I Have a Little Black Hole

FUCK!!! Last year, I lost a base weapon inexplicably. Your intelligence department has been investigating together for a year, but nothing has been found!

It's only been a year, and now even the USS Michigan nuclear submarine has been robbed again! The speed at which you get information is not as fast as those of the media! ! !

They all started reporting and my secretary told me to watch breaking news on TV to find out that our USS Michigan had been robbed! Then it took an hour before you guys came to tell me the news! ! !

I have allocated a total of 86 billion US dollars to your intelligence agencies this year! ! ! Your reaction speed can't even match that of a reporter! Where did all that money go!

Shall I hire those reporters to teach you lessons? Let them hand over how quickly you should get information? !

Trump scolded angrily at the emergency special meeting, his angry hair was fluttering, and now is the critical moment of the general election propaganda. Having tasted the joy of being president, Trump certainly wants to continue Do it for 4 years!

But why are you so unlucky! Last year, I lost a base's weapons, and I finally used aliens and other excuses to fool me. Now I have even lost a nuclear submarine. These intelligence agencies are useless, how can they make him not angry!

It’s not a day or two for Trump to criticize this group of intelligence agencies. He has tweeted more than once angrily at various intelligence agencies. These intelligence agencies are so disrespectful to him as the president and conduct various investigations on him. Therefore, the relationship between him and the intelligence department may be incompatible with fire and water, and spray them whenever they find an opportunity.

He will not be used to these intelligence agencies, there is no problem with funding, but you have to do real things, often use those 'unreliable' intelligence to fool him as a president, a smart person like me, how can I know that you are trying to deceive I admit that you are very capable?

Mr. President, it's not that we are slow to respond, but that we need to verify the information after we get the information. We can only report it after we have confirmed the authenticity of the matter. After we got the information, we urgently contacted the military and got to know the military. After the specific information, we urgently called everyone to a meeting! CIA Director Happy was the first to speak.

That's good! Then what information did you take so long to confirm? Trump asked. 'You come! You come! I see you can name a flower! ’

Cough! It's like this. According to our confirmation after contacting the military, the USS Michigan nuclear submarine was hijacked by a mysterious force at around 3:00 a.m. on February 8, 2020 American time, and the other party used some means to put 155 in the USS Michigan nuclear submarine. The officers and soldiers were all stunned at the same time, and then threw them into the sea and left them to fend for themselves!

According to information,

In the early hours of the morning, several ships heard the sound of fighter jets circling back and forth at a low altitude in the incident area. We guessed that the fighter jets should have been sent by this mysterious force to monitor the sea conditions, so that their accomplices could undisturbed the situation. Our USS Michigan nuclear submarine took it!

Because after our USS Michigan went missing, so did the fighter jets, but none of the radars of that nearby country had detected the fighter jets, nor did our satellites, so it's safe to say that the mystery that hijacked our USS Michigan The technical level of the forces must be very high, because their fighters have excellent stealth performance!

In addition, we have reason to suspect that this incident and the theft of base weapons in China last year were done by the same group of people, otherwise no one could steal the USS Michigan nuclear submarine 300 meters deep on the seabed silently!

Isn't it just an excuse! We intelligence personnel just think about a lot. Although Happy and the heads of other intelligence agencies know that this conclusion is a bit ridiculous, but they have not found any reason for so long, so they just use the same reason to fool around. .

They would never have thought that their guesses were actually true! But no matter what they think, they won't find out that these two are just someone doing it on a whim!

Mr. President, I think the most important thing for us at the moment is not to focus on who stole our USS Michigan nuclear submarine, but to find a way to hide an important information!

The USS Michigan nuclear submarine officially advertised that it has been transformed into a ballistic missile nuclear submarine, loaded with conventional Tomahawk cruise missiles, but it has 4 ballistic missiles loaded with nuclear warheads! Each missile is loaded with 4 sub-guided nuclear warheads!

If this kind of news is reported by the media who are afraid that the world will not be in chaos, then the pressure on our government will be very great! Admiral Louis said worriedly.

All the people present here are the real high-level officials of the American government, and this meeting was a closed-door meeting, and there was no meeting minutes, so Louis did not have to worry about leaking the information that was not considered to be core secrets.

What he is most worried about is the middle and high-level military who know this secret. Those people also have supporters behind them. If they reveal this information, it will be troublesome, and such leaks do not happen once or twice. span

Moreover, the military and the intelligence department have not been able to move them. You must know that their salaries need to be paid by the chaebols behind them! So for those chaebols who really control the country, not to mention that they cannot be moved without concrete evidence, even if there is evidence, they will turn a blind eye.

Trump is speechless when he hears such news. Are we still the most powerful country on the planet? The nuclear submarine and the nuclear bomb inside can be robbed!

'By the way, I really want to send a tweet to break the news! ’

Then you say how should we deal with the current situation now? How should we explain it to the people? What if other countries find out that we have lost a nuclear warhead? Trump asked with a pouting breath.

Before the people present could answer, the door of the conference room was suddenly pushed open, and the secretary of the White House Chief of Staff walked in hurriedly.

Not good, everyone! The media don't know where they got the news. They revealed on the news that there are a total of 4 ballistic missiles loaded with nuclear warheads on our USS Michigan nuclear submarine, and even a total of 16 nuclear warheads! Now all All the media are reporting on this! You can see news like this when you turn on the TV and watch any channel!