I Formed The El Cat Investigation Team In Pirates

Chapter 90

 The result of the second game was not beyond Xie Wen’s expectation. Sanji Miao won an overwhelming victory with a score of 6:0.

“Sanji-nii’s food is the most delicious, nya!”

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In the last game, her favorite pudding was not recognized by others, but Li Miao was already a little unhappy. Thanks to Xie Wen, he was still on her side and calmed down the one who wanted to explode immediately. Little puppet, otherwise Kelimiao might even be planning to take out a bomb.

Now seeing that Sanji Miao had won the second game, Keli Miao naturally cheered without hesitation.

 “No, impossible!”

Sanji was so proud just now, but now he is so disappointed.

He could barely understand Xie Wen's three votes. After all, they might be used to Sanji's food, but Zhep, Paddy, and Carl all voted for the other side. This was something he couldn't understand... It can't be that my cooking skills are really not as good as a cat, right?

"You didn't do it on purpose, right?! Just to make me look embarrassed!" Sanji, who refused to believe the reality, pointed at Paddy and asked.

 He ​​didn't feel that he was making trouble unreasonably, because his relationship with these chefs was not very good to begin with, and these **** would definitely do this kind of thing.

 As for Zepuna’s vote…

 Sanji subconsciously ignored it.

 “Stop embarrassing yourself!” A loud shout interrupted Sanji’s gaffe.

"Old man?" Sanji looked up and saw that Zhepu had come to his side and was glaring at him with a straight face.

 “You stupid little brat!” Zhepu’s wooden leg kicked Sanji in the face again, causing him to spin and fly out like a top.

"It hurts, it hurts, it hurts..." Sanji got up and yelled at Zhepu angrily: "Damn old man! Why are you kicking me again?!"

"Stop talking nonsense!" Zhepu shook his head and hit Sanji on the head with his tall chef's hat. "If you lose, you lose! If you have time to feel sad, you might as well try your opponent's food. , look where you lost!"

Although Zhepu beats and scolds Sanji, he actually cares about Sanji and has been trying his best to teach him. Although his method is rather wild, it is in line with the style of the pirate world. .

 Only those who are taught by this kind of education can do all kinds of sit-ups and death in the later stage. If Koushiro had trained Kuina in this way, the "Supreme Express" would probably only be able to scratch the little girl's skin.

Just when Xie Wen was thinking about running the train, Sanji also took a bite of the crab made by Sanji Meow at Zhepu's suggestion.

 “Damn it… I actually lost!”

　　Although it is difficult to accept it, as a chef, Sanji cannot say that the food he cooks is better against his will.

However, although Sanji was younger and more impulsive at this time, his mental tenacity had long been tempered by his childhood experiences, so after a brief depression, Sanji regained his energy.

"It was my fault for underestimating your cooking skills before." Sanji finally began to face up to Sanji Miao, his opponent. He first apologized to the cat seriously, and then said with a serious face: " But don’t think that I will give in so easily! The game is not over yet!”

 Then, Sanji lit up a cigarette and took a long drag. After exhaling the smoke, he put out the cigarette, and then strode into the kitchen...

If this was a scene in an anime, it might be a very exciting scene, but as a melon-eater who was at the scene and watched the whole process, Xie Wen felt that Sanji's "performance" was simply embarrassing.

However, Paddy and other Barati chefs were very fond of this, and they all put aside their past grudges with Sanji and cheered him on loudly.

 “Come on, Sanji! Let them see the true strength of Chef Barati!”

“Although you **** is very annoying, you still have to work hard!”

 “Our reputation as Barati depends on you to maintain it!”

Even Zhepu showed a satisfied smile, although he quickly hid it again.

“Hmph! You’re just pretending, meow...the gap in strength can’t be made up by a few nice words, meow!” Sanji meow curled his lips in disdain.

Kelimiao tilted her furry little head and asked Xie Wen with confusion: "Brother Xie Wen, why did the human brother also named Sanji light up the cigarette and put it out? Doesn't he feel guilty? Trouble meow?"

 It seems that the "hot-blooded mode" of the Pirate World cannot affect the cats of the Monster Hunter World.

Xie Wen stretched out his hand and scratched Kelimiao's chin, but didn't answer... Mainly because he didn't know how to answer. Did he want to tell Kelimiao that Sanji's lines and actions just now were about slaying his inner demons? Has your cooking skills improved?

Um? etc…

Sanji is really going to turn over, right?

After all, the scene just now was also a "desperate situation", and then Sanjishuai also acted and pretended to be cool. Coupled with the protagonist halo of his future protagonist group members, it is not impossible to have a plot of breaking through on the battlefield and fighting back. ah!

What's more, the current appearance of Sanji Miao is also in line with the villain setting of "underestimating the enemy's carelessness" and "taking advantage of others". Seeing that Sanji was about to walk into the kitchen, Xie Wen decided without hesitation...

do nothing.

Why does he need to remind this little yellow cat who always brings trouble to him? If Sanji Nya really lost, wouldn't he be able to laugh at him?

 Seeing your own cat in trouble, quickly take a photo and post it online to share with everyone. This is the outstanding quality of a qualified cat owner!

 Compared to the previous two dishes, the final staple food took the least time, and both Sanjis chose macaroni as the main ingredient...

　　Okay, okay, when making dessert, I made Kelimiao’s favorite pudding. When it came to the main course, not only did I not make my favorite fried rice, but I also chose macaroni, which I am least interested in, right?

 Fortunately, I didn’t remind this little **** just now! Such a bad kitten should lose this competition!

  Xie Wen and Sanji Miao still "love each other" as usual.

However, what is regrettable is that after Xie Wen tasted two portions of macaroni respectively, he knew that Sanji was far away this time...

Probably because he has not yet joined the Straw Hats, Sanji was not able to fight back this time. Although the difference between the two pasta dishes was not as good as the previous seafood dish, it was still very obvious. And Xie Wen, who is used to eating Sanji's cat's food, is unlikely to mistake the skills of his own chef cat.

In this case, even if he voted for Sanji on purpose, there was no hope of a comeback, so Xie Wen still reluctantly voted for the more delicious one, and at the same time cast a disappointed look at Sanji...

 How can you be cool if you don't have this ability? Are you embarrassed now?

  There was no surprise in the final statistics. Sanji Miao once again defeated his character prototype with a vote of 6:0. It can be said that it is a true interpretation of what it means to force fans to death.

 “Teacher...” Sanji, who was willing to admit defeat, walked up to Sanji Cat and reluctantly bowed to the little yellow cat.

"Meow hahaha!" Sanji meow laughed wildly to the sky a few times, and then moved towards Sanji, asking him to squat down. At the same time, he stood on tiptoes and patted his shoulder with his little paws, looking very old-fashioned. Said: "Not bad, although your vision is a bit poor, you are still very honest, meow."

"By the way, meow... there seems to be one more item in our bet..." Sanji retracted his paws, held his chin and thought for a moment, "Then you will be called Squidwhisker from now on, meow! Just like your eyebrows, too Curly meow.”

"Don't bully others too much!" Sanji, who had already accepted his fate, exploded again. He pointed at the tufts of hair on Sanji's ears, "Speaking of curls, aren't the hairs on your ears the same? Why? Don’t you call this name yourself?!”

 “Because I won, meow.” Sanji’s meow’s reason suddenly choked Sanji and made him speechless.

 The most important thing is that Peddie and his group are still gloating about the misfortune.

“Hahahahaha! What’s wrong with squid whiskers? Isn’t it suitable for you?”

 “I’m willing to admit defeat, Sanji…no, it’s Mr. Squidbeard…poof!”

 “If you like this name so much, then go ahead and use it!”

Sanji's expression at this time was close to that of when he saw his wanted poster for the first time.

After angrily yelling at the group of people who were gloating about his misfortune, Sanji turned around and argued forcefully to Sanji Meow: "I only promised you not to use the name Sanji, but I didn't promise you to give it to me. Come up with a new name!”

“Then what name do you want to call me?” Sanji crossed his arms, shook his ears twice, and asked impatiently.

“Well, I’ll just call you Sanji from now on.” Sanji said in a playful way.

Such an insincere approach, Sanji Miao would naturally not allow, so one person and one cat started a new round of quarrels around the issue of names.

"Ahem..." Xie Wen, the bad guy, stood up again, "Why don't you use the naming rights to compete again? Of course, this time it won't be about cooking, but about something else that both of you are good at or can do. Projects accepted...such as fighting or something."

Of course he doesn't think Sanji can beat Sanji Meow at this time, but he is looking forward to the scene when both sides use similar moves, and the reaction of Zhepu and others.

Not sure what Xie Wen was thinking, one person and one cat looked at each other, and then said in unison -

 “Okay! Better than this (meow)!”

We are going to Sanjiang!

Previously, when I failed to advance, I thought I was going to play GG with joy, but I didn’t expect that it would take a turn and I could get to Sanjiang.

　　　Thank you all for your strong support!

When it is put on the shelf, I will definitely add more updates even if I clear out the few remaining manuscripts!

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　　　Thanks for the rewards from Erwang, Nandao Beifeng, and Nuansedu Yusheng.

 (End of this chapter)