I Have Saitama's Physique In The World Of Fairy Tail

"Jie Jie Jie! Mirajane, just stay here for me!" Gajeel tricked Mirajane into a house and locked her up, then sneaked away with a cunning expression.

"Damn Gajeel, I must not let him succeed!" Mirajane clenched her fists angrily and tried to rush out of the door, only to find a photo of Raphael posted on the door.

"Ah ah ah, he is so bad!" Mirajane couldn't do anything anymore.

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"Shrimp~ Sir Lucy, what are you going to do today?" the Cancer hairstylist asked looking at Lucy in front of the mirror.

"Today is the day when the reporter from Weekly Sosala comes to interview! I want to look beautiful and stand out from the crowd!"

Lucy said excitedly.

"Okay! Shrimp~" Cancer operated for a while, Lucy...no change! Just a haircut...

"I will definitely become famous in China!" Looking at her beautiful self in the mirror, Lucy cheered herself up! After all, I wore low-cut clothes just for today...

"The guild... is so chaotic..." Lucy suddenly felt like she had lost her ideals. She felt that reporters would definitely not be willing to come to such a guild.

"Guilds have always been like this!" Erza, wearing a brand new armor, appeared next to Lucy.

"Wow, Erza, you are very different today!" Lucy looked at Erza with golden eyes.

"This is the latest model from heart Kreuz!" Erza put her hands on her hips and showed it to Lucy.

"Oh ~ Fairy Queen! She's a real person! So cool!" A passionate and excited boy suddenly said. Lucy and the two turned to look, and it turned out to be a reporter.

"Ah, you are the reporter from Weekly Sosala!" Lucy looked at him in surprise and quickly introduced herself, "My name is Lucy, I'm from Erza..."

"If possible, can I ask you a few questions?" Reporter Jason ignored Lucy and followed Erza.

Lucy was instantly petrified, and she didn't expect to be ignored.

"How many sets of armor do you have in total? Which one is your favorite..." Jason kept asking Erza questions. Lucy had no choice but to walk to the table nearby and sit down.

"Pfft!" Happy looked at Lucy's embarrassment and covered her mouth and laughed at her.

"I don't want to be laughed at by you..." Lucy turned around to settle the score with Happy, but found that Happy was also being interviewed by Jason, and instantly shivered, "Lost..."

At this moment, Jason turned to look at her in surprise. Lucy quickly managed her expression. Just when she thought it was her turn, Jason knocked her away.

"Ah! It's Gray—the living Gray—"

Jason rushed towards Gray excitedly, but what did he hit? He didn’t know, maybe it was some kind of stool!

Lucy looked at Jason angrily. What kind of taste did she have? She actually went to visit a naked man, and a beautiful woman was right here, okay?

Wait! Undress? Lucy came up with a good idea. She pretended to be too hot, fanning herself while slowly opening her shoulder straps: "It's so hot~ Should I take it off too~"

"Reporter! Where are you?!" With a loud shout, Lucy was thrown away along with the table, and Natsu looked around looking for the reporter with a blazing mouth.

"Cool~~ It's Natsu!!! The magician I want to see the most!!!" Jason became even more excited and couldn't control himself.

"boom!"

Looking at Jason who was knocked away by Natsu and slid in front of her, Lucy looked at him with black lines on her head. She didn't forget to record it even though she was like this. How dedicated!

Lucy suddenly found Jason looking at her blankly, and felt happy: "Do you have anything to ask..."

"Cool! It's Elfman!" Jason instantly jumped up and rushed towards Elfman.

Lucy instantly leaned against the wall as weakly as an abandoned kitten.

"Ahhh, it's Cana!"

"Oh, the Shadow Gear Team! The legendary triangle team!"

" Raphael-sama!!! I heard that you and Miss Mira have confirmed your relationship? Is that true!"

"President Makarov! Please tell me about your expectations for the guild!"

Lucy stared blankly at Jason's various interviews and photo shoots. Even Happy was interviewed, but she was ignored.

"Wow... You don't take me seriously at all!" Lucy cried to the sky, and then as if she had made up her mind, "No! I'll fight! Although it's embarrassing!"

A moment later, Lucy came out in a bunny girl costume, and was about to attract Jason's attention, when suddenly the guild went dark!

A microphone and some music equipment appeared at Lucy's place, and... a white suit version of Gajeel appeared there.

" Gajeel?! Shouldn't it be Mira?!" Raphael spurted out a mouthful of milk, all on Lisanna's head.

"Wow... Brother-in-law..." Raphael hurriedly comforted the crying Lisanna.

"Bang! Click! Buzz! Clang!" Spotlights came on from nowhere, and Gajeel started playing the guitar!

The wine in Gray and Natsu's mouths instantly flowed down: "This guitar is so bad..."

"There are not many guilds willing to hire me..."

"The evil wolf who is taken in will become docile..."

"Even yesterday's enemy! I will want to present this song as a friend..."

"An original song: best friend for everyone!"

Gajeel cleared his throat, and everyone began to look forward to it!

"Too-too-too-sobbi-too-ba-cha-la-la-"

Everyone was petrified in an instant, and Raphael was among those who were madly pinching Lisanna because she fainted from Gajeel's singing.

"You sing so badly! Did you lock me up just to steal my performance? Go to hell!" A figure suddenly appeared and kicked Gajeel away, saving everyone from this deadly singing.

It turned out to be Mirajane! She finally came out of the room, but there seemed to be a corner of paper sticking out of her arms.

"Listen to me, this is real music!" Mirajane instantly changed into a cheongsam dress, holding a guitar and sitting on a chair. "I stroke the desk without you..." "Under the night sky tonight, I am also alone..." "Look up at the stars - I pray..." Gajeel sat on the side and listened quietly, drinking wine, and everyone was also listening quietly to this song written for working outside. "Let's dance!" Mirajane smiled at Lucy who was listening behind her intoxicatedly during the interlude. "Ah? Ah! Good!" Lucy woke up from the song and danced to the music. And Raphael also took a guitar and walked to Mirajane's side without knowing when, smiled at her, and sang together. "Come back here~ this home that belongs to you~"

"Because there are people here~ waiting~"

"Your return——"

Outside the gate of the guild, a hooded and ragged man stood at the door. He listened to the singing and laughter inside, and his face covered by the hood instantly became wet. He... cried.

"Lucy..."