I Have Quirky Notes

"Five thousand is still a bit expensive, I..."

Chen You was just about to make another counter-offer, but at this moment, a ferocious middle-aged man with yellow teeth suddenly walked over from the side. I fell on the old man's booth!

Then, the middle-aged man shouted at the pedestrians, "It's you old liar who lied to my son for a thousand dollars, right? Damn, and when you cry blood for a long time, these things are basically parallel imports. There are trademarks, what are you talking about genuine old objects?"

The movement here immediately attracted a large group of people microscopically. Seeing this, the middle-aged man picked up the wedding dress doll again, and lifted his hijab at the same time and said, "Everyone, come and see, this little girl even has eyes. No, you dare to ask my son for a thousand yuan? I don't think a hundred yuan is worth it!"

Chen You, who was beside him, frowned when he heard the words. He looked at it with some doubts, and sure enough, he saw that the red hijab of the doll had been lifted, revealing two dark eye sockets.

In addition, the doll's face only has a bulge on the nose, and it doesn't even have a mouth.

This little girl is completely a semi-finished product of a modern industry...

"And this one, everyone, look, there's a logo on this dress!"

The middle-aged man lifted up the doll's clothes again, but saw that the inside of the red wedding dress had the label of a certain manufacturer printed on it, which was completely a modern imitation!

At this time, seeing the person who was smashing the field, the old man had to stand up reluctantly and defended loudly, "Hey, hey, I didn't say that this is not modern, right, but who said that there is no genuine copy in modern times? I know several people who do it. The craftsmen of the little girl are all ancestral craftsmanship! And one is willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer, the old man is not deceived!"

"Fuck you motherfucker, if it wasn't for your age, I would have done it already!" the other party said angrily.

"You fight! Give it a try. If you dare to beat me, I will lie on the ground!"

At this time, the old man looked like a rascal and rogue, no longer the mystery before, just like a philistine.

It was only then that Chen You realized that the old man was not a bench, but a small refrigerator.

In other words, the cold touch on the doll's hair is not due to the power of geeky talk, but is actually caused by placing it in the refrigerator...

Seeing this scene, Chen You couldn't help twitching at the corners of his mouth, realizing that he was almost fooled.

The quarrel between the two attracted a large crowd of onlookers. Seeing that things were getting worse and worse, the old man was finally unable to resist the crowd. He reluctantly gave the middle-aged 800 yuan back, but the last 200 was unwilling to say anything. Return.

"You can take this thing, I will only refund 800 yuan, even if you call the police, I will take care of it!"

The old man has the posture that a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water.

Seeing this, the middle-aged man had no choice but to take the doll and the 800 yuan that was returned, and left cursing.

After the crowd dispersed, Chen Youcai walked up again and said with a little vigilance, "I only have two hundred yuan on me. If you want, this doll will belong to me."

Saying that, he pointed to the wedding doll on the booth.

The old man rolled his eyes, stopped pretending, and directly said, "My little girl's workmanship and materials are more than 200 yuan, and it is much better than his workmanship. Why don't you add a little more, how about 300 yuan? Like? I'll sell it to you for three hundred yuan."

Hearing this, Chen You turned around and left.

"Okay, okay, just two hundred!"

Seeing that Chen You really wanted to turn around and leave, the old man finally gave in. With a heartbroken look on his face, he handed the doll to Chen You.

Seeing this, Chen Youcai took out two hundred and handed them to each other, then picked up the wedding dress doll and stuffed it into his schoolbag.

After leaving the booth a few meters away, Chen You couldn't help but turn around, but saw the old man stand up again, take out a doll of the same style from the refrigerator under his butt, and place it in the center of the booth again.

After doing all this, he even lifted Erlang's legs proudly and hummed a little tune.

Seeing this, Chen You suddenly felt that he was still at a loss, but there was no evidence.

After strolling around the market again, Chen You didn't find anything else that caught his eye. Seeing that the time was gradually approaching noon, he turned around and left, and ordered an egg fried rice in a small roadside shop.

Taking advantage of the shop's cooking time, Chen You took out the doll again and observed it carefully.

One thing to say, the workmanship of this doll is still good.

The arms and legs of the doll can be moved, and the clothes outside are also deliberately worn, making it feel like an old object, especially the black hair, which Chen You can feel, it is definitely the hair of a real person.

The only shortcoming is that it is a semi-finished product, the face lacks careful carving, no eyes, no mouth, only the nose is slightly raised.

At the same time, because it has been left out of the refrigerator for too long, the icy feeling no longer exists on it.

In other words, this is really just an ordinary doll...

Seeing this, Chen You didn't feel disappointed because he had a new idea when he bought this doll.

In the weird stories he created before, Chen You discovered a lot of hidden rules. These rules are not the pieces of knowledge that he put into his mind when he signed the contract, but things that he needs to experiment step by step and slowly explore.

For example, the influence of distance on the number of strange talk points, such as the use of Nian, these all need to be explored by Chen You a little bit.

Now, Chen You gradually realized that the strange stories created by notes can actually be classified into three categories for the time being.

The first category is the weird talk created out of thin air, such as "The Portrait of Crying" and "The Mouth Closed Forever".

As for the second category, it is based on things or deeds that exist in reality, and then processed and generated strange stories, such as "Return to the Soul" and "The Smiling Man".

Compared with the first category, the second category seems to have many more situations that are out of control. For example, the death of Ji Furong was something Chen You never expected.

The third category is a hidden rule recently discovered by Chen You. UU reading www.uukanshu.com uses notes to actively give some creatures the power of strange talk, making it a special existence...

The third category is actually the most evil. After the writing is successful, it is not the strange talk factor, but the rarer thoughts!

This kind of cost is even more huge than creating a strange story. After all, a "Crying Portrait" only costs 300 strange story factors, or because of the distance, if you close the distance, you only need 200 strange story factors to get it done.

However, it took a full 5 points of thought to give this power to a mouse.

5 points of recitation equals 500 points for each of the five strange talk factors of joy, anger, sadness, resentment, and fear.

Moreover, it’s not enough to just use a puff as an experiment. The mouse is still a mouse after all. Even if it gains the power of weird talk, it is still a mouse. Its simple thinking will not make it crazy, but if the weird talk is injected into human What about in the body?

Chen You was not sure, even if he obtained the power of Wei Tan according to Puff's method, he couldn't guarantee that he would not be delirious, or even be attacked by the power of Wei Tan.

After all, the lessons from the past were there, and the difference between Derpy and the white woman was still fresh in his memory.

So, he thought of a more eclectic way, that is, to transform an object into a strange story.

In this way, the one who holds that item can use this power indefinitely without worrying about backlash?

This is why Chen You chose this doll.

Of course, there may still be some rules and restrictions, but this is indeed a safer method than directly giving yourself the power of whimsy.

Thinking of this, Chen You began to think about what kind of weird stories he should write to inject into the doll's body...