I kidnapped an alien civilization

In the high tower, facing his surprised wife, Captain Yumaz Lara held his chin and thought for a while, then asked: But, don't sleepless people just stay awake all day, how can we imitate it?

Husband, you may have misunderstood the meaning of the old man. The sleepless person does not mean that you can sleep, but let you do a job where you can't sleep.

Huang Mingzhu's explanation made Captain Yumazi Lala come to his senses, and he immediately stood up and paced back and forth: Imitation. Imitation is for me to imitate a profession!

After being reminded by his wife, Captain Yumaz Lara, who understood the true intentions of the Evernight Goddess, immediately found a job that could not sleep, as a grave keeper.

On Gay, it is believed that after death the soul goes to another world called Perfection.

In a perfect world, there is no suffering, no sorrow, only happiness, endless food, and endless wine.

It is the dream of every Gay commoner to be able to go to the perfect world. They gritted their teeth in hunger, they kept silent under the whip of the big landlord, they endured roasting in the fields, and endured the cold in the cold wind. To be able to enter the perfect world after death.

Of course, there are strict thresholds for entering the beautiful world. The most basic point is to have a cemetery, so that the body after death can be protected from wild beasts and preserved intact.

The person responsible for guarding the cemetery is the cemetery.

Because the cemetery needs to stay in the cemetery all year round, it is considered unknown by the Gay Stars, so only the most humble and humble people will do this kind of work.

Captain Yumaz Lara had to change from his silk robe to a filthy, stinky, ragged blouse. I had to take off the black lacquer high-soled boots embellished with pearls, and put on a pair of suspected shoes made of rags, with the ground exposed. Then, the hair that was meticulously groomed and exuding a fragrance was decorated with plant ash.

Captain Yumaz Lara, who appeared on the street, was already dressed as a low-level member of Star Gay. He easily found the crooked small house with a deep crack in the yellow mud wall at the gate of the city.

Captain Yumaz Lara bent over and squeezed into the house. An old man in an old official uniform was lying on the table and taking a nap. There were several wine bottles scattered around his feet, and the air smelled pungent. .

Master, I'm here to apply for the job. Captain Yumaz Lala stood for a while, but the old officer still didn't seem to wake up, so he had to shout softly.

After shouting twice, the old official still didn't wake up.

My lord! Captain Yumaz Lara had to raise his voice.

This time it worked, the old officer raised his head, wiped his reddened nose with his sleeve, and stared at Captain Yumaz Lala with bewildered eyes.

My lord, I'm here to apply for the job. Captain Yumaz Lala bent down, trying his best to behave like a lowly commoner.

Get out! The old official took a long time before his eyes gathered together. He looked up and down Captain Yumaz Lala, raised his eyebrows horizontally, curled his mouth slightly, and pointed out the door in disgust.

Can a pariah come in here too? Don't even look at your own identity!

I know, I know. Captain Yumaz Lala laughed with him, and exited the small house. When he reached the door, he was negligent for a moment, and even rubbed against the door beam, and the dust falling from above sprinkled his face.

Haha, a pariah is a pariah, you can't even walk! Captain Yumaz Lala's clumsy look made the old official turn from anger to laughter.

After leaving the hut, Captain Yumaz Lala stood at the door and waited. After a while, the old official came out staggeringly.

He didn't speak either, just looked at Captain Yumaz Lara with contempt.

Master, I heard that the old man Wang died in the Balipo cemetery outside the city, so I came here specially to apply for a cemetery guard. Captain Yumaz Lala bent down quickly and said with a smile.

Heh, look at your stupid appearance, you're quite well informed. Under the sunlight, the old official narrowed his eyes so badly that he shook his head, as if he hadn't completely shaken off his drunkenness, maybe It's because they don't want to break free at all.

Yes, yes, when I was a child, people in the village said that I could be an official, Captain Yumaz Lala said with a smile, his expression and way of speaking were exactly the same as those stupid people.

In order to achieve this, Huang Mingzhu specially asked Jia Ding to catch a few fools on the street for Captain Yumaz Lala to observe and learn from.

Being an official, hahahaha, I'm dying of laughter. The old official laughed so hard that he was now sure that this guy was a fool.

Can a fool be a grave keeper? cannot!

Let's go, someone has already chosen the guardian of the grave. The smile on the old official's face gradually disappeared, and he shook his head.

Captain Yumaz Lala calmly took out a cloth bag from his pocket and stuffed it into the oily pocket of the old officer, Master, these are the steamed buns that my mother asked me to bring you.

He still had a smirk on his face.

Steamed buns? The old official put his hand into his pocket, touched it hard, and felt a round hard object.

He frowned: This is not a steamed bun. As soon as the words came out of his mouth, he came to his senses, pursed his lips, and smiled: Oh, it is indeed a steamed bun. People are old and confused.

My mother said, you are not confused! Captain Yumaz Lala said stupidly.

Yes, yes, I am not confused, and you are not stupid! The old officer raised his face and laughed, he turned and walked into the hut, and when he came out again, he already had a rusty copper key in his hand.

The Kuangdang copper key was thrown at the feet of Captain Yumaz Lala.

This is the key to the Balipo cemetery. You should go to work today. He seemed to have remembered something, and then turned and walked into the hut, this time with an extra lantern in his hand.

The glass of the lantern has been blackened, and the old officer did not throw it on the ground this time, but stretched out his arms and handed it to Captain Yumaz Lala.

This is the guy you eat. Remember that it can only be lit when you are on patrol. Don't be like old man Wang, who lights up the lantern at every turn. There is not enough lamp oil for him.

He deserved to fall headfirst into the grave and die!

As he spoke, he spat out a mouthful of saliva.

This is the custom of the Gay people. People can be pigs, dogs, or worse than pigs and dogs when they are alive, but people become holy after death. Insulting the dead may prevent them from entering the perfect world in the future. But if you accidentally make a mistake, don't worry, just spit on the ground, and the one who was insulted will forgive you.

Of course, this statement has never been verified, after all, the dead will not jump out of the cemetery.

understand!

Captain Yumaz Lala took the food and turned around to leave. A whisper came from behind him: Boy, you have a good mother.

Captain Yumaz Lala, the good mother, grinned. The Pajero people have no parents, and they are all synthesized by genetic technology. If you want to talk about the mother, it must be the breeding machine with only a serial number but no name.

This was Huang Mingzhu's idea.

Can Huang Mingzhu be his wife? can't.

Balipo is eight miles away from Huangtu City. It is a barren hillside covered with shrubs. There is a small wooden house on the hillside, and a large cemetery in front of it.

The weeds on the tomb are flying with the wind, and under the sunlight, the black shadows of the branches and leaves are swaying, coupled with the crows calling from the woods, it gives people a creepy feeling.

Captain Yumaz Lara tightened his collar, took out the copper key and opened the crumbling wooden door, with several large holes that had been eaten by rats, exposing sawdust.

As soon as the door was opened, several black figures sprang out from the dark room on the ground, and Captain Yumaz Lala hurriedly dodged aside in fright.

It wasn't until the black shadows ran outside the house and disappeared into the weeds that Captain Yumaz Lala could see clearly that they were several big rats.

Lighting up the lantern, the house is in a mess, most of the place is occupied by branches, a few rags piled on the mound should be quilts, and a porcelain bowl with a hole is placed on a crooked table, the outside of the porcelain bowl is stained with dirt. It is full of dirt, and the original color can no longer be seen.

Captain Yumaz Lala has never been in such a messy environment since he fled to Planet Gay.

He hesitated for a moment, and finally he didn't have the courage to stay any longer. He moved the inner branches to the field outside and lit a bonfire.

Looking at the flames dancing in the wind, Captain Yumaz Lara regretted accepting Huang Mingzhu's suggestion and did not bring his team members along.

At the beginning, after Captain Yumaz Lara decided to become a tomb keeper in order to practice divine magic, he wanted to bring his team members along, so that they could protect themselves on the one hand, and help them do trivial things on the other.

Unexpectedly, after Huang Mingzhu knew his idea, she immediately waved her hand to express her disapproval. And she told her reason, a servant is a tomb keeper, is it really a tomb keeper?

To practice divine arts, one needs to truly imitate a profession, so that one can feel empathy and understand the true meaning of this profession.

Captain Yumaz Lara thought for a while, and finally agreed with this statement.

It's just that he didn't expect the grave guard's environment to be so bad.

Not only was the environment poor, but the treatment was even worse. Captain Yumaz Lala suppressed his nausea and pulled out two fist-sized sweet potatoes from the pile of firewood in the house.

These sweet potatoes are the food and only salary of the grave guards. Every month, the county government will send a batch of sweet potatoes, which are collected from the common people.

As night fell, the cemetery was immersed in darkness, and strange calls from unknown animals could be heard from time to time in the distance.

Captain Yumaz Lala threw most of the remaining sweet potatoes into the fire, lit the lanterns and began to perform the duties of grave keeper.

Gravekeepers rest during the day and work at night. He needs to patrol the cemetery all night.

Of course, this kind of patrol is not to prevent someone from robbing the tomb. After all, the people buried here are all civilians. The only property in their tomb is a thin coffin and a pair of clean clothes.

What the cemetery guards need to guard against are the wild animals that come down from the nearby mountains, such as wild dogs, wild boars, and wild wolves.

These guys would sneak into the cemetery at night, use their sharp claws to open the grave, dig out the corpses inside, and eat them.

Once the body is damaged, the original owner will not be able to enter the so-called perfect world, and even those who have already entered will be driven out by the guards of the perfect world due to mutilated limbs.

Protecting the integrity of the corpse is a big deal for the civilians of Gay Star. They will hand over their life savings to the government just to get a place to live in this cemetery after death.

The government took money from the common people, so it was natural to put on a show, so the profession of tomb keeper came into being.

As for whether a skinny old man who can fall in the wind can really protect the safety of their corpses, that is another matter, after all, corpses lying on the ground will not crawl out to complain.

With no one to supervise, Captain Yumaz Lala's work became easier. He only needs to walk around the cemetery twice every two hours with a lantern.

But today was his first day at work, and with imitation in mind, Captain Yumaz Lara decided to go around the entire cemetery.

Since there is only this cemetery in a radius of tens of miles, the harvest has been very bad in these years, and the area of ​​the cemetery has increased a lot, and there are graves piled on top of each other inside, which is extremely painful.

At midnight, Captain Yumaz Lara only patrolled more than half of the area. When he was about to go to the other side with a lantern in his hand, a mist suddenly rose around him.

Because of the cover of the mist, the potholes on the ground almost caused Captain Yumaz Lala to fall. When he picked up the lantern that fell on the ground, he suddenly had an inexplicable understanding in his heart.

This comprehension is unclear, but it made Captain Yumaz Lala feel that his night vision ability was stronger. The mist that could originally cover his eyes became transparent in an instant, and there were a few crickets hidden in the grass next to him. They could all see clearly, even a wild wolf hiding behind a big tree in the distance did not show a single figure, nor could it escape his gaze.

Captain Yumaz Lala pretended not to notice the wolf, and walked towards the big tree with a lantern in his hand.

The green eyes of the wild wolf behind the big tree flickered twice, and it opened its mouth, revealing its eerie white sharp teeth, and a trace of saliva flowed from the corner of its mouth.

Captain Yumaz Lala was humming a little song as he walked, and in the eyes of wild wolves, he was just a piece of fat walking.

The wild wolf is obviously a master hunter. It hid firmly behind the big tree, its ears pricked up, and its nose twitched lightly, until it felt that Captain Yumaz Lala was less than five steps away from it. Cai kicked off the ground with his back two legs, and rushed towards Captain Yumaz Lala.

Under the miserable moonlight, the wild wolf leaped high and rushed towards Captain Yumaz Lara from behind, until the wild wolf could already see the white and delicious neck of Captain Yumaz Lara, Captain Yumaz Lara Still nothing happens.

We can have a full meal today! The wild wolf was ecstatic.

Just when it felt that its sharp claws had pierced Captain Yumaz Lara's shoulder, it saw a fist appear in front of it.

The fist appeared very abruptly, it was close to the bridge of its nose in the next second, as if it appeared out of thin air.

The fist emitted a faint blue light, carrying a gust of wind, and attacked the wolf.

At some point, Captain Yumaz Lala had turned around, a strange purple light flashed in his eyes, and a sneer appeared at the corner of his mouth.