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There are three beautiful characters written on the banner of the temple gate: Bogong Temple.

That is.

This is an earth temple dedicated to the earth god.

The couplets pasted on both sides of the front of the main hall:

Earth can produce all things,

The land can send thousands of blessings.

Inside the main hall, it was old and shabby visible to the naked eye, with a thick layer of dust all over the place, and there was only one dilapidated altar table, which could be blown down by a gust of wind.

In front of the altar, there are three futons, which seem to be woven from wicker.

On the altar table, there were several plates, white porcelain bowls, candlesticks without candles, and an incense burner mixed with rat droppings.

Most of the offerings on the plates were steamed buns, moldy and black.

The offerings placed in the bowl should be peaches, which are rotten and smelly.

Behind the altar, against the wall, stood a clay sculpture, standing with hands behind their backs, looking up at the sky at forty degrees, covered with many spider webs.

On the chest of the clay sculpture, I don’t know who wrote two lines of graffiti in small characters, which are also couplets:

There are temples but no monks, the wind sweeps the ground,

More incense than candles and less moonlighting.

Such a small temple, so dilapidated.

But Dian Wei stretched out his head and glanced, but was startled.

I saw a monster squatting on the futon in front of the altar. His skin was as white as a bone. He was only one meter tall, and his head was exaggeratedly bigger than his body.

The huge head was pressed on the thin neck, which was extremely twisted and weird.

There seemed to be a human face on the head, which was full of wrinkles, with hollow and gloomy eyes, no eyebrows, a red nose, and a crooked mouth.

Scabies was also growing all over his head, densely packed, and it looked very oozing.

This ghostly appearance is already very frightening, but what is even more frightening is that its body is surprisingly translucent.

If I had to use an analogy, this monster is like Gollum in Lord of the Rings, a fat version.

ghost?!

Dian Wei's heart was terrified, this is not a chance, it is clearly a ghost in daylight.

He didn't even think about it, he turned around and ran away.

Young man, can you see me? Suddenly, an old and dejected voice came.

Dian Wei tensed all over, and slowly turned his half-turned head back.

The monster was looking over, and its eyes fell on Dian Wei's face, seeing Dian Wei turned his head and focused his pupils on it, it suddenly got excited, and said: You can hear my voice, too, can't you?

Dian Wei's Adam's apple twitched, trying to stay calm.

This ghost spits out human words, so it should be able to communicate.

Also, it's broad daylight, ghosts can't run into the sun, can they?

Dian Wei took a step back, stood in the sunlight, and said boldly, Who are you, who is the most sacred?

This question comes out.

The monster became even more excited, and even said: I dare not be holy, the little god is just a local land lord, surnamed Zhang and named Wende.

Lord of the land, just you? Dian Wei blinked, surprise written all over his face.

Dare to feel that this ghost is the master of this earth temple!

In Journey to the West, the Old Man of the Land who was called to come and go by Monkey Brother in Journey to the West unexpectedly appeared in front of his eyes.

It's a wonderful world.

Dian Wei was amazed, and immediately thought, if there is an earth god here, then are the gods and Buddhas of the heavens also...

At this time, Lord Tudi took a few steps forward, looked at Dian Wei carefully with empty eyes, and said with a trembling face, It's weird, you are obviously just a mortal, how can you see the 'Yin God'?

Dian Wei didn't know what was going on.

Also, what is Yinshen?

He pondered for a while, and said: Master of the Land, yesterday a monster ate up the entire village.

After all, he stared at the land father to see his reaction.

Since you are a land, if there are monsters running into your land, you will not be indifferent.

Hearing this, the Lord of the Land sighed: That is a 'Bodhisattva', alas, a Bodhisattva wants to eat people,

The little god is powerless to stop it!

What did you say, Bodhisattva? Dian Wei was startled, thinking he had heard wrong, Bodhisattva, cannibalism?

What do Bodhisattvas eat if they don't eat people? Earth Lord asked back, That's right, you're just a mortal, how could you know what a Bodhisattva is?

Dian Wei was speechless, Then, will the Bodhisattva come back?

No, he was just passing by here, and he should have been a hundred thousand miles away by now. The Land Lord shook his head, and sat down slowly, with a giant baby's head on his head.

Young man, what's your name? The Land Lord asked.

Dian Wei wondered, as a land, would he not know the residents on his land?

but……

Judging from the situation, it seemed that the land lord really didn't know him.

My name is Dian Wei. Dian Wei said silently.

Well, young man Dian, you showed up at the right time. The Lord of the Earth nodded, The little god was shaken by the bodhisattva's roar, and the Yin God collapsed, and he will soon perish.

Another long sigh.

Dian Wei narrowed his eyes slightly, feeling that the land lord was about to die.

I, Zhang Wende, was born a child prodigy. I started practicing martial arts at the age of eight, formally entered martial arts at the age of ten, became a coach at the age of forty-seven, and became a walker at the age of ninety-five. I have been in the world for more than a hundred years and died at the age of two hundred and nine In the hands of the enemy.

After my death, I received Master's kindness. Not only did I keep the yin spirit from dispersing, but it also helped me become a land lord. I own a town and accept more than 100,000 people to pray with incense and incense, and enjoy boundless blessings.

Unexpectedly, the good luck did not last long, and the master also died at the hands of the thieves. I lost my body and spirit. I lost my protection, was destroyed by the wicked, and was driven out of the city. I wandered around, traveled to many places, and finally came to lingering in this ruined temple.

I never expected that a bodhisattva would pass by here, and the power of the roar would shake me seriously.

Speaking of this, Lord Tu Di looked at Dian Wei, You must have also felt the terror of the Bodhisattva, just the sound of his breathing can make your seven orifices bleed.

Dian Wei pricked up his ears to listen to the land lord's nagging.

Although he didn't understand a lot of the content, he didn't ask too much.

God knows if this dying land lord will use some evil methods to save the dog's life, such as seizing the house or something.

Dianwei, the little god's life is not long. The land lord sighed, You and I are destined, and the little god wants to give you a great fortune.

Dian Wei immediately became vigilant.

The direction of this dialogue seems to be a standard plot of some bad dramas.

Do not make jokes.

You and I are not relatives, so don't give away cheating things like Great Creation, and don't trick me, I don't want to die so quickly.

The Land Lord opened his mouth and vomited out.

Crash!

Spit a cloud of slime from the Landlord's mouth.

The Earth Lord stretched out his hand and pawed at the mucus twice, revealing a square seal immediately.

Dianwei, can you see this? asked the Lord of the Land.

Dian Wei nodded, A square seal.

The Land Lord nodded: This is the Land Lord's seal, and the person who holds this seal is the land god.

As he said that, the land master handed over the seal, Dianwei, the little god wants you to take over the seal and become a land.

Dian Wei was puzzled and said in surprise, Earth God, you can be anything you like? Anyone can do it?

Of course not. You must hold the exclusive seal of the land god to become a land. Land Gonglian said.

Dian Wei understood.

The land god is a priesthood, but this position only recognizes the seal and not the person, and whoever holds the seal is the one.

To become a land, there are only two paths.

One, accepting the canonization, this is how I become the land;

Second, inherit from the land god, and I choose you as the successor.

The Earth Lord explained carefully, Generally speaking, only the 'Yin God' can see the seal, so only the 'Yin God' is eligible to become the Earth God, but you seem to be born with different pupils, so you are also eligible.

Dian Wei didn't dare to take it, and said cautiously: Lord of the Land, what virtue can I do? Besides, I don't get paid for nothing.

The land lord uttered the famous saying that killing people does not pay for their lives: The little god has something to ask...