I kidnapped an alien civilization

Oslo International Airport, Norway

As soon as he stepped out of the cabin and stepped onto the gangway, Li Mo saw several young Norwegians holding up the slogan Welcome Li Mo to Norway. There were also several stretched Rolls-Royces parked beside them.

The passengers behind him stared at this scene dumbfounded, and the pick-up came to the tarmac. This kind of thing is not common in normal times. Could it be that there are celebrities and dignitaries on the same plane?

Li Mo walked down the gangway slowly.

A blonde girl offers a bouquet of flowers.

Welcome to Oslo.

We are students of the University of Oslo, entrusted by the Norwegian Academy of Sciences, to welcome Mr. Li Mo, the Abel Prize winner.

The girl's English is very standard.

Thanks!

Xia Qing rushed out from behind and took the bouquet.

Abel Prize? That young man from China won this year's Abel Prize? The passenger on the same plane next to him understood what was going on. He didn't expect a Chinese to win this award, and he was still so young.

Li Mo, come on! A man with a big belly gave Li Mo a thumbs up.

Student Li Mo, can you sign my name on my clothes? A girl rushed up impatiently.

Looking at her clothes, Li Mo took a few steps back.

Tell the people who came to greet us, let's leave quickly, otherwise it will affect others.

Seeing more and more people gathered beside him, he confessed to Xia Qing.

Soon, under Xia Qing's coordination, the convoy left Oslo International Airport.

Li Mo leaned against the car window. Compared with the big cities in China, the streets of Oslo seemed crowded and narrow, and most of the houses on both sides were only six or seven stories high. Interestingly, most of the squares will place a group of realistic human figures.

Foreign countries are open, and the sculptured children don't wear pants. Li Mo's mother said in surprise.

The Norwegian girl next to him said: That is a statue of a Belgian child. It is said that a little boy named Juliansk in Belgium discovered that the enemy was preparing to blow up the city with explosives. He had a quick wit and urinated on the burning fuse, thereby Put out the fuse and save everyone.

I said, foreign children can't be naked. Li Mo's mother had a knowing expression.

At this time, the convoy stopped slowly, and a group of Norwegians in national costumes surrounded a float on the street. There was a Snow White and 7 dwarves dancing on the float. It attracted passers-by to stop and watch.

The congested streets forced the convoy to park on the side of the road and wait.

This is our Norwegian float parade, the Norwegian girl explained.

Xia Qing asked curiously, Is it a holiday today?

Float parades are not just for festivals. Norwegian floats are also organized by fans on weekdays. The Norwegian girl said.

The passers-by dancing with the floats outside the window may be happy enough to make them forget the troubles of the week.

Life needs a sense of ritual. Li Mo thought of a saying on the Internet, which is perfect for this time.

Slender waist ceremony for life? The Norwegian girl next to me repeated in broken Mandarin.

Xia Qing showed a surprised look.

Can you speak Chinese!

The Norwegian girl showed a confident expression on her face: My classmates all said that I speak the common law with an old nose.

Xia Qing covered her face and smiled.

May I ask who you studied common law with?

Good guy, two dialects can be mixed in a sentence, and ordinary people can't teach it.

My classmate, he is an exchange student from Guangzhou University. It is said that his hometown is in the Northeast. The girl replied.

A student from Northeast China was admitted to a university in Guangdong, then studied in Norway, and taught a Norwegian girl to speak Mandarin.

Li Mo decided to have a chance to meet this amazing classmate.

Although the driver drove the car leisurely, the destination was reached soon. After all, Oslo is not a big city.

Li Mo and his party were arranged to rest at the Royal Hotel in Oslo, waiting for the awards ceremony two days later.

Mo, although our family is not considered a scholarly family, we are also clean. You and that Assistant Xia cannot live together like this. Li Mo's mother saw Li Mo leading Xia Qing into the same room.

Mom, this is a suite. How many rooms are there? Li Mo couldn't laugh or cry.

.I have no other intentions, just to remind you.

Li Mo's mother never makes mistakes.

Warm water poured from the shower head and sprinkled on the body, filling the bathroom with white mist.

Li Mo closed his eyes, enjoying the rare purity.

Tuk tuk... Someone knocked on the door.

Boss, boss!

Xia Qing's hurried voice came from outside the door.

Li Mo thought: ??? Was it guessed by my mother?

No, no, no, no, no! He pretended not to hear.

The sound of knocking on the door changed from Tuk Tuk Tuk... to an ear-piercing Bang Bang...

Li Mo decided to play dead to the end.

There was no response, and the knock on the door changed from Bang bang bang... to a deafening Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!

At this time, Li Mo remembered that she had learned Kung Fu, and the door of this five-star hotel might not be able to stand her a few times.

Li Mo turned off the shower head regardless of the foam all over his body, and quickly finished dressing.

Half a minute later, a head protruded from the bathroom. When he saw the person coming from the living room, the hesitation and dissatisfaction on Li Mo's face immediately disappeared, and his eyes widened.

This is normal. Anyone who has just finished a shower and is about to go out of the bathroom sees more than a dozen strangers in the living room and a huge camera pointing at him. His performance may not be better than Li Mo's. good.

They are? Buttoning the wrong button with one hand, and pulling the crumpled clothes with the other, Li Mo cast doubtful eyes on Xia Qin who was rubbing her hands beside her.

This girl is really trying hard, her wrists are red from beating.

They said they were from Mango TV, and they broke in without making an appointment. Who knows if they are real. Making an appointment in advance is a sign of support and respect for the assistant's work, and these guys obviously angered Xia Qing.

Dear viewers in front of the TV, our long-awaited Abel Prize winner, Li Mo, finally came out of the bathroom after taking a shower.

Come say hello to everyone, classmate Li Mo.

When a person's shower is interrupted, and he has not put on his clothes yet, he is facing a camera, and there is a female host with a scent of fragrance coming to him with a microphone next to him, he will definitely not be in a good mood.

Of course, this is how Li Mo feels now.

Excuse me, who are you? He tried his best to suppress his emotions.

We are the Genius Brain column team of Tomato TV. We were filming location in Norway. When we heard that you won the Abel Prize, the program team decided to conduct an interview with you.

Genius brain? Li Mo has never heard of this program, in fact he has never watched any entertainment programs.

Have you made an appointment? He decided to vent his anger just now.