I Formed The El Cat Investigation Team In Pirates

Chapter 4 As a monster hunter, what’s wrong with me eating like a cat?

Xie Wen looked around and saw a furry, black little paw rapidly enlarging in his field of vision.

I didn’t expect that even Sanji’s flesh pads are black…

 This was his first reaction before he was kicked away.

As expected of Sanji, these little flying cat legs are quite strong...

 This was his first reaction after being kicked away.

"Pfft! Bah, bah, bah..." Pulling his head out of the sand, Xie Wen spat out the sand in his mouth and asked Sanji in dissatisfaction: "Why are you kicking me? Even if you don't Can’t you just shout and let me grill the meat?”

But Sanji ignored him and immediately "rescued" the raw meat on the shelf. After checking it carefully, he muttered happily: "It's okay, it's okay. The ingredients have not been destroyed."

After muttering to himself, Sanji turned his head and answered Xie Wen's question plausibly: "How could such good meat be wasted by you like this, meow! If you hesitate for a moment, just save it." You’re not coming back, meow!”

"It's not as serious as you said..." Xie Wen crossed his hands and retorted dissatisfiedly: "My barbecue skills are still good."

Well, he has the title of [Barbeque Master], and with the blessing of barbecue songs, the probability of grilling the highest level "Barbeque G" is as high as 97.372%!

However, Sanji had a look of disdain on his face: "Your kind of hunter's barbecue, no matter how good it is, is only edible, meow. When the camp is set up, I will let you see what meow is called delicacy! So, This piece of meat is confiscated, meow!”

　　After saying that, Sanji-nya stuffed the piece of raw meat, which was twice as big as his head, onto the left side of his body, and the piece of meat disappeared with a swoosh.

Xie Wen then noticed that on Sanji Miao's waist, there was a cat's claw bag similar in shape to his own extra-dimensional waist bag, but it was slightly smaller.

ˆXie Wen: “…”

 So it turns out that not only every hunter has this thing, but even the El Cat has one on hand?

I used to feel that I was lucky to have space equipment when I just traveled through time, but now it seems that it’s just that…

 Tsk!

 The sense of surprise and superiority were suddenly reduced a lot.

After curling his lips, Xie Wen finally got down to business: "So, you have found a suitable place for us to live temporarily?"

"Of course, meow!" Sanji nodded proudly, "You can rest assured about the survival ability of our Elle cats in the wild, meow!"

"Yeah, yeah, thank you for your hard work." Xie Wen reached out and rubbed Sanji's little head.

 Xie Wen is quite experienced in getting along with cats. Although Ellu cats are different from ordinary cats, they are still not cats after all.

As for Sanji, who was rubbing his head with Xie Wen's skillful techniques, he narrowed his eyes comfortably like an ordinary cat and purred from his throat.

After a cat-petting session that satisfied both parties, Xie Wen followed Sanji Miao deeper into the forest.

And El Cat's ability to survive in the wild is just like Sanji Miao said. Although they stopped and walked around along the way, they miraculously did not encounter any creatures that threatened them.

The most dangerous situation was when a large animal could be heard passing by not far away, but Xie Wen had already hid under Sanji's reminder and did not disturb the unknown creature at all.

Soon, one person and one cat came to a forest that looked the same as the surrounding woods. Sanji pawed twice in a pile of weeds, and a hidden cave was revealed.

"This should be the cave of a lone beast," Sanji explained as he led Xie Wen in. "But the smell in the cave is already very weak. Something happened or maybe they have moved. Meow. But I think the former possibility is higher, because there are no particularly powerful creatures nearby, and it is relatively close to the water source. As long as the original owner of this cave is not stupid, it is unlikely to move, meow."

Xie Wen followed him into the hole and found that the space inside was actually quite large, very dry and clean, and there was no big smell. It was not as dirty or smelly as he imagined.

"Sanji, you are so awesome!" Xie Wen picked up Sanji and started to chat with the cat. He was extremely lucky that he could have an Elu cat following him at the beginning. As for the dog that Xie Wen had been thinking about before...

 What kind of dog? Is there such a thing in Monster Hunter?

 "What are you so crazy about? Let me go!"

Sanji Miao obviously didn't like this overly enthusiastic way of getting close. He waved his little paws and punched Xie Wen's big head that was close to his own.

Xie Wen rubbed against Sanji's cat fist for a while, then reluctantly put him down, and muttered in a low voice: "What does it matter? If you rub it, you won't lose a piece of meat."

Sanji, on the other hand, rubbed his head with his little paws in disgust for a long time, then twisted around and said, "I just want to be with Elle, the cat with soft and beautiful fur~"

 When he said this, even his cute cat face looked a little lewd.

ˆXie Wen: “…”

 Tsk! This character is a bit too reductive.

　　When he thought that his Ailu was a wretched little yellow cat, Xie Wen even reduced his desire to pet the cat.

 Feeling a little disappointed, he smacked his lips, then touched his slightly empty belly, and changed the subject: "By the way, didn't you say you wanted to show me your hand?"

 “Hmph~”

As soon as he talked about cooking, Sanji Miao immediately returned to his cute look, raised his head proudly, and said: "Just look at it, the food I cook will definitely be so delicious that you can eat it all on your tongue." Meow!"

After saying that, Sanji cat jumped out of the cave, and quickly cleared a clearing not far from the front of the cave. Then, he put his little paws into his cat's paw bag, and continued He took out various kitchen utensils.

Pots, pans, knives, forks, shovels, everything, and even a lot of bottles and jars that look like condiments...

  Why do I only have one salted fish sword? !

Xie Wen immediately felt unbalanced when he saw this.

He didn’t say how good the equipment was, but at least give him all the hunters’ weapons, right?

Even if nothing else, at least give him a bug stick!

  The basic ones are all good!

 After all, without flying insects and projectiles, if you want to fly around in the sky, you can only use an insect stick.

Just as Xie Wen was thinking about it in his heart, Sanji Miao had quickly finished cooking the raw meat that had been confiscated before, and even mixed it with some vegetables. He didn't know if it was in his bag from the beginning or if it was him. Collected randomly while exploring.

But these questions are not important anymore. Xie Wen's mind has long been distracted by the aroma of Sanji Miao's cooking.

“Island wild vegetables and fruity barbecue, please try it.”

Sanji Miao placed the plated barbecue and a pair of knives and forks in front of Xie Wen, and then bowed gracefully.

Xie Wen, who had been impatient for a long time, quickly grabbed the knife and fork and started to eat happily. Sanji Miao also took out a new knife and fork and joined the eating process.

One person and one cat quickly destroyed the plate of barbecued food. Xie Wen burped and found that not only did his physical strength fully recover, but he also became stronger...

 It is indeed a cat rice that can add attributes to people!

  It’s really great to have a chef cat at the beginning!

　　A few days ago, I bought some wonton version of instant noodles, or is it called soaked wonton?

It tastes pretty good, but the meat stuffing... probably doesn't even weigh ten grams in total.

Why don’t you just call it instant noodles? Why don’t you just call it a fake wonton?

 (End of this chapter)