I kidnapped an alien civilization

Human beings are a group of intelligent animals, and the building of human civilization is built on the basis of mutual communication. In order to communicate more quickly, accurately and efficiently, human beings have invented language and characters. Hundreds of millions of exchanged messages spread rapidly around the world through various carriers every day, becoming a witness of civilization.

The basis of communication is accurate understanding. For this reason, various cumbersome grammars are specially formulated in human language to avoid ambiguity. However, in the face of a kind of alien information, how to interpret it correctly?

Nobody knows.

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Just when all the scientists in the world who received the beam signal were worried about how to decipher the information, a scene appeared on the big screen, which made them understand one thing: the aliens on this alien spacecraft are very considerate.

An alien creature with long fangs and horns appeared on the big screen. It has human-like limbs, is about 3 meters tall, has a huge body, and its face is hidden under a strange black mask. From the lightbulb-sized eyeballs, a purple light radiated.

Could this be the Gray Star? He looks too much like a monster in a horror movie.

Li Mo was shocked and stood up from his seat. Everyone in the laboratory was stunned, and couldn't help but look back at the boss, and then heaved a sigh of relief.

The picture on the big screen was shaking, and the Gray Stars seemed dissatisfied with the shooting angle, stretched out their sharp claws, and fiddled with the camera equipment left and right for ten to twenty minutes

The gray star man didn't seem to want to stop, and kept touching the camera with his paws.

Everyone in the laboratory looked at each other in blank dismay. Could it be that shaking the camera is the way aliens communicate. Or is it simply to choose an angle to show its mighty power?

Is it a fool not to know that cameras have autofocus?

Of course, the camera equipment on the alien spacecraft is likely to be different from the camera on the earth, but the scientific principle is universal in the entire universe. The rationale for rendering images should be the same.

It is really hard to imagine that the camera equipment of an advanced alien civilization still needs manual focusing.

Li Mo quietly watched the alien's retarded performance on the big screen, with a puzzled expression on his face.

In the brain, thousands of doubts gathered:

Manual adjustment.

Is it a problem with the extraterrestrial camera equipment, or is it a problem with the time and space of the earth?

On the screen, the Gray Star man also seems to be very confused. Every time he adjusts the direction and the standard position, there is always a difference of 2 millimeters, which makes the captured picture look crooked.

How did this 2mm error come about?

A third-level civilization must not even understand the most basic principles of optical imaging, so there is only one reason!

A thought more terrifying than alien warships invading the earth appeared in my mind.

Li Mo's complexion changed drastically, his whole body trembled, his legs became weak and he had to support the table with his hands.

On the forehead, a large drop of sweat dripped to the ground, making a click sound.

Boss, are you sick? Zhou Dong heard the sound, turned around and saw Li Mo's painful expression, and immediately walked over to help him onto the sofa beside him.

Li Mo, who was slumped on the sofa, shook his head and said in a low voice, I'm fine, I'm just a little tired.

Keep your voice down, don't worry everyone at this critical moment.

Zhou Dong realized in an instant that the alien invasion was imminent, and if the professor's body had problems, he couldn't imagine what the people would do.

Quietly handing over a cup of hot tea: Boss, do you want to invite the health care doctor to come?

According to the security manual formulated by the company, as an assistant, he should forcibly stop the boss's work and notify a professional medical team to come for consultation.

But the current situation is special Zhou Dong can't make up his mind.

After taking a sip of hot tea, Li Mo's face became much more normal: Zhou Dong, I'm fine!

Don't disturb them.

As he spoke, he pointed at the crowd who were watching the mentally handicapped alien's performance with their eyes wide open.

Thirty minutes later, the picture on the big screen was still crooked, and the alien finally gave up on the adjustment. It pointed the camera equipment at the glass glare window, and outside was the pitch-black universe, with stars twinkling silently.

An elliptical aperture attracts everyone's attention. There are countless small light spots scattered around the aperture, and 8 bright light spots inside rotate around an orange bright spot.

That's the solar system! Fang Lanshan excitedly pointed to a star field on the screen and said, That small spot of light should be the Kuiper asteroid belt.

Neptune, Uranus

The khaki one is Jupiter and the blue one is Earth!

Oh my god! It's showing us the position of the spacecraft!

This alien is too honest

Humans on Earth are a biological race good at fighting. After thousands of years of fighting, human beings have developed a complete set of military strategies. Among them, in a war, the first thing to do is to hide one's position.

Is this alien expressing friendship? Jing Jing opened her eyes wide, They came to Earth not for destruction, but for cultural exchange?

In the alien spaceship, it is actually a peaceful race?

This could explain the way the aliens took the initiative to reveal their location. Everyone became excited immediately. They were already thinking about what kind of video they would record to respond to this friendship.

Li Mo looked at this scene and sighed in his heart: Naive human beings still haven't given up their fantasy!

From the heart!

On the big screen, the originally terrifying alien monster suddenly became cute in the eyes of everyone.

You said, his eyes emit a charming purple light, does it look like he is wearing colored contact lenses? Xia Qing stared at the big screen and said, Could it be that this is an alien lady?

Fang Lanshan shook his head: Probably not. If the purple light is produced by itself, it means that this alien is not a carbon-based creature.

Since it is not a carbon-based organism, how to distinguish gender?

I'm just making an analogy! Xia Qing looked helpless, there was no way, Mozi Technology had too much wood.

Look, what is it doing with a big knife? Ou Dafei laughed and said, Are you going to show off your cooking skills to the people on Earth?

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On the big screen, the alien opened a black cabinet, which was filled with all kinds of strange weapons. It took out a large knife-like weapon from it, and returned to the table.

It was only when everyone noticed that there was a ball painted blue on the table.

The alien raised his head and glanced at the camera, his eyes bursting with purple light. It raised the big knife that was shining with white light, and slashed down fiercely, the ball was split into two halves.

Swish. Swish.!

Dozens of knife lights flashed, and the ball turned into a pile of dust.

The aliens swept the broken pieces to the ground with their hands, then put down the big knife, and stepped on the broken pieces fiercely.

Then he raised his head and raised his middle paw towards the camera.

Everyone is sluggish

after a long time.

Fuck!

This monster is definitely declaring war on Earth!