I Heard A Hallucination After A Breakup, And The Whole Internet Felt Sorry For Me

The three of them were worried that Wang Ze was fake.

It’s true to watch the fun!

But all these people came to the door.

Surprisingly, there was no sound of Wang Ze wailing.

It’s very unscientific!

The three of them poked their heads out of the gate with excitement.

What came into view was the scene of Wang Ze frantically cooking rice.

ah?

Ding Zhixing, Li Xin'er, and Xue Qianxue were speechless.

The scene in front of me is simply beyond description!

Didn’t Wang Ze say that he was going to defeat the [handsome and attractive combination]?

Why are you still sitting at the table and eating!

Damn it!

Could this kid just come here to eat well?

The so-called coming to defeat Gu Fan is just an excuse to deceive them?

The group leaders of [Universe Super Invincible Revenge Alliance] have rebelled!

and!

[Handsome and handsome combination] What’s going on with these four green haired guys!

Wang Ze was still cooking rice seriously.

It is indeed the cooking skills taught by Senior Sister Yu Taoyu!

really not bad!

While eating, Wang Ze couldn't help but sigh.

"Oh~it smells so good~"

Gu Fan looked up instantly.

He looked towards Wang Ze with a shocked expression.

He felt that the words he just said had an inexplicable sense of familiarity.

Damn it!

Are you, the Wang family, so fickle?

There was a Wang Jingze in his previous life.

Blue Star has you Wang Ze?

The audience in the live broadcast room enjoyed it.

"Previous Wang Ze: Is the food you cook as delicious as mine? Current Wang Ze: Oh, it tastes so good~"

"Hahaha, you made me laugh so hard, it's so fragrant!"

"You have to be the one to change your face!"

"Wang Ze is so funny, hahahaha!"

"Gu Fan was so shocked that his face changed!"

"..."

The audience in the live broadcast room was happy.

Ding Zhixing spit on him harshly.

"Bah! Traitor!"

...

Three heads suddenly appeared at the door, covering up a few bits of light.

And this small change did not escape the observation of several people.

Except Wang Ze, Gu Fan and others noticed.

Gu Fan reached out and poked Wang Ze.

Wang Ze looked up at Gu Fan blankly.

Gu Fan pointed to the door.

Wang Ze turned around and saw his three teammates in an instant.

Eight eyes facing each other.

The atmosphere gradually became awkward.

Wang Ze put down his bowl and chopsticks and stammered: "Well... do you believe me when I say this was an accident?"

Ding Zhixing sneered and said, "Is this how you inquire about military information? Did you inquire about the enemy's dinner table?"

Li Xin'er echoed Ding Zhixing and imitated Wang Ze's words just now: "That's right! Oh, it smells so good~"

Xue Qianxue slowly shook her head: "Wang Ze, you disappoint us so much!"

You, Wang Ze, still have oil on your lips!

It was an accident to try to deceive us!

You are a liar!

We now have reason to doubt!

On his first day there, Wang Ze also ate here with the handsome and handsome group!

Otherwise, why was the rice in the bowl still uneaten when Wang Ze came back that day?

He also said, "Chen Yi is too mean, it affects his appetite."

In fact, it’s all to excuse myself from eating secretly!

"Hmph! Let's go back and wash the dishes!"

Ding Zhixing turned around and left.

Li Xin'er and Xue Qianxue followed closely behind.

They feel betrayed!

They were obviously still waiting for Wang Ze to bring the dishes back before they started washing the dishes!

Wang Ze actually had sex with this handsome guy!

Disappoint their good intentions!

Go back and wash the dishes!

Let Wang Ze wash his own bowl!

"Brother Ding! Listen to my explanation! It was really an accident!"

Wang Ze stepped out with one foot, trying to catch up with his teammates.

But suddenly I remembered that the meal was not finished yet.

He turned around three times, finished the meal and chased him out again.

Chasing and shouting all the way.

"Brother Ding! Listen to my explanation!"

"Xin'er, you have to believe me!"

"Qianxue, I am really innocent!"

"This is really an accident! I really didn't rebel! The handsome guy's food really doesn't taste good!"

"..."

Wang Ze felt anxious in his heart!

He is the leader of the [Universe Super Invincible Revenge Alliance]!

Now what if none of his right-hand men trust him?

The audience in the live broadcast room really couldn't hold back.

"The duplicity depends on you, Wang Ze. While chasing someone, you turn around to eat."

"It's so hard to judge Wang Ze!"

“It smells so good~~~~”

"Wang Ze should be called Brother Zhenxiang from now on, it's so funny!"

"..."

Wang Ze chased him home.

Fortunately, his three teammates didn't see him chasing half of them back to eat.

Otherwise, the feelings may really disappear.

At this time, Ding Zhixing and the others had already started washing the dishes.

Wang Ze rushed into the kitchen and shouted, taking two steps at a time.

"Brothers and sisters, you must believe me!"

"..."

The three of them did not speak.

Ding Zhixing glanced at Wang Ze and asked, "Where is your bowl?"

"Forehead......"

Wang Ze scratched his head and said, "It broke."

"That's right! My bowl broke and the rice spilled on the floor, so I ate at Gu Fan's place!"

Wang Ze suddenly found the reason for the explanation and immediately became excited.

"It's harmful to...Brother Wang! There's really no need for us to tell such a lie. If you dare to take it seriously, go and get the bowl back." Ding Zhixing said helplessly.

He originally wanted to continue to be angry.

Then I thought about it.

Except for Wang Ze, they don’t know how to cook!

What will you eat then?

Then I can barely forgive Wang Ze.

But this Wang Ze is still lying.

Seeing that his brothers didn't believe it, Wang Ze quickly ran to Gu Fan and took the trash can over.

Take a look at the residue inside.

The three of them actually already somewhat believed in Wang Ze.

Wang Ze is not the kind of person who deliberately throws bowls and wastes food just to eat.

Then let Wang Ze go temporarily.

but.

And one more thing.

"Brother Wang, are the dishes cooked by Gu Fan delicious?"

"tasty."

Although Wang Ze didn't want to admit it, it was the fact.

The four brothers and sisters of the [Ultimate Tyrannosaurus Warriors Team] have just reconciled.

Chen Yi yelled at their kitchen door with his hands on his hips.

"Wang Ze, are you not taking your medicine? Where did you take our trash can? This is the first time I have seen someone robbing a trash can! I am really speechless."

...

Just because the four of them have green hair.

[Handsome and cute group] became popular together.

In fact, dyeing your hair green is a small thing.

Most artists have dyed their hair green.

But this is the only one who became popular because of dyeing her hair green.

Of course, this is also thanks to the clickbait partisans on the Internet.

Look, is this a title that a serious person can get?

【Shock! New singer Chen Yi was openly cheated on by his teammates on the show! Is this a distortion of human nature or a loss of morality? 】

[Three views exploded, Gu Fan actually fell in love with Chen Yi in front of him! 】

[Relationships in the entertainment industry are really difficult to evaluate! The four artists are in love with each other! Shocking netizens for a whole year]

【Oh my God! The combination of handsome and cute guys who have been cheated on is so good-looking! 】

Just a title.

It’s enough to attract countless melon-eating netizens.

Some netizens even go to websites that don’t look right just by looking at the title.

Trying to find some videos that serious websites don't allow uploading.

There are countless online keyboard warriors who don’t even read the content. They don’t even know who Gu Fan and Chen Yi are, and they just start cursing when they come in.

"I told you Gu Fan's character is not good, but you still don't believe it!"

"nausea!"

"Three views exploded! All I can say is!"

"Your circle is so chaotic!"

The responses below these comments are also interesting.

"Le, this is the trigger keyword, right?"

"I'm laughing so hard. The blogger is a headline-grabber. You really only read the headline!"

"A bunch of melons just follow the trend without even understanding the actual content."

"The blogger is also a real dog, Mad, and Weibo's headline-grabbers. I really thought Chen Yi was cheated on by Gu Fan! Come in and take a look and dye his hair! Holy shit! I'm so angry!"

Very soon.

Netizens who went to the wrong website are back.

Also ask in the comment section.

"Boys, do you have any video resources of Chen Yi being raped?"

"Same request!"

"Fathers, please provide us with resources!"

There are many enthusiastic citizens gathered under this kind of comment that seems wrong at first sight.

They silently posted the video of Gu Fan and others dyeing their hair.

Netizens who didn't think quite right were speechless after reading it.

"It's not this. What we want is the one in the title!"

"That's what the title says."

"????"

"Aren't you being raped?"

"You just want to tell me whether the hair in the video is green or not?"

"..."

All the netizens who felt something was not right were devastated.

Their pants are off!

Just show them this?

Isn't it just dyeing your hair?

Why did you choose a title that could easily mislead the audience?

grass!

Stupid headline party!

Except for the [handsome and attractive combination].

Wang Ze is also popular.

He was dubbed "Brother Zhenxiang" by netizens.

Two of his actions on the show were made into emoticons by netizens.

The first emoticon is - cut ~ I definitely don't have it. Can your fried dishes be as delicious as mine? .GIF

The second emoticon package is - Ouch~it smells so good~.GIF

Wang Ze accidentally got out of the circle like this.

In some ways.

He actually defeated Gu Fan once.

But he doesn't know yet.

And even if he knew, he probably wouldn't admit it.

Not handsome at all!

It doesn’t fit his image and temperament!

...

After the rain, the sky clears up.

Start the next day.

It’s time to start working again.

Today the handsome and cute group received a special mission.

The title given by the program team is this.

[An old uncle in the village raised a large pen of pigs. They have been eating feed since they were born. Today they want to eat something different...]

Speaking in human terms means cutting grass and feeding pigs.

The four Gu Fans who were on the show didn't think there was any problem.

The audience in the live broadcast room kept complaining about this copywriting.

"Oh my god, this is the same copywriter every time. Can your program team be a little more lazy? These pigs eat pigweed many times in every episode, and they say they keep eating feed!"

"I think Director Liu is really itchy."

"By the way, will any of the guests be scared by Piggy this time?"

“Can people still be scared by pigs?”

"Absolutely! Especially the female guests are the easiest to be frightened. The pigs here are different."

"How can a pig be different?"

"It's really different. The pig here is so lustful..."

"ah???"

The four of them still didn’t know what happened in the live broadcast room.

They arrived at the pig-raising uncle's house early.

The uncle explained to the four people what kind of grass pigs like to eat.

After the four of them got to know each other, they began to look for pigweed all over the mountains and fields, cut it and brought it back.

The four of them were busy for a while.

There were four baskets full of pigweed.

Then we walked home together along the rice fields.

Came to the pigsty at uncle's house.

The four of them were shocked.

A big pen of pigs indeed!

There are more than a dozen of them.

The pigweed they had was definitely not enough to eat, and they would have to make another trip.

Seeing so many pigs, Bai Xier couldn't help but be surprised.

"So many Bajies!"

As soon as I smell a strange smell.

All the pigs around started to get restless.

Gu Fan and the four began to feed the pigs with long forks and skewers of pig grass.

Gu Fan just walked over.

A group of pigs stood in a row waiting to be fed.

^(*￣(oo)￣)^

^(*￣(oo)￣)^

^(*￣(oo)￣)^

Gu Fan sent the pigweed down.

The pigs immediately became frantic and began to grab madly.

Gu Fan just stood there and watched them eat.

This was an amazing experience for him.

Gu Fan thought of a very interesting song while watching it.

Just hummed it casually.

"Pig! You have two holes in your nose

When you have a cold, you still have a snotty nose

pig! You have dark eyes

I look and I look but I can't see the edge

pig! your ears are so big

No matter how loud you are, you can't hear me calling you stupid.

pig! Your tail is curled and curled

It turns out that I can’t live without it even when I’m running and jumping~”

The pigs don't know that Gu Fan is singing about them.

Still continuing to eat.

The audience in the live broadcast room was stunned when they heard Gu Fan humming with melody.

A series of question marks crossed the screen of the live broadcast room.

"???????"

"Is Gu Fan singing a song about pigs?"

"Huh? This can also be turned into a song?"

"Really or not? Did you hear it wrong? Maybe Gu Fan is humming nonsense."

"Didn't he just see the pig?"

"Improvisation?"

"I'll listen again to see if I'm singing about pigs."

"..."

The audience in the live broadcast room listened carefully to see if Gu Fan was really singing about pigs.

Bai Xi'er quietly walked up to Gu Fan and tugged at the corner of Gu Fan's clothes.

Gu Fan turned his head in confusion.

Bai Xier pointed in one direction.

"Gu Fan, the pig over there is so weird!"

"What's wrong?"

Gu Fan looked in the direction Bai Xier pointed.

I happened to see the big pig standing up supporting the wall.

At this time, the pig was still lying next to the wall.

He grinned stupidly at Gu Fan with his big teeth.

"What's weird?"

Gu Fan scratched his head.

Unexpectedly, the "lady" Bai Xi'er, who is not afraid of anything, is actually afraid of pigs?

Bai Xi'er huddled behind Gu Fan and whispered: "I heard from Xin'er Qianxue and the others that there are two perverted pigs in this program. The two pigs are next to each other. One likes boys and the other likes girls. That one should be the perverted pig who likes girls. The guy next to me must be a pervert who likes boys."

How scary the perverted pig is! If she met a pervert, she would be a jerk, but this pervert was so scary!

"ah?"

Gu Fan doesn't believe that pigs are lustful.

He raised his legs and walked towards the so-called perverted pig.

Halfway through, the original perverted pig remained motionless.

Another "sexy pig" next to it rushed over as soon as it saw Gu Fan, hit the fence directly, and looked at Gu Fan with a groan.

Gu Fan was shocked.

"F*ck! Azhu, are you serious!"

Gu Fan quickly retreated.

This pig.

He didn't dare to feed.

Gu Fan turned to look at Chen Yi who was happily teasing the pig with pigweed on the other side.

It immediately came to mind.

"Handsome brother, the two pigs there are so fierce! I don't dare to feed them, do you dare to go?"

ps: "Pig Song", sung by: Xiangxiang, lyrics and music: Mao Hui.

Just for fun, my dears.