The little Taoist priest's tone made Su Yue unhappy. He stood up and put his hands in his pockets, looking like an idiot.
"There is no trouble here, just a fat pig waiting to be slaughtered. The two Taoist priests can leave.
The old Taoist priest Xuan Fan frowned and said in a deep voice:"Nonsense!" How can pigs be eaten if they are psychic?"
"Are you teaching me how to do things? Su Yue raised his eyebrows.
Taoist Xuanfan looked at Huang Tao's father,"Boss Huang, please let us take the pig away, otherwise your family will suffer misfortune!" Huang
Dashan was in a dilemma, and Su Yue said again:"You are talking nonsense, where is the misfortune? It's just that you took a fancy to the pig, thought it was a treasure, and wanted to take it for yourself!""
Xiunian's eyes turned cold, and he felt a great aura,"You are slandering us!
Huang Tao got angry and said,"This is my home. Please leave!""
Huang Dashan, who has always loved his son, sighed when he saw this, and said to the guests:"Two Taoist priests, I'm sorry to let you make this trip in vain."
"Boss Huang, you will change your mind."
The old Taoist priest Xuan Fan originally disdained to show his skills in front of mortals, but now he has to show his skills.
He has to teach these mortals to bow their heads and respect his master and disciples like gods!
Huang Dashan was surprised,"Taoist Master wants to do it What?"
Taoist Xuanfan snorted coldly, stroking his beard with one hand and holding his back with the other. His white hair was fluttering in the breeze, which had the charm of an immortal Taoist spirit, which made everyone's hearts tremble.
He raised his head and looked at the roof, and said calmly:"This Is it about ten meters high?
Huang Dashan was startled,"Do you think, Taoist Priest?"……"
Taoist Xuanfan waved his hand,"You guys, please get out of the way. The Taoist's force is like a strong wind, and I'm afraid you will be knocked down!" Everyone looked at each other, not knowing what was going on, but they still backed away obediently.
Su Yue and Xiao Zi stood motionless.
Qin Yue and Huang Tao saw that they were not moving, so they did not move.
Xiunian glanced at them and sneered, eager to see how shocked they were.
Taoist Xuanfan nodded, his hair and beard suddenly danced, and he jumped half a meter high!
To be precise, less than half a meter high.
Everyone was stunned, including Xiunian and Taoist Xuanfan himself
"Poof!"
I don't know who it was, so I couldn't help laughing. Then, the whole hall burst into laughter, one after another.
Taoist Xuanfan couldn't help it, his face turned red, and he tried a few more times.
Without exception, they all jumped at the height of a normal person.
However, compared to the Haikou he boasted about, it only seemed ridiculous and comical, like a clown.
Everyone laughed even harder.
"That's it? Just do this for a long time?"
"I usually don't laugh unless I can't help it, poof...hahaha!"
"I thought I was going to jump to the roof, but instead I jumped on the spot?"
"The Taoist priest never said he would jump to the roof. You have misunderstood! Hahaha!"
"You are laughing, but my tears fall into my stomach! What is it that makes an old man pretend to be ugly and please everyone? Is this a distortion of human nature or a loss of morality?"
"……"
Xiunian quickly walked up to Taoist Xuanfan and whispered:"Master, what's wrong with you?"
Taoist Xuanfan was extremely confused and shook his head,"I don't know either!"
With his strength, he jumped ten meters The high platform is indeed not difficult, but there seemed to be an invisible pressure that enveloped him just now, making him unable to jump high no matter how high he jumped.
Xiunian sighed,"It's okay, there's still me!"
He coughed and looked at everyone,"My master is not feeling well today, so don't laugh. Have you seen my wooden sword?"
He drew it. There was a wooden sword on his back, and he said proudly:"I can use it to cut iron like clay!"
Huang Dashan said expressionlessly,"Bring this little Taoist an iron rod!"
Soon, the iron rod arrived.
Xiunian scanned the audience, his eyes lingering on Qin Yue and Su Yue a little longer, and the corner of his mouth curled up with a hint of confidence and excitement.
Everyone will cheer for him, and maybe even gain the admiration of that beautiful young lady!
Everyone watched with bated breath, only to see Xiunian put his fingers together, wiped the sword, and shouted softly,"Break!"
Click!
The wooden sword broke, but the iron rod was fine.
Everyone:"……"
Old Taoist priest:"……"
Show years:"……"
"Ahhhh! My sword!"Coming back to his senses, Xiunian screamed in distress, hugging the broken wooden sword and almost crying.
It was embarrassing and funny.
"This pair of master and apprentice are really a pair of treasures!"
"Are they performing a skit? My stomach hurts from laughing!"
"Good work should be rewarded!"
"……"
Everyone burst into laughter again, and the harsh laughter made Xiunian want to find a crack in the ground and crawl in!
Huang Dashan said coldly:"Originally, I respected and apologized to the two Taoist priests, but now it seems that you are just liars! I don't know where I heard that news, and you dare to come to me and act like a monster! Get out of here!" , be careful I break your legs!"
Xiunian couldn't stand such an insult, so he wanted to take action, but was stopped by his master.
"let's go!
Taoist Xuanfan looked solemn and said,"I'm afraid there will be an expert present today. Don't be impulsive, otherwise the consequences will be unpredictable!""
Xiu Nian's face changed, and his heart felt hairy.
Indeed, it was so weird!
Then, they left in despair.
Staring at their backs, the corners of Su Yue's mouth raised.
The Divine Yan Technique, the power of thoughts, is quite easy to use.
Xuan Xuan All the strange things that Lao Dao and his apprentice Xiunian encountered just now were naturally the work of Su Yue!
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