I like traveling the most

Xiao Lin admitted that he has a little dark psychology, a little twisted personality, and a little detour in his work.

But at least he is relatively positive and can barely be regarded as a sunny boy.

But he didn't expect that he would go to jail.

What he least expected was that the reason for coming in would be so ridiculous. What he least expected was that he was arrested on the spot just after he finished speaking. What he least expected was that he saw another pervert from the same team as soon as he came in.

That's right, Sato Kazuma was caught before he was arrested.

The two looked at each other awkwardly.

"Senior Xiaolin..."

Sato Kazuma covered his face with his hands, his expression of despair undisguised.

I originally expected the other party to save me, and I thought so when I saw Xiao Lin coming in. But then I learned that the other party was also arrested, and the happy smile on my face suddenly solidified.

"What's going on? Why did Senior Xiaolin come in too?"

He had a little meltdown.

After all, the opponent's reputation with Axel is very good, so no matter how you think about it, he shouldn't appear here.

"It can only be said that it's bad luck."

In order to appease a certain little loli, the remarks he accidentally blurted out were heard by the guards, which led to his arrest on the spot.

After Kobayashi told him this, Sato Kazuma understood immediately.

It's all Megumin's fault!

He said viciously: "That idiot Loli, you must teach her a lesson when you get out!"

"You're right, I think so too."

Xiao Lin also had this intention.

But the strange thing is why Sato Kazuma was arrested. Could it be that he ran to the street and attacked the female adventurers who came and went.

"That's not true!"

Kobayashi's suspicious eyes made Sato Kazuma very hurt, and he quickly defended himself loudly.

"Then why were you arrested?"

"actually……"

Sato Kazuma had said before that he wanted to earn pocket money, at least to pay for the succubus shop. Otherwise, if he continues like this, he is really afraid that one day he will be unable to control himself and stick his butt to Xiao Lin.

So he asked Luna to choose a mission for him that didn't require too much trouble and offered a relatively large bounty that was suitable for him.

At first it was just a matter of chance, and it didn't matter if he didn't have it, but he didn't expect that there would actually be a task suitable for him.

- Make clothes for nobles.

"And in order not to be disturbed by Huihui and the others, I specifically said that I would do crafts in the room and would not be allowed to come in to disturb me."

"So you are really doing craft work!"

Xiaolin couldn't help but complained loudly. He thought Sato Kazuma was doing that kind of craft work. It turned out that he had completely misunderstood before!

"Wait a minute, Senior Xiaolin, don't you think that I don't let them disturb you because..."

Hearing Xiaolin's complaint, the smart Sato Kazuma immediately thought of something, and his expression instantly became strange, with an aggrieved expression of being misunderstood.

"No, no, no, I didn't think so! I even took Megumin away specifically to prevent her from disturbing you, so I was arrested by the guards in order to appease her. No matter how you look at it, this is all the kindness you owe me, Sato-kun. Bar.

Xiaolin started talking nonsense.

Although things may appear this way on the surface, they are actually quite different.

Sato Kazuma looked at him suspiciously. What the other party said was not very convincing, but it was an indelible fact that Xiaolin was squatting here with him, and he accepted this kindness.

And he still has to rely on Xiao Lin to save him from now on, even if he doesn't want to accept the kindness.

After listening to what Sato Kazuma said, Kobayashi asked curiously: "Did the nobleman not like the clothes you made, so he arrested you?"

"No, that piece of clothing that "makes people feel both sensational and innocent at first glance" makes the noble master very satisfied." Sato Kazuma said loudly with a little pride.

"I guess so."

Xiao Lin also nodded in agreement.

If I had to choose someone in Axel who knew this best, it would be Kazuma Sato.

With his experience that has been modernized enough to make people dazzled and their blood surge up, dealing with people from other worlds is a complete dimensionality reduction attack, and it is impossible not to successfully complete the task.

"That……"

"The reason why he was arrested was because something was missing from that noble's house."

"What?"

“A bottle of ultra-rare and incredibly expensive premium sparkling wine.”

"Well……"

Xiao Lin was even more surprised. What does this have to do with him?

Sato Kazuma continued to explain: "Only me and the noble have entered that room, plus my profession is an adventurer and I have a criminal record, so..."

"So he put the blame on you?... I really wronged you, Sato-kun."

Xiao Lin patted his shoulder sympathetically.

Sato Kazuma is a person with a flexible bottom line, and will not act recklessly like those problem children in some matters.

With his timid character, it was absolutely impossible to offend the nobles, so no matter how you looked at it, he was wronged.

"Well... Sato-kun, don't be too anxious. I will find a way to rescue you after I get out." Xiaolin said.

Sato Kazuma said with tears in his eyes: "Thank you, Kobayashi-senpai!"

Unlike that group of unreliable problem children, only Xiaolin can give him the last bit of warmth.

Just when the two were planning to discuss what to do.

"Hey, Xiaolin, it's interrogation time."

Guard A and Guard B came to Xiaolin and led him out of the room, while Xiaolin gave a thumbs up to Sato Kazuma who was worried behind him, to reassure him.

When he came to the interrogation room, Xiaolin sat on the chair honestly. It didn't feel like he was back home here, so he naturally wouldn't mess around.

Guard A said first: "I didn't expect that you, a boy with thick eyebrows and big eyes, would have such a perverted mentality. Tell me, how long have you been secretly planning, and how are you going to attack [Feng Chu]?"

Has the name of Feng Chu spread here?

Xiaolin complained in his heart, and explained at the same time: "Misunderstanding, it's a complete misunderstanding! You two should know me very well, I won't do anything that makes people despise me! And I like the front and back, the flat flat without ups and downs doesn't interest me at all, okay!"

He tried his best to prove that he didn't have that idea, and took the initiative to expose his preferences to the other party.

But the guards didn't believe it at all.

"Hehe, the previous viscount also said so, but what is the reality? And the previous businessman said confidently that he likes curvy girls, but what? People can't judge by appearance, that's what they say."

"That's right. Some people look serious on the surface, but it's possible that they are hopeless perverts."

Why do the two of them say so much?

The perverted knight in the team, judging from his appearance, is a cold and arrogant beauty knight, but once he turns on the power, he is a complete pervert and people can't avoid him.

The thinking is a little divergent.

Back to the present, Xiaolin knows that no matter what he says, he will not be trusted.

Because--

"How do you think you got in? Or do you think we heard it wrong? You said so loudly at the city gate that you like small tablets before, have you forgotten?!"

That's it!

In order to appease Huihui, what he said was quite problematic, and it is understandable that he was misunderstood and arrested!

Damn it!

Huihui, you framed me!

Xiaolin began to think quickly to find a way to break the deadlock. Otherwise, if he was sentenced, his reputation would be ruined on the spot, and he might even be labeled as a "pervert".

He likes big sisters and has no interest in little loli!

...Wait, little loli?

Got it!

He found a way to break it!

Suddenly, Xiaolin smiled confidently, and his calm and composed look was not a bit flustered, which was completely different from the panicked and sweaty look just now.

The guards were very confused.

"Xiaolin, do you have anything else to defend yourself?"

"No, not at all."

Xiaolin shrugged, even clasped his hands together with a yearning and pious expression, and said: "I like flat chests the most!"

"What?!" X2

The two guards didn't expect Xiaolin to dare to say this in front of them. Isn't this too rampant and too disrespectful to them?

How can this be tolerated?

They threw a confession and a pen over and said: "Since you admit it, then..."

"Wait." Xiaolin raised his hand to interrupt them.

"What's wrong again?"

"I like flat breasts, what's wrong with that?"

"...Huh?"

Xiao Lin's sudden question made them a little stunned.

However, Xiao Lin said again: "I want to make it clear that I said "I like small flat breasts", not "I like little loli", these two are different, please don't confuse them."

Yes, this is the loophole he found!

"Uh..."

The guards looked at each other and began to carefully recall whether Xiao Lin had said that he liked little loli.

But Xiao Lin dared to guarantee that he definitely didn't say it, after all, his principle of life is never to take the lead!

While the two guards were at a loss, Xiao Lin attacked again, slammed the table and shouted: "I like flat breasts, what's wrong with me! As long as you don't commit a crime, people's XP is free! Or... do you think that women with small breasts cannot be called women?"

This punch was learned from Hui Hui.

In addition to the explosion magic, the little loli's boxing skills are also very superb, and she stunned Guard A and Guard B at once.

The two of them quickly denied it, saying, "No, no, no, we didn't mean that."

"No, that's what you meant!"

Kobayashi punched them repeatedly, forcing them to say, "Apologize to me! Apologize to all the small-breasted women in the world! Apologize quickly!"

"Yes, I'm sorry!" X2

The two guards subconsciously apologized in a low voice.

Win!

Kobayashi's mouth curled up with a smug smile. He was actually quite good at this trick of turning the tables.

Then, he put on the same goddess smile as Aqua, exuding a divine glow, as if the gods were forgiving their sins and said, "It's okay, I have forgiven you, as long as you sincerely admit your mistakes, all the small-breasted women in the world will forgive you."

"Yes, we sincerely repent!" X2

"May all the small-breasted women in the world bless you, Ah... Aqua!"

"Thank, thank you..." X2

The guards shed tears of emotion.

In fact, Xiaolin played a little too much. When the two of them reacted later, they would realize that something was wrong, so Xiaolin quickly changed the subject so that they would stop thinking about it.

Reaching into his arms, he produced two free tickets to the Succubus Shop.

"Here."

Gently pushing them towards him, the smiling look on his face made it impossible to refuse.

In fact, they didn't refuse.

"No! We can't accept it!"

"You are offering a bribe, we can't accept it!"

They said so, but they actually grabbed the voucher in their hands in an instant, fearing that Xiaolin would ask for it back.

Those guys who said one thing and meant another.

Of course, Xiaolin didn't believe that any man could refuse the free voucher of the Succubus Shop, so it was expected that they would accept it.

They just had to think of a suitable reason so that they could accept it with peace of mind.

After thinking for a while, he said, "No, no, no, I just asked you two to return the vouchers to the Succubus waitresses in the Succubus Shop, so if they do something for you to express their gratitude later, it has nothing to do with me."

Hearing what he said, Guard A and Guard B immediately understood and acted as if they had suddenly realized something.

"Oh, that's it."

"I understand, the things must be handed over!"

The three smiled knowingly.

Kobayashi had a good relationship with the guards, otherwise they would not have cared enough to let him find a suitable team when he came back with a giant frog covered in slime.

It was just that due to their sensitive identities and their poor status, they had never had a real relationship.

The invitation ticket this time was just a small way to repay their care and concern.

The misunderstanding was resolved smoothly with Kobayashi's sweet talk.

Before leaving, he specifically asked other guards if they could take Sato Kazuma out with him.

The answer he got was

--No.

Because the noble who lost the things was so angry that he had to catch the murderer who stole the super expensive bubble wine, and even drew a picture of the bubble wine and issued a wanted order, so no suspect could leave.

There was no choice but to go out first.

Kobayashi returned to the mansion with a wanted order for bubble wine in his hand.

As soon as he entered the door, he saw the panicked Megumin and Darkness.

"No, no, no, no... It's bad! Xiaolin was taken away by the guards because of my fault. What should I do, Darkness, you have to think of a solution!" Huihui grabbed Darkness's arm excitedly, looking very worried about Xiaolin.

And Darkness was also surprised: "Not only Sato Kazuma, but Xiaolin was also taken away?... I envy them for being able to enjoy the torture in the prison!"

Hearing her words, Xiaolin couldn't hold it anymore.

"Please don't envy such things, okay?"

"Xiaolin?!" X2

Seeing him appear in front of her intact, Huihui immediately breathed a sigh of relief.

"Hey, I'm back."

Xiaolin greeted, pinched the little loli's cheek and taught her a lesson: "Since you are so worried about me, don't let me say such misleading words in the first place!"

"Yes, sorry... I was wrong!"

Huihui apologized straightforwardly.

In fact, the fault was not entirely hers. If Xiaolin didn't show his disgust to Xiaoban so blatantly, he probably wouldn't have been arrested on the spot.

After a little punishment, she was let go.

Seeing Kobayashi coming back, they smiled happily, but immediately panicked.

Huihui said nervously: "No, it's not good, Kobayashi! Kazuma... Kazuma was also arrested! And I heard that the guards rushed into the mansion and took him away forcibly! Could he be doing something strange!"

"I wanted to stop them, but the guards didn't listen at all." Darkness also echoed.

"Don't be nervous, don't be nervous, Sato-kun is fine now."

Seeing that the two were a little worried, Kobayashi told them that Sato Kazuma was implicated by an unknown criminal.

"...I didn't expect it to be like this."

Darkness and Huihui lamented how unlucky Sato Kazuma was. He has always been proud of his super luck, why did he encounter such a thing?

At this time, Aqua came back.

Seeing everyone gathered in the living room, she came over curiously and asked, "What, what happened?"

"Ah, actually..."

Just as Kobayashi was about to explain, he saw a bottle of bubble wine in her arms, and the pattern on the bottle was exactly the same as the one on the wanted poster!

Even Darkness and Huihui noticed it.

"Ah, ah ah ah... Aqua?! Where did your bubble wine come from?!"

"So you are the criminal?!"

Suddenly everyone understood why Sato Kazuma, who had super high luck, was arrested and thrown into prison.

And Sato Kazuma, who was far away in the prison, looking forward to being rescued, felt an itchy nose and couldn't help sneezing loudly.

He felt that someone was persecuting him.