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"Everyone, let's go do the mission!"

"...Eh?"

Looking at the boy in front of me, I wondered if he was possessed by some chuunibyou little loli.

Xiaolin said in surprise: "It's really strange, Mr. Sato, you actually take the initiative to ask for tasks and so on... Obviously before, you were the kind of abandoned house who would not go to work until he could not afford to eat, and some people who didn't have a deadline. How come a guy who never writes light novels suddenly changes his temper?"

"Don't, don't say that!"

Sato Kazuma shyly shouted excitedly, then rubbed his brows in distress and said, "Please listen to me, Kobayashi-senpai, this is what happened..."

In fact, it was Huihui's fault.

The little chuunibyou loli who likes to release explosive magic everywhere often destroys the surrounding terrain, causing a landslide somewhere to pollute the water pool below. The Adventurer's Guild has just issued this task to them.

It is possible to avoid admitting it.

However, due to the crusade against the Headless Horseman, Megumin was completely exposed as an explosion magician and a chuunibyou loli with a brain problem, so they had to accept this task.

——Purify water sources.

Of course, it's paid.

After all, there was no evidence to prove that this was Huihui's doing, so the guild gave him a token token.

Originally, Sato Kazuma was reluctant.

You can't just tell me to do it, and the reward for the task is pitifully small. Wouldn't it be very shameful for me to do it honestly?

But when the guild tells him.

According to the regulations of the kingdom, the mission bounties obtained from high-level crusade missions can be delayed, and the maximum period is three years.

Sato Kazuma couldn't sit still immediately.

He hurriedly ran back from the guild and summoned his companions to do the task.

"In other words, the fault lies with Megumin?"

Aqua didn't understand the atmosphere at all, and as soon as she opened her mouth, she seriously injured the little Crimson Demon Clan girl beside her.

"Stupid, stupid! Don't say it so bluntly!"

"……sorry!"

Aqua also scratched her head in embarrassment. She did blurt it out subconsciously just now, and there was no malicious intention in it.

Huihui was silent for a moment after hearing this.

"...There's no way! Just let me solve it!"

The little loli who is a middle-aged girl displays her always bold and courageous character.

only--

"What are you going to do, Megumin? You, the great mage, can't purify the water, can you?" Xiaolin's words went to the core, making the aggressive Megumin suddenly feel weak.

Aqua's eyes lit up, and she hurriedly said: "That's right! You need me at this time. I am the high priest of the most advanced profession and the goddess of water! It doesn't matter, just leave it to me! We are a small team, Isn't it?"

"Aqua!"

Megumin was slightly moved.

It would have been better if there wasn't the sentence "When I come back, Megumin will buy me some bubble wine, at least three glasses."

After confirming the mission under the instructions of the guild, everyone headed to the polluted water lake.

By the way, Liu Zi is housekeeper.

Because most of her body is made of gears, she is not suitable for going to places with too much water. In addition, the [Magic Circuit] is still being debugged, so she is not suitable for frequent use of her abilities and can only be left as a housekeeper.

"La la la~ la la la~ la la la~"

During the mission, Aqua looked very happy.

Even though we know that she is a part-time high priest of the Goddess of Water, it is natural that she likes water, but it is also known to a three-year-old child that "if you play in water, you will wet your pants."

...Oh, she's not wearing any, that's okay.

Approaching the water source, Sato Kazuma suddenly shouted: "Wait a moment!"

"What's wrong, Kazuma?" Xiaolin asked strangely.

"One thing needs to be confirmed."

He turned to look at the stupid goddess and asked: "Aqua, how long does it take for you to purify the water? Five minutes? Ten minutes? Or half an hour?"

"Hmm...about half a day?"

"It's too long!"

It seems that he has doubts about Aqua's abilities.

Half a day...

Could it be that she wanted to purify the polluted water lake into a water lake with the same effect as holy water?

"And not only that, look at this mission list given by the guild. It says there is a brutal alligator. The name of this monster sounds very ominous." Sato Kazuma showed the list in front of everyone and pointed to the one below. A line of small words said.

Aqua asked strangely: "Are you afraid, Kazuma? How timid! Darkness is not afraid, but she is eager to try!"

“Cruel?! Alligator?!

Hiss-ha-hiss-ha-"

Darkness falls into a strange delusion.

"Wait, I'm different from her, I don't have any weird habits!"

Kazuma Sato defended himself loudly.

Xiao Lin patted him on the shoulder and said, "It doesn't matter. That's why the team members come together to help, isn't it?"

"Haah..."

In fact, Sato Kazuma wanted to say that there was a safer way, such as putting Aqua in an iron cage, and then everyone watched her scream and scream in fear of the brutal alligator... but it seemed that Kobayashi seemed to have a better idea. In a good way, he stopped talking.

In fact, Xiaolin's method is also very simple.

"Darkness, put these slippers on."

"This is?"

"Shoes for walking on water."

In the last world, I was worried that I didn't have this pair of shoes, so when I came back, Xiaolin immediately went to buy them.

It just comes in handy now.

After Darkness put it on, she wondered: "Well... what should I do?"

"Just put it on, and then walk in the middle of the lake to activate the taunting skills." Xiao Lin seemed to have said something outrageous.

"Eh?"

"You are looking forward to it, the feeling of being attacked by a group of brutal alligators."

"Hiss-ha-hiss-ha-"

Darkness gasped suddenly.

Then before anyone else had time to dissuade him, he hurriedly rushed to the center of the lake.

"Senior Kobayashi?!" Sato Kazuma was dumbfounded and said hurriedly: "Is this really good? Let her withstand the monster's attack."

"I mean, Darkness will get hurt!"

The perverted knight's friend, the chuunibyou little loli, is also very concerned.

But Xiao Lin is very confident.

"It's okay, it's okay, there won't be any problems, trust me."

Darkness's armor is also equipped with a [Magic Circuit] like Liu Zi's, which causes her to automatically release a protective shield when she encounters an attack to resist a certain degree of damage.

Although it can't resist the attack of the Headless Horseman, the brutal alligator can't even destroy its membrane.

While she is attracting monsters, Aqua can enjoy soaking in the lake as the tea bag goddess, completely purifying the polluted lake.

The above is his plan.

A little far away from the town, there is a large lake. This water lake is one of the water sources of the town. A small river flows from the lake and leads to the town.

Looking at Aqua soaking in the lake, Xiaolin inevitably started to have random thoughts.

How would the people in the town react if they knew they were drinking the bath water of a retarded goddess?

Is it disgust?

Or should I just take a sip?

After all, there are many people with mental problems in the town, and there are also many perverts who like to drink the bath water of beautiful girls.

Take me for example.

...Bah, bah, bah, what are you thinking about!

I wanted to get rid of all the dirty things in my mind, but my throat felt a little dry for some reason and I wanted to drink water.

The plan to lure the enemy was successful.

Darkness stood in the middle of the lake and looked at each other with many ferocious alligators. They were obviously very close to each other, but they were separated by a thick barrier. No matter how hard they bit, they could not break through the film.

Darkness looked disappointed.

But it doesn't matter, Xiao Lin is happy to see her disappointed.

Especially when Darkness stood in the middle of the lake for seven or eight hours, his expression of increasingly unbearable pain made Xiaolin's excitement level continue to increase as time went by.

That expression of asking for something but not getting it is really great!

A perverted smirk appeared on the corner of his mouth, making Sato Kazuma and Megumin unable to help but stay away from him.

And the other side.

Aqua's purification of the lake went smoothly without the interference of monsters. She even had a water fight by the lake and sang an unknown song.

"Donna~Donna Dona~Donna~"

...Donna Tea? !

Xiaolin rubbed his shoulders.

He remembered a certain witch with a bad personality who liked to let others drink her own bodily fluids.

As the lake continued to be purified, the ferocious alligator left the lake and swam toward the mountains on the other side.

Even though Darkness wanted to stay, the brutal alligator left without looking back.

At this point, the mission ends.