I have been practicing qi for three thousand years and joined the chat group

Another Thor?

Nordic pantheon?

Son of Odin?

For Thor, this feeling was tantamount to NTR in person. It was even more lethal than someone showing affection next to him, a single dog, so he exploded immediately!

Thor is not a fat nerd:"@ThunderGodThor, how presumptuous! I am the real Thor, who are you? You have the audacity to pretend to be the god!" The hot-tempered and proud Thor also exploded instantly.

Thor, God of Thunder:"You guys, do you want to blaspheme the gods?"

Thor is not a fat man:"I tell you, you are dead!"

Thor, God of Thunder:"You are dead!"

Qin Mofu Um, my brows are twitching.

He should have guessed.

When these two guys with the name of Thor come together, they will definitely explode instantly, so the best way to deal with them is...

Ding! Thor was banned for an hour.

Ding! Thor is not a fat nerd and was banned for an hour.

He has been refining Qi for three thousand years:"We all don't share the same world view. Why are you arguing? Black room warning.jpg!" The old

Taoist is about to be a hundred years old:"Permissions...So scary!

Li Xunhuan:"Kneel down to the boss.""

The Elf of Time:"Kneel down to the boss."

Seventeen-year-old girl:"Kneel down to the boss."

I'm not Lin Fengjiao:"Kneel down to the boss."

Big bones boiled into soup:" Interrupting the rereading, I have said it so many times, the essence of human beings is not a repeater, not a repeater. Ahem...Group owner, look at me. Is there still a pendant missing on my leg?

Li Xunhuan:"Bah!" Shameless old thief!"

Tiandao General Secretary:"Grandma said...Forget it, grandma didn't say anything."

Tiandao complained to himself.

Uchiha Dance King:"In terms of shamelessness, I, Uchiha Madara, would like to call you the strongest!"

Little Dragon Girl:"╮(╯▽╰)╭Mr. Big Bone's character is a little different from the memory copy...."

Angel Yan:"There is a saying in human society, which is 'Knowing people, knowing faces but not knowing hearts'’？"

Spirit of Time:"Key...Keyboard warrior?"

Boil the big bones into soup:"......"

God knows people so well!

What a keyboard warrior!

The corners of Dagu's mouth twitched slightly, and he was stuck in an old rant. There were so many things he wanted to complain about, and he didn't know where to start. Also, call people by their names properly, Dagu! Dagu roared inwardly.

Gale Swordsman:"This group...really interesting."

Li Xunhuan:"And then unconsciously turned into a sand sculpture. At this time, it should be @Uchiha Dance King. It has been timeless and is still a rare villain boss in our group. Mr. Madara has a lot of say. Funny.jpg"

Seventeen-year-old girl:"Do you want to dance too?"

I have been practicing for three thousand years:"I even want to dance to the disco!"

Uchiha Dance King:"？？？"

Naruto world.

The Kingdom of Water:

The cave beneath the Mist Ninja Village.

This was Madara Uchiha's second place to stay after he moved from near Kannabi Bridge. At this time, the corner of his mouth couldn't stop twitching. These guys in the group were so stupid that they even brought out his cold style. Crooked.

Uchiha Madara complained to himself.

Fortunately, he didn't say it in the group.

Otherwise, the group friends will definitely reply enthusiastically: Doesn’t your conscience hurt?

Uchiha Madara raised his head and looked at the white figure not far away. After just one glance, he calmly withdrew his gaze and squinted his eyes. Hei Zetsu had been sacrificed to the chat group by him and exchanged ten thousand for him. More points.

He, Uchiha Madara, has not been a villain for many years!

And that white figure is naturally Bai Jue's true body. at this time.

Bai Jue's half body was faintly exposed on the ground, leaning against the corner of the cave and shivering, and murmuring to himself in a low voice:"Madara-sama"...It's really scary."

His expression was full of fear.

His thoughts went back to that day.

There was no war in the Ninja world.

The weather was clear and the air was fresh. Black Zetsu and he were hiding somewhere in the Ninja world, thinking about Uchiha Madara during this period. changes, and plan the next plan.

Then...

Wearing a bright red armor, with long hair hanging casually behind his back, and a pair of purple-rimmed eyes, Uchiha Madara appeared in front of them strangely with his arms folded.

Uchiha Madara calmly stretched out his hand

- a black hole appeared in the palm of his hand.

Bai Zetsu once again remembered the fear of being dominated by Uchiha Madara that day, and the black and white sides merged with him, and such a big black Zetsu disappeared for no reason!

This almost overturned his cognition.

In the chat group.

Thor is not a fat nerd:"Huh?...It's finally out."

Thunder God Thor:"Wow~"

The seventeen-year-old girl:"It's not even an hour, have you guys started pying with the group leader? Surprised.jpg!"

Ding! A seventeen-year-old girl was silenced by the group leader for five minutes.

She has been practicing Qi for three thousand years:"Hey, even though I have been practicing Taoism for more than three thousand years, my sexual orientation is still normal."

The Elf of Time:"Ah la la, the Lun family really likes the leader of the group.

Thor is not a fat nerd:"......"

Thor held his forehead helplessly.

Thor is not a fat man:"What a god, Thor, God of Thunder...It turned out to be a dog! No, no, this seems to be scolding myself, and my nickname, what the hell is Fat House? Unacceptable.jpg"

The veteran is about to turn a hundred years old:"Pfft..."

Big bones boiled into soup:"Mr. Thor is a truly ruthless person, the kind who even scolds himself when he is ruthless!"

【Ding! The group leader 'Refined Qi for Three Thousand Years' uploaded an unnamed video! 】

Have been refining Qi for three thousand years:"Please call me Lei Feng, funny.jpg!"

Qin Mo raised the corner of his lips slightly and intercepted a fragment of Thor the Fat Man in his memory.

Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Asgard.

Thor stood on the magnificent city wall, feeling a little upset. He inexplicably received an invitation from a chat group called the All Heavens Chat Group. The people in it were all from all over the world. He also met another Thor, the God of Thunder. '.

It's one...dog.

According to group friends, the group leader is omniscient and omnipotent and can predict their past and future. Does this clip contain his future? But for some reason, Thor panicked.

There is a faint feeling in my heart...

An ominous premonition!

He tried to click in...... ps: Please give me flowers! Asking for a monthly ticket! Ask for a rating vote! Woohoo, I'm crying and asking for all kinds of data. I feel like not many people read it. The data doesn't increase very much, and the comments don't increase much. The author is so panicked now....