I like traveling the most

Only a few simple words were displayed on the crystal ball. There was no comment or understanding, and I had no idea what effect it had.

"Weird, weird narrator...what do you mean?"

Aqua picked up the crystal ball and looked at it carefully.

The Goddess of Rags is best at playing with strange and weird things, so Kobayashi did not reprimand Sato Kazuma for not letting her touch it. Although she always caused big trouble, at least she knew how to use the magic items, so I left it to her.

"Hey, that lich over there, do you know what it means?"

"Yes, I'm sorry, I just bought this magic item, so..."

"Tsk, useless guy."

Wiz, who was being challenged, quickly bowed and apologized, and Aqua curled her lips in displeasure.

"but……"

"What?!"

"Yeah, I'm sorry! It's just that I think the color of the font on it isn't quite right!"

Wiz closed his eyes in fear and mustered up the courage to express his worries.

Xiao Lin had the same idea.

Generally speaking, the colors of positive reminders are gold, yellow, purple, and the lowest is white without any vision.

But now the font that appears on it is red, with a little bit of black.

There is a bad feeling.

"Hmm...yeah, I think so too." Aqua's eyes lit up and she nodded in agreement.

I think you just realized it.

When Xiao Lin saw her look like this, he knew that this was just a simple agreement.

[It seems that the goddess + the lich don’t get along very well. But it doesn't matter, you just need to provide some white lubricant, and the two of them will merge smoothly into one bicycle, and riding on the road will not be a problem. 】

"I see you're already on the highway!"

Xiao Lin complained subconsciously.

If it were normal, this complaint would not be taken seriously. But now all the attention is on Xiao Lin, and naturally any reaction on his part will be noticed.

"X-Mr. Xiaolin...?"

"Xiao Lin, are you okay?"

Wiz's moist eyes were full of concern.

Aqua even used purification magic again. She simply thought that Xiao Lin was possessed by an evil lich and wanted to use powerful purification abilities to remove the negative effects.

But he used too much force and it affected Wiz.

"Wait, wait, Lady Aqua, she's going to ascend to heaven! She's going to ascend to heaven!"

Wiz begged for mercy with a sad face.

The poor Lich lady was tortured repeatedly by the goddess with brain problems. It was really painful.

"Okay, okay, if this continues, Wiz will disappear." He slashed Aqua's forehead with a knife, and after feeling the pain, he touched her gently and said, "Thank you, Aqua, but There’s nothing wrong with me, and I probably already know what the effects are.”

Kobayashi, who has experienced high-intensity surfing in his previous life and has read many classic novels, naturally knows the role of [Narrator] in it and what role he plays.

At present, it seems that it has no other effect except to say something sexy. But as Wiz said, the red font made him feel uneasy. He always felt that if he left things alone, he would be like the problem children in the team and cause big news for him.

It seems that it is not appropriate to go out today. It is better to go back and wait for the additional effects to end in 24 hours.

He said goodbye to Wiz and stood up to leave.

It's winter now. The residents and adventurers of Axel are either drinking in the Adventurer's Guild, or they are squatting at home and spending their days lazily. [The Narrator] did not speak along the way, as if he no longer existed.

Returned to the mansion successfully.

The rest of the team didn't know where they were. It was rare that they didn't stay at home doing nits lazily.

Aqua returned to her room with the magic tool, trying to find something.

Xiao Lin came to the hall to rest.

Liu Zi, who had been waiting for a long time, stood up, poured him a cup of black tea, and said at the same time: "Master Xiaolin, your expression is very bad. Did you eat a cockroach?"

"...It's more uncomfortable than eating cockroaches."

Xiao Lin sighed, but before he could vent his bitterness, a voice came from his mind again.

[Vicious tongue? I like poisonous tongue the most! The little maid dared to speak harshly to her master, it seems she needs to be taught a lesson! Go ahead and let her taste your awesomeness! What, already tasted? That's okay. 】

You'd better say it's not about tasting!

Besides, it was she who tasted me.

He unconsciously looked at Liu Zi's red lips. To be honest, he still couldn't figure out why an automatic doll had the same soft and sweet touch as a human being.

"Master Xiaolin?"

"Sorry, I got distracted."

Xiao Lin, whose memories were interrupted, shook his head, sighed tiredly, and then lay back on Liu Zi's slender and soft thighs.

Seeing this, Liu Zi did not ask what happened from time to time, but thoughtfully placed Xiao Lin's head on the softest part of her legs, and smoothed her slightly frowned brows across her forehead with her slender and tender hands.

As a waiter, she is qualified.

Smelling the smell that was different from Aqua's, my thoughts gradually drifted away and I fell into a deep sleep.

After relaxing, Xiao Lin seemed to have been cut off from the power supply and was unaware of anything in the outside world. It was already evening when he woke up.

When she opened her eyes, she saw Liu Zi's delicate and pretty face.

In this position, it's a pity not to see the pretty face, but it's even more pity to see the pretty face.

Understand the applause.

Liu Zi, who was keenly aware that the person under her had woken up, lowered her head and raised the corners of her mouth imperceptibly, and said softly: "Are you awake? Mr. Xiaolin, I don't know if you can let me use my waiter as a pillow for three hours." Did you sleep satisfactorily?”

"...I'm sorry." Xiao Lin apologized softly and stood up quickly.

"It's okay, Master Xiaolin. Have you forgotten that I am a doll? There will be no problem even if I sit here for a whole year."

Liu Zi was right.

But she has feelings. Although part of it is a setting, Xiaolin still treats her as an individual rather than a prop.

Yes, Liu Zi is family.

"Oh, are you awake, Xiaolin?"

"Meihui, are you back?"

Only then did Xiaolin see Megumin on the sofa opposite.

Because she was lying on her stomach, her petite body sunk into the sofa, and her whole body was limp and unable to move. You didn't need to think about it to know that she had just finished her daily homework - to use explosive magic.

By the way, I remembered that I wanted to talk to her about magic.

"Hui Hui, actually I heard some bad news."

"What is it?"

"One shot of explosive magic every day will be bad for your health."

"...Eh?"

"Not only does it affect physical development and prevent you from growing taller, but also excessive draining of the body can lead to symptoms such as weakness in the waist and knees, emptiness of magic power, and mental depression. Look, every time you release explosive magic, your body becomes limp and weak, right? These are the early symptoms.”

"Really, really?!"

"It's true. So, it's better not to take one shot every day. It's best to have two to three shots a week. Any more will damage the body."

"How could..."

Megumin looked a little flustered, as if she believed this lie.

Xiao Lin raised the corners of his mouth and smiled proudly.

Fool, then lie.

You don't have to ask Megumin to quit the explosion magic, as long as you can slightly reduce the frequency, that's fine.

He is like a quitting bar mentor, lending a helping hand to Megumin, who is addicted to indulgence and likes to have sex every day.

Megumin closed her eyes tightly with a ferocious expression, as if she was stuck in a difficult decision.

final--

"no!!"

"……Um?"

"Even if my body is deficient and I cannot grow taller or bigger, I will let go! No one can stop me!"

What she said was so decisive and moving.

"But……"

"No means no!"

This guy...!

Xiao Lin gritted his teeth and clenched his fists, glaring at the stubborn Chuunibyou Explosive Magister in displeasure.

Does this little loli know how much money she spent?

One month, just one month ago, only a few of the hundreds of magic stone crystals were left, and even selling her would not be enough to compensate.

If this continues, what will she have to repay?

[It’s time to give the stubborn girl who doesn’t listen to advice a lesson in love. After spending hundreds of millions and still not repenting, it would be better to give her hundreds of millions more. Don’t be afraid, the little loli in front of you is already an adult, so feel free to come on! Su Qing is OK, I think it is OK! 】

Let me watch the punishment!

Stop joking, if you dare to attack her, you will be arrested on the spot the next second.

How could he attack her?

I forgot, there is [narrator] here too.

"Xiao Lin?...I'm sorry, I will pay more attention in the future. But one shot a day is my bottom line, and I will never give in!"

Seeing Xiaolin's bad expression, Huihui thought he was angry. So I quickly relaxed a little, then turned my eyes and observed secretly.

This little loli is the best at observing words and emotions.

Unexpectedly, due to a strange combination of circumstances, Huihui would choose to retreat, and she was secretly happy in her heart.

But there was nothing strange about him on the surface.

After all, if she showed a proud smile, Megumin would definitely protest fiercely and trigger an even bigger backlash.

call--

Xiao Lin sighed softly and said, "I hope you can keep your promise."

After saying that, he turned around and left.

In fact, I was afraid that having too much contact with them would cause unnecessary trouble, so I went back to the room early and stopped spending time with them.

Darkness happened to be walking from the opposite side and asked curiously: "Xiao Lin, where are you going?"

"I'm going back to my room."

"Where's dinner?"

"No need to call me for dinner, I'm not feeling well today."

Waving his hands, he walked up the stairs and disappeared around the corner.

Hui Hui looked at his back with great confusion, not knowing what she was thinking.

Xiao Lin, who returned to the room, nodded with satisfaction.

The pattern that appears on the forehead means that [Five Visions Omnipotence] is activated, and the little Loli's expression can be seen with the clairvoyance ability. It seems that she is stable this time.

evening.

Sato Kazuma came back and knocked on Xiaolin's door.

Bang bang bang——

"Please come in."

A calm voice came from inside the door.

Sato Kazuma pushed the door open and saw Xiaolin sitting in front of the large French window, drinking black tea leisurely.

"Please sit down, Sato-kun."

"oh."

After being greeted, he sat opposite.

Liu Zi poured a cup of steaming black tea at the right time. The whole process was elegant and calm, and she couldn't help but fall into it.

Pick up the tea cup and take a sip.

"Hmm, it tastes good."

Sato Kazuma had a smile on his face.

Liu Zi was quite proud and said: "I didn't expect Sato Kazuma-sama to be able to drink the delicious food. It seems that you are one level higher than the insect."

"Wait, I'm on the same level as a bug in your eyes?"

Sato Kazuma, who believed in equality between men and women, wanted to fight back, but when he thought of the fighting power (venomous tongue) of both parties, and the fact that the other party was Xiaolin's maid, he endured it.

Be silent for a moment.

Kazuma Sato changed the subject very insightfully and said, "Senior Kobayashi, what happened? You didn't even eat dinner."

"actually……"

Xiao Lin told him about the magic tools.

Although Sato Kazuma is also a bit of a scumbag, at least he has a brighter brain than the others, so he should be able to help.

"Yeah, that's right."

Sato Kazuma nodded after hearing the complete process, and then couldn't help but complain: "As expected of Wiz, the things in the store are as weird as ever."

"That's it."

Kobayashi completely agrees with this.

But this time the fault was not hers, it was entirely Xiaolin's own decision to give it a try that led to what happened now.

Couldn't help but sigh.

Sato Kazuma thought that Kobayashi was distressed by this matter, so he raised his thumb and reassured: "It doesn't matter, doesn't this effect only last for twenty-four hours? During this period, I will be the one to block those idiots from Aqua. Moreover. , if there is an accident that cannot be solved, we will find other adventurers or issue a mission, and I believe someone will know how to solve it. "

"Sato-kun..."

Xiao Lin was slightly moved.

I have to say that Sato Kazuma is really reliable at this time, much better than those problem children who only cause trouble.

【So terrifying! Being so insightful at a young age will definitely become a stumbling block for you to start a harem when you grow up. This child must not be kept, he will become a big trouble in the future! Quickly use pro-X winding! 】

…

Please be a human being!

How could Sato Kazuma's good intentions be misunderstood like this?

And the last sentence is a hint, right? It's a hint!

Xiao Lin's expression was wrong.

Sato Kazuma thought he had said the wrong thing, but he was smart enough to know that there was another negative effect when he thought of the magic item.

"We still don't know what's wrong with it. In the past, it was better not to touch it for a while. Senior Xiaolin, I'm going back to the room first. If something strange happens, be sure to shout for help."

"Well, I understand."

Xiao Lin nodded and watched him walk out of the room.

late at night.

"It's almost time."

Xiao Lin stood up and walked to the bathroom.

No matter what, you have to take a shower before going to bed.

But when he came to the bathroom, he found a hazy and graceful figure inside. With her bulging figure and curved back, it didn’t take much to figure out that she was Darkness.

Could that idiot knight have done it on purpose?

Since the last time he took a bath with her, Darkness had developed the habit of taking a bath late at night, always feeling like she was looking forward to something.

[There is no doubt that she did it on purpose. Not only would she not resist, she would even welcome him. In that case, there's only one thing you have to do - walk in and let the screams for help come from the bathroom. But it's not yours, it's hers. She must be ready to sing a song. 】

What came out after entering was not a cry for help, but other strange sounds.

Xiao Lin complained slightly.

As usual, he was talking nonsense, but this time he understood the prerequisites for activating his ability.

Generally speaking, it’s just dark thoughts inside.

As long as the slightest bad thought or delusion occurs, the [Narrator] in the mind will be triggered, and it seems that the evil thoughts will be deliberately amplified to cause some strange emotions.

It does seem to be a negative effect.

But why didn't Aqua purify it?

Is it a relationship that hasn’t been triggered yet?

Suddenly, he found that his body was out of control, and at the same time the voice of [Narrator] sounded in his mind.

[The evil value is full, the action mechanism is triggered, and the action is in progress. 】

【In action...】

Then he found himself walking towards the bathroom.

No, no, right? !

As he got closer to the bathroom and the figure in the bathroom became clearer, Xiaolin's expression gradually became panicked and he shouted for help.

"Liu Zi, save me!"

Swish——

There was a slight sound of clothes shaking, and a figure appeared beside him.

It is the elegant waiter, Liu Zi.

But she didn't stop him. Instead, she pushed Xiao Lin and walked into the bathroom together.

"Liu, Liuzi?"

"Didn't you already have this experience? It doesn't matter. I believe Lord Darkness will welcome you very much."

Then, Xiaolin enjoyed a special experience that had not happened in a long time.

Again, really green!