform an electric dance, and he finally managed to pull the kitten back out. come out.

At this time, the kitten may also feel that it has been defeated many times and is a little embarrassed. After being abandoned by Tatsuma, it slipped to the legs of the sofa and started sharpening its claws.

Tatsuma sighed and walked towards the cat food, cat litter and other items sent by Uchiha, and said: Let me get you some food first. You can take it with you honestly, and I will change your owner as soon as possible.

In the maintenance advice given by Uchiha, cat food should be carefully calculated according to the kitten's age, weight and amount of exercise before determining the feeding amount, but Tatsuma chose to fill the bowl with goat's milk.

Then comes the cat litter, filled to the brim! It's not his money that was spent anyway.

Then Tatsuma, who was about to leave, watched the kitten walk to the cat food and smell it, then walked to the goat milk and sniffed it, and finally crawled into the cat litter box, purred, and turned into an excavator. took a bite of the cat litter.

Tatsuma looked at the kitten who finally realized something was wrong and kept shaking his head. He finally understood why among the supplies sent by Uchiha, there was a diaper marked with kitten urine.

Recalling the maintenance manual, Chenma looked at the cat litter that had been dumped on the floor, and suddenly felt that the cat litter was not full, maybe it was a warm reminder, rather than a money-saving tip.

After finding the diaper and burying it in the cat litter, Tatsuma swept the floor again. At this time, the kitten sniffed and finally realized that the cat litter was its toilet, so it took a dip to mark its territory.

Later, Chenma finally swept the floor clean, and sprinkled a lot of cat litter because of the kitten's behavior of burying urine stains. The kitten jumped from the litter box, stepped on the cat litter and slipped, fearing that others would see it. The embarrassed kitten quickly ran to the goat's milk and drank the goat's milk.

But before he took two sips, he choked again. He hurriedly dived into the goat's milk bowl, and then picked up a lot of goat's milk. In the blink of an eye, another splash attack came.

Watching this scene happen, Tatsuma's face turned as dark as the bottom of a pot. Sure enough, this thing was here to defeat him.

What a naturally evil Uchiha. In order to delay my training time, he actually came up with such a vicious trick!

What was originally meant to be sweeping the floor suddenly turned into cleaning. After Tatsuma finished mopping the floor, he looked at the kitten who was licking its paws, then scratched its face twice with its paws, and continued to lick its paws, and said viciously:

Before I come back, you'd better not cause any more trouble for me!

After saying the harsh words, Tatsuma walked out of the door and went straight to the medical department. On the way, Tatsuma tried his best to adjust his emotions, thinking about how to speak and ask Nonoyu to invite the ancestor home, but...

Going on a mission?

In the medical department, Tatsuma's face became visibly serious when he heard the news. The kunoichi who informed him of the news quickly said, Tatsuma-sama, you don't have to worry about Nonou's safety.

This time it is a free clinic jointly organized by the Medical Department, Konoha Hospital and Konoha Welfare Institute. It goes to the surrounding villages to treat the elderly and children, so don't worry.

That's not what I'm worried about.

Tatsuma's tone was a little harsh, but the kunoichi's eyes were full of I don't believe it. Tatsuma didn't bother to explain, but he was worried that the cat at home would have to stay for who knows how long.

The woman looked at Tatsuma and said with envy in her tone: Master Tatsuma, how about I give you the itinerary of this free clinic? If you are anxious to meet Nonoyu, you can go and find her.

No need, forget it if she's not in the village.

I can't say that. Although I don't have so much freedom during the free clinic, it is still very interesting to go on missions together.

But Tatsuma still shook his head, glanced at the itinerary handed over by the kunoichi, briefly checked the time for Nonou and others to return to the village, and turned around to leave.

Chirp~chirp~

But Tatsuma, who had just walked out of the medical department and was about to wander around a few times so as not to go back and get angry, heard an earth-shattering eagle cry. He looked up and saw a ninja eagle piercing the sky above Konoha.

Tatsuma's already not very beautiful mood became extremely bad, but without any further thought, the Flying Thunder God activated and went directly to the Hokage Building.

As a jounin, especially one who does not need to go on ANBU missions, Tatsuma is now under the jurisdiction of Nara Shigato, which means he needs to go on duty as a jounin, and he needs to assemble as soon as possible after receiving the jounin assembly order.

Arriving at the Jonin class, there were already many people in the small duty room. In addition to the Jonin who were on duty today, Lu Yuan and Yamanaka Yingzhong had also arrived.

Are you here too?

Seeing Tatsuma arriving, Lu Yuan specially said hello. After all, although this person was his subordinate, he was also very likely to become his and his son's boss. Lu Yuan would not treat everyone equally.

Tatsuma nodded, and Shanzhong Yingzhong also threw a scroll to him and said: You owe me six flowers now, as soon as possible.

Okay, I'll do it as soon as possible.

For no reason, Tatsuma suddenly felt like he was being called for a debt. After taking the scroll, Tatsuma opened it and took a look. It was a rescue letter from the surrounding villages. Generally, such tasks were completed by chunin or even genin.

Because usually, the enemies encountered were just bandits or wandering ninjas, but this time, Tatsuma frowned when he looked at the words in the request for help letter.

It was actually a team of ninjas, and it was expected that the attack would be carried out by an extremely elite team of ninjas. No wonder it was necessary to summon jounin.

Lu Yuan looked at the Jonin and said: After analysis, this action may be a retaliatory warning action carried out by Iwa Ninja, Kumo Ninja and Suna Ninja in response to the actions of Konoha over the past few years. We will never tolerate this situation. happened.

Colleagues, if your team is complete and ready to go, please come forward.

After Lu Yuan finished speaking, several Jonin stood up. Tatsuma looked at the place where he was asking for help, raised his head and said, Let me go.