I Have A Bunch Of Earth Player

Chapter 1033: The Ability of Soap

“My f*ck…soap?” Grandpa Lu looked at the huge Gundam in front of him somewhat inconceivably.

He can’t hear it wrong, it’s soap…

“Your little B is hidden very deeply…” Soap’s teasing voice continued: “Where did this cat call me? It’s more clingy than the second fattening laborer and the man who barked when he was eating, okay, you? **Ass, you also hid these skills!”

As soon as such a trivial ridicule sounded, Grandpa Lu no longer doubted for an instant, the product in front of him was nothing but soap!

“Damn…you…you really are a heifer flying on a plane, it’s so awesome, how did I do it for you?” Grandpa Lu curiously moved towards the height of the eyeballs. I want to see if there is really a piece of soap inside.

“Hey…I didn’t expect me to be so awesome…” Soap’s voice was more triumphant than ever before: “The artillery flew over at the time, and your turtle and grandson jumped so fast. I couldn’t catch up with you. I thought I was going to take the dog one step ahead of you, but I didn’t expect that the flame would burn me and it wouldn’t hurt at all…”

“It doesn’t hurt that you scream so ecstasy?” Grandpa Lu rolled his eyes: “Do you know how my conscience has been tortured grandpa after hearing your screams?”

“Get off the calf, you run so swiftly and conscience is tormented, if you were burned, you didn’t call it? You didn’t see it because of the great firepower. I feel like it’s blown down, and this mountain may be gone!”

“Blow you, why don’t you say it’s a nuclear bomb level?”

“Don’t you believe that I will send you a post now?”

“Xinxinxin…” Grandpa nodded quickly like a chicken pecking at rice: “Soap is mighty, and you receive a nuclear bomb with your bare hands. Those scum on the top list are not worthy to lift shoes for you!”

“Don’t be Yin & Yang weird, now those guys on the top list are really not at the same level as labor and capital…” Soap said proudly: “You know the mecha that Yunv has no melons, right? I’ll tell you, with this A match makes a broken copper and iron!”

“Not so exaggerated?” Grandpa looked suspiciously at the tall mecha. Although the shape… did have to be handsome and mighty, sometimes the mecha wasn’t just about the shape, but when I was young, His animation and science fiction movies have been demonstrated to him many times.

Often the most powerful and up-to-date mechas are scumbags, and those ruined mechas that are abandoned in a ragged corner and picked up by the protagonist by chance are treasures that can be one enemy a hundred!

“Let me show you the function that labor and management have just discovered…” Soap smiled triumphantly, and then slightly opened a huge mechanical palm to aim at the slime-filled woods before.

In the next second, countless brilliant lasers blasted out. Under one round of shooting, the trees, grass, and rocks in the mountains were continuously cut like tofu, and the entire forest was instantly cut bare!

Looking at the lime sawdust in the sky, my grandfather suddenly took a breath. This picture… is invincible. There are a bunch of tanks in front of me. It feels like they were killed by tofu, so handsome!

“Brother!!” Grandpa became excited.

“Hey!!” Soap suddenly laughed with arms akimbo: “Old Immortal Li Bai is right. I am born to be useful. Labor and management are really not a simple soap. From now on, you can rest assured to follow labor and management, and labor and management will lead you to the New Territories, and God will prevent you from killing. Gods and Buddhas kill Buddha!!”

“It’s so floating…” Grandpa couldn’t help but curl his lips: “It looks like a dragon, right? You control such a thing and think you can go to heaven?”

“This guy is really not a dragon suit…” Soap faintly said: “I read part of this guy’s memory, is it a character?”

“How can you read other people’s memories?” This skill made Grandpa suddenly a little frightened.

“I don’t know…” Soap said honestly: “Not only can I read his memory, I seem to be able to replace him…”

As he said, the mecha slowly opened, and a thin blue figure walked out of the abdominal cavity of the mecha. From a distance, it looked like a reduced version of Bernier…

“You… Are you soap?” Grandpa stared wide-eyed.

“What do you mean?” The blue figure gave Grandpa a white one.

“Damn, what is your form? Has the transformation succeeded?” Grandpa Lu asked excitedly.

If he knew that being roasted would be transformed into a shape, he would still run a fart…

“It shouldn’t be…” Soap shook his head: “I just absorbed something, and then it became like this…”

“Absorbed something? What is it?”

Soap: “The original owner of this body…”

Grandpa took a breath when he heard the words, why is he so cruel? The ultimate opposite sex…

How is the key absorbed? Is it the kind that is eaten directly like an alien?

When she was full of that kind of picture, Soap directly rolled her eyes and said: “Don’t think about something messy, I’m not that sick yet…”

Grandpa: “How do you know what I’m thinking?”

“I don’t know…” Soap frowned suspiciously: “It should be the power of this body. It seems to be close to you. I can read some of your emotional thoughts a little bit, but I can’t read your mind directly. But through calculation and analysis of your subtle emotional changes, you can get some similar results… Don’t you know, my current brain is no different from a supercomputer. It can calculate a lot of problems in one second, thief It’s so awesome!”

“Damn… isn’t this the developer?” Grandpa was shocked and said cautiously: “Is this the talent of this body?”

“probably…..”

“Then where is it if it hasn’t been eaten by you?”

“Inside, I’ll take you in and have a look…”

“Can I still go in?” Grandpa’s eyes lit up suddenly, with an expression of eagerness on his face.

“It’s quite big inside, we have a lot of space…”

“I suddenly don’t want to go in when you talk like that…”

…………

After entering the body, my grandfather looked around curiously. The cabin structure inside the body was more advanced than I thought. Although I can’t see what the equipment is, it looks very advanced…..

And inside the mecha, on an all-round seat, there is a half-recumbent body exactly like the soap now, but it is much taller, and the feeling of pressure on the body is much stronger…..

“Damn…. Did you cut it in half?”

“I didn’t do it…” Soap shook his head: “He was like this when I came…”

“Then how did you become like this?” Grandpa Lu asked curiously.

“I don’t know very well…” Soap said puzzledly: “At the time I sneaked into the mecha just to kill him. I was going to jump on his face and let him eat my stool and suffocate!!”

Grandpa: “…”

“The main thing is that I don’t have any offensive methods. All I can think of is to seal his nose and mouth to suffocate him…”

Grandpa: “Then what?”

Soap: “Then I felt a strong Mental Energy attacked, Damn, it felt like a paper boat encountered a sea storm. Don’t you know my sense of helplessness at the time, I thought I was going to be killed in seconds. …But in the end he didn’t have the next move…”

“No next move?” Grandpa was taken aback.

“Yes…” Soap also looked suspicious, always feeling that there was something in his body that stopped him from trying to kill me, and then actively contacted me. As soon as I responded, I became like this …..

“I also gained some memory and abilities, even the mecha can be manipulated…”

“Let me wipe it, what is your ability?” Grandpa was stunned, feeling so awesome…

When I was about to ask again, suddenly there was a blunt electronic voice from inside the mecha: X17 team leader Jessica is asking you for a psychic link. Do I need to turn on high power to accept the link?

“Forehead?”

What the hell?